Entertaining Children

Ye Jiaying's parents' house is an old house, and the people living next to them are all old neighbors who have been neighbors with Lao Ye's family for more than ten years. Knowing that Lao Ye's daughter is a big star, she is already used to seeing stars. But today, so many celebrities came all at once, and knowing that it was Lao Ye's family who married their daughter, there were quite a lot of people watching from the sidelines.

Some of the "brothers" who had already defined the division of labor surrounded the groom and slapped on the iron gate to call for the door, while the others, who were lovable and sweet-mouthed, dispersed to distribute wedding candy to the old neighbors who were watching, and shouted sweetly. Looking at the uncles and aunts, there is no celebrity airs at all, and the old neighbors on the side are so happy, and they unconsciously start to help these young men to call the door.

Hearing the movement, more than 20 people rushed out of the courtyard to the door, apparently well prepared. Not to mention, the first step is of course red envelopes to clear the way. More than 30 red envelopes were handed in back and forth, and there were more than one hand, but the iron door showed no sign of opening.

The first door is so difficult to open, what about the rest? The people of the "Brothers" suddenly panicked. They all shouted: "The red envelopes are enough, why don't you open the door? If we are in a hurry, we will start to tear down the door."

"Hey, it's exciting. This is an iron gate. You can take a look?" The people inside are basically girls, and a group of girls laughed and laughed, not at all afraid.

Zhou Lixing stepped forward and said, "Sisters, let's open the door. Although the big iron gate is not easy to tear down, the courtyard wall is only two meters high. We are all gentlemen, and it only takes a few minutes to get over it."

"That's right, the face of the Olympic champion must be given to one."

"Open the door quickly, or we will follow the boxing champion into it."

A group of people followed Zhou Lixing one after another, shouting miscellaneously.

"Okay, okay, finally fulfill one of our requests, and we promise to open the door." The girls inside saw the turmoil outside, and they didn't insist anymore, and threw out the last question left.

"The bridegroom sings three courtship songs. It must be loud enough for the bride in the room to hear. However, considering that the groom will have to attend the ceremony later, and considering his voice, you are allowed to sing for him, but the groom Sing at least one."

"Hey, that's it, let's talk about it earlier." A group of brothers shouted: "I don't even look at what our buddies do. If you want to sing and sing, don't say three songs, ten capitals are no problem. Let's go live Get the band out for you. Guys, bright guys!"

In this group of people, there are only first-line big-name singers, not counting Xiao Siqi, and there are three of them. Even if the others are producers, musicians, etc., singing is no problem. Ten songs, each of them has more than enough. As for the limitation of courtship songs, it is useless to them. They all play music, and there are a lot of songs of various types in their minds.

Immediately, several people rushed back to the parking place to open the trunk of the vehicle, and three guitars, two basses, and an electronic organ were pulled out at once. In addition, pickups, power supplies, speakers, microphones, etc. were all available. Xiao Siqi is into music, and singing is almost certainly a must-have topic. Everyone obviously came prepared, and not one of the ten cars had an empty trunk.

Seeing that the man really formed the band on the spot, the girls were very satisfied with the sincerity of the man. Therefore, after the three songs were over, the first door was opened very simply.

The second door is the door of the house outside the living room. Long before the first gate opened, the girls of the "sister group" had already retreated in an orderly manner, and organized a "position" in front of the second gate.

Needless to say, another round of red envelope bombing, after ensuring that everyone received at least one red envelope, the experienced "brothers" didn't mention anything about tearing down doors and walls. Of course, there is no wall for you to break through the door of the house. .

"What's the topic this time, just tell me directly." Xiao Siqi asked directly.

