Entertaining Children

"Didn't you say you wanted to retaliate deliberately?" Cao Bin looked at Xiao Yao with a smile and said, "How did it turn out that I wanted you to pop his forehead out?"

"I just said that I would continue to play him, but I didn't say that I would hit him so hard!" Xiao Yao laughed, "I thought you were making demands on me!"

"You want to keep playing him?" Chen Li said, "You mean your team will definitely win the first place?"

"Of course!" Xiao Yao nodded confidently.

"Yo~ Xueba is going to be serious, He Cheng is going to be miserable!" Kong Zheng smiled gloatingly, "It is destined to have a bag on his head!"

"How is it possible?" He Cheng said in disbelief, "Even if Xiao Yao can help the red team win the first place, he can still guarantee that our team will be the last?"

"Let's try it," Xiao Yao smiled, "Let's take a look at the exam rules and content of this subject first!"

"The subject of this test is Chinese, and the method of the test is to answer quickly." The director announced on the scene, "We will give each team a responding device, whoever grabs the answer, the teammates can discuss and help. Every question has only one chance to answer , one point will be awarded for the correct answer, no points will be deducted for the wrong answer, but the right to answer the question will be lost, and the other two teams will answer again, and the team with the least points will still be punished by the team with the most points.”

When the on-site director introduced the rules, the staff came over and gave each team a responder. Since they can discuss and discuss with each other, the members of each team sit together, but there is only one responder, so each team also has a player who is responsible for pressing the responder. Of course, the red team gave the answering device to Xiao Yao, and the yellow team still let Zhou Yunshan take charge of the answering machine. On the blue team, He Cheng personally mastered the answering device.

"Director," Xiao Yao raised his hand again after announcing the rules, "I want to ask, how many questions in total?"

"A total of six questions!" The on-site director replied.

"What if there is a tie for first or last?" Xiao Yao asked again.

"If there is a tie for first place, the two teams will each get one point. If there is a tie for last place, neither team will score." The on-site director said, "If either of these two situations occurs, there will be no final flick of the brain. punish."

"Understood!" Xiao Yao nodded.

"Do you have any questions?" the on-site director asked again.

"No!" Everyone shook their heads.

"Okay, let's start then!" said the on-site director, "First question, who is the author of "Robinson Crusoe"?"

When the on-site director read the questions, the projector in the classroom also projected the questions in text form on the projection screen on the podium.

"Who knows?" Everyone shouted.

"I've seen this movie and TV series, but I haven't really noticed who the author of the original book is!" Chen Lidao, "I knew the protagonist is Robinson Robinson!"

"Nonsense, I also know that the protagonist is called Robinson." Cao Bin complained, "Just look at the name! Who doesn't know that the protagonist of "Robinson Crusoe" is called Robinson?"

"This author seems to be an English writer in the 18th century." Xiao Yao rubbed his chin, seemingly unintentionally.

"Di~"

The voice of the answering machine rang.

"Yellow team answer!" The scene director said.

"Fielding?" Zhou Yunshan asked hesitantly.

"Who is it?" Everyone else asked Zhou Yunshan in a daze.

"An English writer in the 18th century, I remember that he was called the "father of British novels" by someone." Zhou Yunshan said.

"Sure enough, he is a top student!" Everyone praised.

"No, I guessed it too!" Zhou Yunshan waved her hands, "Actually, I don't know if it's right, but I know this one about the British writers of the 18th century!"

"Isn't Shakespeare from England?" Chen Li asked.

"Shakespeare is a European Renaissance writer, born in the 16th century and died in the 17th century!" Xiao Yao reminded, "What Yun Shan is talking about should be a writer in the 18th century."

"Oh~ yes!" Chen Li nodded. For Shakespeare,

He is still relatively familiar.

"Are you sure about the answer?" the on-site director asked Zhou Yunshan.

"Yunshan!" Xiao Yao shouted, "The author of "Robinson Crusoe" is not Henry Fielding, but Daniel Defoe!"

"Huh?" Zhou Yunshan asked in surprise, "Daniel Defoe?"

"If you believe me, answer Daniel Defoe!" Xiao Yao looked at Zhou Yunshan and said.

"Don't believe him!" He Cheng said, "If he knew, why didn't he snatch it just now?"

"I believe it!" Zhou Yunshan hesitated for a moment, but turned to the director and said, "Daniel Defoe, confirm the answer!"

"Correct answer!" The on-site director announced, "Team yellow gets a point!"

"Wow~" The three members of Team Yellow jumped up and clapped happily.

"You really know?" Wen Zonglang looked at Xiao Yao and said, "Then why didn't you snatch it just now?"

"It's okay, let's warm up!" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "There are still many opportunities in the future!"

"The second question, the four treasures of the study..." the director asked the second question.

"Di~"

This time, before the on-site director had finished asking the questions, the answering machine sounded, but the voice was not very noticeable when the on-site director was reading the questions.

"Which four things are you referring to?" The on-site director continued to read the entire question.

"Di~"

As soon as the director's voice fell, He Chengcheng immediately took a picture of the answering machine in front of him, and said with a smile, "This question is too simple!"

