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Chapter 79

If we compare monks with ordinary humans, we can actually see the existence of a genetically optimized version.

The level of physical fitness is far beyond the normal level, and the life expectancy is also worlds apart, but the two are still similar in most physiological structures.

Will get drunk.

It will also be suffocated.

After a few jars of mellow spirit wine, when the strength of the wine gradually surged, Ning Yao also felt as if it was about to explode.

She staggered out of the box and followed the sign at the top of the hallway.

After turning a few corners, I came to the toilet on the floor of the restaurant specially set up for monks.

Left man right woman.

There are two wooden stickers on the door.

On the door on the left is a sword mark.

On the right door is a folding fan.

If Yu Xian is here, he will definitely sigh with a sigh of human wisdom, the design of these two marks is really similar to the modern one, but it also bears the distinctive mark of this era.

But for Ning Yao, who had just arrived and had even begun to have circles in her eyes, she was a little worried.

"Sword?"

"Folding fan?"

"What are these two?"

Ning Yao stood between the two doors, a little hesitant.

For a moment, she didn't know which way she should go.

After thinking seriously for a few seconds, Ning Yao suddenly clapped her hands, and her face was full of proud smiles.

She thought to herself,

"I'm so smart."

"This engraved sword must have been made for a female sword fairy like me, and this fan must be a metaphor for those righteous disciples who are literate, always like to pretend to be gentlemen, and hold a fan in their hands as a gentleman."

Ning Yao felt that her analysis was very reasonable, and was about to step to the left, but out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly caught a glimpse of two tulle women walking out from behind the door with fans printed on it.

“？"

Ning Yao frowned, and then said to herself: "I'll just say, this folding fan is so beautifully carved, it must be for a beauty like me."

It's just that in an instant, Ning Yao has forgotten her confident analysis not long ago.

She didn't say it anyway, and no one else knew.

Shrugging her shoulders, Ning Yao stepped forward.

But before she could get there, she was stopped by the two women.

"Childe, you seem to have gone to the wrong side~

" The tulle woman who spoke chuckled, pointed to the other side, and said, "That's where Childe should go."

"Could it be that Gongzi is here for our sisters?" The other woman also smiled at Ning Yao and teased: "It's a pity that our sisters have an appointment tonight, otherwise we would definitely serve the son to take a good look at the moonlight and drink a little wine."

Such provocative words were not heard by Ning Yao at all.

Ning Yao, whose consciousness had already begun to drift, realized that she was pretending to be her own apprentice at this time.

He is an extremely beautiful man!

If you are a man, how can you enter the women's bathroom?

"I'm Yu Xian now! I need to go to the men's bathroom!

Ning Yao reminded herself in her heart, don't do anything embarrassing.

But then it occurred to her that she really caused some kind of moth.

It was Yu Xian, the owner of this face, who was embarrassed, not her Ning Yao.

But...

really asked her to go to the men's toilet, but she felt diaphragm again.

After a little delay, Ning Yao became more and more dizzy.

The stamina of the thousand-year-old wine was pouring down like a flood at this time, and it began to continuously impact her reason.

And the two women saw that Ning Yao didn't pay attention to them, and they didn't care much, twisted their hips after throwing a few flattering glances, and left one by one.

"Whew~"

Ning Yao shook her head and spit out a few mouthfuls of hot air with a strong smell of alcohol.

The scene in front of her was slowly blurring.

"This wine is really good!" Ning Yao said a word she heard from Yu Xian, and squinted and shook her head.

Ning Yao is already drunk, and it's not light!

"I'm a man, I'm going to the men's bathroom!"

At this moment, there was one last thought left in her mushy head.

Staring at the door engraved with the sword mark, Ning Yao staggered forward, but he didn't realize that the camouflage technique he had released on his body slowly dissipated, gradually revealing his original bumpy figure.

Even a men's gown can't hide the charming charm of Ning Yao's body.

"Hey, where's that handsome boy?"

The two tulle women went and returned, picked up a sachet left on the ground, looked left and right, but didn't see Ning Yao just now.

"Maybe it's relieving the pressure

~" The shorter woman chuckled, "I can't say I'm still thinking about our sisters~"

The two said, and suddenly caught a glimpse of Ning Yao, who was extremely conspicuous in appearance.

What made them strange was that Ning Yao, who was clearly a beautiful woman, was reaching out to open the door of the men's bathroom.

