Entertaining Children

In the studio, the band and the audience are already in place. A five-second countdown sounded in the on-site audio system, and the audience burst into cheers. At the beginning, the lights above the stage were all turned off, only the spotlights were directed from the back of the stage to the front. Because of the backlight, the audience could only see a figure walking steadily out of the passage and standing on the stage.

When the lights on the stage were turned on, the audience was surprised to find that the host standing on the stage was actually Xiao Yao.

"Hi everyone!" Xiao Yao held the microphone in his left hand and waved his right hand lightly. The greeting elicited a burst of screams from the scene, and some audience members stood up excitedly.

"Welcome everyone to the "Singer" show, which is exclusively titled and aired by the stereotyped and stylish Qingying Jelly Water! I am singer Xiao Yao! I am also the host of an unknown number of episodes on this stage in the future!" Xiao Bowing slightly to the audience, he spoke the opening welcome speech smoothly and accurately, and made a playful self-introduction by the way.

"Wow~" The audience immediately gave Xiao Yao's opening speech a round of warm applause.

"He speaks so fluently, he doesn't seem to have stage fright at all!" Cai Ruoqi, who was sitting in the room, looked at Xiao Yao on TV and said. Because there was no chance for NG to come back during the recording, it took Zhao Lixun three rounds to speak the opening speech smoothly. It's a pity that the person left just after talking a little too much.

"He's a student in the Department of Acting, and he's majoring in vocal and table forms, including lines. He won the first prize in the art test and a first-class Mandarin certificate. He must have a solid foundation." Cai Ruoqi's agent, Ji Fan Introduced, "But it's too standard, it seems that it doesn't have the fun flavor of Brother Lixun, the first time to take over from Brother Lixun has a strong contrast, it sounds very fresh, I'm afraid it will take a long time, The audience will find it boring.”

"Xiao Yao looks more handsome in this outfit than last time." In another room, Liang Xueying was evaluating Xiao Yao's image.

Today, Xiao Yao wears a double-breasted white suit with black buttons on his upper body. The shirt inside the white suit is also black. It is paired with a bright silver tie with metallic luster. The lower body is more close-fitting. Black casual trousers with black leather boots. This well-tailored suit not only makes him look very tall and straight, but also the color matching of the white coat with black buttons on the upper body, black shirt and silver-white tie is also very visually impactful. It looks very fashionable and makes him look more mature than his actual age. It's just that what he said next seemed not so mature and steady.

"Everyone should understand two things when you see me appearing here." Xiao Yao smiled and raised two fingers first, then put down one and said, "The first thing is, the last period of the kick-off competition, I succeeded in kicking the gymnasium. Yes!" Xiao Yao turned sideways with his right hand and punched down, and at the same time lifted his right knee up, making a very excited celebration.

"Haha~"

"Ah~"

Seeing Xiao Yao's action, the audience in the audience also became excited, and burst into laughter and cheers.

"The second thing is," Xiao Yao continued, "The original host, brother Zhao Lixun, was eliminated. Ye..." Xiao Yao did the celebration again, but suddenly found that this was the case halfway through. It didn't seem right to do it, so I stopped immediately. He clenched his right hand into a fist, and just as his right foot left the ground, he didn't even finish yelling "yes" in his mouth, so he just froze.

"Ah? Ha~" Seeing Xiao Yao freeze on the stage with an embarrassing expression, the audience immediately burst into laughter.

"I'm sorry, Brother Lixun!" Xiao Yao returned to his normal standing posture, with his right hand palmed beside his forehead and bowed his head to apologize to a camera in front of him, "It's not what I mean, it's That's what it says on the desk!"

"This pot is thrown so fast!" The audience laughed even louder.

"Book? By the way, where is my hand card?" Xiao Yao seemed to suddenly remember,

He began to rummage through the pockets of his clothes.

"I'm going, he turned out to be an unscripted host!" With Xiao Yao's reminder, the singers in the room and the audience at the scene also noticed a fact that they almost ignored just now, that is, from the moment he came on stage to now, Xiao Yao The hands are always empty.

"It's over, I seem to have forgotten to bring my hand card!" Xiao Yao murmured to himself with a bitter face after he gave up searching and couldn't find it after touching several pockets. Just when the audience was about to burst out laughing again, Xiao Yao put on a suddenly realized expression and said, "No, the program team didn't give me a hand card at all!"

"Ah?" The audience was confused, "Is this Xiao Yao's own mistake or the program team's mistake?"

"Since the show crew didn't give me a hand card, then I'll just say whatever I want!" Xiao Yao shrugged with a smile, "Go ahead and talk about Brother Lixun, it's a pity that he left our show. But fans of Brother Lixun Don't be too sad, because according to the rules of the program, he will come back during the breakout match. When the breakout match comes, the position of host...he probably won't be able to take it back."

When he said the last sentence, Xiao Yao deliberately paused, and after taking a deep breath, there was a turning point. The audience who thought Xiao Yao would say that he would return the hosting position to Zhao Lixun laughed again.

"Okay," Xiao Yao waved his hand, "The chatting time is over, and tonight's competition will begin immediately. Of course, before the competition, we still have a fixed link that needs to be completed by the host. "

"Read the ad!" some viewers yelled.

This show in this life is different from the previous life, that is, every time it starts, the host not only wants to talk about the title sponsor, but also needs to introduce and thank a bunch of sponsors. Every time watching Zhao Lixun struggling to read those sponsor advertisements in sub-standard Mandarin while holding up his cards, the audience felt very happy, but they didn't know what it would be like for Xiao Yao to read the advertisements this time.

"Do you like listening to commercials?" Xiao Yao nodded and asked the audience.

"like!"

"dislike!"

There were some different shouts from the audience.

