Empress Fairy, Please Respect Yourself, Big Villain Only Wants Salty Fish

Most of the protagonists of this kind of useless wood use a routine repeatedly.

Change the map to upgrade, sleep when you see a girl, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, pretend to slap your face.

Wherever he went, he was humiliated and ridiculed by cannon fodder and villains because of his poor qualifications.

Then, with the help of the heaven-defying plug-in, he quickly became fierce, punched the opponent in the face, pretended to beep and shocked countless people...

"This...is boring..."

Qin Yixian doesn't like waste wood.

I also don't want to experience ridicule and slaps in the face.

I'm not even interested in pretending to be beeping, I'm tired of pretending in my previous life.

I just want to be a quiet salted fish.

"It's okay, I shouldn't live like a protagonist..."

Qin Yixian's current state of mind is flat, and he doesn't complain about himself.

Too lazy to frown, lose and regret.

Even if it's useless.

Still face the next life gracefully.

At this time, Hearts Demon spoke again:

Idiot, if you go to Xiao Nian, tell her who you are.

Then she can immediately change the status quo, become the family of the richest fairy in the world, and become the king of soft rice.

The good-for-nothing was promoted to Ruanfanliu, happy and carefree.

Isn't that beautiful?

hehe!

Qin Yixian smiled faintly, suppressed the magic voice, and would not do that.

now...

He is no longer the Ninth Prince Qin Yixian.

Xiao Nian's curse has been removed, and she is free and carefree from now on.

There is no need for the two to meet again.

Now in Xiao Nian's eyes, he may be a relative elder, or he may be the undead 'father'...

Already dead, no need to cheat...

Qin Yixian smiled, shook his head, and stopped thinking about it.

"Let's go, find a place where the salted fish lie flat..."

Qin Yixian raised his head, looked around, and was about to get up and leave.

Um? Sword Qi!

Qin Yixian's pupils changed slightly, and he saw Sword Qi visible to the naked eye.

Sword Qi is like a silk cage, densely packed, surrounding this place, wreaking havoc on the void.

"So Sword Qi, I'll die if I touch it!"

Qin Yixian's complexion remained unchanged, his heart was calm, and he subconsciously retreated a little.

At this moment, he felt as if he was leaning against something soft.

There are people behind!

Qin Yixian leaned against Wen Ruan, and at the same time pawed backwards, his hand just touched the foot of the person behind...

Very... runny!

Tender and slippery.

Definitely not a man.

"Surrounded by terrifying Sword Qi, anyone who can sit here must be a cultivator."

"She's a woman, and I'm naked at the moment, it's a bit embarrassing!"

Even though Qin Yixian was optimistic, he was a little speechless at the moment.

Random teleportation is too unreliable.

Do I have to get a box lunch just after being resurrected?

Just imagine.

If you are a female cultivator, suddenly a mortal of the opposite sex breaks into your house without clothes, leans on you, touches you, and takes advantage of you.

what would you do?

Hack, hack, of course!

Even if he is handsome.

At most, it will be cut after playing badly!

"Junior didn't mean to break in, please forgive me..."

Qin Yixian's heart was slightly condensed, cupped hands tentatively, his tone was neither humble nor overbearing, apologetic.

But.

After waiting for a while, there was no movement behind him.

"Could it be that you are practicing Meditation?"

Qin Yixian covered himself and turned around.

I saw a beautiful figure in white clothes like snow sitting cross-legged.

It is a familiar figure and a bamboo hat veil.

Very familiar with the saber.

There is also the highly recognizable Jiange clothing and coat.

"Ye Qingwu..."

Seeing this, Qin Yixian was a little surprised.

It was Tie Hanhan Ye Qingwu!

I have heard about Jiange?

Qin Yixian smiled wryly.

There was still a chance of survival.

Now there are ten dead and no life.

He recalled the scene of being scolded and glared at by Ye Qingwu three months ago.

"Ye Qingwu hates me so much, she sprayed me with a mouthful of beast pigs and dogs, sealed my Cultivation Base, and hoped that I would continue to be seriously injured..."

"I'm not wearing any clothes now. When she wakes up later, she will probably suspect that I have done something bad to her. That picture, tsk tsk."

Karma cycle, retribution unhappy.

Is the love debt from the previous life really destined to be killed by her once...

Qin Yixian tried to find some covering leaves from the surroundings.

pity.

Here besides Ye Qingwu is Sword Qi and the cliff.

Qin Yixian could only cover it with his hands.

It looks quite wretched.

He wanted to stay away from Ye Qingwu.

Surrounded by terrifying Sword Qi again.

Helpless face—_—!

He was less than one step away from Ye Qingwu.

super close.

Dangerous break through!

After you wake up in the morning, with the breath of getting up, you can see the full body of the person you hate the most up close.

At that time, do you want him to appreciate the vicissitudes of life?

Just now Qin Yixian could at least explain, but now that the opponent is Ye Qingwu, I am afraid that he would not give him a chance to explain, so he drew his sword...

"What should I do? In order not to be tortured and ravaged, should I obediently commit suicide?"

Qin Yixian is now a mortal with the naked eye, and even if he wants to commit suicide, he can't do it.

Of course, he was just joking and would not commit suicide.

Must survive.

What if Ye Qingwu didn't bother to kill him as a salted fish?

Qin Yixian carefully pulled out Ye Qingwu's natal sword.

He decided to act first...

Hide or throw away the sword so you don't die too crispy later!

It worked!

Qin Yixian thought that he couldn't draw the sword, but he didn't expect it to be easy.

Zheng!

The sword is unsheathed.

The sword body is as smooth as a mirror, and its texture is like crystal emerald.

oh? I don't look right!

Qin Yixian saw his current appearance through the blade of the sword.

Immediately felt that the chances of survival were higher!

"Now I don't look like Qin Yixian, but the disguised face when I died three months ago. My appearance is ordinary."

"Ye Qingwu hates Qin Yixian's handsome face, I'm just a strange salted fish now."

"She doesn't know what I look like now. I will explain it later. She should not kill innocent people indiscriminately."

Qin Yixian didn't want to die.

Just resurrected, safely passed the hundred-thousand Samsara Throat Sealing Day and the catastrophe of fate.

Although he is not afraid of death and still has eight lives, it is too wasteful to die like this.

Clang!

Since his appearance had changed, Qin Yixian didn't need to throw the sword and put the sword back into the scabbard.

He sat at the farthest position from Ye Qingwu, which was actually only a small step away.

Qin Yixian posed in a pose that didn't look as revealing as possible.

Waiting for Ye Qingwu to wake up from Meditation.

However.

Soon Qin Yixian made a mistake.

"It's too cold here! No Cultivation Base can't resist the cold!"

Qin Yixian was shivering from the cold, and got goosebumps all over his body.

"She's pretty warm."

Qin Yixian tried to tap the back of Ye Qingwu's hand.

Her overall demeanor looked cold, repelling others thousands of miles away.

However, the hands are not cold, but warm.

warm.

It's tender and smooth...

The cold here did not affect Ye Qingwu at all. .seven

"No, it's going to be cold to death."

Qin Yixian was trembling, staring at Ye Qingwu's...

clothing.

He didn't wake up Ye Qingwu before.

In Meditation, it is useless to wake up and hit, and it will be rebounded.

This should be the Jiange forbidden area.

I'm afraid the whole world except his Qin Yixian's random teleportation.

No one can come in.

Of course Ye Qingwu doesn't need to be on guard, rest assured Meditation.