End of the Sky (Multiverse's End)

Who is this sand sculpture?

The moment he saw Deadpool, Parker's first thought was not that his identity had been exposed, but that he was shocked by Deadpool's sand sculpture temperament, shining dazzlingly, no one dared to be number one when he was second.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Wade Wilson, captain of the superhero team 'X-Force', known to fans as Lord Deadpool. Parker, we've been watching you since the moment you were bitten by a spider, congratulations , you are a qualified hero, qualified to be one of us."

Deadpool Niubihonghong said, pulled out a chair from the desk, and sat in front of Parker with his legs crossed, shaking and shaking.

"Uh, this chair..."

"I know, this is your property, don't worry, we are a superhero team, no one will take your chair." Deadpool said, shaking his butt vigorously: "I've never seen anything worse than this The chair, but I like it, creaks, as if I've conquered it."

"No, I mean this chair can't..."

"Can't what? Use force? Sorry, I like force! Quack, I can use more force!"

Boom!

"Ah!! Help, help me! My ass, I can't feel my ass anymore! Ahhhhh——"

The wooden chair that had been in disrepair was broken by Deadpool, and a leg of the chair stuck straight into his buttocks, causing him to roll all over the floor in pain, screaming heart-piercingly.

"..."

Parker shrugged, and his depressed mood improved a lot.

"Hey, good neighbor of New Yorkers, what are you smirking at, come and help me quickly." Deadpool pointed his butt at Parker, moaning as he begged for help.

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Parker had a solemn face, and was caught in entanglement and struggle. His sense of justice prevented him from ignoring the victim. He extended a helping hand and held the chair legs tightly.

"Hey, Parker, what's going on, why did you make the door like this?" The landlord rushed in angrily, and was taken aback when he saw the picture inside the house.

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"Sorry for the interruption! Parker, the maintenance fee will be deducted from your rent deposit, and...you don't have to worry about me telling the truth. In fact, I don't discriminate against anything. Really, be quieter next time."

The landlord's face changed slightly, and he smiled awkwardly, pretending to be calm and covering his vital parts, maintaining a high level of vigilance as if guarding against thieves, and retreating a little bit outside the house.

"No need, I'll pay for the maintenance." Just then, Russell appeared at the door, took out a roll of Franklin from his pocket, picked out five and threw them in the corridor.

"God bless you, generous sir, you can do whatever you want with this room!" The landlord swooped up and picked up five banknotes, fearing that Russell would regret it, and disappeared at the end of the corridor with a whoosh.

As far as speed goes, he has superhero potential!

"I remember you, you were the one on the train..."

Seeing Russell, Parker immediately beamed with joy. He tried his best to organize his words but didn't know how to speak, because he still didn't know Russell's name.

"Help, come and help me." Deadpool put his hands on the ground, turned his butt, and moved towards Russell.

"No problem, I like helping others." Russell chuckled, accelerated his run-up, left an afterimage in place, and kicked the leg of the chair in the air.

Puchi!

The picture was so beautiful, Parker covered his weak and helpless eyes, and heard a scream in his ear, and after that, the room completely fell silent.

...

In the room, Deadpool leaned over on the ground, his head stuck into the wooden wall, silently saying nothing, perhaps dead.

Russell chatted with Parker, the atmosphere was not bad, ignoring a certain sand sculpture, it was quite harmonious.

"The so-called X-Agents team is a heroic team composed of superpowers. The one in the corner who is bleeding is the captain. You can call him Deadpool, or Wade, and sand sculptures are also fine."

Parker scratched his head: "Uh, what should I call you?"

"Didn't I tell you?"

"..."

"Forget it, let me say it again, my name is Russell. Forgetful Spider-Man, did you remember clearly this time?"

"..."

Parker was silent for a moment. To be honest, he had no interest in this so-called X-Agents team. The other party's strength persuaded him to leave, so he felt that it would be better not to touch it.

"Our X-Agents team is different from other superhero organizations. We don't have a fixed site, but we travel in various universes. Wherever there is evil, we will appear there. Yes, we are Justice Ke... Ahem, Justice Watchers! "

"Forget it, I don't want to leave New York." Parker shook his head and refused. Traveling around the world is nonsense, but he believed it: "Also, just the city of New York has exhausted me, let alone other places."

"It's okay, we won't force you, you can call me when you figure it out someday, and I'll be there anytime."

As Russell said, he grabbed Deadpool's legs, abruptly pulled his head out of the wall, waved at Parker, and dragged Deadpool into the corridor like this.

Two minutes later, Parker regained his composure, with a dumbfounded expression on his face: "Damn it, you left the phone to me!"

