Entertaining Children
Chapter 19 The Mud Pond War
At 2:10 in the afternoon, Chen Min, who felt sorry for the father and son and wanted them to sleep longer, finally woke them up under the urging of the chief director Wu Zhankui. Pass a task card.
"Please gather at the mud pond at the entrance of the village at two o'clock in the afternoon for a mud pond football match." Xiao Yao rubbed his eyes just after waking up, and read the information on the task card. Immediately, he muttered, "Pond football? You city people really know how to play!"
"What? You city people really know how to play? Are you a countryman on Bayi?" Liu Shanxing asked Xiao Yao with a funny smile.
Xiao Yao pouted.
Xiao Siqi glanced at his watch and shouted: "Ah, it's past two o'clock. Come on, August 1, we're late." Then he got out of bed and began to put on his shoes.
"Dad, wait a minute," Xiao Yao called out quickly, "You can't wear these shoes, and you have to change your clothes too."
"Why?" Xiao Siqi looked puzzled.
"Sure enough, he is a city dweller who has never played in the mud pond." Xiao Yao muttered, explaining: "You wear such heavy thick-soled hiking boots, you can't pull your legs out when you enter the mud pond. Also, standing in the mud pond from head to toe It’s impossible to put your tail on the tail, at least you have to roll a few times in it, it’s good if you don’t turn into a clay figurine. So we have to wear the lightest running shoes, and we have to wear shorts and short sleeves made of the best washable fabric. Otherwise When I came back, I was covered in mud, and I was exhausted by washing clothes. I was late anyway, and it was not too late."
Xiao Siqi immediately followed suit and opened the suitcase to search for it.
Fortunately, their No. 5 house was originally on the edge of the village, the closest to the mud pond at the entrance of the village. Although it took some time to change clothes, the father and son arrived at the meeting point before 2:30.
"Hurry up, I'll be waiting for you two. Why is it that the one who lives closest is the last to arrive? I've been waiting for you for a long time." Seeing Xiao Siqi and his son finally appear running, Zhou Lixing, who was a little impatient waiting, shouted from a distance stand up.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I overslept." Xiao Siqi also hurriedly apologized.
"The condition of Siqi's house is too poor. The father and son cleaned up the house at noon and didn't rest until about half past one. I thought they were too tired, so I wanted to wake them up later. It's my fault, I should tell everyone I apologize." Chen Min quickly explained to everyone.
I heard that they did it by cleaning up the house, and they called the director of the filming crew too late, so everyone's dissatisfaction quickly dissipated. Especially Sun Zhihao was the first to stand up and say: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal to wait a little longer, let's do the show together, let's be considerate of each other. If you want to say an apology, I should also apologize. I should have lived in that house." Yes." Several other fathers said it was okay. Zhou Lixing, who spoke first, felt a little embarrassed.
"Okay, okay." Chen Lei stood up and presided over it: "Don't worry about this trivial matter. We will start our afternoon activity, the mud pond football match. Let me announce the rules..."
Zhao Tao looked at Xiao Siqi and said, "Why did you change your clothes and shorts and short sleeves? Are you not afraid of the sun?"
"I've changed it twice." Xiao Siqi said with a wry smile, "The first time was to clean up the house and make it dirty, and the second time was when Bayi read the task card and said that after entering the mud pond, it was basically a clay figurine when it came out. Change your shorts. Short sleeves for easy washing."
At this time several fathers have gathered together. When the fathers heard Xiao Siqi's words, their faces changed. Yes, before, everyone considered that the temperature in the mountainous area is lower than that in the city, long-sleeved trousers are not hot, and they can also protect against sun protection, but they did not think about the problem of washing clothes after the mud pond.
Zhou Lixing, the youngest among the four, immediately raised his hand and said, "Village chief! I want to go back and change my clothes!"
Chen Lei looked at Zhou Lixing amusedly, and said with a smile: "No!" Then he said: "Don't interrupt the referee to announce the rules, or you will be served with red and yellow cards!"
Alas, the four fathers sighed depressedly at the same time.
Soon, the appearance of special guests swept away the depression of the fathers.
"Next, please allow me to solemnly invite the referee of this match, the former international footballer and famous football commentator of the national TV station, Xu Dong! Welcome everyone." Chen Lei shouted loudly.
A middle-aged man in his forties came out of the crowd holding the referee whistle in his mouth and waving his hand in the air to greet everyone.
