Empress: Living In The Mountains, My Daughter Praised Me As A God

In fact, this couplet was not something he came up with about Chuanchang, but something he accidentally discovered in an ancient tomb.

On the stage, he is the king of pairs, but in private he has a secret hobby...

That is to touch the golden captain, or to touch the tombs of those great writers who were alive!

Because only in their tombs can they have those ancient books that are beyond his reach, so that he can enhance his literary accomplishment after studying and maintain his current status.

This first couplet was something he had found by digging a grave before, but he couldn't match it even though he racked his brains, and this became his inner demon.

Dui Chuanchang has already planned a route for himself in his mind. If the other party can answer this couplet, then he doesn't need to continue competing.

It can only show that the opponent's strength is far superior to his, and it is better to admit his mistakes than to fight to the end. Moreover... he also left an incredible couplet, so he can save face even if he loses.

Best of both worlds!

After hearing the first couplet about Chuanchang, everyone looked at each other, and then they all fell into thinking and began to whisper.

"Yansuo Pondliu? What do you mean? It doesn't look very good. Why do you say to the big man Chuanchang, this is the eternal truth?"

"I don't know, even he has been thinking about it for so many years and he still can't answer the second line. It shouldn't be that simple. Let's think about the implications!"

Everyone in the court was talking a lot, and even the great civil servants Du Ruhui and Guan Zhong were closing their eyes in deep thought.

At this time, Gu Yanwu, whose literary level was far superior to theirs, had a flash of inspiration in his mind and suddenly screamed.

"Yansuo Pondliu? Good! What a good first couplet! It's really a good first couplet! It's worthy of being an opponent to come up with such an absolute answer!"

Gu Yanwu's forehead was covered in cold sweat, and his heart was filled with shock!

How could there be such exquisite couplets in the world?

This roar also attracted everyone's attention.

Good gay friend Zhu Jun asked with a confused look on his face: "Old sour scholar, what does this mean? Can smoke lock a willow tree?"

"Why does it sound so ridiculous? Just like your pants, can they catch the little bird that wants to find a nest and foam at it?"

Speaking of this, Zhu Jun raised his eyebrows and seemed to have thought of something extraordinary.

So he yelled and screamed again, shaking his legs while talking, looking very arrogant and proud.

"Wait a minute...I thought of the second line, "Caught in the Trousers"! What do you think? It's almost the same meaning!"

Bangdang...

Everyone stumbled and fell to the ground.

Guan Zhong, the originator of brothels, was livid and cursed.

"It is an insult to gentlemen! You are dressed like a beast! I am ashamed to be associated with you!"

Zhu Jun rolled his eyes: "Damn! If you don't want to play with me, I'll knock you down! I won't go to your brothel either. I, God of War Zhu, have given the order and will take the 100,000 brothers under my command to the next door to improve performance!"

Guan Zhong:...Brother, I was wrong!

Everyone:......

Gu Yanwu collected his thoughts and sighed: "Don't make trouble, you two, this couplet is not as simple as you think!"

Several people looked at each other and bowed their hands: "Lao Gu, please enlighten me!"

Facing the questions from everyone, Gu Yanwu stroked his beard and his eyes became solemn.

"Take these words apart and see if they are metal, wood, water, fire, and earth?"

"The essence of ice in my Bingling Kingdom is actually water! And the Southern Domain has five kingdoms in total, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth!"

"So these five words also represent our five countries! As we all know, the couplets must not only contrast neatly, but also have similar meanings. This first couplet may seem easy, but it is actually extremely difficult!"

"So if you want to correct the first couplet, you must also consider the five countries! It is almost...impossible that anyone can get it right! This is enough to be called an eternal absolute!"

Gu Yanwu shook his head. He thought about it several times before he realized the profound meaning contained in it.

This first couplet was so vicious and cunning that even if he racked his brains and managed to come up with a few with the five elements radicals, he still couldn't get it right.

Hearing this, everyone suddenly realized!

"So that's the case. It's really difficult. So wouldn't it be extremely detrimental to Princess Yongle?"

"I don't know. Although my little master can't judge it with common sense, this couplet... I'm afraid it will be difficult for her to figure it out."

Gu Yanwu also shook his head with a sad look on his face.

For a moment, the faces of all the ministers became unsightly.

But people from the two countries, Gold and Fire, were so happy when they saw how powerful the pair was at piercing the intestines!

"Hahaha! Your Majesty, why don't you admit defeat? This kind of eternal absolute cannot even match Mr. Chuanchang, and there is no way anyone in the world can match it!"

