Elf: My Ninja Frog can fly Thunder God
Chapter 981
Lin Haoran, wearing a baseball cap and a pair of large sunglasses on his nose, wrapped himself up tightly and walked into this legendary water city. At this moment, the streets are crowded and bustling, with shouts ringing in the ears:
"Don't miss it if you pass by! Freshly baked octopus balls... delicious, absolutely delicious!"
"Bobo chicken... one yuan a Bobo chicken!!"
"Look! Golden Magikarp... can lay golden eggs, unique, buy it and you'll make a profit!"
"Come on... look at this triangular goldfish, it's a variant of the unicorn goldfish, it can restrain Groudon and step on Magikarp, it's a rare opportunity, hurry up!"
"Everyone come and take a look at the agate jellyfish... a distant relative of Suicune, only 88,888 yuan!!"
"Super Level God Psyduck... today's big loss, only 90,000 9. The quicker the hand, the slower the hand! ! "
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The more Lin Haoran listened, the more incredible he felt. These vendors were simply eloquent and boastful, and
their words were getting more and more outrageous.
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch wildly, and he muttered to himself:
"I'm afraid Suicune doesn't know that he has a distant relative called Agate Jellyfish?"
Lin Haoran's sight fell on a small stall.
There was a huge basin on the stall,
and inside the basin was a glittering, golden Magikarp.
A middle-aged man in a white sushi suit was shouting loudly.
Lin Haoran only took a glance and saw that
this Magikarp was just an ordinary Magikarp that had been sprayed with color.
He couldn't help but feel speechless, thinking: This scam is too obvious!
Who would be stupid enough to believe it?!
Only a fool would believe it!?
However, just as Lin Haoran was thinking secretly, a chubby and immature boy came over and stood directly in front of the uncle.
The boy's eyes flashed with excitement, staring at the golden carp,
and then asked the uncle:
"Uncle... do you think this carp can really lay golden eggs?"
Lin Haoran: "........................."
Lin Haoran was stunned. He had never expected that things would develop so quickly.
He was just laughing at others for not being fooled,
but in the blink of an eye, he was slapped in the face by reality.
Is the plot in the anime not fictional?
Is there really someone who is so naive to believe in such a scam?
He couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
"That's for sure..."
"If I lie to you, the devil will die."
"I promise it will lay golden eggs. Look at this. It's laid by this carp king. Isn't it beautiful?"
When the uncle saw the water fish coming to his door, his eyes suddenly became like light bulbs.
He immediately patted his chest and promised the boy with a solemn oath.
Then, he took out another golden egg that was shining with dazzling light and spoke to the boy,
showing his golden teeth.
"(⊙o⊙) Wow... It's real!!"
"I want it, I want it... How much is it!?"
When the boy saw this scene, his eyes instantly became bright and he shouted to the boss excitedly.
"Little brother... I think you have a good eye, and we are destined to be together. I originally planned to sell this golden egg for 200,000."
"Now, I will only sell it to you for 250,000..."
"How is it!? You are getting a great bargain."
"Oh, by the way... I will also give you a special washbasin for Lin Haoran, the strongest beast master in China. It's all free for you!!"
A sly look flashed across the uncle's eyes, and he immediately showed an extremely bright smile to the male hacker.
"Thank you, boss..."
"Boss, you are so nice!"
"You actually gave me the washbasin of my idol. It's really worth it. I am so moved that I almost cried!!"
The boy was very happy and immediately saidThe uncle transferred the money, as if he was afraid that the uncle would regret it, and then he left happily with a basin worth a few dollars and a spray-colored carp kingfish. This scene made Lin Haoran dumbfounded, his own wash basin! ? ... .................................................,
Lin Haoran shook his head,
and continued to walk towards the street. At this time, he also saw the "super-level god" Psyduck.
On a small stall, a stupid Psyduck was standing there stupidly.
Lin Haoran glanced at the Psyduck and found that it was holding its head and tilting its head,
looking at him with a stupid look.
Lin Haoran: "......................."
Why are you staring at me! ?
Lin Haoran stared at the Psyduck fiercely, wanting to scare it,
but he didn't expect that the Psyduck was like a wooden duck, still staring at him stupidly.
"Brother........you look unfamiliar!?"
"You are from another place!?"
The owner of the Psyduck stall saw Lin Haoran's little action and smiled,
then took the initiative to greet Lin Haoran.
The stall owner was a fat middle-aged uncle with a big belly.
"Hmm!"
"Yes... I came here for tourism."
Lin Haoran was stunned when he heard this, and then said it truthfully.
"Then you really came at the right time... There is a lively elf competition in Shuilin City tonight."
"Whoever wins the championship... will get a ticket to Shuijun Mountain."
The fat uncle said to Lin Haoran with a smile.
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