Entertaining Children

It took a whole afternoon before the two finally brought Nina, a pure rookie who didn't understand anything, into the door.

After having dinner together, Xiao Yao and Lin Qisan took Nina back to the hotel where she lived.

After returning to his hotel, Xiao Yao, who had been tossing all day, just got out of the shower and threw himself on the bed when the doorbell rang.

Xiao Yao got up and opened the door, only to find that standing at the door was Lin Qisan with panda eyes and a big paper bag in his hand.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Yao asked.

"Go in and talk!" Lin Qisan smiled and squeezed into Xiao Yao's room.

Xiao Yao closed the door of the room, and when he turned around, he found that Lin Qisan had already sat down on the sofa, and was taking food boxes out of the paper bag and putting them on the coffee table.

"You are?" Xiao Yao frowned.

"I invite you to eat sushi." Lin Qisan said with a smile, "I bought the top-quality sushi from Ying Yu's family."

"Snack at this time?" Xiao Yao curled his lips, "There is nothing to be courteous, it's either rape or robbery!"

"Today you were driving and fighting again. Let me comfort you." Lin Qisan continued to laugh.

"You shouldn't be the one to comfort me, right?" Xiao Yao said cautiously, still standing by the side.

"Damn, is it so difficult to treat you to a meal?" Lin Qisan became impatient.

"Really just invite me to eat?" Xiao Yao sat down and picked up his chopsticks and said, "Let me tell you first, if I start this, I won't be able to hear anything tonight, so please don't say anything to me .”

"No," Lin Qisan grabbed Xiao Yao's wrist and said, "I really have something to do. You eat first, and I'll talk to you slowly after I finish eating."

"Forget it," Xiao Yao put down his chopsticks, folded his hands on his chest and said, "You can eat people with a soft mouth, you should say something first, and I will see if I can agree before deciding whether to accept your sugar-coated shell."

"I want to learn martial arts from you!" Lin Qisan gritted his teeth and finally said.

"Learning martial arts?" Xiao Yao asked in surprise, "You don't want to be that quiet handsome man of yours anymore? Didn't you say that Zhihao and I are martial artists and think we are rude? You want to be martial arts too?"

"What, I just feel that my body is too bad.

"Lin Qisan rolled his eyes and said, "You also know that there are body classes in the acting department. I don't want to become the laughing stock of my classmates every time I take a body class after entering Shenxi. "

"You want to train your body, learn dancing from Nina, what kind of martial arts will you learn from me?" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "Which is easier and more comfortable, learning to dance with a beautiful woman or learning martial arts with me? You don't even have this bit of judgment. no?"

"I just think I'm too useless. If you weren't here today, even if I caught up with the liar by myself, I probably wouldn't be able to save Nina." Lin Qisan said with his head down.

"It turned out that I was robbed of the limelight today." Xiao Yao smiled, then sat up straight and looked at Lin Qisan suspiciously: "No, according to your personality, it's not that you don't always care about this kind of limelight. You don't know what I said when I exposed the liar today. If you want to show off in front of Nina, you don't have to keep silent, right? You can speak first, and then stand aside and wait for me to do it. Also a lot of publicity. Also, we were able to catch up with Nina today, and it was only because you called that red lady that you found out where they were, and you didn't tell Nina about this in the afternoon..."

"I understand!" Xiao Yao suddenly slapped his hands, and then laughed out loud.

"What do you understand?" Lin Qisan was taken aback by Xiao Yao's sudden slap.

"Both are of mixed race. Although the adults often praised you for being beautiful, when you were young, you were talked about, excluded and isolated by other children because you looked different from others, right?" The old god Xiao Yao was in the presence He said, "Can two people who have similar childhood experiences understand each other's feelings and have common topics? You two can chat very well, right?"

"Ah?" Lin Qisan was a little dumbfounded, "How do you know?"

"Also, these days they have been teaching you how to dance hand in hand, the two of you have had a lot of physical contact, right? A beautiful girl has been with you all day long, and they can chat very well, so you are tempted by her girl!" Xiao Yao said excitedly as if he had discovered a new continent, "San'er, it's spring and your heart is blooming!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Lin Qisan blushed and said, "You're just getting puberty!"

"I'm talking nonsense?" Xiao Yao pointed at himself amusedly and said, "Who rushed up like crazy when he saw that liar pulling someone's arm today? Have you ever fought with someone when you grow up so big? , I just said a few words to her on the way back? You couldn’t wait to help her speak, and you even blamed me. Don’t say that it’s just friends. We grew up together. How long have you known her? God? In terms of friendship, how can she compare with me? The one who can make you despise me as a friend is definitely not because she is also a friend, but because she is the one in your heart who values ​​sex over friends!"

"Damn, what kind of friends and sex," Lin Qisan put his hands on his forehead, but still insisted, "Your logic, I'm also drunk."

"Do you dare to say that your sudden desire to learn martial arts is not because of a sudden protective desire in your heart?" Xiao Yao looked at Lin Qisan and said, "Where did your protective desire come from? Don't say you want to protect me? When people fight, Shitou, Zhihao and I fight with others, don't you feel quite at ease by watching?"

