Elf: My Ninja Frog can fly Thunder God

After a while, the two of them were very happy.

"Ahem............."

Lin Haoran coughed a few times, squeezed out a smile and said:

"This Magikarp is really great, cultivate it well!!"

Wang Shengxiong heard Lin Haoran's words, his face became more proud, and he said:

"Look, look!"

"Wait for my Magikarp to evolve into Gyarados and slap you in the face..."

Wang Shengxiong glanced at Xue Bo proudly and said.

"Pah............."

At this time, the Magikarp used the leaping skill and slapped Wang Shengxiong in the face, making a loud slapping sound.

"Ouch.............."

"You stinky fish, you dare to hit me in the face!?"

"I'm going to eat grilled fish tonight........."

The Carp King was quite strong and almost knocked Wang Shengxiong's face off. Wang Shengxiong covered his face and roared at the Carp King with anger.

But Magikarp still looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, twisting its body on the ground.

Wang Shengxiong was furious and wanted to kick it.

Lin Haoran saw this scene and suddenly dodged it.

"Don't kick!!!"

"Huh!?"

"What's wrong, brother Haoran!?"

Wang Shengxiong stopped and asked with a strange look on his face.

Lin Haoran touched the sweat on his forehead and immediately said:

"As a trainer, how can you beat and scold your own Pokémon!?"

But he secretly thought in his heart: "Oh my god, the evolution foot is not a joke. If Magikarp really evolves here, this bus will be lost..."

Wang Shengxiong also showed a trace of shame when he heard it.

Yes! !

I am so bad. I just wanted to beat my own Pokémon.

I am really a piece of shit! !

Fortunately, Brother Haoran stopped him,

so he didn't go astray,

Wang Shengxiong looked at Lin Haoran with a more respectful look...

"Pa........."

The Magikarp took advantage of Wang Shengxiong's relaxation of his guard and jumped up again, slamming its tail hard on the other side of Wang Shengxiong's face.

"Ah........."

"It hurts so much!!"

"Fuck your grandma, I won't fuck you today, I'm not Wang!!"

For a moment, a wonderful elf battle officially began on the bus,

Magikarp VS Apemon! !

Just like that, several people were laughing and crying as the bus went farther and farther away.

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Lin Haoran returned home at 8 o'clock in the evening.

Fortunately, my mother had left some food for me. After my mother heated up the food, Lin Haoran started to eat.

Greninja, Snorlax, Gyarados, and Lizard of course eat energy cubes.

Frog only needs a few energy cubes per meal.

And Snorlax and Gyarados,

now need to eat 10 energy cubes a day.

Fortunately, I have energy cubes, otherwise I really can't afford to feed these two foodies.

After eating and drinking, Lin Haoran took a bath happily and lay on the bed.

Lin Haoran looked at the ceiling and thought to himself,

Now there is only one month left before the college entrance examination.

I will soon become a college student! !

In the room,

Brother Frog and his little brother, the forest lizard, were watching the TV series of Koga Ninja Frog seriously.

The forest lizard didn't even blink, and seemed to be more fascinated than Koga Ninja Frog.

After all, in the forest,

it never knew what a TV series was.

It gradually lost itself under the deception of Brother Frog! !

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No words were spoken that night.

In the morning, Lin Haoran and Yuwan came to school.

Lin Haoran is now the most dazzling star in Linhai No. 1 School. Wherever he goes, he is met with envious and jealous eyes.

Even the teachers and leaders of the school nod and greet Lin Haoran with a smile.

It can be seen that Lin Haoran's "bad reputation" is strong.

Zhang Guoli always asks Lin Haoran to go to his place to drink tea and chat.

By the way, he promotes his daughter.

According to Zhang Guoli, his daughter is a little older than Lin Haoran, 28 years old.

But she is definitely beautiful and powerful.

And she is a teacher at Elf Tsinghua University.

Brainwash Lin Haoran and let him voluntarily apply for Elf Tsinghua University in the college entrance examination, so that he can have a teacher-student relationship.

Lin Haoran almost fell down when he heard it.

28 years old is just a little older than me! ?

She is much older, and she is also in a teacher-student relationship! ?

Lin Haoran looked at Zhang Guoli speechlessly,

Good fellow,

I just want to be your student, but you are always thinking about how to be my father, right! ?

She also forced her daughter's microchip number to Lin Haoran, and asked Lin Haoran to add her daughter as a friend in person,

Only then she let Lin Haoran leave with satisfaction,

Lin Haoran left with a dark face,

She had already cursed Zhang Guoli a hundred thousand times in her heart.

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