Enforcer's Handbook

"Are you parents?"

Hearing Lu Xiang's answer, the little girl's eyes widened in surprise. She had been at Wisteria Academy for so long and had never seen any parents in the academy.

According to the rules and regulations of the college, parents are not allowed to visit the school throughout the semester. The trains to the college are notified to them privately. After the start of each semester, all trains will stop. The college controls this quite well. Strictly speaking, a student once missed a whole semester of classes because he missed the last train, and was therefore punished by repeating the grade.

She added excitedly, "Your children must be very good, right? Did the college specially invite you to give a lecture?"

This tricky question made Lu Xiang and Song Lan fall into silence at the same time.

In fact, not only did their children not study at Wisteria Academy, but they didn't even have a single horoscope.

"You misunderstood, we just want to understand the situation first."

Facing the excited little girl, Lu Xiang explained apologetically.

"Are you a freshman this year?"

Lu Xiang's explanation did not dampen the little girl's enthusiasm. She seemed to have been opened up to chatterbox, and she kept talking, "It stands to reason that the school will not invite parents. Your children will take the first test." The results are very good, and one of the evaluations may even have reached the level of 'average' or 'high'!"

When she entered school, she heard her seniors mention that some talented students would receive one or even two "high" ratings when they entered school. These freshmen would become the focus of teachers and students. The meat and potatoes between.

Psychic ability is eight points based on talent and two points based on hard work. Even the teachers in school said so.

Although there are remarks every year among students such as "The king has the talent of the king, the chef has the talent of the chef, and there is no strong or weak psychic ability in itself", the reality always gives ruthless blows to those students who believe in this principle. .

Facts have proven time and time again that not only are psychic powers divided into strong and weak ones, but also that they, the "geniuses" in the eyes of outsiders, have been divided into different levels from the first day of school. Most of them are to set off the real talents of some individuals. A stepping stone to genius.

Thinking of this, the little girl quickly introduced herself to the two of them, "My ability is called 'Sprouting', and my classmates and teachers all call me that. When my uncle and aunt's children enter school, I can take him to visit the campus!"

After saying this, the atmosphere in the train dropped to freezing point at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The one who kept exuding chills was the expressionless Lu Xiang.

Song Lan, who was keen, clearly saw Lu Xiang's eyelids visibly twitching a few times after hearing the title "Auntie".

If calculated by age, Lu Xiang is actually a little girl who has just graduated less than a year ago. Being affectionately called aunty by a student who is only a few years younger than her seems to have had a strong impact on her mentality.

However, the title of "uncle" has no impact on Song Lan.

He never clung to titles, or meaningless victory or defeat.

Even if you call him a stupid bird, his mentality will still be peaceful and peaceful, without causing any disturbance.

"As for this matter, we are actually still working on it."

As a person who is afraid of the cold, in order to avoid being affected by the cold air released by Lu Xiang, Song Lan quickly stepped forward to play the role of peacemaker, and what he said was not a lie. They all tried their best before going out this morning. .

An excellent peacemaker must not only ease the atmosphere, but also change the subject quite skillfully.

He saw the students in another carriage exchanging student cards and having a lively conversation. He immediately thought of a new topic. He looked at the little girl who called herself Xinya and asked, "I see they are all talking about students." Regarding the card, you should have also registered the Six Star Chart, right?"

…

Song Lan's skill in changing the topic rarely failed.

The atmosphere in the carriage became even colder. Xinya joined Lu Xiang and together they became a humanoid self-propelled air-conditioning release machine.

However, he keenly felt that there was some slight difference in the cold air released by the two.

Lu Xiang is the cold winter, making people feel like they are in a snowstorm.

The new buds represent the desolation of autumn, which makes people feel as if life has lost hope.

"Ahaha, student card, yes."

Xinya guiltily took out her student card from her schoolbag. The sadness and struggle on her face intensified Song Lan's feelings.

She placed her student card on the table as if rushing to the execution ground. The red button seemed to have become a device capable of destroying the entire world.

Xin Ya forced out a smile, and tears seemed to flash from the corners of his eyes.

Not long after, a six-star diagram corresponding to her ability name appeared in Song Lan and Lu Xiang's sight:

Overview:

Destructive power: very low

Rule efficiency: extremely low

Rule rate: very low

Coverage: Very low

Growth potential: very low

Controllability: low

If it weren't for the six-star chart sticking out a corner at the "controllability" position, Song Lan would have thought that there was a bug in the student card that didn't display the chart.

