Enforcer's Handbook

That night, Hannah left feeling uneasy.

As a newcomer in the salted fish world, she began to consider whether to put dating on the agenda.

Every time they see Song Lan and Lu Xiang, these two people always come up with some new tricks. After the intrigue between superiors and subordinates, there are now new ways of playing bad women, and they look very happy.

But when she thought about her family's view on marriage, she immediately gave up the idea.

For the children of big families, free marriage is just a luxury in fantasy. If she finds a relationship with an ordinary member of the grassroots department, her parents will have to smash her skull and carefully check whether the brain is damaged.

Hannah has been taught the importance of family unity since she was a child. In fact, her parents have already helped her find a suitable marriage partner.

That's right, in these days, they often skip the love stage directly and enter the stage of getting married and having children.

Because of this, the relationship between Song Lan and Lu Xiang made her even more envious. This was a miracle that she had never seen in her life. Every time she said goodbye to the two of them and went home alone, she would feel an unexplained loneliness. .

She searched for related terms on the way back to the rental house and found that she was not fighting alone. The Internet called this feeling of loss as eating dog food. When you eat it, you are satisfied, but after eating it, your heart becomes empty. Yes, the entry on the website also showed that about 18,231 people in the coalition government had eaten dog food today. This number made Hannah feel a lot better.

As for Lu Xiang, she was in distress again.

After discussion, they decided to use the trick to have further contact with the killer. The huge insurance theory he proposed was a good opportunity. According to the plan they made, Song Lan listened to the killer's idea and rummaged around secretly while she was asleep. A thick stack of insurance documents was found inside the safe.

The content of the insurance is that if Song Lan has an accident, she will receive a huge amount of compensation.

But Song Lan also said that only realistic acting can be convincing.

She had to seriously think about what a bad woman in daily life should be like. She had never been exposed to this field before, and all the books she bought were positive guidance on love relationships.

There are many such works on the Internet, but now that I buy them online, the daylilies are cold when they arrive.

Unable to think alone, Lu Xiang could only ask Song Lan for advice.

After all, he was the one who proposed this term. When he proposed it, he repeatedly emphasized that the concepts of "bad woman" and "bad guy" are different, and the difficulty is much more difficult than being a bad guy.

After bidding farewell to Hannah, Lu Xiang created a new directory in the memo on his mobile phone and marked the name "Guide to Raising a Bad Woman" on it.

"what do you want to say?"

Lu Xiang crossed her legs and sat next to Song Lan. Before deciding to start this conversation, she had already previewed part of the content online.

However, the open discussion environment on the Internet determines that such topics are destined to be difficult to discuss seriously and rationally.

When the first person who threatened to become Miss XXX's dog appeared, the subsequent replies became highly uniform and almost in a copy-paste format.

"In general, the biggest difference between a bad woman and a bad guy is that the former focuses on charm. Most of the time, her charm is so strong that people ignore what she does."

Faced with Lu Xiang's serious questions, Song Lan had to make up a temporary theory.

In fact, in his opinion, this theory can only work across the Internet or dimensions. As the saying goes, distance creates beauty. The prerequisite for liking a bad woman is that she does not cause harm to you.

Song Lan's answer made Lu Xiang thoughtful.

This reminded her of the field she was most familiar with. As early as school, she had learned about a large number of famous criminal incidents of the coalition government, among which many "charming" prisoners had appeared.

For example, names such as Beers, Jolena, Executioner At that time, many people still supported what they did, and even established a website specifically for them after their death to commemorate them.

Of course, these commemorative websites were quickly shut down, and the creators of the websites were quickly discovered by network surveillance and imprisoned for crimes such as "anti-humanity" and "subversion of the country." The Internet tug-of-war has continued. It lasted for nearly a year before the matter finally calmed down.

When these people became famous all over the world, Lu Xiang was still a student who had just entered the school. He could only stay on campus and learn about what was happening outside through the campus network and the school library.

In any of the coalition's official propaganda channels, they are described as some of the most egregious criminals in history.

"I seem to understand a little bit."

After comparing real cases, Lu Xiang suddenly realized, "In other words, the correct way to become a bad woman is to climb to the roof of the company building and plant a tactical nuclear bomb; or to kidnap some politicians and count them in front of the camera. Put them to death for their crimes..."

"No, no, no, you already fall into the category of terrorists."

Song Lan quickly dismissed Lu Xiang's idea.

Although in 2166, the people she mentioned were indeed very charming in the hearts of the people at the bottom, this feat was no longer within the scope of normal life.

Song Lan's denial once again made Lu Xiang confused. It was really difficult for her to understand these weird Internet terms, "But aren't they just real cases where people are still sought after after being defined as bad guys by the coalition government?"

Nowadays, people no longer speak loudly about these people, and they just succumb to the power of network surveillance.

"The example you gave does meet this requirement in theory, but the theory I mentioned is more applicable to daily life, for example..."

After Song Lan thought for a while, she decided to use an example that best suited Lu Xiang's understanding to make it easier for her to understand, "For example, because you couldn't bear to beat me, I stole all your supper every night without giving any. You stay..."

"Did you steal my midnight snack!?"

Lu Xiang's eyes suddenly became sharper. Before Song Lan could finish speaking, she interrupted him, "Did you eat the fried chicken legs I specially saved for midnight?"

Perhaps this example was too close to life, which aroused Lu Xiang's violent reaction.

Except for her eyes, she straightened up and her whole body was tense.

"Calm down, I'm just giving you an example. The so-called bad woman brings an irritating but unstoppable feeling!"

Song Lan certainly understands how much Lu Xiang attaches importance to late-night snacks. She remembers that when the hornworm stole her egg fried rice, she was so angry that she drew her gun.

But at the same time, he became a little curious, "But then again, if this really happened, would you hit me or curse me?"

"Won't."

While answering decisively, Lu Xiang breathed a sigh of relief.

The supper was still there, and her ups and downs calmed down a little. She recalled the knowledge points in "A Love Tip Every Day", which clearly mentioned that hitting and cursing is the lowest killer and destroys the relationship between lovers. It gives A clear way out for those who are sulking.

"But I will bite you."

Lu Xiang put on a fierce expression, "Be careful!"

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