When Parker rushed out of the apartment building like a wind, Russell and Deadpool could no longer be found, and he still wanted to ask each other for help to find Mary Jane together!

"I was a fool……"

...

"I was a fool!"

Deadpool sat on the roof of a building with his butt clutched, and yelled at Russell, "Use your poor acting skills to tell Parker that the captain of the X Special Forces is a sand sculpture, and he will only join us if he is crazy!"

"But you are a sand sculpture!"

"That's my illusion to confuse the enemy. Under normal circumstances, I'm not a sand sculpture..." Deadpool said this, covering his face and sobbing: "My favorite Parker is gone, without him joining, and forming a fart X Special Forces. I don't play anymore, I want to go home!"

"wait!"

Russell pressed Deadpool's shoulder: "Man, you misunderstood, in fact, I did everything just now, just to make Parker join us with all his heart."

"You deliberately made me a sand sculpture?"

"Yes, sand sculpture!"

Before Deadpool could react, Russell said unhappily: "Wade, you are a sand sculpture. Instead of pretending to hide and tricking Parker into joining the team, it is better to show it directly. The more useless the X team is, the more Parker looks down on you. The plans after that will be smoother."

"Sorry, I didn't understand."

"It's not your fault, after all, you are a sand sculpture."

"Wow, I understand this sentence."

"..."

Seeing the inexplicably proud Deadpool, the corners of Russell's eyes twitched. He didn't know if he was really stupid, or he was just pretending to be crazy, so he just ignored the topic: "Human nature can't bear stains on beautiful things, but if it's all black from the beginning what time?"

"Dude, I get it."

Deadpool slapped Russell's thigh and screamed excitedly: "Because we are rotten, instead of pretending to be perfect, it's better to let Park Parker despair of us at first, and then gradually show a bright side. In this way, he will Change the first impression, think that X Special Forces is actually not bad, then change your opinion of us little by little, and finally accept us completely."

"That's right!"

"Russell, my good brother, you're such a fucking genius!"

"Well, you fucking too!"

"Oh la la~~~"

Deadpool felt that the plan was feasible, and danced and sang excitedly. After a while, he came back to his senses with a confused expression on his face: "That's not right! Dude, do we have a bright side?"

"Uh...everyone except you."

"..."

"Don't worry!" Russell Zhizhu said calmly, "Parker is looking for Doctor Octopus, because his goddess Mary Jane was..."

"Wait, where did that Mary Jane come from? Parker's goddess should be me!"

"Wade, you have to face the reality. Parker's orientation is normal. He can't fall in love with you."

"I do not care!"

Russell rolled his eyes and was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and continued: "Parker and Doctor Octopus are equally powerful, and Dr. Octopus has Mary Jane as a hostage in his hand. He defuses the situation."

Deadpool nodded frantically: "Parker will fall in love with me crazily when a hero saves the beauty. When I invite him to join the team, he agrees with a little bit of admiration."

"..."

Russell took a deep breath: "Wade, if you dare to interrupt again, I will stuff Dr. Octopus into your body."

Deadpool sat obediently with his hands on his knees, raised his hand and made a zip movement around his mouth, signaling that he would never talk nonsense.

"We helped Parker rescue Mary Jane and made him owe a favor, but this only made it difficult for him to refuse us, and he was still close to a successful invitation."

Russell said of the smirk: "That's where Mary Jane comes in. She's a very ambitious woman who wants to be a famous actress. She needs flowers, applause, flashing lights, and a lot of compliments, and these ...Hmph, Parker can't even give it to her."

"In fact, as a busy superhero, Parker can't even give Mary Jane the minimum time for the two of them. The two of them will end sooner or later. The blow to love will make Parker disheartened..."

"At this time, it is the best moment for us to show up and invite him into the team!"

Deadpool fell into the beautiful fantasy woven by Russell, hissed his saliva, and applauded desperately: "Russell, I love you!"

Russell pressed his hand, signaled Deadpool to be safe and calm, and added calmly: "In order to prevent deviations from the plan, I have also prepared a second plan, which is... venom!"

Deadpool raised his hand to answer: "Mr. Russell, I know, I know. Let Parker wear venom and become an anti-hero who is not bound by morals, which can integrate into us more perfectly."

Russell nodded, showing a child-teachable smile: "Wade, you have grown up."

"Uh, but that's my plan from the beginning!"

"..."

Russell coughed lightly: "Stop talking nonsense, take out the venom, and start the second plan now."

"Wait, man, isn't the venom in your place?"

"Hey, when have you been here?"

"..."

"Fcuk!!" X2

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