End of the Sky (Multiverse's End)
Chapter 983 There is no free lunch in the world
In the apartment!
Russell was leaning on the window sill with a glass of ice water, and more than a dozen home improvement workers in the house were busy working. They packed and removed all the furniture and household garbage in the house at an extremely fast speed.
This efficiency alone can guarantee this company a place in New York.
After the house was emptied, the home improvement personnel re-drained the drainage and electrical lines, installed lamps, laid wallpaper and carpets, and finally moved the last piece of furniture and electrical appliances into the house.
Even the shoe cabinet and wardrobe are full of clothes, shoes and hats that have not been torn off the labels. All kinds of daily necessities are readily available, and even the air purifier is not left behind.
No need to carry a bag, just move in, perfect!
Ms. Satan is wearing a small black and white workplace suit, with black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose, long fiery red hair tied in a single ponytail, her temperament is elegant, and her curves can be seen at a glance.
Holding the kanban report in her hand, she sketched and compared it with the furniture in the house, and handed it to Russell after confirming that it was correct.
"Your wish has been fulfilled, just sign here and it's ok."
Russell's wish was for a new home, and as it stood, a new look indeed.
He took the report, confirmed that it was not a contract for buying and selling souls, and signed the name of "Darkseid" casually, and touched Satan's slender hand when handing back the report.
"Miss Satan, don't you think there is still a lack of a mistress at home?"
"That person is definitely not me!"
Satan pulled out his hand forcefully, handed the report to the home improvement worker next to him, and rolled his eyes beautifully: "Mr. Russell, if you want to talk about marriage, we can get along. It’s good to dispel this idea.”
"no problem!"
Russell nodded in agreement. Many couples found out that they were not suitable for each other on the way to discuss marriage, and finally broke up sadly.
"hehe……"
Satan didn't speak, and rolled his eyes to let Russell realize for himself: "Your wish has been fulfilled, I still say the same thing, there is no free lunch in the world, even if there is everything in the dream, you have to dream first."
Russell nodded: "I understand, my dream of winning a lottery ticket worth 100 million yuan cannot be realized, right?"
"Yes,
Because the premise of winning the 100 million yuan lottery ticket is that you want to buy a lottery ticket, but you don't. "
Satan said viciously that she had had enough of Russell, that is, she couldn't beat him and couldn't run away, otherwise, she would have pressed Russell to the ground and trampled him to death.
She had already decided to install anti-theft windows and anti-theft locks for her bedroom when she returned home, and put the Longinus gun under the pillow by the way, in case there was one more person in the room when she was sleeping and sleeping.
There is no one for the devil to do this. She thought about going back to make a phone call to God, transfer to work in heaven, and change to another aunt who will be Satan in hell.
If there is no aunt, Michael is fine, so I will be on shift.
Seeing the back of Satan leaving, Russell shrugged and sat on the sofa in the 'new home'.
The contract of exchanging the soul for the seven wishes was not signed. He wanted to sell the soul to the devil, but Satan refused to agree.
As compensation, Satan promised to grant him one wish.
In fact, it is better not to sign the contract. In Russell's view, there are only seven wishes if you sign the contract. If you don't sign the contract, the number can be determined at will.
He has a devil's mobile phone, he can contact Satan 24 hours a day, and he has the skills of the gate of hell. If Satan wants to, he dares to go crazy on the spot.
"Sir, is this your bill, check or credit card?"
Russell was proud, and a home improvement worker handed over Russell's signed report, along with a bill.
"Wait a minute, what does this bill mean, you are not that lady's men?"
"No, that lady contacted our company, chose a one-stop decoration package, and then placed an order by phone. We will provide the fastest and most convenient door-to-door service."
Russell: (???)
Satan's phrase "there is no free lunch in the world" flashed in his mind, and he finally understood the meaning of it. He paid the money and delivered the goods, and the devil really knows no harm.
"Sir, check or credit card?"
"Swipe card!"
Russell took out his credit card from his pocket, and after "I'm glad to serve you", the door was closed, and he was the only one left in the room.
He glanced at the early night outside the window, and thought about calling his partner David.
"Russell, it's me. Why, you decided to come out for a drink? I'm sorry, I'll cover Pierre's shift. I'm going to patrol the precinct tonight. I'll invite you to the club another day."
David talked a lot. After he stopped, Russell said calmly: "Boy, I'll give you a chance to show off. I have a murder case here, and the address is in the apartment building of my rental house."
"In...in your room!?" David's voice visibly trembled.
"Don't be stupid, I live on the third floor, and the body is on the second floor."
"Okay, I'll go right away."
"It's useless for you to come here, and you don't know how to investigate the scene."
"Yes, yes, you are right."
"Beep beep——"
After hanging up the phone, Russell sighed. The new partner said it beautifully, and opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. As a result, people started to panic before seeing the body.