"I hear more people who say they don't like it," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "Actually, I don't really like listening to commercials. For those who say they like it, I can only think that you like listening to Brother Lixun reading commercials, right? ?”

"Yes!" This time, the audience's answer was more consistent.

"Then that means that people actually don't like listening to me read commercials," Xiao Yao explained, "but those sponsors are the sponsors of our program. I can’t do this program anymore. Therefore, this commercial must be read. Since everyone doesn’t like to hear it, I’ll read it faster.” As he said, Xiao Yao took a deep breath. The process lasted about three seconds.

"Thanks to the high-quality water source from Tianshan Mountain, the good water source from the sky, Tianshan Ice Spring Mineral Water for your strong support for this program, thanks to Taoyuan Blue Sky Air Purifier, which purifies the air and eliminates fatigue, and provides prizes and support to the singers of the program. Thank you for controlling the competition now and controlling the future Di Auto provides travel vehicle sponsorship for singers. Thanks to Century Furong Hotel for providing hotel sponsorship for this program. Thanks to Feixun Video, Lianke Video, and Wanwei Video for online video support for this program. Thanks to Baiting Music Cool Music Music Fire Cloud Music for providing music network promotion programs for this program During the broadcast period, you can scan the QR code at the bottom of the screen to participate in the program interaction, and there will be countless gifts such as cash red envelopes and luxury travel awards waiting for you!"

For the advertisement of more than two hundred characters, Xiao Yao just said it all in one breath without pausing. The whole paragraph took about ten seconds. Not to mention Zhao Lixun, who was not good at Mandarin and could speak stumblingly, Wang Yuan and Ke Jun, the senior gold medal hosts of Shonan Satellite TV, probably did not. unable to achieve this speed.

"Hey, I'll go, this kid is so talkative!" Hong Wei in the lounge room slapped his thigh and shouted.

"That's amazing!" Cai Ruoqi and her manager Ji Fan looked at each other in surprise and were speechless.

"Nice! It's so good!" Liang Xueying and Qin Xiaodong also shook their heads and applauded Xiao Yao on TV.

"I knew he was going to make some trouble." Xiao Siqi shook his head helplessly and sighed.

Without the need for an interpreter from manager Zhang Qiao, Liu Youyuan already understood what was happening on the stage. He tried his best to widen his national iconic small eyes, opened his mouth slightly without speaking, and raised his face in shock to his chest. Two thumbs up.

"This is what you said to read faster? Isn't this too fucking fast?" The audience at the scene was shocked by Xiao Yao's sudden advertisement for a few seconds, and then a huge cheer broke out and screams!

"One more time!" Some excited audience stood up and shouted.

"Who said just now that he doesn't like to listen to commercials?" Xiao Yao smiled and pointed to the audience who shouted "Do it again".

"Love it!" more members of the audience began to shout.

There is no Hua Shao in this world. It is the first time in this world that reads advertisements like this. Many people who don't like to watch commercials subconsciously diverted their attention when they heard Xiao Yao say that they wanted to read the commercials. As a result, those people didn't seem to react at all, and Xiao Yao's long commercial ended.

"It's enough to read the advertisement once, and the sponsors won't give more money to the program team if you read it one more time, and the program team won't give me more money." Xiao Yao chuckled, "But according to the regulations, this advertisement is written every issue. When the show starts, the host has to read it once. So, do you know what to do?"

"Vote!" Some quick-response audience members shouted.

"That's right!" Xiao Yao nodded with a smile, "As long as I continue to be on this show, then I will be the host. As long as I am the host, then I will read this advertisement like this every episode!"

"Is there still such a thing?" Several other singers understood Xiao Yao's purpose, and condemned Xiao Yao in their respective rooms, "Too shameless!"

The host took the opportunity of hosting to interact with the audience and solicit votes for himself, which is understandable, but Xiao Yao's performance just now can no longer be simply called canvassing, which is almost "coercion and temptation" to the audience up.

"Today is the qualifying match for the first round of the second round, and we will welcome a replacement singer." Xiao Yao returned to the right track of the show and began to introduce, "I can tell you that this replacement singer He is a powerful singer in the music world and also my own idol, it can be said that I grew up listening to his songs, I am very much looking forward to his performance today, are you looking forward to it?"

"Looking forward!" The audience shouted in unison.

"Is this guy still here?" Hearing the familiar words "Personal idol, grow up listening to his songs", Qin Xiaodong smiled and pointed to Xiao Yao on TV, shaking his head helplessly, "I seem to be talking too much." Seems old."

"Compared to him, you are indeed old..." The manager sitting next to Qin Xiaodong subconsciously said.

"Huh?" Qin Xiaodong looked at his manager on the show sideways in surprise and said, "Is it popular for your managers to hate your own singers now? It didn't seem like this before I watched this show!"

"Ah? I'm sorry, Brother Dong, I was wrong!" The manager quickly apologized, "I was infected by Xiao Yao and Shen Man!"

"Okay, then please look forward to it, because as a replacement singer, he will appear at the end!" Xiao Yao said with a smile.

"Woo~" Some of the audience below booed.

"Next, I'm going to introduce to you the first competition song tonight," Xiao Yao continued, ignoring the sporadic boos, "This is a new song that hasn't been released yet...huh? Does it sound familiar?"

"Wow~" the audience shouted, looking at Xiao Yao on the stage in surprise.

"Could he be the first to sing today?" When he sang a new song that hadn't been released on the show, the audience immediately thought of Xiao Yao.

"The title of this song is "Descendants of the Dragon"!" Xiao Yao continued, "Now, please give us a round of applause for the next competing singers!"

"Oh~" The audience applauded.

In the past at this time, Zhao Lixun usually put his card in his pocket and was ready to perform. But after Xiao Yao finished his introduction, he went backstage from the passage he came out of!