How long has it been since the proactive door-to-door service was cancelled?

Russell shook his head secretly, the devil is the devil, he has no ambition at all, and the speed of degeneration is faster than him changing his vest.

But for the sake of sexy Satan's online voice, he stopped complaining.

Russell knew that the Hell Hotline had no operators, and there was no artificial voice service. The person who answered the phone was Satan, and said, "Ms. Satan, I found three high-quality customers for you..."

"Please press 1 to declare a member, Law... Russell, please hang up!"

"It's really a high-quality customer, you will regret it if you don't come..."

"Russell please hang up! Russell please hang up! Russell please hang up!"

Russell: "..."

He glanced at the phone, snorted coldly and released his big move: "I'll give you ten seconds, climb out of the bathtub and change your clothes, and then appear in front of me, otherwise I'll pay a visit, let's chat while washing."

"Sbeep, how do you know I'm in the bath?"

There was a splash of water on the phone, and someone could vaguely hear the cough of someone choking on water, and then a blind tone.

Maybe the phone fell into the water!

Russell closed the blood-red flip phone, stuffed it behind his back, and wiped it on his face.

It was a phone with images, and he seemed to feel that Miss Satan's bath water had splashed on his face.

"Officer Russell, you just mentioned...Satan? Are you joking, or is the other person's name special?"

Sarah Connor was stunned. On the day her lover died, she was a staunch atheist, neither believing in God nor the devil.

But when Russell showed incredible abilities and called Satan again, she suddenly believed again.

"Calm down, it's not some messy Satan, or the devil from hell, the one in the Bible."

Then you can't be calm!

Sarah Connor is two steps away from Russell, praying that Russell is talking nonsense, there is no Satan at all.

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

Russell comforted: "Satan has a contract in his hand. Using the soul as a bargaining chip, seven wishes can be fulfilled. How about it, isn't it great?"

"..."x3

"What do you mean by that expression, you don't believe me?"

"Officer Russell, did you get your superpower by signing a contract with Satan?"

"That's not true. I want to sign a contract, but Satan doesn't agree."

Boom!

While speaking, the stair door of the balcony on the top floor was kicked open, and Satan, dressed in a ski suit and wrapped like a red envelope, appeared on the stage.

"..."x3

The Connor family was silent. They had heard Russell say that Satan was a lady, and they were mentally prepared, but they didn't expect Satan to be so conservative, completely different from the coquettish thing they imagined.

Humans are more clothed than devils, it's scary to think about it!

Angrily, Satan stepped on his snow boots, walked quickly in front of Russell, and grabbed his collar: "Asshole, did you peek at me taking a shower?"

"Are you responsible?"

Russell stared affectionately into the eyes under the Satan goggles, and put his arms around her waist.

"Stop dreaming!"

Satan refused to have a romantic relationship with the scumbag, pushed Russell away and put the goggles on his forehead, his eyes passed over Connor's mother and son, and finally stopped on Arnold.

She let out a little gasp, took two steps forward and put Arnold down, ignored his resistance, opened his mouth to check it like an animal test, and finally said in surprise: "What the hell, you robot, you actually have the configuration of heaven .

Tell me, who is the one who gave you life? Have you ever seen God? "

Arnold resisted angrily, but couldn't break free from Satan's arm, so he simply gave up his useless efforts and looked at Russell.

"God bless!"

Satan let go of Arnold, turned around with a stiff neck, and looked at Russell suspiciously: "Don't say you did it, or I will lose sleep."

"Why can't it be me?"

"But you are the master of the dark dimension, you can pollute the world by urinating, where is the heaven..."

"My pee is also holy water!"

Russell raised his right hand, the stigmata of the cross on the back of his hand was dazzling, and a pair of angel wings spread out, enveloping the people on the top floor.

Among them is Miss Satan, who opened her mouth wide.

"Damn, I'm going to lose sleep."

Satan covered his face, dropped the goggles, took out the mask to cover his only exposed skin, and covered it tightly in all directions.

She called God last night, planning to go to heaven to avoid the limelight during this time, but God resolutely refused, and she was so angry that she took down the dresser.

Now it seems that the dresser died unjustly, because even if God nodded, Russell could enter heaven by his own ability.

Thinking of Russell saying that he couldn't find where God's home was before, so he went to hell to trouble her, Satan gritted his teeth for a while, he really is a scumbag full of lies!

With the light wings closed, Russell raised his hand and waved it in front of Satan, pointing at the Connor family who were also dumbfounded: "The three over there want to sign a contract with you, what do you think?"

"Not three, but two."

