Entertaining Children

"Who said that?" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "It's the catwalk, not the red carpet, that international supermodels walk the most. If I really want to prepare it specially for Sister Xi, I have to set up a catwalk for her at the door of my house. "

"No, Shuiyou means that you have a lot of stars here." Chen Beila said.

"Is this called too many celebrities?" Xiao Yao raised his head and looked around, "This is a private party for me, and I invite all my friends in Shanghai. When I hold a party at my home in Yanjing, that will be You can count the stars."

This time, Xiao Yao did not call Shangyuan’s friends in Yanjing. No matter whether it was Zhao Rui, Zhou Zhihao or the artists in his own studio, Xiao Yao did not invite him. Only his parents came to visit once after the decoration was completed. Before Xiao Yao moved.

"Except for you and Sister Xi, no one in this room has walked the red carpet now." Xiao Yao continued, "By the way, speaking of it, I haven't walked the red carpet yet! If it's a little bit, Sister La, you're better than me!"

"That's because you don't want to attend the awards ceremony!" Chen Bella rolled her eyes and said, "Is it interesting that you, a person who has won so many awards, compare this to me?"

Everyone in the room has been to Yin Xi's studio, has seen Yin Xi, and is no stranger to her. After Yin Xi came in, there was naturally another lively exchange of pleasantries.

"The last wave is here, everyone should be here." As soon as the greetings were finished, everyone heard the sound of a car driving into the yard again. Xiao Yao turned his head and glanced at the yard, and speeded up his hands.

Not long after, four more people, three men and one woman, walked in. The last group of guests who arrived were several of Xiao Yao's classmates in the Shenxi Acting Department, namely Xiao Yao's two former roommates Xu Liang and Qin Hao, class leader Wang Zhi, and Tang Xiaoling who worked part-time in the design studio.

"Xiao Yao, it's too hard to find your place, isn't it?" Xu Liang complained to Xiao Yao after the four of them entered the door together.

Although Xiao Yao moved out of the school dormitory a long time ago, he has a friendship of playing basketball, playing games together, and going to the e-sports carnival together. Even Xiao Yao met Chen Bella and started playing live broadcasts because of the two former roommates, so Xu Liang and Qin Hao are also the two who have the best relationship with Xiao Yao in the class, and they speak more casually.

"Originally Xiao Yao said to send someone to pick us up, but you insisted on showing off the new car you bought, saying that you would drive here by yourself, and let us go with you. In the end, you, a road idiot, went the wrong way. Don't blame yourself. The strange person Xiao Yao is here?" Qin Hao complained to Xu Liang mercilessly, "Xiao Yao is so famous now, he must live in a secluded place, otherwise how can he protect his privacy?"

Xiao Yao looked at Xu Liang and smiled, but didn't speak, obviously Qin Hao's words already represented his answer.

"Uh~" Xu Liang who couldn't refute was a little embarrassed,

Seeing the mobile phone in Chen Beila's hand, he turned his head and ran over and said, "Hello, Sister La, hello friends. I'm Xiao Yao's classmate, and I asked Brother Guitar to accompany Sister La at the food stall. It's me, do you remember?"

When Chen Beila met Xiao Yao the last two times, Xiao Yao was with Qin Hao and Xu Liang, and he was deeply impressed by these two people. Now that they met, they also pulled Qin Hao and Xu Liang into the live broadcast room. Water friends interact.

"Squad leader Wang, it's just in time. I still have a few boxes of drinks in the car, so go and help me." Lin Qisan said, pulling Wang Zhi's young man.

"No problem!" Wang Zhi rolled up his sleeves and said. There are only 40 or 50 people in the entire Shenxi Acting Department. Although the two are in different classes, they are very familiar with each other.

"Xiao Yao, let me help you!" Tang Xiaoling also rolled up her sleeves, walked behind the console and picked up a Chinese cabbage in a plastic bag.

"No need!" Xiao Yao snatched the Chinese cabbage from Tang Xiaoling's hand, "I'm fine by myself, you can go play with them."

"Xu Liang, Qin Hao, turn on the TV, you have the equipment for playing games, watching movies, and singing K, you can do it yourself." Xiao Yao shouted to command Xu Liang and Qin Hao again.

"Okay, no problem!" Xu Liang agreed, and then shouted, "Wow! Xiao Yao, how big is your TV?"

"75 inches!" Xiao Yao replied.

"It really is a local tyrant!" Xu Liang exclaimed.

"No way, the place is so big!" Xiao Yao laughed. The LOFT remodeled from the warehouse, the most important thing is space.

"The place is big, you might as well use a projector." Xu Liang said.

"Yes, there is a projector on the top, and there is a hidden curtain in that wall, which is electric."

"..." Xu Liang was speechless.

There are a total of twelve people at this dinner party, it is undoubtedly very wise for Xiao Yao to choose hot pot. Although there are a lot of ingredients, the meat does not need to be processed, the vegetables only need to be washed and the leaves are broken, and the potatoes, lotus root, winter melon and other things are also cut into large pieces by Xiao Yao, and he can prepare them quickly by himself.

