End of the Sky (Multiverse's End)
Chapter 34 I'm just so smart
"OK!"
Russell rubbed against the back of the stone chair, and asked with a smile, "How do you sign a contract, handprints, blood, or soul binding?"
The blurred face remained motionless, and on the stone table in front of Russell, a roll of yellowed paper slowly emerged.
Russell stretched out his hand to touch it. The paper has a tight structure and good elasticity. It is not the animal skin as imagined, but it should have been parchmentized, which is the so-called industrial parchment.
A little bit of impact, but the material of the paper is not important, what is important is the content on it.
Russell examined it carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more he frowned. Since it is a contract, there must be corresponding rights and obligations, otherwise, this piece of paper is meaningless.
Excluding the useless nonsense, Russell didn't see many rights in favor of the host in the regulations. On the contrary, he needed to fulfill many obligations, and the whole text was obedience, obedience, and obedience.
It's a disadvantage, if you really sign it, you will be almost like a slave!
Russell put down the contract, showing dissatisfaction, at this moment, the voice of the system sounded.
"Sign at the signature of the contract, and you will become the real host, and all permissions will be open to you at that time..."
"Wait a minute, your contract is full of nonsense, and many paragraphs are meaningless. This makes me panic. Did you do something wrong?"
Russell interrupted, and the system was silent for a while, and then a change occurred. The contract deleted a large number of useless paragraphs and streamlined it a lot.
"It's much cooler now."
"Your request has been met, now you can sign the contract!"
"Don't worry, after all, the matter is important, I want to ask clearly. First of all, what benefits do I have for signing a contract to become the real host?"
Russell asked succinctly: "To be honest, this contract lacks sincerity. I only saw your squeeze, but not your dedication. Compared with the previous internship period, after signing the contract, my freedom has been restricted a lot."
"No need to be dissatisfied, the contract is like this, and getting the service of the system is your biggest gain! Think about what you will get when you travel through the world of the heavens? You can become a god above all living beings, and even the gods are just the starting point. You You will transcend everything, life and death and dimensions will no longer bind you, and you will become a high-spirited and eternal existence."
"Hehe, that's for the future. I'm short-sighted and only look at the immediate interests. I always feel that after signing this contract, I can't help myself and start serving you."
"Sign the contract and you are the host, you and I are one, I will not pose a threat to you..."
It's rare that the system patiently explained to Russell, but Russell didn't have the idea of trust at all, and rubbed back and forth on the armchair behind him.
The system sensed Russell's dissatisfaction, and asked in a stiff voice, "What are you doing?"
"I was wondering where this place is. Could the stone seat under my butt be my computer chair at home."
"You think too much!"
"I think so too, so where am I now, what is this place?"
The system gave an answer, and this time the voice became extremely majestic, even a little sacred: "This is the place of contract, the fairest palace in the heavens and myriad worlds. There are only you and me here, and there is no third party. Spiritually restrain us, do not cheat, do not conceal, and do not make malicious contracts!"
"That's a good point. Are we all equal here?"
"Yes!"
"Then why did the contract pop up just now, as if you were manipulating it?"
"..."
"Why don't you talk anymore, is the phone dead?"
"Because...the venue I rented, as the owner, I have authority."
Russell sneered: "Hehe, fairness is tilted before money."
"You don't have to complain, it's a necessary process, and that's true of everyone who contracts with the system.
"
Russell didn't ask where the people who signed the contract with the system went. The answer is obvious, those people are not dead, so there is nothing to do with him.
"Okay, such a dry conversation is too boring. We Chinese people like to talk about things at the dinner table. Talking while talking is good for cultivating relationships, bringing the relationship closer to each other, and increasing work efficiency. If you drink each other, there is a high chance Ninety-eight, what you want to do will be done."
The system was silent: "I don't drink alcohol, and I can't eat food."
"It's okay, you can watch me eat!" Russell said very naturally: "Since you are the owner of the house, you should be able to order food. Since the contracted place charges a fee, there must be catering services... Are there any beautiful waiters to accompany you?" The kind that eats, drinks and plays with?"
system:"……"
"Well, since you are also a poor system with little money, the pretty waiter will be exempted. Order me a roast chicken, don't bring the handle, it's slightly spicy!"
Russell acted like it was still a long time, and he sat down to eat and chat, which caused the system to be silent for a while.
Not long after, there was a steaming roast chicken in front of Russell, complete with knives and forks, as well as seasonings. The attractive aroma made his index finger twitch.
Russell didn't use a knife and fork, and didn't care about dining etiquette, so he tore off the chicken leg and ate it directly.
The system watched silently until he ate and played with the chicken legs and then touched the chicken wings before he said, "When do you want to eat it? In such a sacred and solemn place, your profane behavior will only tarnish the contract ceremony."
Russell put down the chicken wings, picked up the tablecloth and wiped his mouth, closed his eyes and thought about it for a few seconds, and then smiled: "This chicken is really bad... Oh, sorry, what I want to say is... Are you in a hurry?"
system:"……"
"Do you want to catch the train, so eager to sign a contract with me?"
"Because the rent is very expensive and billed by the hour, we have to race against time!"
The system gave a very reluctant answer, but Russell got to the point, and continued to ask: "What is the rent, where did you get the money, or...was deducting my mission reward?"
"No, my authority cannot be deducted..."
The system was about to explain, but was interrupted by Russell waving his hand: "Needless to say, things like lies can never stand. A lie needs a hundred lies or even more to make up for it. If you continue to lie, there will be nothing between us." There's not even an iota of trust left."
"I didn't lie to you, this is the land of the contract, no one can lie here." The voice of the system's explanation was a little hasty, emphasizing this point again.
"Not before?"
"Not before!"
Russell laughed even more happily: "When I used Dieda Wine for the first time, you gave me a reminder that once the item card is used, there is no time limit, but after using it, it cannot be taken out of the current world."
"..."
"But when I returned to the room, I was hit on the back by M9, and I brought back the M9 that was drawn out by the lottery."
system:"……"
Russell spread his hands: "You lied! By analogy, you said that no one can lie in the land of contract, which is another lie. If you continue to push it, this is not the land of contract at all... So, there is no such thing at all. Plant a place?"
As Russell said, he picked up the parchment with oily hands, shook it and continued: "There is still this contract. Is there any contract that can be deleted at will after it is formulated? There is no spirit of contract at all, it is too loose, fool Will sign!"
"..."
"Come on, eat this bowl of pork chop rice and tell the truth, it's good for you and me!"
"..."
"Come on, rent is expensive here."
The facial features of the system can't be seen clearly, and can only be judged from the voice, melancholy, indifferent, a little resigned to fate: "You are very smart, and your observation skills are also very keen. This is the first time I have seen a rational person like you. The previous host, after hearing Speaking of signing a contract, no matter how harsh the conditions are, I agreed decisively."
Russell shook his head: "It's okay, I'm only average in intelligence, and it all depends on my opponent!"
"..."
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