Entertaining Children

"I can't hear it!" Ke Jun smiled and pointed to the phone.

"Okay, don't report it, we don't have what you reported here." Luo Chongwen said to the landline phone that pressed the speakerphone.

Xiao Yao on the other side stopped after reporting almost halfway. After hearing Luo Chongwen's words, he switched back to the mechanical voice and said, "Complain!"

"Hey, you still want to complain? Who are you?" Luo Chongwen said with a smile.

"Auto!" Xiao Yao replied.

"Auto? Is it really a robot?" Luo Chongwen said helplessly.

"Then when are you coming?" Ke Jun interrupted and asked.

"Tomorrow!" Xiao Yao said.

"You won't tell us who you are, will you?" Ke Jun asked again as if confirming.

"Auto!" Xiao Yao replied mechanically.

"Hey, you're still pretending to be addicted, aren't you?" Ke Jun called out.

"Goodbye!" Xiao Yao said.

"Goodbye? You're not ordering?" Luo Chongwen asked strangely.

"Then listen up!" Xiao Yao took another sip of Jingdian and began to report the name of the dish, "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, roasted pig and roasted duck Sauce Chicken Bacon Songhua Xiaoduer…”

"Okay, I said there is no Manchu Banquet! I don't think you ordered dishes on purpose, so let's do it, and we'll talk about it when we come tomorrow!" Luo Chongwen interjected. After finishing speaking, he simply reached out and hung up the phone.

"They hung up the phone!" Xiao Yao looked at the phone screen, then spread his hands and smiled and asked the film crew of the program that was filming in front of him to follow the director, "Can I really complain about their service attitude?"

The entire film crew didn't speak, they just looked at Xiao Yao helplessly.

On the other side, Luo Chongwen who hung up the phone asked Ke Jun, "Did you recognize who it was?"

"No!" Ke Jun shook his head and said, "I feel that Guankou speaks very slickly, very much like a cross talk talker."

"It's just so boring, it's very similar to what their cross talk actors do!" Luo Chongwen nodded with a smile, and then said to Ke Jun, "The crosstalk stars who can be invited by the program group, except for Lao Gao, These are his well-known apprentices from the Chengwen Society, do you sound like them?"

The Lao Gao that Luo Chongwen spoke of was Gao Chengguang whom Xiao Yao had met in the final of "Sound on the Scene". Some of the members are disciples trained by him. Gao Chengguang and several disciples have set foot in the entertainment industry, and there are quite a few stars among them. When it comes to celebrity stars participating in variety shows, everyone first thinks of people from Chengwenshe.

"It doesn't sound like it." Ke Jun thought for a while, then shook his head helplessly, "The most important thing is the voice of the robot at the front and back. I can't tell who it is at all."

"It's fine if you can't hear it." Luo Chongwen shook his hands and said, "Whoever he is, he dares to play us like this, and arrange more work for him when he comes tomorrow!"

Xiao Yao, who was far away in Shencheng, was about to send the crew of the show away when he suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck for no reason.

The filming location of the show is located in Tonglu County, East Zhejiang Province. Tonglu County belongs to Hangzhou City, and it is only a few tens of kilometers away from Hangzhou City. Flying guests usually go to Hangzhou by themselves, and the program team sends people to Hangzhou to pick them up. .

Shencheng is not far from Hangzhou, and it only takes about an hour to take the high-speed rail, which is almost less than the flight time of all flights, and the security check procedure at the train station is much simpler than that at the airport, so there is no flight from Shanghai to Hangzhou, Xiao Yaoci I arrived in Hangzhou by high-speed train early in the morning. After meeting with the program team staff who came to pick up people at the high-speed rail station, everyone immediately set off for the mushroom house.

It takes about an hour to drive from the high-speed rail station in Hangzhou to Mushroom House. The car Xiao Yao was riding in was equipped with a camera, and the time on the road was recorded. But Xiao Yao came alone this time, no one chatted and interacted, and he came very early, and he didn't want to call to disturb the people in the mushroom house who might not have woken up, so he quietly looked sideways for an hour along the way landscape.

After about an hour,

A group of vehicles entered the small mountain village where the mushroom house was located. At an intersection in the village, the driver stopped the car and let Xiao Yao down.