"The red team answers!" the scene director announced.

"Why?" He Cheng stood up and shouted.

"Because Xiao Yao of the red team has already pressed the answering machine just now!" said the on-site director. The program team had a special person watching the answering machines of the three teams. The MCs and guests didn't notice, which doesn't mean the program staff didn't notice either.

"What? He snatched you before you finished reading, that's a foul!" He Cheng said dissatisfied.

"During the last question, the director didn't say "Start rushing to answer" after reading the question, that is, there is no rule that you can't press ahead of time!" Xiao Yao said.

"Yes," the on-site director nodded, "The questions are projected for you to see at the same time. As long as the questions appear on the screen in front of you, you can grab them! I don't say to start answering the questions after reading the questions, that is, there is no rule to answer the questions time."

"The red team, please answer!" After the explanation, the on-site director continued.

"Brother Lang, come here!" Xiao Yao turned his head and made a gesture of invitation to Wen Zonglang.

"Pen, ink, paper, inkstone!" Wen Zonglang smiled and replied loudly while posing.

"The answer is correct!" The on-site director announced without any surprise, "The red team gets a point!"

"Look, I said warm up first, there are plenty of opportunities!" Xiao Yao turned to Cao Bin and Wen Zong and said.

"The third question, by..." The on-site director continued to ask the third question.

"Di~"

This time, the answering machine rang earlier than the previous question, almost as soon as the text of the previous question on the projection screen disappeared, the answering machine rang.

"Who is the poet of the Tang Dynasty praised by Su Shi as "there are paintings in the poems, and poems in the paintings"?" The on-site director continued to ask questions, and then announced, "Please answer the blue team!"

"Here, wait!" He Cheng didn't even look at the question when he pressed the answering device, and hurriedly discussed it with his teammates.

"Who? Do you know?" He Cheng asked his teammates.

"I don't know!" Gao Bo shook his head first, "There are so many famous poets in the Tang Dynasty, I know a lot, but I don't know who Su Shi is praising!"

"Why don't you just guess and tell me all the Tang Dynasty poets you know?" Ren Bing suggested.

"No, I have to confirm the final answer!" Lu Hang said, "The director asked Yun Shan to confirm the answer to the first question just now!"

"It doesn't matter! Just guess one!" He Chengdao, "Let's bet that people from other teams don't know. At worst, no one will get points for this question!"

At this time, the other two teams are also discussing. However, the yellow team got together to discuss the answer to the question, while the red team discussed other things from the answer to this question.

"Xiao Yao, you should know!" Cao Bin asked Xiao Yao, "You have participated in the "Ancient Poetry Conference"!"

"I know, but Brother Cheng's hands are too fast!" Xiao Yao said, "I think he just snatched it before he even saw the title!"

"Will you remind them?" Cao Bin asked.

"Of course I won't remind you!" Xiao Yao whispered, "We are opponents!"

"Then why did you remind Captain Huang just now?" Wen Zonglang asked strangely.

"Because my purpose is to blow the head of the blue team!" Xiao Yao said, "The yellow team and the blue team have the same score, so the blue team is not the last one!"

"I'll go, that's what you came up with!" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang said in surprise.

"That's right!" Xiao Yao said, "It's not too difficult to ensure that we get the first place and let the blue team take the last place. We get five points, the yellow team gets one point, and the blue team gets zero points!"

"So you didn't press the first question on purpose?" Wen Zong said.

"Well," Xiao Yao nodded, "If the topic was easy, I would definitely grab it. But as soon as the topic came out, I guess neither the yellow team nor the blue team would be able to do it, so I didn't rush to start. If the blue team snatched it first , I will definitely not tell them the correct answer, maybe I will deliberately mislead them. If the yellow team snatches it, I will tell them the correct answer! But I can’t just say that the yellow team grabs it, I will answer it for you , deliberately gave a clue to an eighteenth-century British writer."

"Now the yellow team has one point," Xiao Yao continued, "I just need to get all the remaining four points and not let the blue team get any points!"

"Just take all the remaining points?" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang were completely defeated by Xiao Yao, and they gave a thumbs up and said, "You are awesome!"

"Blue team, please answer!" The on-site director urged, "There is also a time limit for answering questions!"

"Li Bai and Du Fu are definitely not, I guess Bai Juyi!" He Cheng said.

"Are you sure?" the on-site director asked again.

"Xiao Yao, is the answer Bai Juyi?" Ren Bing turned to ask Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao shrugged and spread his hands, and then made a zip movement to his lips.

"We are opponents, you ask us!" Cao Bin smiled and answered for Xiao Yao.

"Then Xiao Yao reminded Yun Shan just now!" Lu Hang said.

"The yellow team got the score just now, so Xiao Yao has behaved now and stopped talking!" Wen Zong said loudly.

"Are you sure about the answer?" the on-site director asked again.

"Confirm!" He Cheng gritted his teeth.

"Wrong answer!" said the on-site director.

"Di~"

Xiao Yao immediately pressed the answering device.

"The red team answered!" the on-site director said.

"Wang Wei!" Xiao Yao said.

"Correct answer!" the scene director announced, "Two points for the red team!"

