Entertaining Children
Chapter 71 Married
After Xiao Yao finished playing and singing, amidst the warm applause from the audience, he took the microphone and walked back to the center of the stage.
Ye Jiaying saw Xiao Yao come on stage, let go of Xiao Siqi, walked up to Xiao Yao with tears in her eyes, squatted down, and gave Xiao Yao a big hug.
After hugging for about ten seconds, Ye Jiaying let go of Xiao Yao, retreated to Xiao Siqi's side, and held Xiao Siqi's hand again.
"Cough." The excited Ye Jiaying hugged him very hard just now, which made Xiao Yao feel a little strangled. After clearing his throat, Xiao Yao held up the microphone and continued, "Thank you for your applause." He bowed slightly.
"Okay!" "August 1st is awesome!" There was another burst of applause from the audience.
Xiao Yao loosened the tie around his neckline, and said with a smile, "It seems that my mother is quite satisfied with this gift." This action obviously meant that Ye Jiaying was too excited just now, and when she hugged her too hard, she strangled herself. Ye Jiaying smiled embarrassedly, her face was a little red. There were people in the audience who were amused by Xiao Yao's actions and laughed out loud.
Xiao Yao on the stage continued: "Just now I saw my mother's eyes were red, and Grandma Ye under the stage, no, it should be grandma, and grandma seems to be wiping her eyes too. Although I know what they mean, but this After all, it is a wedding scene, everyone should still be lively, happy and laughing, that kind of atmosphere is right..."
"Hey, little friend Xiao Ba, are you going to steal my job?" Wang Yuan who had stood aside for a long time finally couldn't help it. As the host, it really should be his job to adjust the atmosphere.
As expected, everyone in the audience was amused by Wang Yuan's panic-stricken look. Although Wang Yuan was not on stage to host, but he understood Xiao Yao's intentions, he just inserted such a sentence beside him, and he followed Xiao Yao's meaning to help adjust the atmosphere of the scene. His skill is profound, it can be seen One spot.
"Uncle Wang, don't be in a hurry." Xiao Yao said to Wang Yuan, "My task has not been completed yet, please be patient."
Xiao Yao turned around and said to the audience: "The song just now contained the thoughts of three generations of elders and juniors and friends. Elders and juniors, it is enough to talk about it. But as friends, only the song just now The expression is a bit unfinished. So, I have a second gift to give to my dad and my mom. Of course, it is still a song, the title of the song is "Married", the lyrics and music, XY, singing, my dad And my mother's good friends, I invite them to come on stage."
After Xiao Yao's voice fell, a crowd of people rushed up on the ceremony stage, both men and women. The outermost are a few musicians, complete with guitar, bass, and keyboard, and even a guy who came up with sanxian.
"Why are there still three strings? Is this going to be an opera?" someone muttered below. Sanxian is a traditional Chinese plucked string instrument, most of which are used in opera or folk art. In this life, it has not appeared as an instrument for pop music.
"The battle is not small." Some people looked at the stage and sighed. At the back of the center of the stage stood today's main character, the bridegroom and the bride. There were seven or eight men standing on the side of the groom, and five or six women on the side of the bride. They were all very familiar faces, and they were quite different from each other. The smell of camp.
In the center of the stage, there are two microphones placed on a vertical microphone stand, which seems to be a chorus track. At the outermost edge of the stage was a group of musicians. The striking musician with the three-stringed lute was at a very conspicuous position on the left. More conspicuous than him was Xiao Yao who still hadn’t stepped down from the stage. He took out a harmonica from his pocket, Standing next to Sanxian.
"Why do I have a bad premonition." Xiao Siqi said to Ye Jiaying with a wry smile seeing the smiling faces of the group on stage.
"I have to persevere with tears in my son's battle." Ye Jiaying said with a smile. She still learned this kind of sentence pattern from Xiao Yao.
one two three four. Xiao Yao tapped the stage under his feet rhythmically with his toes.
The wooden podium is hollow, and the sound can be clearly transmitted to the ears of the drummer behind. Four beats later, the drums and harmonica sounded simultaneously.
Everyone originally thought that Xiao Yao, who was holding a harmonica, was just a small supporting role in this band. Unexpectedly, in the prelude of the entire eight bars, apart from the drums that must participate in the rhythm of the whole process, there is only the sound of Xiao Yao's harmonica. Even when the prelude started, it was Xiao Yao who gave the order, as if he was the master of the band.
But everyone soon had no time to sigh. At the end of the prelude, four men in black dresses crossed their shoulders and walked to the front of the microphone, watching the bride and groom shaking their heads and singing: "My brother got married today, and I can't mess around anymore, if you still can't let go of another her Don't worry, we're still here~~"
"Pfft~" The guests in the audience were instantly amused by the lyrics. This is the rhythm for the groom to go back and kneel on the keyboard.
Xiao Siqi hurriedly whispered to Ye Jiaying: "I definitely don't." At the same time, he couldn't help scolding Xiao Yao: "This kid, why are you cheating at this time!"
The four men did not retreat after singing, and continued to stand in front of the microphone shaking their heads. On the other side, three girls in the same dress came to the microphone on their side, looked at the two newcomers and sang together: "My girl got married today, and she can't mess around anymore. If you still can't let go of another one, Don't worry, he has already forgotten about you~~"
The three girls paused deliberately when they sang "Don't worry". When everyone thought they would also sing "There We Are", the three girls sang proudly, "He forgot about you a long time ago." ", as if to say, "You don't want it, and our sisters don't like it."