In Wisteria Academy, there are very few geniuses who can receive "high" evaluations since entering school, but those who can have the six-star chart turn into such a bleak appearance like Xinya's classmates are absolutely rare animals. Usually, no matter how bad the students are, there are still one or two Item assessment can reach an ordinary level within a few semesters.

The ability review section also explains the origin of this title.

Her ability can accelerate the growth rate of plants to a certain extent, but this increase in plant growth rate is not obvious enough that it needs to be measured with professional instruments, and it is completely indiscernible with the naked eye.

In the simpler and easier-to-understand terms of the students, if the sprouts join your team, it is equivalent to bringing an extra kettle with a single function, and this kettle can only have an effect on plants.

From this discovery, the students came up with a surprising formula:

Sprout＜kettle.

After all, carrying a water bottle can also be used to quench your thirst, which is not even possible with Sprouts.

This formula is also affectionately called the "Sprouting Inequality" by students at Wisteria Academy.

The bleak six-star picture brought back Xinya's depressed memories. At the same time, she felt a strong sense of guilt because of her over-enthusiasm just now, because from the beginning, she misunderstood that Lu Xiang and Song Lan were freshmen and sat with them. People around me have impure motives.

Condemned by her conscience, she confessed her inner thoughts to Song Lan and Lu Xiang, "Uncle and aunt, I apologize to you. My motives were not pure. I went to school early this time to trick the new students into forming a team with me. "

She must complete the arduous team task before the freshmen learn about "The Sprout Inequality", otherwise she will face being alone in the next semester, which will directly lead to her being unable to participate in any extracurricular activities at the school.

Xin Ya admitted that she had misconceptions when she guessed that Lu Xiang and Song Lan's children were the top students of this class. Her enthusiasm just now could be described as "the boss wants to take care of her".

"If you want to gain recognition from others, you need to work hard, not with a humble attitude."

Lu Xiang said coldly.

Before Daystar's College Cup comes, many students will be faced with Xin Ya's current situation. She reminded Xin Ya from the perspective of someone who has experienced it.

If even she acquiesces to the opinions of her classmates, then the identity of being ridiculed will accompany her through the rest of her school life.

But none of this matters.

The important thing is that if she heard correctly just now, this little classmate has called her "aunt" twice.

This is really unreasonable!

Lu Xiang felt that he needed to emphasize his age, "Also, I'm not much older than you, so don't call me aunt again."

However, judging from Xinya's expression, her emphasis seemed to have the opposite effect.

The little girl's eyes widened again, and her expression could even be described as frightened.

In an instant, she felt a large amount of information pouring into her brain.

Although Wisteria Academy does not strictly limit the admission time, most of the youngest freshmen each year are over seven years old, and this sister, who is only a few years older than her, actually already has a child who has reached the school age... !

"I-I know, I'm sorry!"

After learning the shocking news, Xinya was speechless and didn't know what to say.

"Why are you apologizing?"

This panicked apology made her eyelids jump again. On this train, she finally met someone more irritating than Song Lan.

"I don't know either……"

Xinya shrank in her seat in frightened by Lu Xiang's eyes, "Anyway, thank you for your hard work!"

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Small Theater Seventy-one:

Wednesday, a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, noon.

"Is this what you mean by feeling uncomfortable all over and having trouble breathing?"

After collecting conclusive evidence, Lu Xiang slowly walked to Song Lan's bedside and patted Song Lan through the quilt, who even hid her head under the quilt.

She did not refuse the two fried chicken legs handed to her before fleeing the scene. In addition to tasting delicious food, they also played an important role - especially for her next actions.

"You didn't look like you were completely weak just now."

"...Lao Lu, what did you say? Why can't I understand? I haven't gotten out of bed all day today."

"Can't understand?"

Lu Xiang lifted the quilt covering Song Lan's head and played the "crime scene" she had photographed in front of him.

When Song Lan was asked to carefully appreciate her "criminal process", she leisurely loosened the hair tie that bound her hair and untied her somewhat tight overalls.

After completing these preparations, she saw Song Lan's livid face.

In the face of iron-clad evidence, any sophistry is useless.

"I asked you why I bought you so many supplements and you still look listless every day."

"Lao Lu, listen to my explanation..."

"Lao Lu, right?"

Before he finished speaking, Song Lan felt something heavy hit him, knocking him down onto the bed as he was about to get up.

Also heard was Lu Xiang's cursing voice, "You feel so weak, right? You've been in bed all day and never got off, right?"

He smelled the scent of Lu Xiang.

"That's just right, don't even think about coming down today!"