"I..." Lin Qisan was speechless.

"Small man, why are you talking about body lessons?" Xiao Yao took out his mobile phone and said, "Wait, I'll find you a body teacher."

"Hey, what are you doing?" Lin Qi was startled, and reached out to snatch Xiao Yao's phone.

"Don't move, I will turn your other eye into a panda's eye!" Xiao Yao leaned back, put the phone to his ear with one hand, pointed at Lin Qisan with the other, and threatened with staring eyes.

"Hey~ Nina, I'm Xiao Yao!" As soon as the call was connected, Xiao Yao immediately pretended to be exhausted and said, "It's like this, Qisan's eyes don't show any sign of swelling now, instead It also swelled even more. I heard from a friend who is a doctor that he needs to apply hot compresses in this case, otherwise the bruises will disappear very slowly and may last for several days, which may affect his third test. But I was racing and fighting again today, and I am too tired to help him, can you come and help him?"

Seeing that Lin Qisan was about to open his mouth, Xiao Yao immediately covered Lin Qisan's mouth with his hand, and pressed him on the sofa. Regardless of the similar height of the two, in terms of strength, Lin Qisan is not a star behind Xiao Yao. Lin Qisan struggled with both hands but couldn't break Xiao Yao's hand covering his mouth.

"Okay, I'll trouble you then. Do you know the name of the hotel we're staying in? Our room numbers are 1303 and 1305. Anyway, he's not in his own room, he's in mine. Be careful on the road, we'll wait for you." After Xiao Yao smiled and hung up the phone, he let go of Lin Qisan's mouth.

"What are you doing?" Lin Qisan said dissatisfiedly, "Why did you call her here so late?"

"Of course I asked her to take care of you," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart. I'm helping you to be a matchmaker. You're welcome, now I can eat this sushi with peace of mind." Already!" Saying that, Xiao Yao picked up the chopsticks and picked up the sushi in the food box on the coffee table.

"Thank you, big-headed ghost!" Lin Qisan pointed at his left eye angrily, "Why do you say that the bruise on my face is serious? Do I look like it has become serious?"

"That's true," Xiao Yao looked at Lin Qisan's panda eyes and nodded, "It's not good for her to find out that we lied to her, or I might as well give you another punch!"

"Get lost!" Lin Qisan hurriedly backed away a few steps in fright, "Obviously you lied to her, but I never said anything."

"Then you call her now, tell her that I lied to her, and tell her not to come." Xiao Yao glanced at Lin Qisan and said, "Are you willing?"

Seeing Lin Qisan's hesitation, Xiao Yao smiled, "That's right, you obviously like him, why are you ashamed to admit it? Let me tell you, there are not only many beauties in the acting department, but also many handsome guys. If you don't act quickly, wait She entered Shenxi, and based on her looks, those handsome men should rush towards her? While you still have a bit of an advantage, work harder to take her down as soon as possible."

"Then how can we take her down?" After hesitating for a while, Lin Qisan finally let go of his face completely, and sat back on the sofa opposite Xiao Yao and said.

"How do I know? Didn't you feel quite proud when a beautiful woman offered your phone number in the restaurant that day? Why did you reveal your true colors when the real thing happened?" Xiao Yao rolled his eyes and said, "It can be done I've already done it for you! Duo'er is the only girlfriend I've grown up with, and she confessed to me first, do you think I'm qualified to teach you how to chase girls?"

"I didn't know you still eat so much!" Lin Qisan immediately began to pack the food boxes in front of him and said, "I don't know how many to keep for the girls!"

Xiao Yao's chopsticks were hanging in the air, he looked at Lin Qisan in astonishment, and then gave Lin Qisan a thumbs up with a smile and said: "It's faster to turn your face than to turn a book! Prefer sex over friends! It's yours!"

"Brother, I'm just wronging you. Ying Yu's house is not close, so I don't want to go there again with my panda eyes." Lin Qisan smiled and said embarrassedly, "Next time, I'll invite you to have a full meal!"

"Forget it, it's a very considerate idea to prepare some delicious food for the girl, I will let you go today." Xiao Yao waved his hand and said, "I called you for you, so go back to your room Just wait, don't stay here with me."

"Brother, I'm more nervous now than I was during the exam, so just let me stay here for a while and wait with me for her to come. When she comes later, you might be able to play by ear and give me an assist." Lin Qisan Holding the food box, he said pitifully.

"If you have to wait, you have to wait in your room. What's the matter if three people come into my room?" Xiao Yao rolled his eyes helplessly, got up and picked up the laptop on the table, walked to the door and opened the doorway of the room, " Let's go, go to your room." No matter whether Xiao Yao is staying at home or staying in a hotel outside, he is not used to wearing bathrobe pajamas after taking a shower, he wears loose home clothes, which also saves the trouble of changing clothes.

After more than twenty minutes, the doorbell rang in Lin Qisan's room. Sitting at the table and looking at the computer, Xiao Yao noticed that Lin Qisan, who was lying on the bed together, sat up immediately, but didn't intend to get up to open the door. Lin Qisan pointed to the panda eyes on his face, and then pointed to the door. Xiao Yao had no choice but to get up and open the door.