Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

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At the side door of Chakou Inn's horse road, at the corner of the gable not far away, there was another"snap" suddenly, a clear and very clear crunching sound.

He can identify sounds and identify people, but if there is one, it seems that where Liang Zanwu, the second son of the Liang family, is, this kind of thing is indispensable."Dabi Douzi" has perfect sneak attack skills."、"Suck melon and gourd"……

Sure enough, Liulang Hanying, who was as stunned as a wooden chicken, still there, muttering to himself, was once again struck by Liang Zanwu, the second son of the Liang family who had a"record" of sneak attacks, and a clear and loud blow on the back of his head."Dabi Kabuto"、""Pull melons and gourds".

In this way, the"Dabi Douzi" is extremely humiliating and abusive."、""Pull melons and gourds", successive sneak attacks were successful, and even the soldiers who were on duty and guarding in front of the horse road gate of the post house, and under the gable walls on both sides, rushed towards the captain's Datoufu soldiers, and they could no longer stand it.

One by one, like chickens and quails, the killers either twisted their leather-helmeted heads so that no one could see them, or they tried to keep their eyes away from this place as much as possible. It is a place of right and wrong that attracts disasters.

But don’t do it. Let us see some more, and it will definitely make us unable to hold back the ball and laugh out loud at the ridiculous scene!

Both of them are from Chang’an, the capital city. Shangguan nobles, we, the Datoufu soldiers who don’t even have a hair on our butts, are just a group of bumpkins who have never seen the world. No matter what, we are determined not to get involved. You two

We country bumpkins and country chickens still know a little bit about the troubles and disputes between nobles , gods fighting

, and little devils dying. But please don’t let it happen to us again. We shouldn’t have any fate. A terrible disaster!

That's all!

Once again, Liu Lang Han Ying, who was successfully attacked by Liang Zanwu, the second son of the Liang family, used a"big competition pocket" and"sucking melon scoop". This time, he changed his ways uncharacteristically. He didn't show the same violent and angry expression as he did last time.

It was as if Rokuro of the Han family had completely let out his fuse, with his head drooped, face wilted, and a pair of blank expressions. His eyes looked at Erlang of the Liang family helplessly.

However, the words he was still mumbling over and over in his mouth had been replaced by another sentence, and it sounded even more... pitiful words

"This teaches me what Xiaoliu of the Han family should do……"

Liang Zanwu, the second son of the Liang family, had a look of care and compassion in his eyes full of teasing and ridicule, but... soon, it flashed away... he had a different look, sadly. Liang Zanwu, the second son of the Liang family who was unfortunate and angry, took a step forward and arrived in front of Liulang Hanying. He stretched out his hands like lightning and dropped his hands like wind. , the front of Han Ying's cotton robe and cloak. With a slight struggle of arms, Han Ying, who weighed 140 to 50 kilograms, was lifted up with one hand.……

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More than twenty steps away, under the gable of the post house, there are still three or two bold and reckless Datoufu soldiers. Out of their extremely strong curiosity, they have been using the corner of their eyes to Secretly watching every move here.

I never thought that by accident, these brave rookies would witness with their own eyes a very hot and terrifying reality scene...

My dear mother, be good!

This tall, strong, and powerful Shangguan nobleman is definitely not a kind person at first glance. I'm afraid he is about to start the mode of confronting him head-on and beating him up with old fists, right?!

We, the rough and rude fellows, should have been earlier and quickly retracted our peeking and peeping eyes!

We don't want that Shangguan nobleman who was beaten and beaten so badly that after seeing our abnormal behavior, he would then spread all the stinking anger in his heart that has nowhere to vent and can't be vented on us. On the brother's head...

Ever since, a strange and strange scene appeared under the gable in front of the Chakou Inn, near the side door of the southbound horse road.

Under the silent friendly reminders between the brothers, the sentry on duty rushed to the soldiers and turned their heads with leather helmets to the north direction where the gate of the post house was, and the entire The gate, the entanglement, right and wrong, cause and effect on the south side were completely abandoned by these melon boys, and were directly thrown out of the sky...

Between you two Shangguan nobles, it is like a fight between gods and gods. Dirty, filthy shit, that’s the word, I don’t want to hear more of it, and I don’t want to see more of it!

