Entertaining Children

Xiao Yao ran up to the campsite on the top of the mountain, took out all the ingredients in the bag and put them on the table under the thatched shed.

Yan Junlin also carried a bag of ingredients in his hand, and followed Xiao Yao up to the campsite. After coming up, instead of following Xiao Yao's example and going into the hut to store ingredients, he was first attracted by the earthen stove outside the hut.

"Senior Xiao Yao, is this the stove you built?" Yan Junlin looked around, then turned to ask Xiao Yao who was in the shed.

"Yeah, what do you think?" Xiao Yao turned his head and smiled.

"It looks much better than the stoves we built in the field in the past few periods." Yan Junlin entered the shed with a bag, and smiled while taking the ingredients out of the bag, "When we made stoves in the field before, it was a few A stone is enough to be surrounded, and you are still covered with mud!"

"The main reason is that my stove is a bit high, and it will be more stable if it is pasted with mud. In addition, here is red clay, which is sticky, so you can just mix it with water." Xiao Yao laughed, "If the stove is not so high, there will be no problem. It’s necessary to do this. Also, your environment in the previous episodes was also different from here. For example, in the episode by the sea, there was sand all around, so where can you find soil to make a stove?”

"Oh!" Yan Junlin nodded, "Increased knowledge!"

The two took out all the ingredients and placed them on the table. Yan Junlin looked at the things on the table, and asked Xiao Yao with some embarrassment: "What are we doing now? Help Sister Xing process these ingredients? Do you know how to do it?"

"It's nothing more than washing and cutting." Xiao Yao said, "But the chef, Sister Xing, hasn't come back yet, and I don't know how she's going to make these things, so it's not easy to fool around."

"Then let's wash these things first?" Yan Junlin suggested, "No matter how you do it, you have to wash it first!"

"That's right," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "but it's better to leave it to two girls to do things like washing vegetables. We are boys, so we should do some physical work! This stove is still empty, let's go find firewood !"

"Okay!" Yan Junlin nodded, looked around again and said, "Where can I find it?"

"Follow me!" Xiao Yao walked out of the shed first.

When looking for stones to build a stove just now, Xiao Yao found a place with many thick and thin branches. Those branches are on the ground, you don't even need to cut them down and break them, you just need to pick them up and carry them back. There are some trees growing in that place, but judging from the growth situation, there shouldn't be so many broken and fallen branches, most of which were prepared by the program team in advance for them.

"It's fine to pick up a little bit,

Pick up more thick ones, the thick ones are burn-resistant, take as much as you can! Xiao Yao took Yan Junlin to the edge of a forest, pointed to the branches on the ground and said, "There is a corn field over there, I'll go there!" "

"Corn field? There is still corn?" Yan Junlin was excited at first, and then hesitantly said, "But the corn should be planted by the local villagers, right? The program team didn't tell us to break the corn, so let's just go and get it Is it not very good?"

"Now is not the season for corn to mature!" Xiao Yao said, "There are no corn cobs in the cornfield over there, only some withered leaves and stalks. Dead leaves are the material for starting fire. Corn leaves are bigger than tree leaves, so it is easier to start a fire." Okay. I'll go and tear some withered corn leaves, it won't affect the villagers, so don't tell me!"

"Oh!" Yan Junlin nodded again.

After being busy for a while, Xiao Yao and Yan Junlin returned to the campsite on the top of the mountain with a pile of firewood and dead leaves each. After throwing the fuel by the stove, Xiao Yao ran to look in the direction leading to the tea forest. Seeing that Wang Yuan and the others were already walking back, he turned to Yan Junlin and said, "They are back, let's take the tea forest first." The fire rises."

"Okay!" Yan Junlin nodded.

"You come and I come?" Xiao Yao asked.

"Ah?" Yan Junlin was stunned for a moment, "Why are you here?"

"Light a fire!" Xiao Yao laughed.

"It's up to you!" Yan Junlin hesitated, and said to Xiao Yao, "Lighting a fire is also a technical job, I will learn and learn!"

"Well," Xiao Yao nodded, and said to the filming director next to the filming crew, "Director, do you have gasoline or kerosene?"

Yan Junlin was speechless for a while, and said in his heart: "Use gasoline to make a fire, and what fire-making skills do you use to show? But how do you know that the program group has gasoline?"

Although this is an outdoor reality show, it is a variety show after all, and it does not really test the survival ability of the celebrity guests in the wild, so the program team will also give some help appropriately. To be honest, in the previous episodes, when the guests lit a fire in the wild, they did use gasoline, and they poured the gasoline on the firewood to burn it.

