Empress Master: Don’t go too far, evil disciple!
Chapter 368
"Thank you, Brother Xu, for your heartfelt advice, but I'm sorry, I'm a person with a wealth disease, and I'm allergic to white porridge. "
Are you serious?" Xu
Yu's eyes widened in disbelief when he heard Peng Peng's words.
He has seen fruit allergies, drug allergies, plant allergies, animal allergies, and the first time he saw an allergy to white porridge.
Sure enough, there are many wonders in the world.
I've seen a lot more today.
[No
, Teacher Xu, do you really believe what Peng Peng said?] [Teacher Xu, I advise you not to be too naïve
] [Hahahahaha, agree, what is allergic to white porridge, our Peng Peng is obviously
allergic to love brain] [Woo woo, what to do, I really want to be allergic to love brain, I want to be allergic to falling in love!
] [Upstairs, I think you will like my physique very much, because I am really allergic to men] [
Are you serious
?] [I'm not kidding you, as long as I come into contact with men's sweat from childhood to adulthood, I will have a rash all over my body, I have been in love once, he sweated when we hugged, and he directly me into the hospital, and then the two of us broke up gorgeously, less than a month after the breakup, I found out that he had a girlfriend who had been talking for three or four years, guess how I felt?
] [Upstairs, listening to you say this, I don't think you are allergic to men, you are allergic to scumbags]
[Upstairs, I have a good job opportunity here, do you want to try it? Especially suitable for you! The kind that specializes in screening scumbags]
[...... Thank you, but I don't want to be allergic anymore
] [Identify a 1000~5000 range, are you sure you want to reject me?
] [Thank you, sensible people have sent out the company's specific address and personnel contact information, and ignorant people are still pressing
] [Hahahaha, chat with you privately immediately]
[I'll go, I finally understand why the older generation of people often say that birds are big and there are forests in everything, this is really not wrong].
[No, I'm also a little excited, what should I do with this job?] Can't ordinary people give some chance?]
[Ordinary people
don't deserve it!] "Brother Xu Yu, don't believe it, there is a sister in the live broadcast room who said that she is allergic to men. "
I didn't expect that the last show could increase so much knowledge, good guy..."
Beyond looked at the mobile phone in his hand with a shocked face, his expression was extremely complicated.
"Is it serious to be allergic to men? We can't joke about something so important.
"Make it clear that the world's billions of people, if they are allergic to men, then she can only stay by herself for the rest of her life.
Xue Zhi sighed.
As he spoke, he reacted violently, "
Wait, if you are allergic to men, isn't that also allergic to your own father?" [What Mr. Xue said seems to make some sense? Upstairs, can you answer for us?] [Lying upstairs
, you won't really be allergic to your own father, right?]
Please, it's been said very clearly upstairs, she's
a scumbag, not a strange skill, and her father can't be a scumbag] [Upstairs, I don't approve of what you say, the so-called knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing hearts, how do you know if it's a person or a ghost standing in front of you?
] [I raise my hands and feet in favor of this!Everything can't just look at the surface, if the man is really so simple, there won't be so many girls in society who are scum and are juniors] [
No matter how intense our discussion is, there is no point in it, this question still has to be asked to the person concerned
] [Sister, where have you been? Hurry up and come out and answer for us!
] [Ahem, I'm here]
[Sister, let's reveal the answer, we can't wait, you won't really be allergic to your father, right
?]. [Actually... It's okay, I don't have allergies when I'm young, but when I grow up, I don't know why, I often have allergies, just because of this incident, I went to many hospitals across the country, but no expert can give me an accurate diagnosis, in order to avoid my severe allergies threatening my life, my parents specially drove me out to live, and bought me a house
] [, what's going on with a sudden heartbeat
?] [Woo woo woo, isn't this allergy the gospel of social phobia?]
[Sister, if you don't like this allergy, then pass it on to me! I can! I can do anything!]
" I said, you should have some limit to coaxing one by one, the first time you are so excited to see allergies. "
No, do you really know how uncomfortable allergies are?"
"This thing is extremely uncomfortable, it really kills!" Xu
Yu rolled his eyes angrily.
Are you willing to say such a thing for the sake of the house, seriously?
I really don't know what these people think.
"Alas, young people nowadays can really do anything in order to escape the cruel reality of life.
"Now that there are genetic mutations that are allergic to men, what will happen next?Ultraviolet allergy, air allergy, carbon dioxide allergy?" Xue
Zhi sighed earnestly and shook his head in a slightly disappointed manner.
Hearing this, Xu Yu turned his head to look at him thoughtfully.
"Why don't you say you're allergic to tap water?"
"Tap water allergies... That sounds a little scary. "
[Two teachers, as a high-paying profession, of course you won't understand the pain of social animals, think about it another way, the sister upstairs is allergic to men, so her parents gave her a house, I believe that her parents will also raise her for a lifetime because she is allergic to men, after all, I haven't seen a company composed of all girls so far
] [Hahahahaha, I'm serious, this is the life I dream of!]
Woo woo woo, who knows, I really want to go home and be a full-time daughter, upstairs, can you give me a little bit of your allergen?]
[... Do you really feel comfortable being allergic to men? Do you know how many times I have dreamed back at midnight, I can only stare at the handsome guy with abdominal muscles on the mobile phone screen, and the feeling of not being able to eat or touch can only be seen is really painful
!] [cough cough, pay attention to the impact upstairs, this is the live broadcast room, fifty or sixty million people are watching, don't take you so embarrassed
!] [Woo woo woo, what's wrong with the shame? I don't care anymore, now I just want to accuse the world of injustice!]
[ Alas, it is the death of drought and waterlogging, and this day is the day, why can't this opportunity be given to those in need?]
"Alas, you are really hopeless.
After Xu Yu said this in disappointment, he walked up to Peng Peng and put his hand on his shoulder.
"Peng Zai, it's okay, leave them alone, you continue to watch yours.
"Brother Xu, do you really think I can find a girlfriend? Why do I think that the photos and resumes they sent me are just to make me happy.
"Look at this, Occupation: Dreaming, Dreaming: Dreaming, Goal: Dreaming, what the hell!".
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