Entertaining Children

After hearing what the two stewardesses said, Xiao Yao originally wanted to explain that he was not a medical student, but then he thought about it, since there is no doctor on the plane, maybe he would take a risk. If I deny that I am a medical student at this time, then the stewardesses may not dare to let me do what I am going to do next, and I will not deny it at all, but just confirm to the flight attendant: "There is a real problem on the plane. Are there no other doctors?"

"Probably not," said the stewardess named Tina, "I not only made the broadcast, but also asked loudly in the three cabins. The passengers were all woken up by me, but no one stood up and said that they were doctors. .”

"Then I'm the only one here." Xiao Yao took a breath and said, "I'm going to open his chest!"

"What? Chest opening? Doesn't that mean surgery is needed? How do you do it on a plane? There are no tools for surgery." asked the purser.

"It's enough to open an air vent on the side of his chest. Strictly speaking, it's not a surgery, and the tools are not hard to find." Xiao Yao replied, "I need a knife, a Western-style knife is also fine, this is your plane. It should be there, find the sharpest one. In addition, give me a bottle of wine with the highest alcohol content, and give me the metal mouth of the wine bottle."

These things are available in ordinary bars and western restaurants, and there are bars on airplanes, and these things are also available. That Lili was in charge of the food and drinks on the plane, and immediately replied after hearing the words: "Yes, I'll get it." Saying that, she hurriedly got up and ran to the work room.

"Purser, I need your help to support his head." Xiao Yao said to the flight attendant, "Just like me just now, let him raise his head and lift his chin."

"Okay, no problem." The purser carefully lifted the head of the fainted passenger, and imitated Xiao Yao's way to support his neck, keeping the trachea in a straight line.

The stewardess Lily quickly came back with a few things that Xiao Yao asked for, and handed them all to Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao took a glance at the bottle and found that it was a bottle of Absolut vodka. He praised: "There is such a strong vodka on the plane!" He opened the bottle cap and poured some wine on the unconscious passenger's face. The chest and side of the chest, and then the knife and the mouth of the bottle in his hand were also poured with vodka, and almost half of a bottle of wine was used up at once.

Xiao Yao stretched out his left hand to press the left chest of the fainted passenger, felt between the second rib and the third rib, and then horizontally touched the position where he wanted to start, pressed it with the middle and index fingers of his left hand, and served food with his right hand The sharp edge of the knife also touched there.

When the flight attendants saw that Xiao Yao was about to use the knife, they all turned their heads in fear. But the few people waited for more than ten seconds, but there was still no movement. They turned their eyes curiously, only to find that the knife in Xiao Yao's right hand was trembling just a few millimeters away from the chest skin of the fainted passenger. .

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do not worry. Seeing this, the purser comforted him, even changing the title of Xiao Yao to be much more friendly.

"Damn, it's no wonder you're not nervous!" Xiao Yao swears in Chinese, then suddenly turns the blade of the knife around, holds the knife in his palm, picks up the half bottle of vodka left by the side, and throws the remaining half bottle of vodka Half the bottle was poured into his mouth.

Several people opened their mouths wide in surprise, it was high alcohol, with half a bottle down, which doctor would dare to use the knife? The flight attendant named Tina muttered in a low voice: "Drink half a bottle of vodka before using the knife. The students taught by Huaxia Medical College are so good." Although Tina is not very proficient in Chinese, she didn't understand Xiao Yao's words just now. What does it mean, but she can at least hear Xiao Yao's words in Chinese when she is flying the Huaxia route.

Xiao Yao's hearing is not weak, so he glanced at her and said, "When did I say I'm a medical student?"

As soon as the wine entered the throat, there was a hot feeling like it was about to burn. Although the throat was terribly uncomfortable, the brain nerves were stimulated by the alcohol and became more courageous. Xiao Yao raised the table knife again, and inserted it towards the place where the two fingers in the middle of the food were pressed. Since the location was chosen accurately enough, the knife did not bleed too much. However, since the gap between the blade and the skin was not large after the knife was inserted, the fainted passenger did not change significantly. Xiao Yao pulled out the table knife, then quickly picked up the bottle mouth on one side, and stuffed it into the small opening just opened.

Xiao Yao completed these movements quickly and smoothly, before everyone had time to react to Xiao Yao's denial that he was a medical student, Xiao Yao had already completed it.

The cut skin could not be completely closed due to the blockage of the bottle mouth, and soon everyone heard a slight sound of gas being discharged. The protruding breasts of the fainted passenger slowly collapsed and gradually returned to normal.

"Hiss~" With an extremely long inhalation sound, the fainted passenger woke up unexpectedly.

"Huh~" The three flight attendants breathed a sigh of relief.

"Good job, lad!"

Although the flight attendants persuaded them to stay in their seats, many passengers still knelt on their seats or stood by their seats and watched the situation, nervously watching the development of the situation. Seeing that the comatose passenger woke up, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and several passengers praised Xiao Yao loudly.