"No!" The director of the production team shook his head firmly and said, "Our program team doesn't have such a thing!"

"PD Zhou, we..." Yan Junlin said.

"Our cars all burn gasoline, and there is gasoline in the car's gas tank!" The follow-up director interrupted Yan Junlin, and continued with a smile, "If you really need gasoline to start the fire, you can let You go to the car below and get some out, but you have to do it yourself, you go and talk to Teacher Wang Yuan, and, at this time..."

"Forget it, it's too troublesome to go up and down, I'll just do it like this!" Xiao Yao waved his hand, sat on the stone by the stove, and put the dry corn leaves into the stove.

"Zhou PD, we obviously have gasoline, what about you?" Yan Junlin leaned over to the filming director and whispered, "Isn't it good for us to embarrass the flying guests like this?"

"Don't worry!" the follow-up director surnamed Zhou laughed, "Xiao Yao is good at lighting fires, and he can definitely start a fire without gasoline. He asked us for gasoline, but he is lazy and wants to save trouble!"

"Ah? How do you know?" Yan Junlin said.

"I've seen it!" the follow-up director laughed, "To be honest, we really didn't bring gasoline this time!"

The producer and chief director of this show is Luo Chongwen, and the filming team is from the production company under Luo Chongwen's name. Although Luo Chongwen, the chief director, did not film this episode with them, this production team is the production team of Luo Chongwen and Ke Jun's other reality show "Longing for Life".

In the episode of "Longing for Life" that Xiao Yao participated in the year before last, he stayed in the yard the previous afternoon after chopping firewood, grinding kitchen knives and axes and repairing the courtyard gate, and then boiled water to make coffee for himself. Boiling water on the stove. Xiao Yao didn't use any gasoline and kerosene to light the fire that time, he lit the fire in one go, and the filming crew saw the whole process.

The current follow-up director was one of the follow-up directors when Xiao Yao went to film the episode of "Longing for Life", and he happened to follow Xiao Yao, so he naturally knew Xiao Yao's skills. In this episode of the program, their program team really did not bring gasoline for the fire to the campsite.

Seeing that Yan Junlin had said this to the filming director, he had nothing to say. He turned to the stove to watch Xiao Yao light the fire, and began to observe and learn seriously.

Xiao Yao piled some dead leaves on the bottom to start the fire, and then put some small branches on top, lit the dead leaves with a lighter, waited for the small branches to burn slowly, and then carefully added some thicker branches, not too long , The fire in the stove lit up.

"It's caught!" Yan Junlin yelled excitedly, looked up at Xiao Yao and said, "You are amazing! Is there anything else you don't know?"

"I can't have children!" Xiao Yao laughed, "Although I read a news a while ago, saying that men can have children now, I definitely won't try!"

"Ha!" Yan Junlin laughed, then shook his head and sighed, "You are really not human!"

"What?" Xiao Yao looked at Yan Junlin strangely.

"No, I mean, you are really not an ordinary person!" Yan Junlin, who realized that his words were likely to cause misunderstanding, quickly explained, "I have never seen a person like you who is so good at everything! It is completely beyond my understanding of human beings. Ability to recognize!"

"Isn't it just to start a fire? Is it so exaggerated?" Xiao Yao laughed.

"Of course it's not just about lighting a fire!" Yan Junlin said, wringing his fingers, "Writing songs, singing, choreographing and dancing, acting, directing, screenwriting, all won the first prize in the college entrance examination art examination, invented musical instruments, and invented lighting suits. Know photography, calligraphy, painting and martial arts, and you are only in your twenties, I really don’t know how you do all of these! Even if you are a genius, I feel a little beyond the limits of human beings.”

"At best, I might be smarter than the average person. How can I be so inhuman?" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "In fact, everything you said is related to my growth experience, and it can all be explained. Yes, you just don't know how I got through the first ten years of my life."

"Really? Then can you tell me how you lived in the past ten years? Explain to me how you learned all these skills?" Yan Junlin squatted beside Xiao Yao and said.

"This~" Xiao Yao was a little embarrassed.

This was recording a program, Xiao Yao just didn't want people to treat Yan Junlin as a monster because of Yan Junlin's words, but he didn't want to tell Yan Junlin about his life in the past ten years in detail, and Yan Junlin didn't know him very well.

Just when Xiao Yao felt a little embarrassed, the rescuer came.