It is necessary for him to talk to the director. David, who has just passed the internship period, is not suitable to be his partner. The risk is too high and his life may be in danger at any time.
It's better to change to a Xiaoqiang who is invulnerable, 360-degree bulletproof, and can survive without an arm or a broken leg.
Otherwise, it would be difficult for him to guarantee the survival rate of his partner!
...
"Officer Russell, can you tell me how you found the body?"
On the second floor, two colleagues are asking Russell about the specific situation. This is a necessary link, and my own people are no exception.
"Rely on my rich experience and the keen intuition of an elite police officer!"
"..." x2
"What's the matter, can't you?"
"Of course not, the door is locked, and there is no evidence that there is a dead person inside... Please, even if it is an excuse, please give it a decent one."
Colleagues were very embarrassed. The preliminary judgment at the scene showed that the deceased lived alone and died for more than three days. He died abnormally, but the possibility of homicide has been ruled out. The cause of death was too much washing powder.
This kind of death method has been caught in a lot in New York. Russell, as the body discoverer and neighbor, got rid of the identity of the biggest suspect, but in the report, he must give a more serious reason.
Russell shrugged: "My sense of smell as an elite police officer tells me that there are dead people downstairs, that's all."
"Uh, that's okay too?"
"Of course, I can still smell the expired perfume on you, wait...you two are using the same expired perfume, and it was last night..."
While flipping through the memories of the two, Russell showed an expression of sudden realization, stepped back a few steps and said, "Don't worry, I'm very strict with my mouth, I won't say anything."
"..." x2
The two colleagues hurriedly ended the interview. They admitted that Russell's nose was really good, and they didn't want to stay with him for a while, and left in cold sweat.
"Russell, can you do me a favor?"
David walked over with a stack of lists: "I got the list from the landlord. I need to visit other residents to learn about the deceased and write a report by the way."
"So?"
"You live here and you must know the neighbors very well."
You must not be familiar with it, I just moved to the 'new home' today!
Russell complained in his heart, couldn't stand David's pitiful gay eyes, took the list and said: "Listen, no one will read your report, and the only result of handing it in is to put it in the archives to collect dust. After a while, This report will be thrown into the smokeless incinerator, understand?"
"Understood, which one should we start with?" David didn't understand at all.
Russell rolled his eyes: "Today is my vacation, I won't ask you one by one for you, I will only demonstrate it once, and you can figure out the rest."
"But……"
"No, but, even if you copy the entire graduation thesis, this report will pass."
While talking, Russell took David downstairs and knocked on the door of the first resident.
After the chickens and dogs jumped around in the house, a blond beauty opened the door, Russell showed his police officer ID, and said in a businesslike manner: "Excuse me, ladies... are you a tenant living here?"
There were two women in the room, with blond hair and long legs, and black hair with big breasts. Russell was dizzy when he saw them. It wasn't because of the dizziness, but because the two faces were familiar faces.
【Ding】
[The host contacts the plot character Max Black, which triggers the lottery. Do you want to draw now? 】
Russell: (???)
No wonder there is a horse on the first floor with a lot of manure. It turned out to be a combination of bankrupt sisters.
Now that things have happened, Russell must reiterate that the world is really chaotic, even American dramas.
But forget about the lottery, what can Max draw out, her poisonous tongue skill, or her XXXXL size?
By the way, the screenwriter really knows how to come up with names, and the Chinese literal translation is infinite black, which fits the characters very well.
Also, [Bankrupt Sisters] is too bad. Russell wanted to use it to learn the falconry, but he didn't learn the eagle feathers. Instead, the poisonous tongue index rose rapidly, and he learned to drive by the way.
"Officer, is there something wrong with us?"
Caroline, the blonde beauty among the bankrupt sisters, was terrified. Russell glanced at them repeatedly, making her feel that she might have exposed something, and said quickly: "Officer, I will confess now, our names are not on the lease, and we are homeless. Illegal sub-tenant. I hope you can deal with it lightly for the sake of my confession, please!"
"Hi, I'm David Sherman, he's my partner Russell, he lives on the third floor..."
Snapped!
Russell closed his police officer's ID and slapped David's face with his hands. The shameful guy recruited all the beauties he saw.
I thought he was a young man with high fighting spirit, and he didn't rely on his face to rely on his strength to make a living, but it turned out that he couldn't do anything except his face.
This partner was definitely not acceptable, so he made up his mind to find the director tomorrow for a replacement.
"It turns out that you live on the third floor, that's great, we are neighbors..."
Caroline really wanted to get close, but under the watchful eyes of Russell, her voice gradually became weaker, and finally became a ball.
"Sorry, officer, she is being checked for the first time. If you have any questions, you can ask me directly!"
Max dragged Caroline behind him, with one hand on his hip, full of old fritters.
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