The mushroom house is built on a small slope in the village. There is a concrete uphill road several hundred meters on the left hand side of the place where Xiao Yao got off the car. Walking up this cement road is the mushroom house. However, the last part of the journey is usually for the flying guests to drag their luggage up.

After unloading the luggage, Xiao Yao dragged the luggage and walked up the slope. It was still early and the temperature was not high. The surface of this section of cement road is relatively flat, and it is not too strenuous to drag the suitcase. Along the way is a field and rapeseed field. The scenery is very good, and it looks refreshing. Xiao Yao also walked without much effort At the door of the mushroom house.

Xiao Yao didn't yell loudly, he carried his suitcase up the stone steps at the entrance of the courtyard, and gently pushed open the courtyard door to look around.

The wooden courtyard door made some noise when it turned. Someone in the courtyard heard the sound and turned to look at the door.

"Hey, someone is coming!" Ke Jun was the first to see Xiao Yao's head poking in, and he stood up with a smile and shouted.

"Someone is here!" Ke Jun called out, and other people in the courtyard also stood up to greet him.

"Hello, Teacher Luo, Hello, Teacher Ke!" Seeing everyone get up, Xiao Yao opened the door and walked in with a suitcase, and said hello to Luo Chongwen and Ke Jun who were walking in the front in the yard.

After greeting Xiao Yao, Luo Chongwen introduced Xiao Yao, Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu.

Although Luo Chongwen and Xiao Yao have not dealt with each other many times, they know each other well, and they don't appear to be too familiar with each other. Luo Chongwen is the head of the four resident guests, so even though Xiao Yao and Ke Jun have more contacts and are more familiar with each other, this introduction is still done by Luo Chongwen.

"Is it just the four of you? Where are the guests from yesterday?" After greeting the four of them, Xiao Yao looked up and looked around, and asked a little strangely, "Have you not gotten up yet, or have you already left?"

The flying guests of this program usually come around noon the day before, stay here for one night, and leave at noon or afternoon the next day. The two waves of flying guests often overlap in time. It is still relatively early now, and it is reasonable to say that yesterday's guests should not have left, but at this time there are only four hosts in the yard, and it is inevitable that Xiao Yao will feel a little strange if he does not see yesterday's guests.

"No, not at all." Ke Jun explained with a smile, "Yesterday's guests were two teachers, Xu Zhen and Yu Yaohui. They both got up early in the morning and went fishing by the fish pond, where is it!" , Ke Jun pointed in the direction of the fish pond outside the courtyard wall.

The outside of the mushroom house is surrounded by a wooden wall, but the height is not too high, only a little over one meter. In addition, the mushroom house is on a higher terrain, so the view is still very good.

Xiao Yao looked in the direction Ke Jun pointed, and he saw two figures, and nodded with a smile, "Yes! You two really enjoy life. It seems that you really enjoy life."

"They'll probably be back in a while, so put your luggage first." Luo Chongwen laughed.

"Have you had breakfast? Those of us who got up late are having breakfast, do you want to have some together?" Ke Jun asked with concern.

"No need, I already had breakfast when I came here!" Xiao Yao smiled and shook his head.

"Let me help you with your luggage!" Yang Yu took the initiative to reach out to pick up the suitcase in Xiao Yao's hand, "You go and sit, and I will help you put your luggage in the room."

"No need, I'll do it myself, just tell me where to put it." Xiao Yao let the aisle pass with a smile.

"It's okay, give it to Yang Yu!" Luo Chongwen smiled and hugged Xiao Yao and said, "Yesterday, you were the one who said that Guankou reported the name of the dish on the phone, right? Let's go over and have a chat first." Luo Chongwen looked unfriendly He dragged Xiao Yao to walk under the pergola in the yard.

"Well, Yang Yu, wait a minute!" Xiao Yao, who had already let go of the luggage trolley, took the suitcase back and said to Luo Chongwen, "Mr. Luo, I brought you something."

"Is there a gift?" Ke Jun said happily, "It's great!"

"Actually, I originally wanted to wait for yesterday's guests to leave before giving it to you," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "but suddenly I felt a chill on my back, so I had to take it out in advance."

