Embarrassed: I Am Your Ancestor

In a villa in Yanjing

, a middle-aged man wearing a military uniform and carrying an ear of wheat on his shoulder pushed open the door of the guest room, ignoring the soldiers standing on both sides.

He walked briskly to the living room and stopped in the middle of the living room.

Then he gave a standard military salute to the old man in the center of the living room.

"What's the matter, why are we in a hurry with the leader of our dragon group?"

The old man sat on a wooden stool, drinking tea and speaking unhurriedly.

"Chief, don't make fun of me, I've been so busy lately."

The middle-aged man said hurriedly.

"Tea first."

The old man pointed to the tea that had already been poured on the coffee table.

The middle-aged man was not ambiguous, because he had poured it a long time ago, the hot tea was already cold, and the middle-aged man took the teacup and drank it.

"Chief, I won't tell you, I'm here for Ye Fan."

After drinking the tea, the middle-aged man said the purpose of the trip.

"Let's send someone to cure him!"

"I can't let him mess around like this anymore, and is it true that the ancestor said, 'When the moon is full, the charm is rampant'? The

middle-aged man threw out a series of questions like a bomb.

In this regard, the old man still sat there quietly, tilting his head sideways, listening to the middle-aged man's questions.

"That kid doesn't have much of an impact on us, or even helps us all."

"Leave him alone."

After a long time, the old man slowly answered the first question raised by the middle-aged man.

"What about the second question, chief?"

With the answer to the first question, the middle-aged man also hurriedly asked.

Hearing the middle-aged man's words, the old man also slowly got up from the wooden chair, walked upstairs on crutches.

Only this sentence was left:

"It is a blessing or a curse, and people can be determined."

"Chief Xie points out the maze!"

The middle-aged man looked at the old man's rickety body, stood up straight, and gave the old man a military salute.

Seeing the figure of the old man, the middle-aged man walked out of the villa and got into a military vehicle that had been prepared a long time ago.

A young man about 20 years old in Yangcheng No. 1 Psychiatric Hospital

, with a mop in his hand, shouted in the corridor:

"The full moon is coming!" You can join me in the battle against the netherworld!

After saying this, the patients in the corridor directly responded one after another:

"The last general, Zhao Yun, is willing to go to the soup for the lord!"

"Jade Emperor Lao'er! You can't lock me up! "

Hahahaha, holding the sun and moon and picking the stars, there is no one like me in the world!"

"Look at my blue silver grass entanglement!"

Suddenly, all kinds of voices spread throughout the mental hospital.

"Don't you sleep anymore, let me see who doesn't sleep!"

A voice ten decibels higher than those sounded loudly.

The corridor, which was originally noisy, was quiet, and even the sound of a needle falling on the ground could be heard.

"Black, you're crazy here again, aren't you?"

A 200-pound female nurse wearing a nurse's uniform grabbed the young man who was waving a mop and began to teach a lesson.

The young man who was about to conquer the Netherworld just now, as soon as he saw this female nurse coming, he hurriedly put down the mop in his hand and shouted

, "Just a wild boar essence, and dare to break my Dao heart!"

As expected, the young man was wrapped in a rice dumpling and finally sent back to the ward.

If Wang Jiachao was here, he would find that in his previous life, Heiqi, the god of war who single-handedly suppressed the netherworld, was now beaten so badly.

On such a dull day, a video suddenly appeared on the Internet, which directly swept up the major networks.

The content of the video is:

A soldier of our country drove a single armor with a sense of modern technology, completed a series of complex actions, and finally lifted a car with great difficulty.

You must know that the weight of a normal adult is only about 80kg, and the weight of a small car is about 1.5 tons.

What is this concept?

Unexpectedly, as long as you wear a single armor, you can lift 20 times your own weight.

You must know that in terms of exoskeletons, our country is weaker than the beautiful country.

At present, the individual mecha developed by the beautiful country can only lift about 4 times its own weight at most, and it seriously affects its portability.

On the other hand, our country has surpassed the beautiful country by 5 times!

And the sensitivity has not affected in the slightest, which is simply too much to slap the face of the beautiful country.

Netizens commented at the bottom:

"God bless me Huaxia! This kind of individual combat armor is too sci-fi!

"A real-life version of Iron Man! Huaguo cattle ratio! "

Hahahaha, I see how the beautiful country fights with us!"

"Huaguo NO.1 scientific research level NO.1!"

This video quickly spread, not only in Huaguo, but also netizens around the world saw this video.

The

video of the beautiful country quickly spread on the Internet, and the first thing was seen by the netizens of the beautiful country:

"shit~ Is this considered Iron Man?"

"Why did China develop Iron Man, what about our Iron Man (@托尼屎大颗)"

"Where is our Captain America?" Where is our freedom? "

Oh, my God, is this true? Huaguo has already developed this armor? "

I ask our beautiful country to send out a look, let's see our very own Iron Man!"

This video was only circulated for a while in the beautiful country, and then it was banned, and the reason for feudalism was not enough freedom.

The video of Sakura

Country is circulating directly among netizens in Sakura Country.

"Yo Xi ~ This old Chinese country plays some of the rest, let's play the rest!"

"We have a samurai spirit, and we don't need any mechas!"

"That's it, long live the spirit of bushido! Long live His Majesty the Emperor! This

video has only been circulated for a while among the people of Sakura Country, and Sakura Country believes that they have the most noble bushido spirit and do not need this useless mecha at all.

Kimchi Country

: "Ah Xiba~

" "Chinese people are shameless Smectac!"

"Smecta who stole my country's secrets!"

"That's it, shameless, stealing our country's secrets, this is our country, you hurry up and return Smecta!"

Kimchi Country's unwanted behavior also angered my Chinese netizens, who ran to the video of Kimchi Country and angrily scolded Kimchi people for being shameless!

Where has the kimchi man seen such abuse, and he is so angry that the kimchi country can only be incompetent and furious.

The

people of Kistan also saw this video, and they also hoped that their country could have this individual mecha.

Unsurprisingly, the next day, the headlines of the country of Kistan were:

"God bless my country!" We've found a brand new one-soldier mecha in the desert, along with an instruction manual with Chinese characters on it! "