Enforcer's Handbook

Song Lan had a lot of thoughts.

The salary has increased 25 times, the working hours are two days a week, and you can even punch in and leave, and attendance will not be included in the performance appraisal!

Although this is no different from his current life, Song Lan knows very well that these are illegal behaviors in the law enforcement department, but Lu Xiang has always turned a blind eye to him and has not been caught in attendance.

But the work of the Department of Homeland Security is different. It is reasonable, compliant, legal, and the content is signed in the labor agreement!

If he put aside his inherent prejudices, wouldn't this be his dream career?

What's more, when he saves enough money, he can resign. After achieving economic freedom, his life will no longer belong to work.

"Lao Lu, do you know how the Brotherhood's fraud gangs usually trick people from other countries into coming to them?"

After washing the dishes, Song Lan sat down on the sofa solemnly, supporting his thighs with his elbows, and supporting his chin with his hands folded. He had to admit that the conditions offered by the council this time were the most attractive. As for him, he had to resort to self-hypnosis to cope with it.

"How did you lie?"

"First of all, take our 17th district as an example. Before you came here, the 17th district was one of the cities with the highest unemployment rate in the federal government. Students from professional colleges and universities are very likely to face unemployment after graduation. Risk, which is why 'prestigious schools' like Newest are so popular."

"I know that one of Newster's propaganda is that as long as you can graduate successfully, you will definitely be hired by the company."

Lu Xiang nodded.

Before sending Anfiya and Elmon to Newster to go to school, she also investigated Newster's background in detail.

The school was jointly funded by more than 35 companies with the purpose of recruiting all kinds of talents for the company. However, more than 90% of those who can enter Newster are children of company families. Only a very small number of children from ordinary families can do so because of the certain talents they have shown. Xiang Tiantian was recruited.

For this small group of children, this iron rice bowl-like guarantee has become a shackles for them.

"Aristocratic colleges" such as Newster are currently one of the colleges with the most severe bullying by the coalition government. Those who are bullied are usually children from ordinary families who have been admitted by exception.

He has no background, but works harder than anyone else. This trait is nicknamed "nerdy" by many company employees. Even if he is bullied, he does not dare to speak out to resist.

For most families in the coalition government, it is their lifelong dream to work in a company, even if it means "selling" themselves to the company when signing an agreement.

Lu Xiang was investigating these backgrounds because he was worried that Anfiya, a transfer student, would be bullied by his peers. As for Elmon's special physique, there was no need to worry because no one else could see him except Anfiya.

Later it turned out that she was overthinking all this.

Not only has Anfiya not been bullied, but she has become a celebrity in the school. Her current ideal is to go to District 1 after graduation, join the political arena and become a politician.

"Haven't we caught members of the fraternity fraud gang before? They came to the 17th District just to conduct 'market research'. They would introduce jobs to those children who failed to be hired or could not find a job. The families in need were For the children they focus on 'taking care of', they will first give those children some small profits, and then trick them into working in the oasis."

By the time the deceived person realizes that they have been deceived, they are often already under the control of the Brotherhood.

Damn it!

The above is what Valian, a member of the publicity department, said about the liar.

Valian, who has a strong sense of justice, secretly punched the leader in the abdomen under the guise of accidentally bumping into the special operations team while they were escorting them downstairs.

This incident was regarded by her as her glorious deeds and she talked about it many times in Corey.

"Valian has always had this kind of personality. Why are you so surprised?"

Seeing Lu Xiang covering his mouth in surprise, Song Lan asked.

"I'm surprised that you actually listened to the fraudster's confession. Can you interview me about what drives you to work so hard?"

Interrogation is not the job of the Publicity Department. It is not easy for Song Lan to take the initiative to pay attention to the work of colleagues in other departments.

She made a fist with her left hand and held it to Song Lan's mouth as a microphone, making the conversation between them look more like a real news interview.

Song Lan's eyes darkened, "Old Lu, you were never like this before."

Recently, he always felt that Lu Xiang was becoming more and more lively.

For those who firmly believe that Lu Xiang is a cold-faced female boss or an iron-fisted supervisor, this scene will definitely shatter all their illusions.

"Didn't you say that you should be positive and cheerful every day?"

The last time Song Lan said this to her, he highly recommended the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" to her.

"Quick, Mr. Song Lan, please tell me what motivates you to work hard? Is it to let your lovely and beautiful wife live a better life?"

The two of them were only separated by a coffee table. When he said this, Lu Xiang stood up and bent down to close the distance between them.

Song Lan could see her curved eyelashes and sparkling eyes.

"Stop talking!"

The keen Song Lan sensed the approaching crisis, "Oxu's Shakira is almost out of control!"

"Nihility", who was sitting next door and pretending to read a book, exuded an ominous black aura, and the strong sense of oppression seemed to make him change back to his past self.

