Enforcer's Handbook

After living in the small town for a week, Song Lan finally returned to the city.

Of course, the name given by the Void Investigation Bureau was that Comrade Adventurer 13 was seriously injured in the battle with the weird demon and was urgently transferred back to the headquarters for treatment. That afternoon, Big Carrot Head and others bid farewell.

After returning home after a week, the apartment has undergone tremendous changes.

Several life-size "The Sponge and the Starfish" character pillows appeared out of thin air in the living room. There was also a set of "The Sponge and the Starfish" collector's edition DVDs placed on the coffee table in front of the TV. Only then did he remember Lu Xiang After free time, one of the few ways to relax is to watch this cartoon.

In addition, she also bought a set of collector's edition CDs of "Tom and Jerry."

Director Lu's hobbies are always so different from ordinary people.

It is said that these cartoons are classics that are reproduced and reset based on the narratives of pre-war people. However, in today's highly developed entertainment industry, their sales are not ideal, so the producers had an idea and packaged them and produced them. Collector's Edition discs are specially designed to deceive scammers like Lu Xiang who don't usually watch TV with extremely high collection prices.

Song Lan didn't expect that Manager Lu, who was so perceptive, would be deceived one day.

"You're back."

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Lu Xiang, who was busy packing his luggage in the bedroom, poked his head out. Song Lan also saw the new short-sleeved shirt Lu Xiang bought. It was gray in color and the texture looked no different from wholesale goods in the mall. There is a cat walking upright and smiling evilly printed on the front of the short sleeves.

In his impression, Lu Xiang had no interest in cosmetics, jewelry and clothes. For a long time in the past, she wore uniforms when taking breaks and going out on the street. Later, as the head of the psychological counseling department, he made suggestions to his supervisor, saying Taking to the streets like this when you are fine can easily make citizens nervous and cause unnecessary misunderstandings.

Lu Xiang listened and bought three sets of casual clothes for himself on the way home that day.

The total does not exceed 300 watts.

"Did you go to the collection store to buy this?"

"If you buy a CD, you will get a water bottle, a refrigerator magnet and a wall clock."

This is a common routine.

Maybe even the merchants selling collector's editions realize that their direct money-grabbing behavior is a bit inappropriate, so some more conscientious ones will give buyers some small gifts.

Lu Xiang waved to Song Lan excitedly, "Come here and try to see if this dress fits you!"

He was dragged and dragged into the bedroom. The first time he entered the bedroom, he saw the same gray background on the bed, but with a mouse pattern on the short-sleeved shirt. This short-sleeved shirt was a few sizes too big, and the cartoon mouse on it was exposed. A smile full of "wisdom" appeared.

"How about couple costumes?"

Helping Song Lan put on her short sleeves, the corners of Lu Xiang's mouth raised slightly.

Nice, fits well.

"Not bad."

Song Lan praised them repeatedly, although he didn't understand for a while how Tom and Jerry reminded people of lovers. If there were interactions between lovers, it would be mentioned in today's commentary.

"The Seventh District has an urban temperature control system. The temperature in winter is generally 10-20 degrees Celsius. We will wear this when we go shopping."

There have been so many things happening in District 17 recently that she has not studied the contents of "A Love Tip Every Day" for a long time. In fact, she has long wanted to experience going out shopping with her lover in her leisure time like an ordinary couple. , but her popularity in District 17 is so high that even an ordinary shopping trip will eventually turn into a "Law Enforcement Department Citizen Forum."

Citizens always have endless questions to ask.

The crime rate, the unemployment rate, the street gangsters who maliciously collect protection money, and now there is a void.

Even Uncle Li downstairs would help his friends from all over the world get some inside information when he saw her every day, causing Lu Xiang to consider whether to park the hover car on the roof of the building.

Although Lu Xiang tried his best to keep a calm tone, Song Lan could hear her expectations.

Thinking about it carefully, he had never interacted with a couple going shopping together in the past. Thinking back to when they organized a class reunion after graduation, he would always only have male friends around him, and the topic of conversation would never be separated from games.

This made Song Lan a little nervous.

Because to a certain extent, this trip to District 7 was a class reunion for Lu Xiang, and he was really not very good at participating in such activities.

"Is there no problem if I go to District 7 with you?"

"What could be the problem?"

"Didn't they say they would invite outstanding graduates to return to school? I didn't study in your school."

"Don't worry about that. I asked the school and they said that family members can be brought to this event."

After all, the theme of this return to school is different from past military drills. It is based on the theme of harmonious and friendly classmates, which is unique in the school. Lu Xiang also finds it a bit novel, "and the school also said that family members can participate on their behalf." "

"Will family members attend on their behalf?"

This is definitely the strangest way of participating that Song Lan has ever heard of, "Aren't they afraid of embarrassment?"

"The situation of our school is a bit special. As you know, we are a military school. Many graduates were sent to work in the executive department in the first year. It has been more than a year since graduation. I don't know. How many people can survive?”

The promised harmonious and friendly class reunion!

Lu Xiang didn't seem to be aware of the sudden sad atmosphere, and said to himself, "Their family members may also want to take this opportunity to see the place where they once lived and studied, in order to commemorate them. "

To be honest, Song Lan didn't want to attend this class reunion anymore.

This person has already set the tone for this class reunion before even getting on the plane.

He insisted that remembering the dead should not be part of a reunion just a year away from graduation.

Seemingly noticing Song Lan's hesitation, Lu Xiang smiled slightly, put his hands on his shoulders and said, "This is normal. Don't be mentally burdened."

In this way, with a bit of anxiety, Song Lan and Lu Xiang boarded the plane to District 7 early the next morning.

In fact, deep down in his heart, he was also curious about Lu Xiang's past school. It was a completely different learning environment from the school he knew. The students who could successfully graduate from this school were all ruthless characters. .

Lu Xiang did not reject the instructions that might come from the Council. Ever since Song Lan arrived home yesterday, she seemed to have been in a state of excitement. However, her expression of excitement had always been very concealed. Only those who were very familiar with her Only those who are mature can hear some clues from her tone and conversation.

He remembered that Lu Xiang had said before that if there was a chance, she would like to take him to visit her alma mater in person in the future.

This day seemed to come earlier than he imagined.

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Small Theater Fifty-seven:

A certain day, a certain year, a certain month, a Sunday, noon.

This is a flight to District 17 to investigate the source of pollution, and it is filled with relevant investigators from the coalition government.

They discussed the various dangers and difficulties they might face in establishing a stronghold in the contaminated area, but when they talked about Song Lan, everyone felt at ease.

Lu Xiang didn't expect that Song Lan would have such a lofty status in people's minds.

She didn't quite understand how a good old man like Song Lan could become a talisman in people's hearts.

Out of curiosity, she asked the investigator sitting next to her who was talking loudly about Song Lan's glorious deeds.

As the investigators told her, she was surprised to learn about an unknown Song Lan.

What surprised her the most was that they said that although Song Lan was usually kind to others, once she got angry, even the Council could only choose to avoid his sharp edges.

"I can do whatever I want."

These were the harsh words Song Lan said to the chairman of the review board at a certain meeting.

This incident was widely circulated in various departments. According to legend, after saying these cruel words, Song Lan also did something major that even the Council did not dare to make trouble against him.

"Have you ever said such a thing?"

She tapped Song Lan's arm, which was really not Song Lan's style.

"I think I said that."

"What happened after that? What did you do again?"

There are different opinions on Song Lan's subsequent actions to intimidate the Council. There have been hundreds of versions, and there is no conclusion yet.

"Go home and sleep all afternoon."

"……ah?"

"I had a stiff neck the night before and my neck hurts."