Entertaining Children

"What are you laughing at?" Chen Ziwei calmed down, turned her head and stared at the smiling girls beside her, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!"

"Senior, let me save face," Chen Ziwei turned her head, supported her forehead and lowered her head, "We are in the same group after all, can we not mention this?"

"I mean the food in the cafeteria is good," Xiao Yao said intentionally, "I didn't say that you gained weight because you were lazy in training!"

"Senior, you really know her well!" A girl next to her interrupted with a smile. ． update the fastest

The girl who interrupted was Lin Yunan. She was in the same group as Chen Ziwei in the last performance, and she was also the captain of that temporary group.

"Oh!" Chen Ziwei raised three fingers and said, "I promise! This week's practice, I promise I won't be lazy!"

"Senior, where is your very powerful makeup artist and assistant sister? Didn't she come with you?" Zhao Di asked Xiao Yao.

"You know my makeup artist?" Xiao Yao asked in surprise.

"I watched her live broadcast of her beauty makeup teaching on Youyu, and learned a lot of makeup techniques." Zhaodi said.

"The stage performance is done by the makeup artist of the program group. You guys do the daily makeup yourself, right?" Xiao Yao looked at Zhaodi and said.

"Yes!" Zhaodi nodded.

"It seems that you don't study very well!" Xiao Yao shook his head and smiled.

"Ah?" Zhao Di touched her face and said, "Is my makeup not good?"

"Ha~" Lin Yunan smiled at Wei Yunjing, "diss Wan Ziwei's weight has a diss makeup, suddenly I don't envy your group at all!"

"Huh?" Xiao Yao turned his head and looked over.

"Senior, I was wrong!" Lin Yunan hurriedly lowered his head and covered his face, "Don't look at me! I have a lot of problems, I can't bear you to look carefully!"

"Ha~" Lin Yunan's cowardly expression naturally aroused another burst of laughter.

"She came to Hangzhou with me. It's just a few days of training. I don't need her for the time being, so I didn't come over and was busy with other things." Xiao Yao turned to answer Zhaodi after cleaning up Lin Yunan, "She Now she is a professional stylist, not just a make-up artist and assistant. After the song and dance are confirmed, she will come and help you design the performance with me. The costumes are prepared by her,

She is also responsible for the makeup on the day of your performance, and she will also come on the day of the performance. "

"Wow~" When Xiao Yao said this, the girls next to him were amazed.

"What about now? Are you envious?" Wei Yunjing smiled and asked Lin Yunan next to him.

"It's amazing to use a professional stylist as an assistant!" Lin Yunan gave Xiao Yao a thumbs up.

"It's really overkill for someone as good as Sister Pei to be an assistant." Zhao Di said to Xiao Yao, "If you don't make it to the last eleven to debut in a group this time, shall I be your assistant? I'm very diligent , can do any job!"

"What are you thinking?" Xiao Yao laughed, "Even if you didn't make a group debut in the end, you people are already popular. If you don't want to be a star, go to be my assistant? You were recommended by the company, so you must still have What about the contract? Even if you are willing, your company will not agree!"

"Oh, it seems to be the same!" Zhaodi nodded in a daze.

"I'm done eating, you eat slowly!" Xiao Yao said to the girls in the same group, "I will give you a little lunch break at noon, and we will meet in the practice room at two in the afternoon, so don't be late!" Xiao Yaoduan Standing up with an empty plate. While eating and chatting, Xiao Yao had already wiped out the food on the dinner plate.

"Senior, what are you doing at noon?" Seeing Xiao Yao getting up to leave, Lu Mingshuang asked.

"What? Is there something wrong?" Xiao Yao asked with a smile.

"If you have nothing to do, you might as well sit in our dormitory." Lu Mingshuang suggested.

"Oh~" a group of girls next to him booed.

"Oh, each of our dormitories has a camera that takes pictures 24 hours a day, what are you making fun of?" Lu Mingshuang said, "I just invite the seniors to play and chat for a while."

