Enforcer's Handbook

After many years, Song Lan was asked about this familiar topic again.

The only difference from last time was that he finally had someone he could discuss marriage with, instead of just trying to excuse himself by saying "next time" like before.

The conversations with the dean always made him feel real and familiar. Except for the weapons in the basement, the details in the orphanage were almost consistent with his memory.

He seemed to have really grown up in this compound with the other children.

Song Lan has already had rich experience in dealing with these tricky problems. "My supervisor has been busy recently, so she may have to postpone it a little longer."

"It's understandable that young people still put their career first."

The dean smiled kindly and mysteriously took out an electronic manual, "Actually, I have been paying attention to you."

——"Love Story of the Law Enforcement Department"

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The title on the cover deeply hurt Song Lan's eyes.

The world is declining, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be.

When he woke up, he felt that the world was suddenly full of little black people.

Judging from the picture on the cover, this seems to be a novel with the theme of love. The issue number of "Issue 7" is enthusiastically marked on the upper right corner of the e-book cover.

The subtitle is "The Battle of Love Minds among the Professionals in the Seventeenth District".

Song Lan immediately checked the author's name. He wanted to see who was secretly arranging them.

Then, an author named "Nami Unit 2333" caught his eye.

Okay, not only did these gangsters secretly arrange for him, but they also took the blame for the innocent navigation robot Nami!

Although Nami was smart, he would never compose such an electronic journal without clear instructions. What made him even more unexpected was that without their noticing, this electronic journal would be It has actually reached its seventh issue!

The dean didn't seem to notice that Song Lan's eyes were gradually turning into darkness, and he continued to smile and add, "This is the most popular electronic publication in District 17 recently. Even an old man like me who doesn't go out much has heard about it. Now everyone here has one."

Although "Nami Unit 2333" has "artistically processed" the names of the people in the novel and issued a disclaimer that the story is purely fictional and any similarities are purely coincidental, anyone who knows District 17 knows that The heroine in this book is Lu Xiang. As for the male protagonist who is the double chief of two departments...

His name is Song Lan.

Song Lan felt that this kind of artistic processing that only changed one word and didn't even change the pronunciation was too careless.

"I like this book very much, but there are some things in it that always make me dissatisfied."

The dean's smile faded a bit, and he offered his own opinion as someone who has experienced it, "Why are you always in a passive position? When will I see you take the initiative?"

As an old man over 80 years old, the dean did not expect that he would feel anxious when reading a love novel. At several plot points, he wished he could take a taxi all night to call Song Lan out and have a good relationship with her. He gave some guidance.

Because of this, after this electronic publication became popular, readers who continued to read it named it "I Want to Die Quickly".

In this regard, Song Lan could only smile awkwardly and try to excuse herself, "The stories in it are basically fictional, and there are many discrepancies with reality."

In fact, it is not that Song Lan has never tried to take the initiative.

When he was on a business trip with Lu Xiang for the first time, he tried to apply some of the knowledge he learned while surfing the Internet intensively.

However, the results were not ideal.

The atmosphere was so awkward that even their Death Crab friends fell into silence.

Since then, Song Lan has realized that the talent for love is actually the same as psychic ability. It is an innate talent, and his talent in this area is extremely low. He may not even be a "one-star lover". It is difficult to pass the assessment.

"I don't think so."

The dean has seen through everything, "When I entered the door just now, I saw that she took the initiative to hold your arm."

This is very consistent with the picture described in the electronic publication.

Seeing that Song Lan was hesitating and speechless, the dean took out a book from the drawer and handed it into his hands like a family heirloom.

"A Love Tip Every Day".

The dean doesn't seem to know that the book has already reached its second volume.

"You have been smart since you were a child. I believe that as long as you study a little, you can master the secrets."

For the sake of his own health and not to be so anxious by certain plots in electronic magazines, the dean bought this love textbook, which is said to be the best-selling one on the Internet, overnight, and has been waiting for Song Lan to return to the orphanage to visit him. that day.

He hoped to deliver this book to Song Lan more than the arms in the basement.

During the conversation, Lu Xiang, who had traveled several blocks with the children, returned to the entrance of the orphanage. The hover car parked at the entrance of the yard. The children returned to the yard with cheerful steps, chattering non-stop.

All the scenes in my memory were staged before my eyes, turning the empty perceptions in my heart into reality.

After saying goodbye to the dean, Lu Xiang seemed to be in a particularly good mood when he returned to the car.

"I've heard a lot about you."

Today, she had a new understanding of Song Lan, "The children said that you are the record holder of the hide-and-seek competition, and you still hold the record of never being found."

Many of them had never seen Song Lan when they came to the orphanage, and had only heard of his name from some weird records.

As for those children who have come into contact with Song Lan, they all regard Song Lan as a role model.

Many of them are inspired to become a glorious law enforcer when they grow up. This shows that Song Lan's publicity strategy has been successful, because a few years ago, the answer to this question among children would have been that they wanted to become gangsters. Superstar.

"The reason why the dean is called the 'godfather'..."

Lu Xiang also deduced the origin of those urban legends through the children’s descriptions, “Mainly because many children who grew up in orphanages have joined gangs and achieved a certain status. When they come back to visit, they will bring them with them. Bring some gang 'specialties', and over time, many people will think that this orphanage is closely related to gangs."

In addition, those gang members who came out of the orphanage once helped deal with a few unlearned street gangsters, which caused the rumors to spread more and more fiercely.

Lu Xiang, who experienced the trip to District 7, was deeply touched by this.

"So, your dean should really be a kind old man."

"Compared to this."

Song Lan felt that she needed to let Lu Xiang know that someone was orchestrating them behind the scenes, "There are spies in our department, and they actually secretly published an electronic magazine called "Love Story of the Law Enforcement Department" behind our backs!"

"Is that the novel based on us as the hero and heroine?"

Lu Xiang's calm reaction was beyond Song Lan's expectation. He opened his mouth and asked after a long while, "You know?"

"You're mistaken, they didn't orchestrate us behind our backs."

Lu Xiang smiled slightly, "Before they started doing this, they submitted this plan and I approved it. I think this will help improve citizens' understanding and love for the law enforcement department."

Small Theater Sixty-Eight:

A certain day of a certain year, a certain day, a Monday, in the morning.

After the weekend, members of the intelligence department investigating the "Salted Fish Incident" were surprised to find Lu Xiang appearing in their offices.

He was in high spirits and showed no signs of torture.

This overturned their inference that Comrade Lu Xiang fell into the hands of the dark cooking world.

The council immediately summoned Lu Xiang.

"We saw the clues you left, what new discoveries did you make?"

The Council is ready to respond, "What kind of virus is the salted fish virus?"

“I have investigated the early symptoms of people suffering from salt fish virus. They will spend longer and longer in bed, and their working hours will become shorter and shorter. In severe cases, they may not be able to get out of bed for a whole day. "

Lu Xiang responded fluently. As a close observer of the salted fish virus, you would be hard-pressed to find someone who knows more about salted fish than her.

"Continue to observe."

The council seriously recorded the situation reported by Lu Xiang, "Notify us as soon as possible of any new discoveries. Also, what kind of organization is the dark cooking world?"

"That's a group of evil organizations trying to spread the salted fish virus through delicious food and trying to rule the world."

Lu Xiang said, "I have found some clues about their leader. He had a brief encounter."

The commentator immediately asked, "What was the result?"

"He should be hiding somewhere to recuperate now."