"The back is chilly?" Ke Jun was stunned for a moment, then he came to his senses, looked at Luo Chongwen and said, "Mr. Luo, didn't he just show off his mouth, and didn't say that he really wanted you to cook those dishes, you Look at you scaring Xiao Yao! He's still a child!"

"It's fine if others don't know, but you don't know him yet?" Luo Chongwen chuckled, "Will this little monster be scared by me?"

"What are they talking about?" Qiu Zhihao asked Yang Yu who was beside him in a little confusion.

"Yesterday, there were only two calls to order food, and the other was two female customers. Didn't you answer the men's order calls?" Yang Yu patted Qiu Zhihao with a smile, and then walked under the arbor, "Let's go , to see what presents there are."

"You were the one who talked about cross talk on the phone yesterday?" Qiu Zhihao came to his senses, caught up with Xiao Yao and asked.

"It's not a cross talk, it's just a guankou!" Xiao Yao nodded with a smile.

"You speak so fast, amazing!" Qiu Zhihao said with a thumbs up.

"Thank you!" Xiao Yao smiled.

"By the way, the voice of that robot is also you? Did you use a voice changer?" Qiu Zhihao asked again.

"No, that was forced out." Xiao Yao shook his head with a smile, and then said in a mechanical voice, "Hello!"

"Wow!" Yang Yu and Qiu Zhihao stared at Xiao Yao with wide eyes.

Yang Yu was the only one among the four masters who hadn't answered Xiao Yao's call to order food yesterday, and hadn't heard Xiao Yao's mechanical voice. He was shocked when he heard it now.

"This guy is a voice monster!" Ke Jun said to the two, "Xiao Yao participated in "Immersive Sound". In that program, he acted as one person dubbing nine characters in an animated film at the same time."

"So powerful!" Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu exclaimed together.

"Mr. Ke, are you giving me a chance to do an oral broadcast?" Xiao Yao smiled at Ke Jun, turned his head to face the camera and said, "Since Mr. Ke talked about animated movies, then I will make an advertisement by the way! June On the 25th, my animated film "WALL-E" will be released, please support me!"

"This advertisement is really not blunt at all!" Ke Jun laughed.

"Okay, why don't we just promote the movie? We can't accept gifts for nothing!" Luo Chongwen smiled, then deliberately turned his head and stretched his ears to Xiao Yao, "What month and when will it be released? The name of the movie what is it call?"

"WALL-E! June 25th!" Xiao Yao repeated with a smile.

"What's the date?" Ke Jun also pretended not to hear clearly and asked by his ear.

"June 25th, "Wall-E"!" Xiao Yao repeated, and then pulled Ke Jun and said, "Okay, that's enough, thank you two teachers!"

"Okay, the goal has been achieved!" Xiao Yao picked up the suitcase and stood up, "Actually, I didn't bring any presents!"

"Hey! Are you kidding us again?" Luo Chongwen stood up "angrily", and said to the two young men, "Zhihao, Yang Yu, hold me down and beat me up!"

"Don't, don't, just kidding!" Xiao Yao quickly sat down, opened the suitcase and said, "There is a gift!"

"Teacher Ke, this is for you!" Xiao Yao took out a hand-operated coffee grinder from the suitcase and handed it to Ke Jun.

"Hand-cranked coffee machine? This thing is good!" Ke Jun took it with a smile, "In this way, everyone can make freshly ground coffee!"

"There are only machines, but no beans! Does the program provide coffee beans?" Yang Yu asked aside.

"Yes, I brought it!" Xiao Yao dug out four packs of coffee beans from the suitcase and put them on the table, "Two packs of American coffee beans, two packs of Korean coffee beans, these two brands are not very famous, they belong to the minority Brand, you may not have heard of it, but it tastes good, I tried it!"

"Brought from abroad?" Ke Jun picked up four packs of coffee beans, looked at the packaging outside and said, "You really have a heart!"

"It's true that they were brought back from abroad, but I didn't bring them back!" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "I usually don't have the habit of bringing goods. This is what my assistant bought when he went abroad with me. This time I'm here to bring you I bought a coffee grinder, and I thought it would be impossible to just have a machine without beans, so I grabbed a few packs from my assistant!"

