Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

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Seeing his own two eyes, he glared like lightning, frightening his old man, who was as sullen as a rustic and an earth dragon, as if a mouse had seen the face of an old cat. Virtue, I couldn't help but feel that Aunt Gen, who was full of joy and joy, really didn't have that kind of wait. Her salty and boring mood made her good deeds drool, her indestructible sharp teeth, and her eloquent tongue all come to an end. It was wasted on that useless good-for-nothing of his own who couldn't even beat a fart with three sticks.

As a result, Aunt Gen, who was still unfinished, focused her noisy words and the focus of conflicts on the goal. She just made the Buddha's great wish, but now, her hair is standing on end and her scalp is numb. In her heart, the master of the house, who was also complaining and sighing, had something about Brother Kong Ling, but... it was just a flaw that made Aunt Gen feel a little unhappy, and that was Brother Kong Ling, the old woman who didn't understand her thoughts and moods. Tongda Langjun actually took advantage of herself to teach and scold the stuffy donkey of her own family. On a whim, when she was distracted, she quietly took his arms out of the old woman's hands. Withdrawing it out without a sound, it really made my old lady lose a good and interesting place to focus on, and it really ruined the scenery...

However, under the current situation, Aunt Gen herself is really not good, Then he grabbed Lang Jun's arm and passed it over.……

"Fortunately, brother, you also know that as an old lady, I, whether it was then or now, can be regarded as an old slave with a bright mind, taking into account the overall situation, dealing with people, and knowing the priorities. I know that the more I am in such a situation, I will... The more you can't do it, fight with this unreasonable old bastard to avoid making more trouble, which will cause chaos and trouble for you, Mr. Lang Jun."

"Therefore, I, old lady, endured the bad breath in my heart, opened the courtyard door and walked out.……"

"When they were about five or six steps away from the entrance of the alley, two Qiu Ba soldiers with stern eyebrows and fierce looks rushed over from the entrance of the alley. They gave the old woman a stern order and immediately stopped and stood still. Accept their interrogation and questioning. If there is any hesitation or delay, I, an old pious woman, must be tied up and handed over to the official servants of the post house. I will be hung on the flagpole to punish the public."

"What you don’t know, brother, is that even before I went out, I had already made all the preparations and thought of the words to respond."

"So, I found a man who looked kinder, like a government soldier I had met several times before. He walked over timidly and tremblingly, and took out his coat tremblingly from his sleeve. Three copper coins, accompanied by twelve cents of caution, he said in a low voice and feebly:"Two military masters, the old lady Wang He, is the bitter old resident in this Kujing alley, at noon, give her to her family Old man, when I was making some food to satisfy my hunger, I suddenly remembered that the salt jars at home have been empty for several days.’"

"‘Military men all know that eating without salt is still okay and can be tolerated if you eat one or two meals. It's just that after a long time, this person will no longer have the strength to speak or work.!"

"The old lady really had no other choice. She had just rummaged through all the boxes and cabinets at home and found three copper coins. She originally thought she would go to a shop in the market and buy some. Some of them can last for a few days' worth of salt. No, I haven't been able to do that yet. I walked to the entrance of the alley and met you two military masters here!’"

"‘In such a cold weather season, where dripping water turns to ice, why don't the two military masters stay in a warm house, eating, drinking, laughing, chatting and having fun? How could they stay here? If they stay a little longer, they can give people to The frozen air outlet?’"

"‘Forgive me, old lady, for my blindness. I dare to ask the two military masters, but what happened in the market in front of this post house, an unexpected change?"

"Otherwise, on weekdays, the market is always crowded with people coming and going. How could it be like this today, deserted and closed?!"

"You can't be bothered or used, but you two military masters are working tirelessly to guard here despite the howling cold wind and the biting cold?!’"

"Perhaps it was because I had met the old lady a few times before, and because I looked like an old peasant woman with no strength, the young Qiu Bafu soldier with a kinder face first rushed towards the door of the post house. In the direction, he spat a mouthful of thick phlegm fiercely, and then muttered a few curses. In the post house, those generals and officers who had their buttholes turned to the sky and deserved to die spoke impatiently. , so that my old lady’s heart, which is always fooling around and hanging on high, can be said to be grounded in a short time."

"‘Anyway, no matter what unexpected changes happen in the post house or in the town, they have nothing to do with you miserable people like you!’"

"‘To tell you the truth, the reason why we put on such a battle posture today is because a group of powerful officials and servants from the capital came from above. They will stay overnight at our Chakou Inn. , and the bastard postmaster of Chakou Posthouse, the dog-headed bookkeeper, and our stupid pig-like commander of the army are all rushing to flatter and lick the important people, sweet and fragrant The lovely Nugouzi drove us, the big-headed bastards, who didn’t even have a hair on their butts, to the market square. They cleared the streets to drive out people, sealed the doors and closed the houses, were fully armed and on guard, and ate sand in the wind. Not to mention suffering from cold and cold, we also have to arrange the queues and military honor guards for those blind jijibazi and football officials who don't want to take a second look!"

"Damn it, what kind of nonsense is this?’"

"‘Well?...Why do I have to bother with you, an old peasant woman who doesn’t know a thing, to be so verbose?!"

"Salt, I think you, an old woman, will definitely not be able to buy it today. I still advise you to go home early and prepare some salt-free food for your old man. That is the way to live a serious life!’"

"Before I, the old lady, could say a few more polite words of gratitude to the talkative Qiu Bafu soldier, the one next to me was slightly older, with a full beard and a fierce look on his face. Qiu Bashacai, who was dressed in armor and armor, looked like a gang leader. First he yelled at the younger soldier, telling him to close his mouth quickly and leave more of his worthless beak. A few mouthfuls of popularity to warm his dead belly would be better than a guy like him who only cares about food but not fights. But if he sees a bastard like me, a cat and a dog, and he can't control his own, he will always It's a broken mouth that is causing diarrhea!"

"Then, this bastard who didn't have a human word in his mouth pointed the end of the short stick in his hand directly at the old woman's nose, while he cursed unscrupulously: 'You old man who doesn't understand anything. Qianpo, where do you get so many weird and curious thoughts? How dare you, in front of a general, inquire about other secrets from other soldiers that ordinary people should not know!’"

"‘Now, you old pious woman who wants breasts, no breasts, and an ass, but you don’t have a fucking ass, and you don’t have a few ounces of meat on your body, you can get as far away as you can. If you dare to delay or hesitate for even a moment longer, I will knock you off with this stick immediately, and you, an old godly woman, will be tied up and dragged to the square in front of the post house, where you will be hung up. On that flagpole, I was eating wind, drinking foam, freezing and starving!’"

"‘You, an old godly woman looking for trouble, if you don't want to die, then hurry up and get out of here!! '"

He and his young master Langjun and the head of the brother's family vividly told about the rude and rude bastard cook, and Aunt Gen who made all kinds of bad words and evil appearances. When he said this, a picture A ferocious and terrifying expression suddenly appeared on his weather-beaten, skinny face, and his tone became cold and cold, as if he had been squeezed out from between his teeth, word for word. He said:"Fifteen years ago, the Wang family and I, together with my husband-in-law Wang Laogen, came to Laogen's hometown, Chakou Town, to settle down and make a living on the order of the master of the family. Over the years, I have never been subjected to such vulgar abuse and humiliation, and such cowardly attitude!"

"If Cuihua and I hadn't suppressed our tempers for fear that our impulsive and reckless actions would ruin our brother Langjun's important affairs, at noon today, that bastard who was spouting shit would have been beaten by my wife. A desperate period of life and death torn apart……"

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