After taking out the hot pot base ingredients and pouring them into the pot, adding water to boil, Xiao Yao put all the prepared ingredients on the table, and called everyone to come and eat. The biggest feature of Xiao Yao's place is that it is large, with a large activity room, a large TV, a large kitchen, and a large dining table. With a large rectangular dining table, it doesn't look crowded when twelve people sit down.

"Sister La, how many viewers are there in the live broadcast room?" Xiao Yao asked Chen Beila.

"It's more than three million." Chen Beila said, "Although I didn't sing, but there are you, Miss Yin, Lin Qisan and Nina, so many stars, Youyu has long put our live broadcast room on the homepage to recommend gone."

"It's a pity~" Xiao Yao shook his head and sighed.

"What's wrong?" Everyone looked at Xiao Yao strangely.

"I should charge some advertising fees!" Xiao Yao pointed to the labels of the drinks on the table and said, "More than three million viewers, what an advertising effect this is!"

"You profiteer!" Xu Liang and Qin Hao complained without hesitation, rolling their eyes.

"Sister La, do you see the gap?" Fang still smiled and looked at Chen Beila and said.

"How about we tear off all these labels?" Pei Minyi asked enthusiastically. She's seen it done on a lot of TV shows.

"Good idea!" Xiao Yao touched his chin and nodded.

"I'm coming!" Tang Jingjing rolled up her sleeves and said, after all, she has the heart of a child.

"Hey, I'm kidding, what are you really doing? Sit down!" Xiao Yao pushed Tang Jingjing who had stood up back to the chair.

"You guys sit down first, wait for me for a while!" Xiao Yao saw Chen Beila still holding the phone gimbal, patted his head, greeted everyone, and ran up to the second floor.

"Why did Xiao Yao go here again?" Xu Liang asked, "This is going to be eaten up, what else is there to do?"

"I don't know." A group of people shook their heads blankly.

Not long after, Xiao Yao went downstairs. Because he was holding something in his hands, Xiao Yao didn't slide down the pole this time, but ran down the stairs.

Xiao Yao who came downstairs was holding a laptop and a camera mounted on a tripod. Xiao Yao set up the tripod, pointed the camera lens on it at the people at the dining table and turned it on, then turned on the laptop and operated it for a while, and then operated it on the TV, beckoning to Chen Bella: "Sister La, let's Change the live broadcast equipment. There is live broadcast software on the computer, you can use your account to open it. I connected the camera lens and the TV to the computer. Let’s use the camera lens as the camera and the TV as the screen to watch the barrage, so you don’t have to keep watching Holding up the phone gimbal."

"Wow, so high-end!" Chen Bella said in surprise.

Chen Beila got up and opened Youyu's live broadcast software on her laptop, logged in her account and started the live broadcast. Xiao Yao sat on the dining table and looked at it, and found that the barrage in the live broadcast room could also be seen clearly, so he nodded in satisfaction and said, "Okay, let's eat!"

When eating hot pot, the atmosphere is very important. After everyone raised their glasses to congratulate Xiao Yao on his housewarming before the meal, everyone chatted while eating. As the host and the person with the most stories, the content of everyone's chat unconsciously focused on Xiao Yao.

"Xiao Yao, tell us about your experience in the United States. The most important thing is to talk about the hijacking case last year and the robbery and kidnapping case not long ago. How did you catch the robber and how did you get it from the kidnapper? Escaped? I want to hear the details! There must have been some hand-to-hand fights, have you ever robbed the guns of the robbers, have you ever fired real guns?" During the dinner, Xu Hao asked Xiao Yao curiously.

Hearing Xu Liang ask about the two cases that Xiao Yao experienced in the United States, everyone was silent and looked at Xiao Yao. Everyone basically knows about Xiao Yao's affairs. The only thing that is not well understood is the specific process of these two cases, and these two cases are by far the most legendary experiences in Xiao Yao's life. The case described at the US police press conference is not particularly detailed, and everyone is curious about the specific details.

"Uh~ the US police have introduced the case, just as the police said, there is nothing to say about the specific details." Xiao Yao didn't mind telling his friends about the details of the case, but the US police's speeches were made by him and the US FBI. The rhetoric discussed by the public relations department is different from the real situation. Now that they are broadcasting online, it is inevitable that what they say will be spread online from fans and water friends, and then spread to media reporters. Xiao Yao didn't want to cause any more trouble for the American police and ruin the relationship between the two. He will go to the United States in the future, and he still needs the goodwill of the American police.

Thinking of the live broadcast, Xiao Yao turned his head to look at the TV screen, changed the subject and said, "We're doing a live broadcast here, and we can't just let Sister La interact with the water friends alone. I'll see if there are any interesting bullet screens."