"Oh, the bridegroom is very confident." The leader of the "sister group" is a short-haired woman named Zhang Xin. She is also a veteran actress who has been in the entertainment industry for many years. She is famous for playing roles such as bold and bold women. , She is also a type of strong woman with overwhelming leadership. Zhang Xin said with a smile: "I asked you to sing outside the yard just now. That is your specialty. I will give you the opportunity to show your face in front of outsiders and neighbors. Now, of course, we have to play our bride's profession. Acting, We stipulate three courtship scenes in film and television dramas, and you perform them live. The door can only be opened to you if the performance is good and we are satisfied with the performance. The rules are still the same, you can ask others to help, but you must act at least one by yourself. "

"No problem." Before Xiao Siqi could answer, someone from the "Brothers Group" beside him answered first: "Although the groom is a singer, his father is Mr. Xiao Chengru, Mr. Xiao, and he is not ignorant of acting. Besides, our side There are also three great actors." As he spoke, he pushed Zhao Tao, Sun Zhihao, and Lin Shaohua to the front.

"Teacher Sun, Brother Zhao, Shaohua, we are all acting, why did you go to the singing side? You are a traitor." Zhang Xin pointed at Sun Zhihao and the others in surprise when he saw the three of them.

"You can't talk nonsense." Sun Zhihao said with a smile, "The three of us are all men, of course we are on the man's side. Besides, I was also a singer who released an album when I was young."

"I sang the theme song of a TV series. Of course, I starred in that TV series." Zhao Tao also raised his hand with a smile.

"Although I haven't sung anything, I'll go with the two elder brothers. I'll be where they are." Only Lin Shaohua said weakly.

Seeing such rambunctious three people, Zhang Xin had no choice.

Xiao Siqi doesn't know how to act, but Sun Zhihao himself is an acting teacher at the Film Academy. Xiao Siqi was coached by Sun Zhihao on the spot, and his performance was barely passable. In the other two rounds, Lin Shaohua and Zhao Tao took the lead, fulfilling the girls' request very easily. With the help of the three great actors, this door was opened smoothly.

Smoothly pouring into the living room, the groom led everyone directly to the door of the bride's boudoir, which was the third and last door.

After sending out a round of red envelopes again, the "Brothers" couldn't wait to start yelling, "What's the topic this time?"

The depression on Zhang Xin's face just now had long dissipated, and now a strange smile appeared on his face. She opened a paper tube standing by the door, took out a rolled white paper from inside, slowly unfolded it, and then lifted it up. "After the singing and acting test, this time the test is about IQ. This time it's a math problem, three math problems, give the answer, and open the door immediately."

"Nani?" A group of people were stunned for a while, even taking the math test. When everyone giggled and looked closely at the topic, they were immediately confused. "What kind of math problem is this?" Several loud voices suddenly called out.

When Xiao Siqi heard the words, he hurried over and saw three math problems written on the white paper:

1. There are 2 empty jugs with volumes of 5 liters and 6 liters respectively. How to accurately measure 3 liters of water with only these 2 jugs?

2. There are currently two hemp ropes. The thickness of the hemp rope itself is inconsistent. The burning time of a single rope is one hour. How to accurately measure the duration of 15 minutes when there is only one lighter and the rope is not cut off?

3. Fill in nine numbers from 1 to 9 in the nine-square grid below, so that the sum of every three numbers horizontally, vertically and diagonally is equal.

"I'll go, what's the problem? I feel like I'm wasting my math." Xiao Siqi was speechless.

Zhang Xin smiled triumphantly, and said loudly: "The author of the question said that these questions are the questions of the elementary school level. With so many of you, you can't even compare to an elementary school student, right?"

"Elementary school grade? Is this to bury our college students here?" A group of people wailed. Of course, it is impossible that there are no college students in their group. Sun Zhihao still graduated with a master's degree, but a large group of them basically graduated from art colleges. This kind of university doesn't study mathematics at all. Occasionally, a few wild people came out of it, and they didn't even go to college at all, but whether they were college students or not, they were helpless in the face of these so-called primary school students' problems.

Xiao Yao, who followed all the way as a bystander, looked at the three math problems and nodded slightly. In his previous life, as a male engineer who graduated from a science and engineering university, mathematics was his interest. These questions mainly test thinking ability, more like IQ, but it is reasonable to insist that they are math questions, and the knowledge used is really at the level of elementary school students.