"Thank you for the invitation, but forget it." Xiao Yao shook his head with a smile and said, "The songs and dances for you have not been decided yet, I have to think about writing songs and choreographing at noon."

"Okay then, see you senior!" Lu Mingshuang stood up and said goodbye to Xiao Yao.

"Goodbye, senior!" The others also stood up and said.

"Goodbye, sit down and continue eating!" Xiao Yao waved his hand, put the empty dinner plate in the tableware recycling place, and left the cafeteria.

Before two o'clock in the afternoon, Wei Yunjing and other six people met in the practice room. They originally wanted to come over early and wait for Xiao Yao, but they didn't expect to push open the door of the practice room and found a person lying on the floor of the practice room. There was a pillow in the practice room under that person's head, most of his face was sunken in the pillow, and his face could not be seen clearly, but there was a filming crew in the practice room, and the clothes and figure of the person lying on his stomach also looked like a portrait Yao, it seems that it is undoubtedly Xiao Yao.

"Senior?" Several people looked at each other, walked over lightly, bent down and asked softly.

"Huh? Are you here?" The person lying on his stomach raised his head and greeted.

Looking up, everyone found that the person lying on the stomach was indeed Xiao Yao.

"Senior, why are you lying on the ground?" Chen Ziwei asked with a smile.

"Are you taking a nap?" Zhaodi asked, "Even if you don't want to go to our dormitory, you can tell us, I'll bring you a blanket, it's so uncomfortable to sleep on your stomach here!"

"Who said I was sleeping?" Xiao Yao said, "I'm thinking! Thinking about something!"

"Thinking about something?" The six people looked at each other, Wei Yunjing asked with a smile, "Are you lying on the ground thinking? What are you thinking about?"

"Of course I think about the song you performed," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "It's more down-to-earth to think like this! It's easier to be inspired by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth!"

"Groundness? Still absorbing the essence of heaven and earth?!" The six people were speechless.

Also speechless were the filming crew members in the practice room. Xiao Yao went back to the practice room after lunch, saying that he wanted to compose a performance song for the trainees, and the film crew thought they could capture Xiao Yao's creative process, but they didn't expect Xiao Yao to come in just on the piano bench. I sat up for a while, didn't play a single note, and then took a pillow and lay down on the ground.

For more than an hour, Xiao Yao did not move except from lying down to lying down. It made people in the filming crew doze off boredly. If Wei Yunjing and others hadn't come in, the cameraman would probably start to close his eyes and doze off after a while.

"Then do you have any inspiration?" Wei Yunjing asked.

"Not yet." Xiao Yao smiled and shook his head, but he was indeed asleep.

"Ha~" The six of them smiled, and Wei Yunjing said to Xiao Yao, "Senior, get up! Let's discuss it together, maybe we can give you some inspiration. At noon, I heard from Yu Nan that their group had already prepared their own Changing the dance moves of their performance songs, those of us are not completely useless."

"Okay! Ah~" Xiao Yao nodded, and couldn't help but let out a big yawn.

"That's a big yawn~" Chen Ziwei laughed, "He said he didn't take a nap!"

Xiao Yao didn't feel annoyed after being exposed, he simply flattened his limbs, and then retracted his limbs together. At the same time, his entire upper body arched, and he moved his whole body by standing up.

"This posture is like my cat's movements when it wakes up from sleep!" A girl named Wu Huiyi in the group covered her mouth and said.

"When I took the art test back then, the examiner asked me to imitate animals to learn cats. Shall I learn one for you?" Xiao Yao heard Wu Huiyi's evaluation, so he couldn't stand up at all. He crawled a few steps on the ground with both hands and feet, learning Looking at the light and graceful gait of a cat, her eyes are full of lazy and arrogant cats.

"Wow~ It seems!" The six girls all exclaimed and clapped their hands in praise.

