Elf life

Like to be a father?

What is going on? Have I done this before?

Am I not a Charmander? What the hell is this little marsupial baby with one father in its mouth!!!

The little baby sasaurus didn't stop, but the more it screamed, the happier it became:

"Daddy has become smaller, completely transformed into a little dad~"

Unexpectedly, the little guy was not happy for a long time before he was slapped down by his mother. The boss of the Bagosaurus quickly came forward to explain in embarrassment:

"I'm very sorry, my baby is still ignorant, and this child is yelling nonsense again."

Hi,

Scared me,

No, you little guy can't just call daddy. You can't just identify your biological father. Your mother is a marsupial.

Bagosaurus and Charmander are basically two kinds of elves, right?

But suddenly I remembered,

The most special species in the elf world is probably the marsupial dragon.

Even though they are all super powerful, everyone is afraid of violence. In the battle, they are both parent-child love and physical attackers.

But after all, they are all females, and the pouch on the front of each marsupial's body is the best proof.

So here comes the question, the marsupial race is all female. (That is to say, they are all female)

In the absence of males, who are their husbands?

The following is the elf world research time:

According to surveys, marsupials have the highest marriage rates with male Boscodora, Ironclad Tyrannosaurus, Charizard and Howler Bomb.

They also have husbands, and Charmander understands instantly.

"I see, is it the guy who shouted explosive bombs?"

In order to prevent the baby from making trouble again, the mother of the marsupial dragon had to forcefully stuff the baby into the pouch, paying full attention to the front desk:

"Oh, I'm really sorry."

"My husband is a very, very handsome fire-breathing dragon, but he hasn't been back for a long time. He must have been exploring handsomely around the world recently."

So the whole family finally came to light,

Dad's Charizard + Mom's Marsupial

Looking at the sweet reminiscing expression of the boss of the Bagosaurus, we know that the baby's father must be a super domineering fire-breathing dragon.

After all, that was the man called the Fire-increasing Dragon.

But having said that, no wonder he would be mistaken for the "baby daddy". After the Charizard degenerates, he will become a Charmander.

Pikachu couldn't stand it anymore. The farce of recognizing his father almost made Charmander collapse instantly. Fortunately, it was finally explained perfectly.

————Prepare the dividing line————

The next thing the two guys have to do is open an account and make a deposit.

"You are a new expedition team, right? The account opening fee for our Bagosaurus Warehouse is only 5 gold coins."

"We are launching an event now. The first month is free, and there will be a 10 gold coin item storage fee for the next three months."

"Want to open an account?"

As the only prop warehouse in Treasure Town, the prices here are super cheap, and you don’t have to worry about losing items if you store them in.

One customer corresponds to an independent item storage point.

A maximum of 500 items can be stored.

Charmander + Pikachu: "Great, please open an account for us!"

[Ding, the Bagosaurus warehouse has been successfully unlocked, the account opening fee of 5 gold coins has been deducted, and the props can now be stored in the warehouse. 】

List of items currently in the Adventure Backpack

Blue orange fruit x8

Detoxification fruit x1

Apple x8

Pomelo fruit x1

Fat Keding Guild Flag x1

Incredible map x1

Originally, the adventure backpack was not big, and the space was taken up by a lot of tree fruits, so the two little ones discussed preparing to store some tree fruits.

"Pikachu, if you go on a business trip, I think half of the blue tangerines will be enough."

Pikachu nodded: "Okay, what about the pomelo fruit?"

"There is only one pomelo fruit, let's save it too."

The last two little ones stored 4 blue orange fruits, a pomelo fruit, and 2 apples in the Bagosaurus warehouse.

The owner of the Bagosaurus cordially expressed his gratitude to the two little ones and told them that they might see a stone statue of a Bagosaurus in the wild. The sculpture was equivalent to a branch of the Bagosaurus warehouse.

"We got it, thank you Boss Bagosaurus."

The marsupial dragon continued to be kind: "It's okay, you are welcome to visit next time."

The naughty little baby sasaurus emerges from the pouch:

"Goodbye little dad~"

Stop, stop, stop, I’m really not your father, don’t call me little daddy again!

The two little ones packed their backpacks and rushed back in a hurry, preparing to meet up with the lobster soldiers at the agreed place.

【!】Unexpectedly, not long after leaving the Bagosaurus warehouse, the elves in the Treasure Town Square dispersed one after another!

"Stay away, it's them!"

"Stand far away, stand far away, they are coming again!!"

The elves on the street immediately moved away from each other and kept more than one meter away. No one wanted to get too close to them.

What all the elves are avoiding is not Charmander and Pikachu, but the infamous Bully Expedition.

That's right, gas bombs and supersonic bats are back on the streets!

Pikachu immediately grabbed Charmander's small claws and prepared to pull him away:

"It's them again, be careful about the coronavirus, Charmander!"

Charmander was still standing where he was. Gengar didn't give him any face last time when he was there. Besides, there was nothing to hide from the two incompetent follower Pokémon.

Gas Bomb and Super Sonic Bat saw two small ones from a long way away.

This time it was an interception halfway, deliberately looking for trouble!

"Hahahahaha, aren't you two afraid of death this time? How dare you two weaklings stand in the middle of the road?"

The gas bomb was the first provocation, followed by the supersonic bat flapping its wings:

"That's right. I heard that you guys are going on a business trip. It's really ridiculous!"

"This kind of atonement human being is still qualified to go on a business trip, and he doesn't even think about what random things he has done. The little baby sasaurus calls him daddy, hahahaha!!"

Charmander was angry: "Shut up!"

The more this attitude arouses the nerves of Gas Bomb and Super Sonic Bat, this time they have no other reason.

The purpose is to avenge the past humiliation and give the two little ones another beating.

After beating them up, he will steal the drift bottle and give it back to Gengar Boss so that he can pay his respects.

Charmander didn't want to pay attention to these gangsters at all, and instead grabbed Pikachu's little paw and walked forward confidently:

"Ignore them, let's take Pikachu, they're still waiting to meet up over there."

"Yeah, okay, Charmander."

Gas Bomb and Super Sonic Bat were immediately stunned when they saw this situation.

It's understandable that Charmander has always been crazy. Why is the Pikachu next to him not afraid of anything today? The one that used to tremble often and run away when meeting him has changed?

At the last moment, Gas Bomb glanced at Supersonic Bat in the dark and smiled evilly:

"Hey, the elf can go, leave everything behind for me!"

Charmander looked back confidently:

"Come on, let's see if you two little soldiers have that ability!"

Don't be arrogant too early, take the initiative——

The gas bomb took a deep breath quickly, and after its body expanded, it released a large amount of black and purple poisonous mist, which instantly obscured his vision.

"Charmander, be careful, it's that move again!"

This time Charmander will not be reckless anymore. The best way to avoid the poisonous fog is to lie down and crawl forward, as close to the ground as possible.

Pikachu also maintained the same posture, with the two little ones defending first and then attacking, preparing to wait for the poisonous mist to dissipate.

Unexpectedly, outside the poisonous fog, the gas bomb suddenly gave an order:

"Third brother, it's up to you!"

Whoosh——

Charmander suddenly felt that something was wrong. His vision was blurred in the poisonous fog, as if he heard a supersonic bat passing over his head for an instant and taking away something.

When he finally reacted, the adventure backpack had been secretly taken away by the supersonic bat!

"Hey, the thief's tactic was successful!"

What, these two bastards!

If you obviously can't defeat it, why should you use stolen ones?