For Xiao Yao, who had seen many interesting math problems like this in his previous life, it was not difficult to solve them. It's just that he is rather strange that the first two questions can't be turned around for a while, and the third question is the Jiugongshu that has existed since ancient times. It appeared in the winter and summer homework of elementary school in the previous life. It is very common. Could it be? Primary school students in this life don't like to play this for their winter and summer homework? Oh, now that I am a primary school student, it seems that I have never seen such a problem.

Quietly pulling Xu Ting, Xiao Yao asked Xu Ting in a low voice: "Sister Xu, do you have a pen and paper?" Because he participated in TV shows two years ago, Xu Ting and Xiao Siqi discussed about Xiao Yao's appearance fees together, although they did not sign the contract. contract, but in name it is considered half of Xiao Yao's agent, so Xiao Yao called Xu Ting, Xu sister, instead of Auntie just like Xiao Siqi. Xu Ting is quite satisfied with this title.

"Yes," Xu Ting said, taking out a pen and paper from her bag. Today, she is a housekeeper, carrying a bag full of red envelopes and some miscellaneous things that may be used. She is a purely logistical role in the wedding reception team. Glancing at Xiao Yao, then turning his head to look at Zhang Xin, he said in surprise, "Could it be that you will?"

"Well. The author of the question said that it is a math problem at the elementary school level. Am I not a primary school student?" Xiao Yao nodded, took the pen and paper from Xu Ting, and immediately began to write and draw on it.

"God fortune teller, can you do it? Is there a way?" Someone in the brotherhood shouted.

Sun Zhihao was called a fortune teller in a certain reality show, and he made the show's director team mess up. It was because of his subtle observation, quick response, and quick thinking. He has never seen this kind of problem before, facing these three problems, even if he can calculate it, he can't do it for a while.

But after all, he is a quick-thinking person. Sun Zhihao quickly came up with a solution and announced loudly: "We can't solve this problem. We can only rely on foreign aid. Does anyone know a math teacher in the school or something like that? I feel that among my friends, I am very good at mathematics, and if you have experience with this kind of weird questions, please call and ask."

It took Xiao Yao about ten minutes to answer the three questions, and he quickly folded the paper with the answers and handed it to Xu Ting, asking her to send it to her father as soon as possible.

Xu Ting didn't delay, took the answer, squeezed hard to Xiao Siqi's side, whispered a few words in his ear, and then stuffed the answer into his hand.

Xiao Siqi's face brightened immediately, he unfolded the white paper in his hand, and began to read according to the answer on the paper.

At this moment, in the bride's boudoir, the bride, Ye Jiaying, was complaining to her cousin with a worried face: "Sister, the question you asked was too difficult. Both of us are from the showbiz and singer circles, the whole Except for you, a teacher from the Department of Mathematics of Yanda University, there is no one in the room who is good at that kind of uncommon and weird math problems, who can answer those few questions of yours, you are just making things difficult for others."

"Hehe, it doesn't matter if you haven't studied before. Can you still call someone to ask? There are so many of them, it's impossible not to know even a math teacher? Even if you don't know each other, immediately arrange for someone to go to the school to find one. The on-site phone connection is fine, and with their network resources, it won't be difficult to handle, at most it will just take a little more time." Cousin Ye Jiaying said with a smile.

"I'm afraid that the people they're looking for won't be able to solve your strange problems for a while." Ye Jiaying said, "I think you'd better give them the answers directly."

"No hurry, no hurry," the cousin patted Ye Jiaying and comforted, "It's only ten minutes, and it's still early. How about this, I promise you, if they still can't answer within an hour, I will hand over the answer." , promise not to delay your auspicious time, okay?"

Just as Ye Jiaying was about to agree, she suddenly heard a shout from outside the door: "The answer is out, the answer is out, open the door, open the door!"

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