"Hey, the stove is on fire!" A familiar voice came from behind Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao and Yan Junlin turned their heads and found that it was Wang Yuan and others who had returned.

"Get to work, I'll talk about my business later!" Xiao Yao said to Yan Junlin, stood up and turned to face Wang Yuan and the others, "I'm just waiting for you to come back and start working!"

"Looks like I'm hungry!" Wang Yuan smiled and said to everyone, "Then hurry up and do it!"

"Your ingredients are all ready, and my mission is complete." The guide Sha Dao said, "You take your time, I will go back first!"

"Okay, thank you for your hard work today!" Wang Yuan bent slightly and extended his hand to the guide Shache.

The guide is only responsible for helping the guests collect ingredients, not cooking with them. They start cooking and the job of the guide is over.

"You're welcome!" Shache bent down and shook hands with Wang Yuan.

Next, several other guests also came to bid farewell to the guide.

When it was Xiao Yao's turn, Xiao Yao did not rush to say goodbye, but held Shache's hand and said, "Brother Shache, what you have done to collect and organize the traditional music of the Jino nationality is very meaningful. If necessary, I will Willing to help and contribute.”

"Help?" Shache asked in surprise.

"Yes!" Xiao Yao nodded and said, "I won't stay here forever, so I can't help you with the collection, but I have a professional recording studio and distribution channels. If necessary, I can help you for free Recording albums or records can also be released for free, which is a way to help you preserve and record these music.”

"Really?" Shache said happily.

Most of his collection of traditional music of the Jino people is for the cultural inheritance of the nation. This kind of thing has no market prospect, and recording is a very expensive thing. Someone willing to help him record these music for free is naturally a good thing he can't ask for.

"Of course it is true!" Xiao Yao laughed, "Let's leave a contact information, and when the program is finished, we can discuss it in detail in private."

"Okay!" Shache nodded happily, "This is really great! Thank you! Thank you!"

"This knife is given to you as a thank you gift!" Sha Che took off the knife with its sheath hanging on his body, and handed it to Xiao Yao with both hands.

"Okay, then I won't be polite! Thank you!" Xiao Yao took it with both hands.

The knife on the hand of the Shache is also a traditional thing of the Jino people. On the way up the mountain, Xiao Yao saw the sand cart pulled out and used. Although it is not as good as the four famous Chinese knives of the Achang nationality, the Tibetan Tibetan knife, the Baoan waist knife, and the Uighur Yingjisha knife, they are also extremely strong and sharp, and have certain national characteristics. Xiao Yao also I like it very much. Of course, more importantly, Xiao Yao took the knife, and the matter of recording for him for free was settled, which could make Shache feel at ease.

"That's how it is, I won't bother you to cook. Let's talk about it later!" After the knife was sent out, Shache felt relieved and waved goodbye.

"Senior, you are so powerful, you have even deceived the guide's knife! I saw the guide chopping bamboo with this knife just now, and it is very sharp!" After Sha Che left, Lu Mingshuang leaned over and laughed.

"What lie?" Xiao Yao patted Lu Mingshuang on the head, "I really want to help Big Brother Shache record an album!"

"Are you recording for him yourself?" Lu Mingshuang asked.

"That's not necessarily the case, I didn't promise him like that just now!" Xiao Yao thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "Don't talk about my schedule, my recording studio is in Shencheng, should Brother Shache take it with me?" The clansmen ran all the way to Shanghai? I can ask professional musicians to find the nearest professional recording studio to help him record, but it’s just a matter of spending money, and I’m not short of money, your senior!”

"The cost of hiring someone to make a record is much more than the value of a knife." Wang Yuan laughed, "Even if there is no shortage of money, not many people are willing to spend it like this. You have done a good job!"

"I also think Xiao Yao, you did a great job!" Jiang Xin also came over and said, "So I decided to reward you! Tell me, what do you want to eat? My sister will make it for you!"

"Aren't we just these ingredients? How can there be any choice?" Xiao Yao smiled.

"Why is there no choice?" Jiang Ting smiled, "For example, we have spare ribs here, do you want to steam them, braise them in brown sauce, or make soup? I will do as you like. I also bought some flour, which can be mixed with noodles You can make dumplings with stuffing, hand-rolled noodles or noodle soup, which would you like to eat?"

"Mama Xing is amazing!" Xiao Yao gave a thumbs up, "But it depends on what everyone wants to eat, I'm not very picky eaters!"

"A person who can eat everything made by spiders without changing his face, what else can't he eat? He is definitely not picky!" Yan Junlin said with a smile.