What a bastard!

This should work, right?!

The real scene is far from being as fiery, intense, terrifying and cruel as the fantasy scenes imagined in the minds of those simple, straightforward, uneducated and ignorant killers and big-headed men... The second man of the Liang family, Liang Zanwu, picked up the stunned Han Ying boy, and roared right at the base of the Han Ying boy's ears.

"Just listen to me honestly, kid!"

"The bullshit you said before,"You will be out there, and your life will be compromised", from now on, let me rot in your dog's belly!"

"As for your boy, if you are bold enough to dare to say whether Aunt Han's nonsense, your boy's future performance will naturally depend on your behavior. Of course, it also needs to depend on my mood, good or bad. Only in this way can we ensure that the two Brother, will you tell your aunt, Zang Fou Han's aunt's nonsense, exactly and word for word, so that she knows?!"

"Have you, my dear, remembered everything I, Mr. Liang, said?!"

Seeing Liulang Hanying, who still had a dull and dead look on his face, he kept there, nodding his head mechanically as he preached, and in his heart, it was Liang Zanwu, the second son of the Liang family, who was both irritating and funny. The strength in his hands was slightly relieved, and the heels of both feet had already lifted off the ground. After a few moments, Rokuro's feet finally landed on the ground again.

"Boy, remember it for me!"

"Our Zuo Qianniu Horse Guards, who are ordered to escort and dispatched by the secret duties of the Royal Internal Guards, on weekdays, if they have nothing to do, it is up to him to personally serve Yulin Colonel Qiu Peng to dispatch orders and keep his words."

"However, whenever something happens, even if he is Qiu Peng, even if he comes from the White Tiger Star Lord from the heavenly world, as long as he comes down to earth, in this three-acre land of mine, I say, let him lie down, he Qiu Peng Lieutenant Qiu, you have to leave it to me, lie down obediently and honestly, I said, let him lie down, Qiu Peng, you have to leave it to me, lie down obediently and honestly, obey my orders, dispatch and act according to my orders, this is This is the principle that we, in the army of the Tang Empire, have always adhered to!"

Seeing the sarcastic look on his face, Rokuro Hanying nodded involuntarily to show that he fully understood what the second brother meant by being domineering, rogue and motivated. After fully understanding the meaning of his words, Erlang Liang Zanwuer secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He couldn't help but apologize silently in his heart: I'm sorry, brother Qiu Peng!

Brother, I am the same. I was forced to have no choice but to do so. It's just a bad move, not intentional. I want to belittle you here, and I don't have the slightest intention to seize power from you. I just want these shabby trivial matters between brothers and the sixth son of the Han family. , after settling the matter, Erlang will hold a banquet and hold a banquet to apologize to your brother!

Although he, the second son of the Liang family, has already done something in his heart to Chief Qiu Peng, who was innocently injured and was shot lying down, A sincere and sincere apology, but the mighty and domineering aura that should be expected in such a scene is indispensable!

Therefore, the low and stern roar of the mighty and domineering official Liang still remained. It continued to vibrate and reverberate next to Han Ying's ears.

Therefore, the only one who suffered and was badly pickled was Rokuro Han Ying's left ear. It was only twenty or thirty breaths old, Rokuro There was a dense patch above the left ear of the Liang family, and it was all covered with saliva splattered by Liang Zanwu, the second eldest son of the Liang family.

"Boy, listen to me!"

"From now on, no matter what your thoughts are, everything must be obeyed. My promotion and arrangements. If you, kid, can guarantee that, then everything will continue as usual between us brothers, and it’s better for you. , I'm fine, everyone is fine!"

"If you, Xiao Liuzi, are unwilling or unable to promise to follow my instructions and arrangements and act accordingly, then even if I, Liang, have to bear the punishment for disobeying orders for this, Following the order, the brothers under my command, Paoze, tied you up, a bastard boy who didn't listen to orders and acted recklessly, with four horses hoofed together. Then, along the way, the horses were replaced without changing people. I will not stop escorting your boy back to the capital city of Chang'an and handing him over personally to the hands of Aunt Han!"

"As for my aunt, do you want to use your kid to steam or roast it? But it has nothing to do with me, Mr. Liang!"

"Can you and I hear clearly what I, Mr. Liang, said?!!"