The national football in this world is the same as the previous life, the situation is not good, and the national football players are not less scolded by the fans. However, Xu Dong was the main striker of the national team during the most glorious period of the national football team ten or twenty years ago. He retired ten years ago, which has nothing to do with the current disappointing performance of the national football team. For this kind of old man, not only no one scolds and criticizes him, but he is very popular.
The youngest of these fathers was 30 years old, and most of them were people who had watched Xu Dong play football. At that time, Xu Dong was the idol in the hearts of countless fans, and the fathers were very excited to be able to face-to-face with the former idol and do shows together, and even had the urge to rush to sign autographs and take photos.
Xu Dong, who used to dominate the green field, is now dressed in cloth clothes and trousers, with trousers rolled up, a pair of rubber shoes on his feet, and a standard old farmer's attire. However, this attire is very suitable for the current scene. I saw Xu Dong walking along the dirt road on the field ridge all the way to the referee stand prepared for him by the mud pond. The so-called referee table is nothing more than an Eight Immortals table placed on a large wooden board in the field, and a chair with a backrest placed on the Eight Immortals table.
"Hello everyone, I am the referee of this competition. Now I announce: the competition begins and the athletes enter the field." Xu Dong said with great momentum, obviously wearing a loudspeaker microphone on his body.
"Referee, wait a minute, we haven't divided into teams yet." Chen Lei shouted. Everyone around immediately burst into laughter.
"We need to divide this into teams. But there is a situation like this, because we have a total of ten people, and there are exactly five people in a team. In principle, fathers and their children are together, but because there are five people on each side, there must be A family whose father and child are separated, which team voluntarily separates into two teams?" Chen Lei asked with a smile.
Swish, the four eyes looked at Xiao Siqi together.
"Why are you looking at me?" Xiao Siqi knew clearly in his heart, but pretended to be unhappy on the surface.
"Well, I actually agree with everyone's opinion." Chen Lei said with a smile.
"Can't you do that?" Xiao Siqi continued to pretend to be wronged.
"Forget it, who made us come the latest." Xiao Yao sighed.
"Did you hear that? Xiao Siqi, look at your son, he is more arrogant than you." Zhao Tao provoked deliberately.
Chen Lei said: "That's it. I'll divide the team. Considering the balance of the team's strength. Zhou Lixing, you are in sports, and you only have two adults here. Considering the relationship between Teacher Sun and Brother Zhao He is relatively older, and Xiao Siqi cannot be on the same team as his son. So Lin Shaohua and his son plus Bayi and your father and son are on the same team, and the rest of Mr. Sun's father and daughter, brother Zhao and his son, and Xiao Siqi are on the same team. The following team uniforms .”
Zhou Lixing said indifferently: "Look at this mud pond, my sports business has half a penny to do with this mud pond? Besides, brother Zhao's tough physique, I think he is better than Shaohua, a literary and artistic young man, I ask Substitution!"
Zhao Tao retorted: "Don't be dissatisfied, I still want to change people."
Zhou Lixing was puzzled and said, "How do you want to change?"
Zhao Tao said surprisingly: "I asked Xiao Siqi and Xiao Bayi to switch. Xiao Siqi is a sports idiot, don't you want three adults? Give you three adults, and we have three children here."
Xiao Siqi had a bitter face: "Brother Zhao, you're so familiar, can you save some face?"
"Dudu~" Before they could continue to make trouble, Xu Dong on the other side of the field became impatient, and urged him with a smile and whistle: "Are you ready? Athletes enter the field. I have been sitting trembling for a long time, you want to wait What happened to me falling?"
Chen Lei simply waved his hand, "That's it, everyone enters the field in team uniforms." He said and handed out some red and blue training vests to everyone.
After putting on their training vests, everyone began to descend into the mud pond one after another. Zhou Lixing, who was the most active, jumped into the muddy pond, but it was a tragedy after he got in. A pair of legs were stuck in the mud, and they couldn't be pulled out no matter what. "Shaohua, hurry up, help me, I can't get out." With the help of Lin Shaohua, Zhou Lixing pulled out his leg, but his shoes were left in the mud, so he had to reach in and dig again.
With Zhou Lixing showing off, the rest of the slow-moving ones gently descended into the pond, but the suction of the mud pond was so strong that they could hardly walk a few steps, and the shoes on their feet were gone.
It seems that running shoes are useless, so I don't wear shoes at all. According to the consistent ethics of the program group, the mud pond should be cleaned up, and there should be no sharp things like stones that can hurt feet. Xiao Yao was not in a hurry to go down, and simply sat by the pond and began to take off his shoes. Xiao Yao's running shoes were tied very tightly for fear that his shoes would get stuck in the mud, and he had to untie the laces before taking them off.