Yes, Song Lan still remembers that when she first met "Nihility", the latter was still a very serious god, and he always spoke with some obscure philosophical atmosphere.

Fortunately, with his help, Lao Xu finally gave up philosophy and the Riddler's style, and returned to the people-friendly line.

"Lao Song, I want to order food tonight."

The dark eyes of "Nothingness" were so deep that they seemed to have no end, "I remember you said before that a good chef can master all the seasonings, so let's eat Shakira fried rice tonight. The important thing is, Shakira and The ratio of rice to rice is 9 to 1.”

"Lao Lu, let's get down to business."

Song Lan coughed lightly and crossed her arms, "Didn't you find that the Council's promises are surprisingly similar to the Fraternity's scams? High wages and a relaxed working environment are all common tactics of the Fraternity!"

This was the real reason why he brought up this topic.

Now he needs to convince himself to refuse the job transfer.

If everything is a scam, then this job that is most in line with his heart can be fundamentally shaken!

There is a propaganda from the Anti-Fraud Bureau that as long as you refuse to believe that pie will fall from the sky, you can avoid 99% of scammers.

"Well, the only difference should be that the positions offered by the Council should be genuine."

Unfortunately, before Song Lan's plan was successfully implemented, Lu Xiang shattered his strategy with one sentence.

"Lao Lu, which side are you on?"

Song Lan raised her voice.

In the current atmosphere, shouldn't he and Lu Xiang work together to find some explanation that these conditions are false, supplemented by Lao Xu's sharp comments from time to time, and use teamwork to completely negate this transfer plan?

"Tell me, what kind of job allows you to work only two days a week, does not take performance and attendance into account, and has a salary that is 25 times higher than that of department-level public employees. Even the fraud gangs of the fraternity You can’t even make up this kind of job!”

"The H1 department of the Department of Homeland Security is a new department. It is currently in the recruitment stage. It is reasonable for the salary to be high."

Lu Xiang reported the newly established department in detail, "H1 was established after the incident in District 1 and was personally presided over by the chairman of the review. Speaking of which, this department is closely related to you. The appearance of CP0 chief Rob Luqi, Make him realize that maybe they don't have to bet everything on a six-star reliever."

The person who rescued the chairman of the jury from the explosion caused by "Domination" and subsequently foiled the Gene Master's conspiracy was the CP0 leader Rob Lucci, who had never been known to anyone before.

Maybe there are still many people like Rob Lucci hidden among the people.

"By the way, in addition to you, H1 has also sent invitations to Hogg Foster, Roger, Diego of Silver Moon Port, as well as the current six-star rescuers Jasmine, Yue Ji, and "Asia Barrier" , if the plan goes well, these people may become the first batch of H1 members."

To explain in simpler terms, the President of the Senate wants to establish a department for those who have made real contributions to the coalition government, thus replacing the former top operational department of MI7, although the latter was nominally established. , but everyone knew that it was just an empty shell. After Rob Lucci left District 1, this department has not conducted any further operations.

"The incident in District 1 made the chairman of the jury realize the shortcomings of the current rescuer department and company system. Under the current system, the six-star rescuers are independent individuals. They are not serving the coalition government, but represent As the struggle between conservatives and reformists intensifies, the Council can no longer mobilize the interests of the company or the family."

This is why during the District 1 incident, the coalition government had many six-star rescuers, but the only ones who had really done practical things were the solitary "Emperor" and the sisters Jasmine and Rose who broke away from the Iris Consortium.

"After the incident, the chairman of the review committee made many attempts. He promoted candidates who had made actual contributions to the first district incident to six-stars. However, the introduction of new blood had little effect and could not change the existing structure. He gradually realized that the current coalition government needed a new agency that was independent of the rescuer department. It did not need to follow the rules of the rescuer and recruited strange people from various cities in the coalition government. This was to prepare for possible disasters in the future. Prepare."

The unrest in District 1 must never happen again.

Even the chairman of the jury himself was lucky enough to save his life.

"If you think about it carefully, you will understand that the Department of Homeland Security is one of the most important departments of the coalition government. How can it be possible for a person who only clocks in two days a week to serve as the director? The transfer order hopes that you will become the leader of the H1 department. Of course, the level and treatment are the same as those of the director."

"Wait a minute, Lao Lu, how do you know so detailedly?"

"Because the chairman of the jury wrote a long letter to me personally, I used the 'Sea of ​​Souls' to retrieve a lot of information. What he said in the letter is basically true."

She continued, "H1 is such a department. As long as there is no crisis, there is no work content. In other words, if the world is peaceful in the future and nothing major happens, you can implement your fishing plan reasonably and compliantly. "

The situation has changed unexpectedly!