"You snatched something from your assistant? Are you too embarrassed?" Ke Jun smiled helplessly.

"I've seen hell for being your assistant!" Luo Chongwen also shook his head amusedly.

"This is a toy for Da Huang and Xiao Huang!" Xiao Yao took out two tennis balls from the corner of the box and looked up, "Where are they?"

Da Huang and Xiao Huang are two pastoral dogs raised by the four in the show. With the popularity of the show, these two cute puppies have also become stars, and they also opened a Weibo account, and the show team has a dedicated person to take care of it.

"I went fishing with Teacher Yu Zhen and the others!" Ke Jun laughed, "Yesterday, Teacher Yu Zhen and the others had a really good time with Erhuang. They took them out when they went fishing in the morning, saying that they were going for a walk!"

"Go fishing with two dogs? Can they catch fish?" Xiao Yao also shook his head and laughed.

"But why don't you bring these two tennis balls for them to play with?" Ke Jun stretched out his hand to take the tennis ball in Xiao Yao's hand and played with it.

"This is no ordinary tennis ball!" Xiao Yao laughed, "These two tennis balls were used by Li Ai!"

"What? Li Ai?" Ke Jun was so frightened that his hands shook, two tennis balls fell out of his hands, and he hurriedly bent over to pick them up.

"Who is Li Ai?" Qiu Zhihao asked Yang Yu next to him in a low voice.

"Li Ai is the most powerful female tennis player in China, she has won the Grand Slam championship!" Luo Chongwen looked at Qiu Zhihao and said.

"Ah? So powerful?" Qiu Zhihao said in surprise.

"Is this the tennis ball that Li Ai gave you?" Luo Chongwen smiled and said to Xiao Yao, "You give the tennis ball she gave you as a toy for our Erhuang, you are not afraid that she will settle accounts with you after watching this episode ah?"

The matter between Xiao Yao and Li Ai used to be hot news. The relationship between the two is well known. It is not surprising that Xiao Yao has a tennis ball used by Li Ai in his hand.

"This is not what Sister Ai gave me!" Xiao Yao shook his head, "The tennis ball that Sister Ai gave me has her signature on it, of course I keep it at home. I have seen Sister Ai's training, this is my She probably didn't even know about the two sneaked out of her training balls! But she must have touched these two tennis balls!"

"The coffee beans for us are snatched, and the toys for Erhuang are Shun. Who are you?" Ke Jun shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, "Are you still the positive young man we knew?"

"It's okay, I think it's pretty good!" Luo Chongwen said with a smile, "And me, did you bring me any present?"

"Me! I am a gift to Mr. Luo!" Xiao Yao opened his arms and smiled.

"Huh~" Ke Jun said with a look of disgust, "Is it nasty or not, are you?"

"I~" Luo Chongwen was also "angry", and made a gesture to take off his shoes, "What do I want you for?"

Luo Chongwen took his shoes and threw them at the show director, Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu in previous shows. Seeing that Luo Chongwen was about to take off his shoes, Xiao Yao hurriedly said, "I can help you cook!"

"You know how to cook?" Luo Chongwen stopped his hands to take off his shoes.

"Yes!" Xiao Yao nodded, "Maybe the taste is not as good as yours, but I can do everything in the kitchen, and it is definitely enough to help you. I know that it is hard for you to cook for so many people , I can help you cook, so that you can relax a little bit!"

"Okay, I'll see how you behave later!" Luo Chongwen put down his hand, seemingly letting Xiao Yao go.

Luo Chongwen's main task in this program is to cook, and cooking is also a very hard job. If Xiao Yao is really a good kitchen helper, it would be a good gift to make his cooking easier.

"What about ours?" Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu looked at Xiao Yao expectantly and asked.

"I'm sorry, I didn't bring gifts for you two!" Xiao Yao laughed.

"Isn't it? We don't have presents?" Qiu Zhihao said in surprise, his eyes widened.

"Erhuang both have gifts, but we don't?" Yang Yu also called out.

"Hehe," Luo Chongwen laughed and teased the two people who looked unhappy, "You two are even worse than dogs!"

"Brother, the two of us are really worse than dogs!" Yang Yu cried bitterly while hugging Qiu Zhihao.

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