End of the Sky

Tall buildings, crowded, here is the brightly lit New York City.

Neon lights and dazzling lights at night, the crowds are crowded, and the tide is flowing in the streets and alleys. The bustling weaving is colorful, attracting batches of dream catchers.

But behind this glitz, more streets hide dirt and dirt, and in some places, people do n’t care if the street lights are broken.

Russell leaned against the alley, lit a cigarette, and frowned thinking about this world mission.

压力 There is pressure to be motivated. Because of Domam, he urgently needs a character card with a powerful combat power, or a skill card and an item card that have the ability to defeat the sky.

At first he discovered that it was Spider-Man's world. Russell was disappointed. None of the trilogy was able to play. There were not enough gaps in Mamse's teeth, but the appearance of Deadpool made him see hope.

Shuttle into other worlds arbitrarily, as long as Russell is under pressure to not complete the task and walk a few more worlds with Deadpool, there will always be one or two opportunities to meet a powerful character.

The idea is very good, but there is a very fatal problem. The deadpool guy is not reliable. It is impossible to be honest and obedient when you think about it.

"Hey man, I have kept you waiting. You know, it is impossible for me to be less than half an hour with my ability." Deadpool walked out of the alley, straightened his new clothes, and put on his hat.

It's a bad habit to wear clothes without covering his body, so he borrowed a set from several social people, riding boots, trousers, leather jackets, and a cowboy hat, which looks like a wild wilderness dart ...

"Let's go and talk first."

Russell took out Deadpool's equipment, double knives, double guns, and venom wrapped in water polo from the space ring, and threw them into each other's arms.

Holding on to his equipment, the Death Slayer faced Russell face to face and kept walking backwards: "Although I care more about the 10W knife, but since we have reached an employment relationship, shouldn't you say the name?"

"My name is Russell, it is ..."

Howling!

The sword, gun, and water polo dropped to the ground. Deadpool covered his face with his hands. He couldn't put his tongue down: "Oh my god! You are Russell, you are actually Russell! Man, oh, no, it's fire fist. You've grown so big? "

等等 "Wait, that's wrong! Fire Fist is a New Zealander and you are an Asian."

"I'm not the fat man." Russell rolled his eyes, stepped on the water polo on the ground, and the venom had a new slick dwelling, trying to roll away.

I thought this topic was over after clarification. As a result, Russell still underestimated Deadpool's nerves. He jumped in place, turned around three times after landing, reached out and placed a concave shape on the wall.

"I see. Your name is Russell. He must be the director of the Avengers!"

Russell: "..."

"Mr. Director, do you think I can join the Avengers?"

Deadpool raised his hand and took off the brim of the cowboy hat, feeling something missing. He snatched a half of the cigarette **** from Russell, took a hard breath, and spit out the cigarette ring and said deeply: "I heard that Robert Downey Jr. is dead , The Avengers need a new C coffee boss to save them. For example, I, [Deadpool] invested the first $ 58 million, and the worldwide box office is close to $ 800 million. You deserve it. "

Russell: "..."

Deadpool sighed with emotion: "Unfortunately Scarlett Johnson is dead. We used to love each other so much but couldn't join forces on the big screen again. Director, will you resurrect her, right?"

Russell: "..."

Deadpool picked up his cigarette **** and twisted it on the wall, and came to Russell with a stun, whispering: "Director, I understand the rules, you can rest assured, I ’m super cheap. And I am my agent, right away It ’s okay to sign a contract for 10 movies. Well, 20 can also be negotiated. "

There are too many elements, Russell doesn't know where to spit out, and pushes away the arm that Deadpool put on his shoulder: "No, you are too ugly!"

"What !?"

Strangling the Deadpool furiously, grabbing Russell's arm and chattering: "Director, I thought you were a person with a strong connotation. I didn't expect you to be so superficial."

抱歉 "Sorry, it's not me but the audience that is superficial. I'm a commercial filmmaker. Commercial films are plain to make money, but to make the audience happy, so I will shoot whatever they want to see."