Lu Xiang has rebelled.

So, he looked at "nothingness" with helpless eyes. At this critical moment, he needed the big brother in the team to say a few words...

"Shaqira fried rice, have you figured out how to make it?"

This guy can't be counted on at all!

"Actually, I've always been curious, why are you so resistant to professional scheduling?"

Lu Xiang blinked. She had heard that there were many people who opposed for the sake of opposition. They were opposed to any policy implemented by the coalition government. Even if they increased welfare or improved medical care, they would be reprimanded.

But she felt that Song Lan was not such a person.

Opponents often need to be indomitable, even at the risk of being invited to tea by the counterintelligence department. Once they have a dispute with others, they can quarrel online for several days.

There's no way this goofball could be so tenacious and quarrel with other people.

"Do you really want to know the truth?"

"Um."

"Because of the formalities."

"……Eh?"

"Resignation procedures, job transfer certificates, packing of luggage, contacting furniture companies, and more importantly, everything is unfamiliar in a new city. You also need to be familiar with urban transportation, and maintain relationships with colleagues and neighbors!"

Song Lan felt like her head was getting bigger when she thought of these trivial things.

Although there are various problems in the 17th district, objectively it is far inferior to the core city, but this is the innate habit of salted fish - as long as you find the right place and take root, unless there are irresistible factors, , otherwise we will never move.

"I'll handle it. Internal scheduling is not as troublesome as you think."

"Lao Lu, I have another question."

Seeing that things had come to this, Song Lan could only use her trump card, "What on earth drove you to do this?"

"In order to let my lovely and handsome husband live a better life, is this an acceptable reason?"

"16 to 1."

Before Song Lan could speak, "Nothing" spoke first. He unzipped his clothes and a ferocious smile appeared on his face.

On the inside of his clothes hung a row of bottles filled with Shakeela.

The dust-colored powder in the bottle sparkles in the sunlight.

"I'm really looking forward to it, Lao Song, what kind of Shakira cuisine will you serve tonight?"

"Lao Lu, you heard it too, right?"

Song Lan took advantage of the situation and said, "If you continue to be stubborn, we will have to eat Shakeela fried rice tonight!"

And it’s 16:1 ultra-high concentration Shakeela fried rice.

Isn't this enough to make you change your mind?

Song Lan conveyed the message with fiery eyes.

However, facing the "death threat" from "Nihility", Lu Xiang remained calm. She just glanced at the bottle on the inside of "Nihility"'s clothes and asked, "Do you really want to eat Shakira fried rice?"

"Nothing" sneered and nodded.

"Okay, isn't it just Shakeela fried rice? I'll make it for you."

The corners of her mouth raised, "16 to 1, right? No one can leave until they finish eating."

"Look back, Lao Xu."

Hearing this, Song Lan was shocked, "She is going to take action!"

He felt that "Nothingness" didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all. If he really ate the 16-to-1 Shakeela fried rice carefully cooked by Lu Xiang, he might never need to worry about work scheduling in the future.

"What I just said is one of the reasons."

Lu Xiang stood up. She was a little tired from maintaining a bent posture without any support. She raised her arms and stretched.

"Return to humanity, this is what you told me before, but human emotions are more complicated than I imagined."

The afternoon sun shines into the house.

The people who survived the disaster in Root City are still running around and busy.

"After all, I have lived here for so long. I don't want this place to have the same ending as the upper world in the past."

Small theater its two hundred and ninety-five:

On a certain day, a certain year, a certain day, a Friday, in the evening

Little Potato is still observing the world curiously, and recently she discovered a new pattern.

Every time the "well" symbol appears on mom's forehead, dad will most likely be punished, usually at night.

The day after the punishment was over, my father often clutched his waist when he walked out of the bedroom, looking very weak.

In order to satisfy her growing curiosity, Little Yangyao decided to ask her third favorite Sister Yelu for advice.

"Huh? You ask what they do in the bedroom at night?"

Ye Lu understood what she meant by the little potato's babbling gestures.

She has recently become more and more proficient in baby language.

"Easy!"

Little Potato nodded hurriedly.

"You're still too young now, so it's better not to know some things."

Ye Lu took a deep breath, and her tone became a little unnatural, but she tried to hide her embarrassment that she didn't know what happened in the bedroom every time.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"What? You said I don't know either? Of course I know! Well, it should be something like that. Song Lan works in the joint government department, and occasionally needs to maintain city security at night."

"babble?"

"That's right, beating up bad guys. I heard that he once had an evil old enemy. The big bad guy has always been hiding in the dark, trying to destroy the entire world... What? Who is the big bad guy, you ask?"

Ye Lu paused and gently touched Yang Yao's little head, "His name is Chai Ke, and he is the most evil and dangerous villain in the history of the coalition government."