Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked
Chapter 199
When the greeting was over, he stood up straight and said loudly: "Thank you, Brother Changqing! I would like to thank you with courtesy!"
When he met this distinguished prince, he met and talked with him according to the ordinary etiquette of people of the same generation, and he was the one who took the initiative to greet and talk.
He placed his most distinguished and favored prince status so low, while the courtesy given to Han Song and Han Changqing was extremely huge.
His Royal Highness, Prince of Jin, Li Zhi, was consistent in his honesty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, and his inner cultivation skills, which can be seen from this.
There was no time to think about what the Prince of Jin Li Zhi meant when he said the word "thank you" without any context. In a hurry, when they were about to clasp their fists and bow, Han Song and Han Changqing realized that they were still wearing the standard armor of the Zuo Qianniu Guard.
Han Song and Han Changqing, who were embarrassed and smiling stupidly, hurriedly saluted. When the Prince of Jin Li Zhi, who was standing three steps in front of him, was facing the direction of the military training platform where Emperor Taizong was, clasped his fists and bowed, and performed a standard bow again.
He also replied loudly: "Your Majesty, I have heard that the archery contest between your son Li Zhi and General Han Song has now concluded!"
"In terms of archery skills and attainments, I think I am far inferior to General Han!"
"However, if we only consider the number of feather arrows in the center of the target, the arrow I just shot and hit the center of the target, plus the nine feather arrows shot by General Han Song at the center of my target, there are a total of ten feather arrows on my target that have been judged."
"On the other hand, Han Song Han The target of the general's arrow was still as flat as before, with nothing on it. Under such a sharp contrast, the result of winning or losing seemed self-evident and clear at a glance. Only in my heart, not only did I not feel the slightest joy after winning, but I also felt that I had received the reward without merit and won unfairly! "(When he said this, the corners of Liang's father's mouth showed a grim smile, and Liang's mother was stunned for a moment, and then she couldn't help covering her mouth with her sleeves and began to giggle.)
A burst of laughter immediately broke out among the crowd watching the scene.
Everyone present thought that the words of His Royal Highness the Prince of Jin were teasing, mocking, and laughing. Han Song and Han Changqing, who were recognized as idiots in the circle of dandy yamen in Chang'an, the capital, followed suit and laughed.
Among them, those who are "bitter-faced when sitting in the government office doing errands, and smiling happily when singing and dancing" are even worse!
If it weren't for this time, when His Royal Highness Li Zhi, the Prince of Jin, bowed and saluted, and reported the results of the archery competition with His Majesty Emperor Taizong, these people would have beenIf you don't dare to act too rashly, (Liang's father, who spoke rudely, was scolded by Liang's mother again) the military training ground at that time would probably explode completely!
Until this time, Han Song and Han Changqing, who had been ashamed of themselves and treated so unfairly just because of the huge gap in status and position between them and His Royal Highness the Prince of Jin, realized that they used their family archery skills, "Phoenix three nods, three clusters and three consecutive hits", and they were very showy. The three clusters shot a total of nine eagle feather arrows, damn...
It can be said that all of them were shot on the bull's eye of the target of His Royal Highness Li Zhi, the Prince of Jin.
On the other hand, the target corresponding to the arrow position where they were located a hundred steps away was as smooth as new and shiny.
This is clearly a reward for a "bald" big zero!
I thought that as long as I used the family archery skills that my grandfather had personally taught me, I could stage a scene in this archery competition that I had initiated. One arrow would startle people, two arrows would shock people, and three arrows would shock people. It could be said that it would be a shocking scene that would shock everyone!
From now on, I, Han Song and Han Changqing, can wipe out the shame and humiliation, and show my mighty face with thick eyebrows, big eyes, straight nose and wide mouth in front of those bastards...
But what I never expected was that I thought I could show my mighty face...
But the miserable and tragic result was...
But the fat, clean, big bare ass inside my robe and hakama was exposed in front of everyone! (At this moment, Liang's father was so excited that he was overjoyed. Liang's mother laughed a few times before she realized that her behavior was not in line with the status and manners of a mistress. While He Yan was straightening her appearance, she did not forget to use her little pink fist to punch her scoundrel husband's chest several times.)
This...this...how can I be embarrassed? !
At this moment, the complexion on Han Song and Han Changqing's mighty faces turned from white to red, from red to white, from white to blue, from blue to black, and finally, black like the bottom of a durable iron pot. It was simply colorful and amazing!
At this moment, Han Song and Han Changqing, who had long wanted to dig a hole and bury themselves alive, (seeing their pink fists fall on Liang's father's chest again) were already in a state of shame, ashamed to face others, and ashamed to face others. There was nothing more sad than a dead heart.
At this moment, His Royal Highness Li Zhi, the Prince of Jin, did not stop because of his father, Emperor Taizong, a few words of encouragement and praise, and the smile of appreciation on his face. He thought over and over again and carefully chose his words to report.
"Your Majesty, please know that I am just carefully watchingHowever, General Han used the superb archery skills of three clusters of three arrows and three consecutive hits, drew his bow and shot quickly, and shot nine eagle feather arrows in a row. He was pleasantly surprised to find that a scene that was ingenious and natural, without the slightest affectation and without any worldly feelings, was truly a auspicious wonder created by heaven and earth! "
Such amazing words, once spoken, immediately attracted all the people at the scene to tiptoe and stretch their necks to look.
The deafening words of His Royal Highness Prince Jin even startled his father, who remained calm even when facing a collapse in front of him.
Originally, His Majesty Emperor Taizong, who was leaning on the golden gourd pillow on the side of the imperial couch to recuperate, also sat up slowly after a "hmm" and stared at his youngest son with a kind of flashing in his eyes. A meaningful and complex look.
Of course, there are also some people with ulterior motives, and some people with honorable status, noble status, and ulterior motives. Their accomplices and loyal confidants who have interests at stake whisper to each other about some unspeakable things.
Even Han Song and Han Changqing, who only wanted to find a place to bury themselves and die, (hearing the sound of laughter and seeing the shadow of pink fists) also put their big heads that were almost stuffed into the crotch of their pants. , (hearing the sound of laughter again, seeing the shadow of pink fists again.) He sneaked out, and at the same time, he pricked up his ears, wanting to listen carefully.
Han Song, who had never liked reading and learning since he was a child, also read through many historical books and famous articles under the whip and stick of his old uncle Han (Mother Liang's laughter sounded again.) and also knew many historical allusions of ancient masters and sages.
For such as Zhuangzi, Mencius, Yan Zi, Lin Xiangru, Chunyu Kun, Su Qin, Zhang Yi, Li Si, Zhuge Kongming, these eloquent, brilliant, witty, and talkative people can be said to be the peerless masters of debate and argument. Their demeanor and bearing of arguing, pointing out the world, maneuvering and looking down on all directions are also from the heart of admiration, admiration, and longing!
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