"I'll go! He really knows!" The yellow team and the blue team exclaimed.

"Excellent!" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang did not celebrate excitedly, but praised Xiao Yao by patting on the shoulder.

"Question 4," the on-site director continued, "Please tell me the classic Chinese classic "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"..."

"Di~"

This time, someone pressed the answering machine before the on-site director finished reading the question.

"The author of the opening speech." The on-site director finished reading the title, and then announced, "The red team still got it, please answer."

"This question is too easy!" He Cheng said angrily, "I can't beat him even if I try my hand speed!"

"Yang Shen!" Xiao Yao replied.

"Ah?" Several people showed surprised expressions, and it was obvious that Xiao Yao's answer was different from what they thought.

"Are you sure about the answer?" the on-site director asked Xiao Yao.

"Yang Shen, confirm!" Xiao Yao said confidently.

"The answer is correct!" The on-site director announced, "The red team gets three points!"

"What? Isn't it Luo Guanzhong?" He Cheng blurted out.

"Brother Cheng, Luo Guanzhong is the author of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the question is about the author of the opening words, not the author of the novel." Xiao Yao pointed to the question on the projection screen, "The "Rolling Yangtze River" at the beginning of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" "East Passing Water" was written by Yang Shen, a great talent in the Ming Dynasty, and the ci card is "Linjiang Fairy"."

"Huh?" He Chengdao, "Didn't Luo Guanzhong write the opening line of Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"

"You still complain about your hand speed like this!" Cao Bin laughed at He Chengdao, "This question is too simple? Luo Guanzhong? Even if you get the right to answer the question, you can't answer it right!"

"Are you embarrassed to call me?" He Cheng replied, "When Xiao Yao answered the question just now, you also said "ah". Do you dare to say that you thought it was Luo Guanzhong?"

"So what? I'm not the one answering the question in our team!" Cao Bin spread his hands, "Ah, it was an accident. I thought the answer was wrong, but I never doubted that the true scholar in our team answered the question." wrong!"

"Next question!" The on-site director said again, and the scene immediately fell silent.

"Please say an idiom according to the equation below." The director said, "I won't read the equation, everyone watch the projection yourself!"

After the director's voice fell, an equation "10002=100X100X100" appeared below the title on the projection screen.

"I'll go! Is this a math problem or a Chinese problem?" Everyone shouted.

"Di~"

The answering machine sounded again!

"The red team answered!" There was a trace of helplessness in the director's tone.

"Do everything possible!" Xiao Yao replied.

"Oh~" The others suddenly realized.

"The answer is correct!" The on-site director said, "The red team gets four points!"

"Is there one last question left? The red team has scored four points, and has secured the first place in advance!" Zhou Yunshan said suddenly.

"Yes!" The others also thought of this and nodded.

"My darling!" Chen Li sighed, "Xiao Yao really said that if you take the first place, you will take the first place!"

"The last question!" The on-site director continued to ask the question, "Please name the four historical figures implied in the following pair: Two boats are parallel, and the speed of the oar is not as fast as the sail. .”

"Di~"

The voice of the answering machine sounded.

"It's still the red team!" The on-site director announced the ownership of the right to answer the question, and then reminded, "All four must be correct to be considered correct. As long as one of them is wrong, the right to answer the question will be given to other teams!"

"Understood!" Xiao Yao nodded, and answered, "Lu Su, Fan Kui, Di Qing, Xiao He! Two civil servants and two military generals, the first couplet said that literature is not as good as martial arts, and the next one says that martial arts are not as good as literature!"

"The answer is correct!" The on-site director announced, "The red team gets five points!"

"I'll go, a total of six questions, Xiao Yao scored five points alone!" Chen Li exclaimed.

"The point our team scored was also answered by him!" Zhou Yunshan reminded, "All six questions were answered by him!"

"This is too awesome!" Everyone lamented.

"The Chinese subject test is over," the on-site director said, announcing the results. "The final score is: five points for the red team, one point for the yellow team, and zero points for the blue team, so the blue team will be punished by the red team!"

"It's really the red team fighting the blue team!" Everyone reacted and exclaimed in unison.

"Xiao Yao, you deliberately didn't grab the first question, let the yellow team answer it!" He Cheng looked at Xiao Yao and said.

"Of course!" Wen Zonglang replied for Xiao Yao, "Didn't you just say that even if Xiao Yao helped the red team win the first place, there is no guarantee that your blue team will be last? If the yellow team doesn't get points, how can you guarantee that?" Are you the last one?"

"Xiao Yao told me just now," Cao Bin also stood up and broke the news, "He planned to let the yellow team get one point from the beginning, and he took all the remaining five points, so that we can guarantee that we are number one, blue The team is the last one. If the first question is a relatively easy one, he will grab it and answer it himself. When he encounters a difficult question that you probably don’t know, he will not press it and wait for the yellow team to grab the answer. After the right, he will tell the yellow team the correct answer. As long as the yellow team gets one point, he will not miss any questions in the future."

"There is still this kind of operation?" The people of the yellow and blue teams were dumbfounded, and looked at Xiao Yao in astonishment, "So this is how Xueba plays?"