"Yes, fans like me and I make a lot of money."

"That's because they haven't seen anything so cheap on the big screen. When they get used to it, you won't have a market."

不可能 "Impossible, I will always be cheaper than they thought!"

"..."

In fact, Russell wants to vomit more that Deadpool is so ugly that he can pass through.

I am not aimless, but the reality is really cruel.

This year, the traverser must be a handsome man and a beautiful girl, even if he was ugly in the last life, he must be online after crossing, otherwise the audience or readers have no sense of substitution, after all, no one looks good in real life.

Uh ...

He was crooked along the way, and Deadpool's broken mouth never stopped. Russell couldn't bear to call a car for rent, but it was useless. The driver refused to load halfway. If Deadpool didn't get off, he would rather die than touch the steering wheel.

I finally returned to my home, and Russell finally understood why Deadpool saved the world many times and other heroes still didn't want to see him. With reference to the theory of relativity, one day equals one year with Deadpool, which is a kind of mental torture.

"This is $ 100,000, and the contract won't be signed. It won't be useful to sign it anyway. I will give you another $ 100,000 after it's done." Russell ordered ten stacks of banknotes from behind the bedside table and smashed it. Deadpool face.

The latter picked up the banknotes, his face was cloudy, not because Russell trampled on his pride, but because he saw a lot of banknotes behind the bedside table, and felt that his business was losing.

"Man ... no, boss, you may have misunderstood something." Deadpool slammed the money into his pocket, Tian said shamelessly: "I said, a world's 100,000 dollars, the money you give can only let you Cross once. "

"US $ 100,000 at a time?" Russell frowned and looked at Deadpool, his eyes flashing.

Choking the deadman tightly held the banknote in his arms: "Boss, if you are not satisfied with the price, you can apply for an annual membership and enjoy the second half-price service."

"There is no need to apply for annual membership. There is no problem with US $ 100,000 at one time. The commitment just made remains unchanged. I will still add US $ 100,000 after the event is completed." Russell's mouth slightly twitched, but Deadpool was not reliable, but the banknotes could Make him reliable.

The death-servicing heard the news exulting: "God, you are so handsome in spending money. You can see that my mood is surging and the profile has increased by 20 cm!"

Russell grinned, raised his hand to pick up the lighter, lit a stack of beautiful knives, and then lit a cigarette with it: "Wilson, if ..."

The deadman stood up and raised his head, standing upright: "Boss, you can call me Wade."

"Wade, if you can sew your mouth, it can be $ 200,000 at a time, I'm not bad money boss!"

"Uh……"

The deadpool bite his nails into a tangle, and after a long while, he decided to speak: "Boss, I know you are rich ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ but I prefer to do a $ 100,000 business."

After saying this, Deadpool closed his eyes in pain, and two tear marks slipped on the bumpy face.

He regretted that he finally encountered a prince, and he shouldn't have insisted on it at first, how much better to counter-offer!

In this case, the Middle Eastern tyrants imported daily necessities to a certain country at that time, and a country reported a price that they thought was heartbroken. As a result, the Middle Eastern tyrants didn't even think about it, and they agreed.

A country felt that the report was low, and hurriedly added a ‘US knife’, which made the Middle Eastern tyrants look dumbfounded. Do n’t you use US knives to pay bills for import and export business?

When I was sad, Deadpool turned on the TV and was ready to look for bad luck in the news and use the pain of others to soothe his wounded heart.

"Wade, the account has already been settled. When will we set off for the next world?" Russell saved a bunch of beautiful knives and put it into the space ring. I thought it was useless waste paper. I didn't expect it to be sent. use.

"Anytime ..."

The death guard said that he suddenly stopped because the TV news was urgently inserted. In the picture, Dr. Octopus was fighting Spider-Man. In the end, Dr. Octopus used the hostage to escape.

After reading the news, Deadpool looked serious: "Boss, I have a dream."

Russell: "..."

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