"Looking at a large group of you eating hot pot, you are hungry, and want to eat hot pot!" Xiao Yao read a barrage, and then said, "If you want to eat, go and eat, now is the time for dinner, we It’s not considered poisoning late at night! But if you are alone, I suggest you not to eat hot pot, or you will feel very lonely. Eating hot pot alone is ranked fifth in the international loneliness scale, so don’t try it casually.”

"What is the international loneliness level? Why haven't I heard of it? You ranked it?" Not only someone asked in the barrage in the live broadcast room, but everyone else at the dinner table also asked Xiao Yao.

"You don't know?" Xiao Yao thought for a while, and found that this world didn't seem to have appeared, so he simply started to popularize science, "Then let me introduce it to you. The ranking of international loneliness: the first level, go to the supermarket alone. The second level, go to the restaurant to eat alone... The fifth level, go to eat hot pot alone, this is three levels behind the second level, so if this water friend is really hungry, I suggest you order a takeaway to eat. "

"Don't worry, there's more to come later," Xiao Yao looked at the "666" barrage that filled the screen, and continued, "Level 6, sing K alone. Level 7... and finally level 10, which is the last level. Advanced level, go for surgery alone! Single dogs, what level are you at? Now you know what level you are in?"

"Damn it, Xiao Yao, you've laid the groundwork for so long, isn't it just for the last sentence? Did the single dog provoke you?" Xu Liang looked at the screen full of words of "Shut up, old thief" and "I'm heartbroken". Barrage.

"Crit attack, I learned it from Sister La!" Xiao Yao laughed.

"Ah? It's my business!" Chen Beila exclaimed.

"It's not that I haven't watched your live broadcast." Xiao Yao looked at Chen Beila and said, "Queen of crit, now many anchors have your shadow in the style of chatting with water friends, and crit beating water friends is the most common .”

"Don't, don't, don't!" Chen Bella waved her hands quickly, "Besides, no matter how powerful my mouth is, I am not as powerful as your brain. Do you remember the song "Two Little Flower Dogs" that you sang with Sissy and Yiyi? "?"

"Everyone knows, I love small animals very much. I only abuse singles, not dogs!" Chen Beila imitated Xiao Yao's original appearance, and then said, "You let other water friends say I feel that being single is worse than a dog, saying that a single dog is an insult to a dog. Who is more powerful in crit? Also, I can’t make up such a long paragraph of loneliness level, you have the nerve to say that you are learning from me of?"

"Deduct 1 if you think Brother Guitar's crit damage is greater, and deduct 2 if you think Sister La's crit damage is greater!" Xu Liang said to the camera lens playfully, "Let's let the water friends comment!"

"Congratulations to Xiao Yao for winning!" Seeing the "1" on the screen, Xu Liang announced loudly.

"Okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't be so unfriendly to single people." Xiao Yao first bowed his head to admit his mistake, then smiled and spread his hands, "After all, I have a girlfriend very early, and I don't understand the pain of being single!"

"Xiao Yao, don't go too far, the water friends are separated by the Internet, but there are still many singles at this table." Xu Liang and others said dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, stop talking!" Xiao Yao lowered his head again and said, "After dinner, I will sing and apologize to everyone!"

"There will be a concert in a while, everyone is blessed!" Chen Beila said to the camera with a smile.

"Sing now? It's still early, I haven't finished my meal yet, I don't have the strength to sing until I'm full, everyone, don't worry, let's chat for a while. Chat while eating, let's talk about five yuan first, and promise not to abuse singles It's a dog!" Xiao Yao looked at the barrage, turned around and threw a piece of mutton into his mouth.

"You are in a different place, what should you do if you want a girlfriend?" Xiao Yao continued to read the barrage while eating, "Video, it's not ancient times now! If you want to think hard, fly to the United States. Did you go to the United States to watch Fashion Week?"

"Is it really not abusing single dogs? It's really not abusing, I promise not to abuse!" Xiao Yao reassured.

"What if a single dog feels lonely at night? I have become a spiritual mentor again?" Xiao Yao said seriously, "I can give you an idea so that everyone will not feel lonely."

"Huh?" Xiao Yao said so seriously, not only the water friends watching the live broadcast, but also everyone else at the table looked at Xiao Yao unexpectedly.

Xiao Yao deliberately lowered his voice and said: "Close the curtains, turn on the computer, turn off all the lights in the room, choose a horror movie, preferably a ghost movie, after watching it, you will feel that there are people in the bedroom, in the living room, and in the kitchen." , There are even people in the bathroom, with so many people accompanying you, you will definitely not feel lonely!"

"Damn it!" Xu Liang and the others couldn't help laughing and shouted.

"Xiao Yao!" Yin Xi threw a vegetable leaf at Xiao Yao in dissatisfaction, rubbing his arms and glaring at him, "The hairs are standing on end just because you said it!"

"Xiao Yao," Qin Hao couldn't help laughing, "One day, if you don't want to be a singer and an actor, you can change your career to become a comedian!"