Entertaining Children
Chapter 140 The Pig Song
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"Climbing trees to pick fruit?" Sun Tingting looked at Xiao Yao and covered her mouth with a smile, "You are so old, are you still the king of children here?"
"How is it possible? One time when I came to grandpa's house, grandpa went out, and I didn't want to wait outside, so I climbed over the wall from a tree at the gate of the yard and entered the yard. This kid saw me. In order not to alarm the neighbors and be seen and lose face, I picked a few dates from the tree and threw them to him. As a result, every time he saw me, he pestered me to ask me to climb the tree to pick dates for him. By the way, this is My grandpa's neighbor's grandson's nickname is Dunzi." Xiao Yao said to Sun Tingting, holding the child's hand.
"Then uncle? Which uncle?" Sun Tingting turned her head and looked around strangely.
"The uncle's surname is that." Xiao Yao laughed.
"There's such a strange surname." Sun Tingting blinked and said.
"The uncle is a Manchu. His surname comes from the Manchu Nala family, and his ancestors belong to Zhenghuangqi." Xiao Yao explained with a smile. There are no celebrities with the surname Na in this world. If there was no tutor of the second class in the previous life, I am afraid that not many people know the surname "Na". It is not surprising that Sun Tingting has never heard of it.
"Dunzi, why don't you know how to call someone? How did your grandfather teach you?" Xiao Yao looked at the child and said.
"Hello, sister, you are so beautiful!" The little guy immediately said sweetly to Sun Tingting.
"Well, Dunzi is so good. My sister treats you to some candied haws, okay?" Sun Tingting handed over a bunch of candied haws that she hadn't eaten yet.
"Thank you sister, sister is so kind." Glancing at Xiao Yao first, seeing Xiao Yao nodding with a smile, the little guy took it with a smile, bit one off immediately, and said vaguely to Xiao Yao while chewing: "Brother Bayi, is this beautiful sister your daughter-in-law?"
"Ah?" Sun Tingting blushed in embarrassment.
"Why do you ask this?" Xiao Yao smiled and said to the little guy, "Do you know what daughter-in-law means?"
"Of course I know, I know how to sing: Little boy, sitting at the door, crying for a wife. Why do you want a wife? Light up the lamp to talk, blow the lamp as a companion, get up in the morning and do your pigtails." The little guy sang He sang a nursery rhyme, then looked at Xiao Yao and said seriously, "My sister is beautiful and kind. Dunzi wants my beautiful sister to be my wife. But if she is your wife, it's fine. I won't fight with you, I still miss you Climb a tree and pick fruit for me."
"Hahahaha~" Sun Tingting looked at the little guy's serious face and Xiao Yao's expression full of black lines, and couldn't help laughing, "Why do I think this little guy is more evil than you back then?"
"Stinky boy, this is my brother's wife, don't even think about it!" Xiao Yao said while staring at the little guy viciously.
"Oh," the little guy nodded, and said regretfully, "Then I'd better find Xiaojing from our class to be my wife."
Xiao Yao and Sun Tingting once again fell out. Xiao Yao shook his head helplessly and looked at the little guy and said, "You are so awesome, does your family know?"
"I'm a rabbit, not a cow, everyone in my family knows it!" The little guy blinked his eyes and said.
This conversation cannot continue. Xiao Yao looked at Sun Tingting who was laughing badly beside him, shook his head and sighed.
At this time, an old man carrying a birdcage walked out from the courtyard of a nearby house with an open gate.
"Grandpa!" Hearing the movement behind him, the little guy looked back and yelled, and ran over with a rattle in one hand and candied haws in the other.
"Hey, candied haws, where did you get them?" the old man said, looking at the candied haws in the little guy's hand.
"I gave it to you." Xiao Yao pulled Sun Tingting and walked over, and shouted when the old man asked.
"Hello, sir." Seeing the old man looking up, Xiao Yao hurriedly greeted him politely.
"Hey, Bayi is here. Grandpa is here again. At this point, he should still be boxing in the park and hasn't come back yet.
Seeing that it was Xiao Yao, the old man smiled and nodded.
"Liar, it was obviously given to me by this beautiful sister." The little guy interjected.
"Grandpa, hello. My name is Sun Tingting, yes" Sun Tingting also greeted the old man.
"It's Bayi's girlfriend." The old man looked at the two holding hands and said with a smile, "Not bad, this is bringing his girlfriend to see grandpa."
"It's a daughter-in-law, not a girlfriend." The little guy interrupted again.
"Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law!" Even the bird in the bird cage carried by the old man imitated the little guy and jumped out a few words in human language.
"What kind of bird is this? It can also imitate human speech. Why is it black? It doesn't seem like a parrot?" Sun Tingting was a little embarrassed by the words, and she was really curious about the bird in the cage, so she changed the topic Look at the bird in the old man's birdcage.
"This is a starling, and he can learn to speak like a human." Xiao Yao pointed to the black bird in the cage and said, "My uncle walks around the alley with the cage every day, don't mention how face-saving it is. "
"Hehe," the old man smiled triumphantly, and said to Xiao Yao, "Ba Yi, your grandpa won't be back until a while later, do you want to sit in the grandfather's courtyard for a while?"
"I won't delay you going out for a bird walk," Xiao Yao smiled, "We're fine anyway, and we plan to go to the park to see if we can meet Grandpa, even if we can't, after we come back, Grandpa should also Almost back."
"Okay, then you go around, I won't delay you." Then, the old man turned around and closed the courtyard gate, holding the birdcage in one hand and the pier in the other, and walked to the other end of the alley.
