Empress: Living In The Mountains, My Daughter Praised Me As A God

"What the hell? Black and white stockings? Is this the increase in Divine Weapon you are talking about?"

"I can't go into a fight wearing this thing, can I?"

Looking at the two pairs of stockings in his hands, Chu Mo blinked in confusion.

There are all sorts of outrageous things in the system when you sign in. For example, he signed in a few days ago and got a pair of colorful briefs, which were said to increase the speed of recovering internal energy.

As long as it is worn, the internal energy expenditure can be directly proportional to the recovery speed, which means that the ultimate move can be used as a level A.

A few days ago, I also got a lace miniskirt, which was said to increase my protection from injuries and reduce the damage I suffered.

Just yesterday, he got another pair of 18cm high heels, which can increase the power of 50% of his moves.

The attributes are very abnormal!

Flowery underwear is okay, no one would know if they were wearing it, but this short skirt, stockings and high heels...

How can a man wear it?

Are you planning to make me a cross-dressing boss?

Chu Mo placed all the items he had obtained in the past few days on the stone table and asked the system in his heart.

The system pondered for a few seconds and slowly explained.

[Host, correct your thinking, skirts were originally made for men. ]

[And silk stockings... were originally only worn by European male aristocrats, and women were not qualified to wear them. ]

[In addition... high heels are also made for men, so... these are all male products, why do you look down on them? Isn't it normal for the system to issue these rewards? ]

Chu Mo blinked and picked up these items suspiciously.

"I haven't read the book, don't lie to me!"

[If the system deceives the host, it will cause the system to freeze and crash due to poisoning. ]

Chu Mo’s repeated questioning seemed to make the system a little angry.

Chu Mo smiled coquettishly: "Put it down, you are going to collapse, what should I do?"

"Forget it, let's just believe you! But if you send this thing to me, I can't use it. How embarrassing."

[The host can use it, but it cannot live without it. There will always be times... when it is needed, such as for the host's wife. ]

[Does the host not want to see your wife wearing stockings, short skirt and high heels? ]

The system said jokingly.

Chu Mo felt excited all over. If he could cover up the disfigured half of his mother-in-law's face and then put on this half-covered look...

Hiss!

Chu Mo's smile gradually became abnormal.

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At this moment, a confused voice sounded from beside him.

"Uh... Why did you get up so early, ancestor? We have just woken up."

"Well, I woke up after drinking too much and peeing!"

Chu Mo looked sideways at this and saw seven sleepy old men crawling on the ground in the yard.

It was Zhao Dezhu and Cao Cao who were so drunk last night that they failed to use their inner strength to get rid of their drunkenness, so... they all fell drunk.

But even so, Wei Chuankong and Mei Qianhua, who were cutting down trees to build a small courtyard, did not dare to take action against them.

They were worried that these old men were trying to defraud them.

"Senior, the courtyard has been renovated and the gate is ready. May I ask...any other instructions?"

The two asked cautiously.

Chu Mo frowned and pointed at the hoe placed randomly in the corner.

"There are still a few acres of land outside. You can dig it up for me with a hoe and apply some fertilizer. We'll talk about the rest later!"

The two of them looked flattering, nodded and bowed to the place where the hoes were placed.

Wei Chuankong stretched out his hand, but as soon as he touched the hoe, his whole body was shaken!

There was disbelief in his eyes, and his body began to tremble.

Mei Qianhua was confused for a while and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong? You started shaking when you held the stick? What kind of hobby is this?"

Wei Chuankong was horrified and without saying a word, he just handed the hoe handle to the other party.

Mei Qianhua curled her lips and took it, and the next second her expression was like Wei Chuankong's, horrified, shocked, greedy, and confused.

"This...this...this hoe is actually a universe-level Divine Weapon? Damn it!"

"The Yu-level Divine Weapon in his house is just a hoe. No wonder the kitchen knife in Zhao Dezhu's hand is Yu-level. Could it be that...everything in his house is Yu-level?"

"But he just handed it over to us? What do you mean? Old Wei, how about... we take it and run away? As long as we have this Divine Weapon, Zhao Dezhu is nothing!"

Mei Qianhua swallowed, greed took over his reason, and he had this extremely bold idea in his heart.

Wei Chuankong was also extremely excited. Who wouldn’t be moved by the universe-level treasure? Even the universe-level expert himself would be extremely excited!