"Okay, fair!" The guests in the audience shouted one after another.
Ye Jiaying glanced at Xiao Siqi, and Xiao Siqi hurriedly whispered: "I know, you didn't, that boy Bayi wrote nonsense, messing around."
The four men standing in front of the microphone continued to sing: "Actually, we are just a bunch of boring bachelors who talk about sour grapes when they can't eat grapes."
Xiao Siqi pointed at the four bad friends, which means that fortunately you are self-aware.
"It's boring, it's tiring, it's not as good as the girls." The group of guys watching the excitement shouted. The result was instantly slapped in the face.
The three girls sang together: "Actually, we wanted to get married a long time ago, but all the good men are already married."
Ye Jiaying proudly hugged Xiao Siqi's arm tightly, smiled and made faces at the three girlfriends.
The four men in front of the microphone backed away just now, and the four who were standing behind the stage came up and began to sing: "Actually, it's good to be married, brother, don't be afraid, except that you can't pick wild flowers casually, There is one more father and one more mother~"
"Why did this style of painting change?" The guests in the audience were slightly taken aback. Then it was discovered that the four men who came up to sing earlier were all unmarried single dogs, and the four men who sang now were all married men who already had families.
"Fun!" Many people said in their hearts.
Then, the girl also changed people, and the three new ones were also married women, and they sang: "Actually, it's good to be married, girl, don't be afraid, except for that ninja with a mop , you have no other brother."
Singing here, it's not just laughter, but also applause from below.
The four married men pointed at Xiao Siqi and sang with a smile: "Married men are actually very happy, they can be as lazy as pigs~"
Xiao Siqi was smiling just now, but the three married women next to him pointed at him and continued to sing seriously: "A married man should be very clear that earning money is the first priority~" Xiao Siqi quickly restrained his smile, and nodded with trepidation on his face.
"Is this watching a musical?" Someone began to mutter. The change in Xiao Siqi's expression must have been acted out, but who can be sure that he didn't really think so in his heart?
At this point in the song, the guitar, bass, and keyboard stopped following the harmonica, and the player holding the sanxian started a sanxian solo to the beat of the drums. Although it was still the tune of section A just now, the special tone of the sanxian immediately brought joy to the scene. The atmosphere reached a climax.
Sanxian's solo ended, the song returned to section B, guitar, bass, keyboard and harmonica joined in again, Sanxian did not quit, and the soundtrack was even more joyful than before. The four married men also continued to sing: "Actually, we are all married, so I'm sorry to mess around. If any girl is still unemployed, these guys are all good." In front of the stage, they began to pose in various funny and stinky poses.
The woman was not to be outdone, and the three married women sang together: "Actually, we are all married, so I'm sorry to mess around. If any handsome guy is still single, these girls are pretty good." A single woman was recruited to the front.
"Stop!" Xiao Yao yelled, and the field fell silent. Xiao Yao shouted angrily, "This is my parents' wedding, not your blind date!"
As soon as Xiao Yao finished speaking, everyone who was still stunned after Xiao Yao yelled to stop just now burst out laughing!
"Come again!" Xiao Yao shouted. The music sounded again, the seven married men and women retreated to the back of the stage, and the seven unmarried men and women stood in front of their respective microphones again, it seemed that they were going to sing the verse of Section A again.
Xiao Yao was originally standing on the side of the stage, but now he was standing in the middle of the stage, playing the harmonica accompaniment in his mouth, but staring at the fourteen men and women with unfriendly eyes.
After the interlude, the seven people sang at the same time: "Anyway, they're all married, and that's how it will be for the rest of their lives. Single nobles are here, everyone, come and date us. La la la la la la~"
Xiao Yao's face changed, this time he didn't shout anymore, but rushed directly to the audio equipment next to him, and directly slapped off the connection switches of the two singing microphones on the stage. The proud "la la la ~" voice stopped abruptly.
Xiao Yao rushed back to the stage again, first bowed to the guests and said, "This is the end of the performance of this song!" Then he turned to Wang Yuan who was beside him and said, "Uncle Wang, I will return the host position to you." Finally Turning around, he said to more than a dozen men and women who were singing on the stage: "Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, let's go to the side to chat." As he spoke, he threw the microphone, tore off the bow tie and threw it on the stage, rolling up the sleeves of both hands.
"Yo~" The audience became even more crazy, and someone shouted loudly: "Ba Yi, beat them up!"
"This kid can really act, it's a pity not to act!" Zhao Tao said to Sun Zhihao who was also smiling while clapping his hands.
"It's a very good performance, even better than during the rehearsal. It seems that you can really give it a try." Sun Zhihao on the side said in his heart.
No matter how evil Xiao Yao is, he is still an eight-year-old child after all. It is not impossible for Xiao Siqi and Ye Jiaying's friends to cooperate with him in the performance, but Xiao Yao alone cannot make them willingly and completely obey Xiao Yao's arrangements and instructions.
If you want to surprise your parents, naturally you can't let the two of them know. So Xiao Yao approached Sun Zhihao, who has the identity of director and screenwriter, and he came forward to gather the group of people, and helped everyone rehearse the second program single-handedly. Of course, he promised Xiao Yao to help rehearse, and he also had his own purpose.
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