"The first step in learning acting is to liberate your nature. One of the most important exercises in nature is animal simulation. All students in the acting department must learn it." Xiao Yao stood up and smiled, "Do you plan to become an actor in the future? If you are developing, I can give you a free lesson and teach you how to liberate your nature."

"Don't!" The six girls were startled, and all waved their hands back again and again.

"Senior, we are here to learn singing and dancing from you," Chen Ziwei reminded with a vigilant expression, "We didn't come to learn to meow from you on the ground!"

"Senior just learned how to walk like a cat, but didn't learn how to meow!" Zhao Di reminded Chen Ziwei.

"That's what I said~" Chen Ziwei glared at Zhao Di and said.

Xiao Yao's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Okay, stop making trouble, let's get down to business!"

"I have an idea, wait for me a moment!" Xiao Yao went to the wooden cabinet beside him to get the pen and paper prepared for him by the program group, sat on the bench of the upright piano, and covered the keys of the upright piano As a desktop, spread out a pen and paper to write and scratch.

"This is the inspiration to write a song. Do you want to write a song?" The six girls looked at each other, and they were about to walk over to watch.

"Wait!" Hearing footsteps, Xiao Yao raised his head to stop the six girls and said, "Don't come here and interrupt my train of thought, I'll show you guys after I finish writing."

"Oh~" The six girls stopped obediently.

It seemed a bit silly to just stand like this, and their position happened to be able to see Xiao Yao who was writing and scribbling from the side, so the six simply sat down on the floor where they were.

After watching for a while, Chen Ziwei couldn't help covering her mouth and asked Wei Yunjing in a low voice, "Brother, Xiao Yao hasn't even played a single note, nor hummed the melody. Have you ever seen someone who writes songs like this?"

"No!" Wei Yunjing shook his head and said, "Although I haven't seen the creative process of any teacher writing songs with my own eyes, I have never heard of any teacher in the company writing songs like this, whether in Korea or China. .”

"It's not like writing," Yang Shiyun, who can play musical instruments and has some creative ability, said, "It's like writing silently!"

"Write silently?" Chen Ziwei turned Wei Yunjing lightly and said, "Do you think he wrote the song long ago, and he just deliberately teased us?"

"How would I know?" Wei Yunjing smiled wryly, "Like you, I only saw this legendary monstrous senior today for the first time. Just wait and see!"

After Wei Yunjing said this, everyone stopped discussing and waited intently for Xiao Yao.

"Okay!" Within ten minutes, Xiao Yao put away his pen and waved to the six girls sitting on the ground, "Come and see!"

The six girls hurriedly stood up and ran over, Xiao Yao smiled and handed over the two written papers: "Here, the lyrics and music score, please take a look first!"

Wei Yunjing reached out to take the music score, and the other five formed a semicircle, all stretching their heads to look at it together.

"This~" The six of them just looked at the title of the song at the top, and all of them raised their eyes to Xiao Yao with their eyes wide open.

"Senior, you..." Chen Ziwei pointed to the score in Wei Yunjing's hand and said to Xiao Yao, "I said just now that I didn't want to lie on the ground and learn to meow from you, so you wrote such a song? I am very impressed with your creative ability. I really admire it!"

"I now believe that the seniors definitely created it on the spot!" Chen Ziwei whispered to the people next to her.

The five people next to him listened and nodded in disbelief.

It turned out that the music score in Wei Yunjing's hands, the name of the song in the middle of the top is exactly the three words "Learn to Meow".

This group of six people is currently ranked relatively high in the show, three in the top ten, two in the top fifteen, and the worst is also in the top twenty. Just looking at the rankings, Xiao Yao should have the highest average ranking among the six groups, but this does not mean that this group has the strongest overall strength. In fact, there are still many problems.

First of all, there is no rapper. Although it's not impossible for other people to make guest appearances, but in terms of strength, there is no one who can be a rap performer.