"Guest! Stop it! Both

are women, and the two of them are very aware of the consequences that this behavior may cause, so they hurriedly stepped forward.

"Guest, you're on the wrong track! This is the men's bathroom! "

Yes, why are the women on the right?"

The two of them were on each side and grabbed Ning Yao's arm.

"Huh?"

Ning Yao frowned, looked at the two of them, and felt familiar, "Why are you two again!"

Ning Yao shook the two of them away.

"Do you two look down on me rather someone or what?!"

Ning Yao, who was full of alcohol, was quite annoyed at this time.

Just as they wanted to go to the women's bathroom, the two stopped themselves.

And now that she wants to go to the men's bathroom, it was these two people who stopped her.

What a ghost!

"It's just one time, but it's going to come a second time!"

"Do you think I'm good-looking, jealous of Uncle Ben and me!" Ning Yao drank drunkly.

The two women looked at each other with a sad face.

Why don't you go, how can a girl go to the men's toilet in this world.

The woman who had teased Ning Yao before spoke up, she didn't understand why Ning Yao would say such a thing.

It's all when she's overdrunk.

The tulle woman recognized that the beautiful woman in front of her was not from their restaurant, so she was naturally a guest.

In the face of guests, they have to put on a kind attitude, this is their internal rule.

"Guest, this is the men's bathroom," the gauzy woman said softly, "Isn't it how women go to the women's toilet and men go to the men's bathroom?"

Hearing this, Ning Yao also nodded emphatically, "Yes, women go to the women's toilet, and Uncle Ben will naturally go to the men's toilet." The

two of them had a difficulty, and they couldn't see if Ning Yao was really drunk, and they didn't even know whether they were men or women.

"Guest, are you male or female?"

"This is not nonsense? Uncle Ben, I must be a man! Ning Yao shouted.

The two looked at her plump upper body and shook their heads in unison, "You are a woman."

Ning Yao was stunned, and immediately became angry: "Female fart, Uncle Ben, I'm a man!" The two were

speechless, thinking about how to persuade Ning Yao to recognize their gender.

"You two just don't want me to go to the bathroom, do you? You want to make me pee my pants!

At this point, Ning Yao had lost the last trace of consciousness, and her voice was getting louder and louder.

Fortunately, it hasn't caught anyone's attention yet.

"Guest, you—" The two women stopped talking.

"How?" Ning Yao's face was slightly calm, her cheeks were two clusters of red, and she asked, "You, you, no, believe?!"

These four words slowly popped out of Ning Yao's mouth.

What followed was a surging sword qi, which made it difficult for the two women to breathe.

Even the body trembled slightly.

It didn't kill it, but it was so dignified that they were full of panic.

The two women glanced at each other again, and suddenly began to regret it, if they had known, they would not have interfered.

Letter?

How does this make them believe?

It's clearly a seductive stunner, how can it be a man?

But under this deterrence, they did not dare to rashly say the word "faith".

What if something happened afterwards, and what would the drunken woman do if they blamed them?

The two became more and more distressed, and their originally bright faces dimmed.

What the hell should they be?

Seeing that the two of them had been bowing their heads and not saying a word, Ning Yao suddenly snorted coldly.

"You actually don't believe in Uncle Ben?!"

"Believe it or not, Uncle Ben, I.. Pull out.. Go out. Come on, scare... Scared you to death!

When the two girls heard this, they raised their heads in amazement, and were shocked to find that Ning Yao was starting to move, wanting to untie the robe on her body.

"I can't help it!"

"Guest, I really can't help it!"

The two of them couldn't care about anything else, and they just stepped forward to stop Ning Yao's next move.

"Heh~

" Ning Yao sneered, the movements of her hands stopped, but she still didn't let go:

"Don't you don't believe it?"

"That uncle, I. Only. Pull out.. Go out.. Come, let you see! "

Uncle Ben, how old am I!"

These few words, Ning Yao said with full momentum, and the corners of her mouth were sneering, very domineering with a man's temperament.

The two girls suddenly changed color, and responded again and again: "We believe, we believe!" "

They really don't want to mess with any moths, so it's important to hurry up and coax this powerful big guy.

"Guest, you're a man!"

The two said in unison, and skillfully used their usual smiles to please men.

They thought it would be over by then.

Unexpectedly, Ning Yao raised her eyebrows and suddenly asked:

"That uncle, I.. Big.. No.. Big.? "

What kind of strange turn is this?