But soon, this greed was controlled by him, and he quickly grabbed the hoe and interrupted the other party's proposal.

"Do you want to die? He can take out the universe-level Divine Weapon at will. His strength is already earth-shattering. If you take it, where can you run? If he wants to kill you, no one can protect him!"

"I suspect that the senior is specifically testing us. You think we were attacking him yesterday, but today he asked us to touch the Divine Weapon. Do you think he doesn't know it is a Divine Weapon? Doesn't he know its value? "

"No! He definitely knows! So I can guarantee that as long as we run away with a hoe, we will be suppressed into blood mist by a palm in the next second!"

Wei Chuankong's explanation was like a blow to the head that woke Mei Qianhua up.

Mei Qianhua was frightened for a while, and then she patted her chest in fear.

He carefully looked at Chu Mo, who was talking to a few people, and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that there was nothing strange about the other party.

"It makes sense! This is definitely a test for us. Don't they, the masters, like to do this?"

"Maybe... Zhao Dezhu withstood the test in this way, so he was favored by his seniors."

"If we stick to our hearts, can we... be appreciated? Not only can we save our lives, but we can also... join their group!"

The two looked at each other with sparkles in their eyes, feeling that Chu Mo's plan had been seen through.

The two picked up the hoes and bowed their hands respectfully.

"Senior! Then we two sinners will dig the ground, and we will make sure we dig it properly!"

Seeing the two men picking up their hoes and leaving, Zhao Dezhu frowned slightly.

"Ancestor, aren't you afraid that they will run away with this treasure?"

Chu Mo waved his hand disapprovingly: "Don't be afraid, it's just a hoe, it's not a big problem!"

Everyone stopped talking. If such a strong man doesn't speak, who can take away his things?

At this time, several people also noticed the things placed in front of Chu Mo.

"Huh? Senior, what are you doing? What are these...?"

"Oh! I'm making notes on the usage and effects of the items. When there are too many items, I'm afraid of forgetting what they are used for, so it's necessary to write a small note!"

Chu Mo responded with a smile and pasted the written note on the stockings.

This is a habit he has developed recently. He is afraid that he will forget the introduction of the items, so it is most reliable to write it down.

And he needs to prepare some things for his daughter. What if she doesn’t know how to use them after they are mailed?

Hearing this, Zhao Dezhu and the others looked at each other, with envy and desire written all over their faces.

It must be amazing to be regarded as a treasure by seniors.

Several people remembered the appearance of these things on the table deeply in their hearts.

If you see similar treasures while wandering around the world in the future, you can also keep them to avoid mistaking them.

"Thanks to the seniors, everyone made a breakthrough last night, and I successfully reached the Hong level, but I don't know why my eyelids keep twitching today, ugh..."

Zhao Dezhu sighed.

Chu Mo sighed for a while, these group of masters in cultivation can really achieve breakthroughs by eating and drinking. It feels like cultivation is so simple.

"Which eye jumps?"

"Right eye..."

"As the peach blossom blooms when the left eye jumps, chrysanthemums bloom when the right eye jumps! Lao Zhao, you and Xuande last night...hehehehe!"

Chu Mo raised his eyebrows with a smirk on his face.

Zhao Dezhu suddenly turned his head and stared at Liu Bei.

Liu Bei shrugged in confusion: "Stop talking nonsense, senior, I was lying with Meng De last night!"

"Then why do my eyelids keep twitching? It seems like something big has happened."

Zhao Dezhu rubbed his eyelids with a sad look on his face.

Chu Mo was about to use science to explain a few words, but suddenly the system notification sounded in his mind.

[Ding! It has been detected that Chu Ling'er is in danger and is sending a distress signal to the host. Please support the host as soon as possible! ]

As soon as the prompt sounded, Chu Mo suddenly changed his color!

He suddenly became anxious and panicked.

Chu Mo quickly put his mind into the system and took a look at Chu Ling'er's attribute column. Sure enough, he saw two big red characters: In danger!

"Damn it! How can this be repaid? The system is so fast that you can mail all the treasures I recently checked in to my daughter!"

"What about the Great Returning Pill, the Returning Blue Pill, and the Healing Pill, don't leave any of them behind!"

[Ding! The package is being cleaned for mailing! Mailing completed! ]

"Wait a minute, don't leave the stockings..."