Wei Yunjing, who made his debut, is currently ranked first in the show, and his overall strength can be said to be one of the strongest. He has good looks, good dancing, great stage experience and expressiveness. He is serious and hardworking in private, and has great leadership. She is in charge of dancing and appearance, and she is also good at singing and rapping, but these two are only good.

Yang Shiyun and Wu Huiyi are in charge of voal. Wu Huiyi is only not outstanding in appearance and dance, and there are no obvious shortcomings, but Yang Shiyun's dance foundation is relatively poor. She has only been in contact with dance for two months before participating in the show, and she can't dance in the morning She is one of the three people in "seve".

Lu Mingshuang's appearance and personality are very cute, and her singing and dancing skills are quite good, but unfortunately her height is flawed. She is nicknamed Xiaoliu and her height is not even 1.6 meters. After a model trainee with a height of 1.8 meters was eliminated, Yang Shiyun was the tallest among the remaining trainees, and Lu Mingshuang happened to be the shortest among all the trainees. The two people with the biggest height gap happened to be the same. In Xiao Yao's group. Although the cutest height difference is fun to say, it is also an unavoidable problem in choreography.

The most serious thing is Zhaodi. She looks very pretty, and it is close to the kind of appearance that Xiao Yao said is popular with the audience, but other than that, she is not very good at singing and dancing, and she has come to the present almost by virtue of her appearance and cute personality. Although there are many viewers and fans who like her, she is also the most dissed by the viewers and netizens, and she is even targeted by some other trainees.

This is not a mature team or combination. Xiao Yao feels that there are individuals who can reach the level of solo debut by single-handedly, but there is still a considerable distance to debut in a group.

In Xiao Yao’s mind, there are still some popular songs of Korean girl groups in his previous life. It is not a big problem for Xiao Yao to change the Korean lyrics to Chinese, but the problem is that Xiao Yao feels that even if he changes the lyrics to Chinese, he has no confidence. Within a week, let these six people win the singing and dancing of a certain song, reaching the level where they can perform on stage.

At noon, Xiao Yao kept worrying about the songs and dances for them. It was because I couldn't think of finding the right one all the time, and I got tired of thinking about it, and then I fell asleep on the ground in a depressed mood. Finally, under Chen Ziwei's reminder, Xiao Yao's mind flashed, and he decided to use the Internet Divine Comedy from his previous life to solve it.

"Thank you for giving me inspiration!" Xiao Yao smiled, "But it seems that you haven't finished watching it yet, so it's too early to admire it now."

"I believe that the songs you wrote, senior, must be excellent." Chen Ziwei waved his hands and said, "You have written so many songs, and none of them are bad or not popular!"

"Really?" Xiao Yao smiled, "But I have written nursery rhymes. I want to write a song like "Song of Pigs". Are you willing to sing?"

"Ah?" Chen Ziwei was stunned for a moment, then quickly looked down like everyone else.

"Senior, this song~" Yang Shiyun is the most musically literate among the six, humming all the way to the end, and then looked at Xiao Yao with some hesitation.

"Speak directly!" Xiao Yao laughed.

Yang Shiyun touched Wei Yunjing's arm and glanced at her.

"It seems that you have already selected the captain yourself, and you are not very satisfied with this song," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "Brother Liqing, tell me, if you think there is something wrong."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with it," Wei Yunjing hesitated for a moment, but still said, "That's right, isn't this song a little simpler?"

"Because there is no rap?" Xiao Yao laughed, "There is no rapper among the six of you!"

"No, it's because the melody is simple and the lyrics are straightforward." Wu Huiyi interjected.

"Isn't it better to be simple? Easy to learn!" Xiao Yao said.

"But such an easy song," Wei Yunjing said worriedly, "Is it suitable as a performance on the stage?"

"This is not a program for singing competitions, nor a program for dancing competitions," Xiao Yao said, "I don't intend to make any one of you stand out, but I want our group of seven to present an amazing performance to the audience. Impressive performance."