"How about we go to the park where grandpa exercises? Maybe we can see grandpa boxing, but it's a bit far away." Xiao Yao said to Sun Tingting.
"It's okay, it's just a walk, it's not like I can't walk anymore." Sun Tingting smiled.
"Okay, then I'll take you there. That's where I first met my master who taught me Bajiquan. Maybe I can meet him as an old man." Xiao Yao took Sun Tingting to the park where Xiao Chengru exercised.
"But if you can't walk when you come back, you have to carry me back." Sun Tingting continued.
"No problem," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "With your weight, I can still carry it."
The two came to the small park where Xiao Chengru usually exercises. The old man and the lady saw a lot, but they didn't see Xiao Chengru, and they didn't know where they missed it. Of course, they didn't see Xiao Yao's Bajiquan master Liu Zhongwen.
However, the two of them were not too disappointed, they thought they had come to visit the park.
"Don't you see the beautiful picture of the old man leading the old lady walking?" Xiao Yao pointed to the backs of a pair of elderly people walking slowly in front of him.
"Both of them are so old, and the grandfather is still walking with the grandmother, so envious of such a relationship, it feels so warm and romantic." Sun Tingting tightly hugged Xiao Yao's arm.
"Yeah, you see they are facing the sun right now, don't they still have a very sacred feeling." Xiao Yao said, "It's a pity that I don't have a camera at hand, otherwise it must be a very good photo. "
"I didn't expect you, a boy, to have such a delicate side," Sun Tingting looked at Xiao Yao and said, "Is it the photographer's instinct?"
"Of course." Xiao Yao looked at Sun Tingting with a smile and said, "A photographer must have eyes that are good at discovering beautiful things, otherwise how do you think I found you?"
"Well~ I like to hear these words, you should tell me often in the future." Regarding Xiao Yao's sudden love words, Sun Tingting leaned her head on Xiao Yao's shoulder shyly, but said sweetly in her mouth.
"You don't have to be envious. When we reach their age, I will lead you along the way." Xiao Yao continued.
"Okay, you don't have to finish the nice words all at once." Sun Tingting said with a sweet smile.
"Okay, that's for next time." Xiao Yao said, "Let's go back, Grandpa should be home too. Are you tired from walking? Do you want to carry you back?"
"No, it's embarrassing to be laughed at by Grandpa Xiao when he sees it." Sun Tingting said a little eagerly, but also a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, just go to the door and let you down." Xiao Yao said.
"Okay, you squat down." Sun Tingting nodded excitedly and directed Xiao Yao.
Xiao Yao squatted down slightly, and Sun Tingting jumped onto Xiao Yao's back, wrapping his hands around Xiao Yao's neck.
"Zhu Bajie is carrying his daughter-in-law!" Xiao Yao screamed strangely, grabbed Sun Tingting's slender and elastic thighs, stood up and walked quickly.
"I hate it!" Sun Tingting blushed and patted Xiao Yao on the back with a hand, "Also, how can anyone say that he is a pig?"
"As long as there is a daughter-in-law, there are many men who are willing to say that they are pigs, and I am definitely not the only one." Xiao Yao said with a smile, "Besides, there is nothing wrong with pigs. They eat and sleep every day, and they don't have to worry about anything. I still have "Song of Pigs", do you want to listen to it?"
"Have you ever written a song for pigs?" Sun Tingting widened her eyes and said, "Sing it to me."
"Okay, listen up. By the way, you have to help me too. Don't fall off me laughing." Xiao Yao ordered, and then began to sing:
"Pig! You have two holes in your nose, and you still have a snot when you have a cold~
pig! You have pitch-black eyes, you can't see the side even if you look around~
pig! Your ears are so big, you can't hear me calling you stupid~
pig! Your tail is curly and curly, so you can’t run without it~”
"How is it? Do you think pigs are cute now?" Xiao Yao sang a few words, then smiled.
"No, I thought you must have raised pigs." Sun Tingting shook her head with a suppressed smile, and continued, "Is this the end of singing?"
"Of course not, keep listening." Xiao Yao turned Sun Tingting upside down, and then sang:
"Pig head, pig brain and pig tail, a good baby who is never picky about food, sleeps until sunbathed every day, never brushes his teeth, never fights."
"Puff~" Sun Tingting finally couldn't help laughing, she thumped Xiao Yao lightly and said, "How can you even write this kind of song?"
"Don't make trouble, it's not over yet." Xiao Yao shook his shoulders and continued singing:
"Pig! Your stomach is so bulging, you can tell at a glance that you can't bear the hardships of life~
pig! Your skin is so white, you must have voted for that rich family in your previous life~
Oh~ It is said that your ancestors had a rake, and the fortune teller said that he was hit by a peach blossom, and he would laugh and laugh when he saw a beautiful girl, and he would not blush or be afraid~"
"You are him," Sun Tingting finally sang quietly, almost making Xiao Yao stagger.
"What are you singing?" Xiao Yao asked Sun Tingting with black lines all over his head. In the previous life's "Song of Pigs", there was originally a line "You look like him" at the end. Xiao Yao didn't intend to sing it out, but Sun Tingting unexpectedly answered the line more directly.
"Didn't you say that you belonged to Zhu Bajie?" Sun Tingting said with a smile.
"I don't laugh when I see a pretty girl." Xiao Yao retorted.
"But I think you will also be hit by a peach blossom." Sun Tingting said quietly, "And you won't blush and be afraid when you see a beautiful girl."
"This..." Xiao Yao was at a loss for words to refute for a while.
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