Satan was not very interested, and said listlessly: "Although the robot has gained life, his soul has the label of heaven, and I can't take it away, so there is no point in making a deal."

Russell was surprised: "There is such a saying, don't devils like to tempt pure souls?"

"For me, all souls are the same. If it weren't for the need for negative cases for publicity, I wouldn't waste my energy trying to lure a pure soul into hell."

"Then what do you think of me?"

Russell leaned forward and pointed to his face: "Tempting a holy soul to become a fallen angel, do you want to challenge it?"

"No, you are already very depraved."

Satan rolled his eyes, ignored Russell who was talking nonsense, took off his gloves and snapped his fingers. Two thick stacks of documents fell from the sky and landed at the feet of Connor and his son.

"Sarah Connor and John Connor, sign on the last page, and each will get seven wishes, but the ugly thing is that the wishes may not be as perfect as you imagined."

Sarah Connor firmly protected her son: "It doesn't take so much, we only need one wish."

"Why, you want to bargain with the devil?"

"No, I just..."

"Then sign it quickly, there are hundreds of souls waiting to sign a contract with me, and I don't have time to ink with you." Talking to people other than Russell, Satan's momentum is overwhelming.

Sarah Connor took a deep breath and begged, "Master Devil, can I only sign the contract?"

"No problem, I don't force it, but it's best to think clearly, everyone only has one chance."

"Don't think about it, it's just me!"

Sarah Connor suppressed her dissatisfied son, knelt down and turned the contract to the last page. A signature pen appeared out of nowhere, and she tremblingly held it in her hand, ready to sign the signature column.

Snapped!

A Nuo picked up the pen and looked at Satan calmly: "I want to sign a contract with you and get seven wishes, is that okay?"

"No, you are not eligible."

Satan shrugged: "It's a touching scene, but no, no, your soul is worthless to me."

"Then if I make a deal with you, serve you as a servant, and after their mother and child die, everything I own will be yours, can I get a wish?"

"This..."

After thinking for a while, Satan unzipped his ski jacket, took out his calculator and crackled for a while: "No problem, I am very generous to the servant who surrendered, and I will give you a perfect wish. The consequences and price will be borne by hell."

As he said that, a one-meter-thick deed of prostitution fell from the sky and fell at A Nuo's feet.

"After signing, you will serve me in the world as a servant of the devil. When their mother and child pass away, everything about you will belong to me."

"Wait a while!"

Russell interrupted with a strange expression. This scene is too familiar. God created the Spirit of Vengeance and signed a contract with the devil in the end. It is a replica of Ghost Rider.

"Don't look at me, hell is too small to hire a servant like you." Satan mistakenly thought that Russell had another idea, and immediately dismissed his idea.

"No, I just want to ask, will Connor's mother and son die in a car accident tomorrow?"

"..."x3

Hearing this, Arnold's hand holding the signature pen trembled slightly, feeling that he was too naive.

"Don't slander my reputation, I have been a devil in hell for six thousand years, and I have never had any disputes over contracts."

"I see."

Russell nodded, and said to Arnold: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and read the contract!"

"oh oh."

"..."

Satan gritted his teeth and looked at Russell. While greedy for her body, the scumbag also questioned her character. He really was a scumbag.

The Connor family was researching the prostitution contract, and Satan was waiting idly beside him with his mobile phone. Suddenly, his waist tightened and he shivered in fright.

"what are you doing?"

Satan swished ten meters away and stood on the edge of the balcony. When Russell approached, she was determined to jump off.

"I just want to ask, if I propose a servant for you, is there any introduction fee? If it is converted into a date according to hell's commission standard, how many nights?"

"No, all night..."

Satan's face was full of black lines, and he stopped halfway through the conversation, struggling to say: "Another day, I will treat you to dinner another day."

She originally wanted to refuse directly, not to give the scumbag a chance, and go back and add an anti-theft lock by the way. But then I thought about it, if repeated rejections caused the scumbag to lose patience and turn into a beast, wouldn't it be too late for regret.

God is unreliable, she can only find a way to deal with it, and it will take as long as it can delay.

Satan felt remorseful. If he had known this, he would not have snatched the title of 'Satan' back then. It would be nice to be an angel in heaven honestly.

The number one leader in hell is all a lie, and she is the only one who has searched through hell, so where is the number two leader!

"real?"

Russell asked casually, but Satan uncharacteristically agreed.

To be honest, he really had no idea.

The main reason is that the identity of Satan is too tempting. Looking back on the embarrassment faced by 'Satan' before, I always feel that I don't bully a few times, and I am really sorry for this rare opportunity.

"Really, another day!"

"Wait a minute, this other day... which day is it?"

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