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The passer-by girl looked at her companion with a puzzled expression, "?? The

second passer-by also looked confused, "?? The

two of them felt cold for no reason, they didn't know what bad things they had done, why did they suffer such torture in vain!?

"Big, guest. . . You.. Most.. Big.. Finish.

"Yes, yes!"

"Humph!"

Ning Yao crossed her waist, and then she restrained her qi with satisfaction, "If you don't listen to your words, you have to make me angry!" If you don't have a good temper next time, won't you two suffer in vain? The

two of them nodded and did not say anything.

They didn't expect that the two of them would be trained like this if they had been talking well.

Furthermore, there is no next time by all means!

If this happens again, they will definitely turn around and run!

Ning Yao didn't bother to pay attention to the two of them, and pushed the door in, which was empty, and there was a faint fragrance.

The toilet in the cultivation world is not the present world.

Directly all kinds of deodorization and cleaning formations, don't be too advanced, okay?

The picture returns to Ning Yao's side.

Although she was drunk, her vigilance remained, and she casually arranged several prohibitions on the door to prevent anyone from coming in halfway.

She looked around curiously, recalling the scene when she accidentally saw Yu Xian going to the toilet before, and was about to imitate it.

I saw Ning Yao muttering softly in her mouth, trying her best to sort out the steps.

"I'm a man."

"Gotcha. Stand. Make move. Urine. Urine.

"And then you have to. Take off.. Pants. Child.

She muttered to herself as she pressed her hands on the waistband of her trousers.

Then

, in the empty bathroom, Ning Yao suddenly froze.

It was only then that she suddenly realized that something seemed to be wrong.

Something

seems to be missing from me?

It's still a very critical thing.

"What's missing?!" Ning Yao buckled the back of her head, feeling very bad.

Pretty weird!

After thinking about it for a few seconds, Ning Yao still couldn't figure out what she was missing.

Half a minute later.

"Hiss !!"

Ning Yao took a sharp breath of cold air, her expression was flustered and gloomy, and there was a strong murderous intent!

"Who the fuck! Put the uncle's.. Pump.. Pump... Stole! (This meme is not original)

"Hahahaha!" At this moment, a series of laughter suddenly rang out.

"Who!"

Ning Yao drank low, and her fierce murderous intent did not disperse.

Immediately after, she suddenly realized, "Hurry up and put the uncle's. Pump.. Give it back to me! You thief!

As soon as the words fell, Ning Yao raised his sword and stabbed in the direction where the voice came from.

Space is like paper shattered into slag.

Yu Xian's face was full of horror, he appeared from the void, raised his hands high, and shouted: "Master, stop quickly, I'm Yu Xian!"

Ning Yao paused, and the sword qi deviated slightly, cutting off a few pieces of Yu Xian's hair.

"Yu Xian?"

"It's me." Yu Xian breathed a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, Ning Yao drew his sword again and faced him.

"Nonsense! I'm Yu Xian! You thief!

Yu Xian was directly stunned.

He had been watching in secret since Ning Yao was standing in front of the toilet door, and even recorded it from beginning to end with a shadow stone.

When Ning Yao really wanted to learn how to go to the toilet with a man, he finally couldn't help but show his head.

But Yu Xian couldn't have imagined that his master Ning Yao was so drunk that it seemed a little outrageous.

"Look

," Seeing that Yu Xian was "exposed" by her wit, Ning Yao couldn't help but curl the corners of her mouth, and she was very proud, "Just because you're a little thief.ji.thief also wants to pretend to be me?" Who are you my Yu Xian's master?

Yu Xian's face showed a black line, and he replied: "Ning Yao, the invincible sword immortal who has no ancients before and no one after in the cultivation realm. "

Huh!"

Ning Yao was shocked, but her face turned more and more solemn, "You actually know Yu Xian so well, it's really ill-intentioned!" As she

spoke, she directly threw out a few sword qi and firmly restrained Yu Xian.

Yu Xian couldn't move, and he didn't expect things to develop like this.

"Master, I'm really Yu Xian."

"Nonsense! I'm Yu Xian! Ning Yao raised her eyebrows and said angrily:

"I already know!"

"You must be a youkai, or the kind of fox spirit who transforms!"

"So like to steal.ji!"

"Otherwise, it will never be possible to make the old lady look upset. Dried meat. It's like it's going to explode!

Yu Xian blinked, why did this sound wrong?

But then, the scene became more and more embarrassing.