Xiao Yao said to the comatose passenger: "Sir, you have an acute dilated pneumothorax. The captain will temporarily change the route and land at the nearest airport. As soon as the plane lands, an ambulance will take you to the nearest airport." You go to the hospital. I have made a hole in your chest to deflate you. Now all you need to remember is that you have to hold the hole yourself. When you feel chest swelling again and it is difficult to breathe, release it. Open this vent to get the air out of your chest cavity and you'll feel better. That should keep you going until the plane lands, but that's about all I can do right now."

"Thank you, thank you doctor." Although the person in front of him looked too young, it was obvious that his life was saved by the young man in front of him, and that person thanked him gratefully.

"You're welcome, and I'm not a doctor, I just happen to know how to deal with your situation." Xiao Yao said, and then said to the chief purser next to him, "We should move him to a relatively hygienic and comfortable place rest."

"Let's go to the first class," the purser immediately said. "There are still vacancies in the first class. The seats there are more comfortable, there are fewer people, and the environment is better."

"OK," Xiao Yao nodded and said, "Let's carry him over."

"Oh, oh," Xiao Yao quickly waved his hands when he saw several slender flight attendants about to make a move, "This gentleman looks like he weighs about two hundred pounds, I don't want any accidents on the way to carry him to the first-class cabin With that said, Xiao Yao looked up at the passengers watching from a distance, and said, "Two gentlemen, please help me."

Hearing Xiao Yao's words, two strong men stood up immediately, and together with Xiao Yao lifted the middle-aged passenger on the ground to the first-class seat.

Putting the middle-aged passenger on the first-class seat that the flight attendant put down in advance, the two helping men patted Xiao Yao on the shoulder, gave a thumbs up and then returned to their seats. Xiao Yao observed the position of the air hole where the mouth of the bottle was plugged, and gave the middle-aged passenger a few words before getting up and walking back.

"When did you even learn how to be a doctor?" But as soon as Xiao Yao stood up, he was stopped by Yin Xi who was waiting by the side, "Could it be that you have studied medicine from some relative or elder?"

Just now when the airplane broadcast said that a passenger in the economy class suddenly fell ill and fainted, Yin Xi, who was concerned about Xiao Yao, immediately got up and ran to the economy class. She was relieved when she saw that the fainted person was not Xiao Yao, but seeing Xiao Yao with the fainted person, Yin Xi didn't go back immediately, but stood aside and watched, so Xiao Yao's just now She also has a panoramic view of the performance.

"I said I saw it in books and movies, do you believe it?" Xiao Yao laughed.

When preparing for the question bank of "One Stop to the End", Xiao Yao saw questions about pneumothorax in the medical topics, and then Xiao Yao remembered the plot of a movie called "Like Heaven" in his previous life, so he really went to it. I looked for medical books to learn about the clinical judgment and emergency treatment of dilated pneumothorax, but I did not expect to encounter it on the plane today. Although there is no Reese Witherspoon to guide, Xiao Yao feels that his performance is no worse than that idiot Mark Ruffalo

"I believe it." Unexpectedly, Yin Xi nodded with a smile, "I will believe any unbelievable things that happened to you, a monster."

"But I really admire you," Yin Xi continued, "How dare you poke a hole in someone else's body with a knife after reading a book? You are not a doctor, and this person is not related to you. No one will say anything about you if you make a move, but if you mishandle one of them, you will destroy yourself."

"Isn't it because there is no doctor on the plane?" Xiao Yao spread his hands, "Is it true that I saw a big living person die in front of me? Woolen cloth?"

"But what happened to you pouring half a bottle of vodka just before the knife?" Yin Xi frowned and slapped the smell of alcohol from Xiao Yao's mouth, "Doesn't a regular doctor dare to drink a bar in that situation?"

"I'm so strong and cowardly," Xiao Yao said, "I've never done this kind of thing before, and I'm also nervous when it comes to the real thing. Before I cut the knife, I was so nervous that my hands trembled. That's why I drink to build up my courage."

Speaking of this, Xiao Yao's alcohol began to pick up, and his head began to sink, so he shook his head and said, "This wine is quite strong, it seems to be on the top, let's not talk, I'll go back and lie down for a while."

"Do you want me to help you back? Or just change places with you, and you can just lie down here for a while." Yin Xi said while supporting Xiao Yao's arm.

"No need," Xiao Yao refused with a smile, "I haven't reached that point yet, I can go back by myself, it will be fine after a while."

With that said, Xiao Yao waved to Yin Xi and walked back to his seat in the economy class. Yin Xi saw that although he did look a little drunk, but his walking pace was still steady, so he let him go.

When Xiao Yao left the first-class cabin, passed the business class and entered the economy class, many passengers who saw what happened just stood up and applauded Xiao Yao.

"Thank you!" Xiao Yao could only smile and wave as he walked.

"Isn't this Xiao Yao?" At this time, an unknown passenger called out in Chinese, obviously someone recognized Xiao Yao.