Now there were only three people left who did not go down to the pond, except for Xiao Yao who was untying his shoelaces, Lin Qisan and Sun Tingting were left. And these two children made the same decision: "I won't go down!"
The few people who looked down became dirty within a few steps. As a little girl who loves beauty and beauty, Sun Tingting's dislike of this dirty mud pond is understandable. As soon as she called out, Sun Zhihao immediately came over to persuade her.
Among the four boys, Lin Qisan, a Chinese-French mixed-race boy, is the most beautiful and also the most clean and hygienic. Unlike Zhao Rui and Zhou Zhihao who prefer sports, probably influenced by his father, Lin Shaohua, a young man of literature and art, Lin Qisan is also a freshman of literature and art, and has no interest in this dirty mud pond at all. But boys are not treated as well as girls, and Lin Shaohua is not a person who is particularly patient with children. Lin Shaohua, who had already reached the middle of the mud pond, did not intend to go to the sidelines, and directly shouted to his son in the middle of the mud pond: "Qi San, come down, it's fun."
"I don't! It's too dirty." Lin Qisan objected stubbornly.
"It's okay, go back and wash it when it's dirty, everyone has to go back and wash it." Lin Shaohua continued to shout.
"I don't, it's too disgusting!" Lin Qisan continued shaking his head.
"I'll go!" Lin Shaohua uttered an Internet slang word, and was about to come over and use force. He happened to see Xiao Yao who was next to Lin Qisan take off his shoes and stood up, so he shouted to Xiao Yao: "Ba Yi, help me get him down!" !"
Xiao Yao smiled and shouted, "Using coercion?"
"Yes! Boys are so hypocritical!" Lin Shaohua shouted.
"Is it okay to be rude?" Xiao Yao continued to shout.
"It's okay!" Lin Shaohua shouted.
"Hey," Xiao Yao turned to face Lin Qisan, smiling evilly.
"What are you doing?" Lin Qisan realized that something was wrong, and started to run away.
Although Xiao Yao and Lin Qisan are both five years old, and even Lin Qisan is a few months older than Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao's height is nearly 10 cm taller than Lin Qisan's. The body that has been practicing boxing for a long time is not as good as Lin Qisan in terms of speed, strength and reaction. Than. Xiao Yao grabbed Lin Qisan's arm, grabbed Lin Qisan back with his hands, and wrapped his arms around Lin Qisan in his arms. Lin Qisan struggled desperately, but he couldn't break free from Xiao Yao's arms.
Everyone else was curious to see how Xiao Yao was going to rudely get Lin Qisan into the mud pond. Lin Shaohua thought it would be a push or at most a kick on the buttocks. What is the purpose of hugging together?
"Let's have a wonderful performance!" Xiao Yao said to Lin Qisan with his lips curled up. Then they stared hard at their feet, and the two of them rose into the air and fell straight into the mud.
"Crack!" The bodies of the two slapped sideways in the mud pond, smashing the mud pond into a big hole, and the splashed mud splashed Zhou Lixing and Zhou Zhihao who were standing not far away, all over their heads and faces.
"Wow!" The people around were amazed that there is still such a game.
Chen Min muttered softly by the pond, but returned Xiao Yao's original words: "The people in the city really know how to play."
Knowing his son's temperament, Lin Shaohua immediately took the lead in applauding and cheering: "Wonderful!" With his mobilization, many people on and off the field also applauded and cheered. "Beautiful!" "Cow!"
Xiao Yao, who was lying in the muddy pond, let go of Lin Qisan, and said with a smile, "Are you happy?"
Lin Qisan came back to his senses just now, thinking of the moment when he soared into the air just now, it seemed that it was indeed quite exciting. Now the mud all over my body is not as uncomfortable as I thought, and it seems to be nothing. Coupled with the applause and applause from my father and the people around me, the aversion to mud and dirt has long since disappeared, replaced by a kind of excitement. Hearing Xiao Yao's question, Lin Qisan nodded immediately and said, "Excellent! Let's dance again."
"Pull it down!" Xiao Yao rolled his eyes and struggled to stand up. "We are a football game, not a mud-jumping game. If you want to jump, you can jump alone."
"I dare not alone." Lin Qisan said pitifully. The main thing is to jump into the air and shoot it sideways, which requires not only technique, but also courage.
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