"You all know the very simple wooden barrel theory?" Xiao Yao continued, "How much water a wooden barrel can hold is determined by the length of the shortest piece of wood. At the very least, for our performance, I don't want any glaring mistakes on stage."

When Xiao Yao said this, the other five people subconsciously looked at Zhaodi.

"Senior, I~" Zhaodi also understood what everyone meant, and when she flattened her mouth, she burst into tears again.

"Don't all look at her, I'm not talking about her alone." Xiao Yao interrupted, "I still have "Alone" and "Expectation" that gave Korean girl groups the first place on song making shows. The song, the five of you singing is not a big problem, but what about the dance? Can Yang Shiyun take that kind of dance in a week? Can Lu Mingshuang's figure dance to the effect? ​​I can also design a dance for you without choreography For stage sitcoms, if you rely solely on singing and acting, the two voals Yang Shiyun and Wu Huiyi can shine, but the rest of you don’t dance, just sing, how much impression can you make on the audience?”

"This~" Several people were speechless.

"I also have a general framework for the choreography of this song," Xiao Yao continued, "The dance movements are not difficult, but they will be very distinctive, mainly imitating the movements of cats."

"Dancing moves are also like cats?" Wei Yunjing asked, "Is it the cute and cute one?"

"Of course!" Xiao Yao nodded and said, "The two of you who are cute and cute may be more adaptable, but even if the style of the past is quite different from the cute style, the strong sense of contrast will give you a deep impression. impression."

"So the relatively difficult part is that there are a few of you who need to overcome the obstacles in your heart, and go to the stage to be cute without any psychological burden and devotion." Xiao Yao continued, "But compared to improving singing and dancing skills in a short time I think it's easier to change things psychologically."

"Such a song, coupled with a cute dance that imitates cat moves," Chen Ziwei said, "I think this song is going to be popular on the Internet, and it has the potential to become a divine song on the Internet."

"Agreed!" Xiao Yao smiled and gave Chen Ziwei a thumbs up, "I originally planned to make it an Internet Divine Comedy! Back then, Zhu Zitong and Ai Yiguli's Ghost Step Dance made "Seve" an Internet Divine Comedy, Ai Yi Gu Li and Lin Qisan's gesture dance made "I Love You" an online divine comedy. This time, in addition to the dance performance during the performance, I also plan to make a gesture dance for this song, and let the six of you come and turn this song into a song. Become a network divine song."

This song "Learning to Meow" by Xiao Panpan and Xiao Fengfeng in the previous life was originally a divine song on the Internet, and it also has a gesture dance that is popular on the Internet. In the previous life, several songs became popular because of the dances of netizens. In this life, Xiao Yao's "seve" and "I Love You" were all performed by the dances of celebrities. At least in China, they are more popular than in the previous life. Nothing less than that. This time, the six trainees in the popular variety show will come to dance for the first time. Xiao Yao believes that the popularity will at least not be worse than in the previous life.

"By the way, I heard that one of the sponsors of this show is a short video app," Xiao Yao thought of another point, and said to the six girls, "Although my "seve" is in the "snap shot" "I Love You" became popular on "Yinchuang", but I have no endorsement relationship with either of these two. When the time comes, you will record a gesture dance video and upload it to this sponsor's short video. On the video app, even advertising tasks can be solved by the way.”

In addition to training, the trainees in this show also have some popular trainees to shoot some advertisements for the sponsors of the show. The number of opportunities to shoot commercials is actually a reflection of the popularity of the trainees. If the songs and dances of a stage performance are uploaded and become popular on the Internet, it will be of great benefit to the program group, sponsors and themselves.

The six girls all understand this truth, and once they realize this, everyone will no longer be so repulsive to Xiao Yao's use of this song with the potential of an Internet Divine Comedy as a performance for the performance.

"Although you are a senior, you are also the teacher in charge of song creation and choreography! We listen to you!" Wei Yunjing touched the eyes of other girls, and took the lead in saying, "Isn't it just meowing? Let's learn!"