"That is, if we admit defeat now and wait until Princess Yongle commits suicide, we can consider taking away one state from you as friendly compensation!"

The two women were taunting with joy, and gave the pair a look that said, "You are great, you will be rewarded when you look back."

But after smiling awkwardly at Chuanchang, he felt that look in his eyes... was a bit insulting.

It's like a dog that behaves well and is rewarded with a bone by its owner.

In the field, Chu Ling'er ignored their cynicism, frowned, and kept looking for suitable couplets in her mind.

Seeing Chu Ling'er helpless and reluctant to speak, Liu Qingxue, a foster mother, had a look of distress in her eyes.

"Ling'er, forget it if you can't answer. As long as my mother is here, no one can touch you!"

"Oh? So your Majesty is planning to break the contract? Can you afford the punishment of heaven?"

The two princesses smiled contemptuously.

Before Liu Qingxue could refute, Chu Ling'er suddenly raised her head, with a delighted smile on her lips.

Seeing this smile, the people of the two countries felt their hearts tremble, and an unpleasant feeling came to their minds.

Could she... be able to face it?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

It took so many years to even penetrate the intestines. How could she, an eight-year-old girl...

However, the reality is not what they imagined.

"Mother, this is not difficult! Ling'er has already thought of it! And... there is more than one second line!"

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar among the crowd!

It’s so absolute through the ages, and some people actually say it’s right? That’s a lie!

You know, a group of them have been thinking about it for so long and haven't come up with the slightest clue. How could this little girl think of the second line in half a minute?

And...there is more than one second line?

"Hmph! Princess Yongle, please don't talk nonsense here. It will make it difficult for Her Majesty the Empress to do so."

Jinfeng sneered and said that she didn't think that a little girl could solve the couplet that the first person in the pair could not solve in an instant.

Huo Yunxi also raised his proud head and said harshly:

"This princess has also been reading poems and books since she was a child. I know exactly how profound this couplet is!"

"If you little girl can answer the question, I will stand on my head... No, Princess Nanyang and I will become nuns on the spot!"

Hearing this, Chu Ling'er immediately laughed.

"Okay! This is what you said! Ling'er hasn't seen the nun yet!"

"Listen up! First officer: Gun Zhenhaicheng Tower!"

Chu Linger put her hands on her hips and answered loudly.

Pao Zhen Haicheng Tower?

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of everyone present changed in vain!

She was even more frightened by the intestinal piercing. She was filled with shock and suddenly raised her head, looking at the petite Chu Ling'er in disbelief.

How is it possible! How could she come up with such a neat second line in such a short period of time?

This is absolute for eternity. I have spent most of my life without any clue, and this little girl actually...

Just when Dui Chuanchang's mind was shocked to a blank, Chu Ling'er's lark-like voice came out again.

"Eh? Do you feel dissatisfied with this? That's right... There are still some flaws in this couplet. The word "zhen" in the second couplet and the word "lock" in the first couplet are both oblique and have the same tone."

"Cheng" and "Tang" both belong to the Ping tone, and the tone of "Ping" is not good, but it doesn't matter, Ling'er is still there!"

"Deng Shen Village Temple Bell! Big fat uncle, what do you think of this?"

Snapped!

Another bolt from the blue struck everyone on the head, shocking everyone to the point of being completely blank.

I really want to cry about the intestinal piercing.

I can't stand up to one of them, but this girl actually stands up to two?

I'm not dissatisfied, I can't react!

At this time, the expressions of the envoys from the two countries, Gold and Fire, changed dramatically!

Before they could speak, Chu Ling'er took the lead.

"Isn't that enough? You're not satisfied with this either?"

"Then... peaches burn with brocade on the river, and candles burn on the riverbank with pine trees. How about these two?"

Looking at Chu Ling'er's innocent look, tears streaming down her cheeks, he always felt that this little girl...

It's in Versailles!

Poof!

He looked up to the sky and vomited a mouthful of blood, four lines, a whole four lines!

She couldn't correct even one couplet, but she corrected four of them?

Is this still a human being? Is Wenquxing coming to earth?

Can you give Qiangu Absolute some face?

Everyone was already numb with shock. From this moment on, no one dared to underestimate Chu Ling'er.

An eight-year-old girl is so far ahead of them in knowledge, it’s unbelievable!

The envoys from both countries all turned pale, staggered back and fell to the ground.

Did you answer it? An ordinary little girl actually answered it with absolute certainty!

How is this possible!

They want to be embarrassed and say that these couplets are not good, but they really can't say this.

"Why isn't it working? Wait a minute, I'll have more!"