Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang asked me to sign

Chapter 057

Lu Yan prepared two hiking bags, one large and one small.

Large hiking bags were stuffed with food and water.

The small hiking bag contains some daily necessities such as towels, tissues, and sunscreen.

At the same time, Yang Mi also took a suitcase.

Inside were several pairs of pants worn by the ladies.

Because beware of them peeing their pants or even pulling their pants.

Xiao Yan stretched.

“Dad, shall I help you carry a school bag?”

Lu Yan said with a smile: “This is a mountaineering bag, which can also be called a backpack, not a school bag.” ”

The little one nodded: “I’ll help my father carry it anyway.” ”

She took a deep breath, put up a stance, and grabbed the shoulder straps of her hiking bag.

“Hey!”

Xiao Yan let out a coquettish sigh.

It has the momentum of Lu Zhishen plucking the willows.

But the bag doesn’t move.

“Hey yo! Hey yo! ”

Xiao Yan did not admit defeat and exerted the strength to breastfeed, but it still didn’t help.

“Why don’t you move? Hey yo! Hey yo! ”

“Hey yo yo pluck turnips, hey yo yo pluck can’t move. The old woman come quickly, come and help us pull the turnips…”

The hiking bag is not moved at all.

Xiao Yan sang instead.

Lu Yan laughed: “This is all right?” ”

“I’ll help Dad move.”

Xiao Tong rolled up her sleeves, revealing her little arms that were white and fat, and their dimensions were thicker than her sister’s.

She picked up the small hiking bag in one breath.

Xiao Tong mischievously spat out his powdered tongue.

That’s it?

soeasy！

“I helped my dad move it.”

Xiao Tong is worthy of being a tiger girl.

She threw the small bag on the ground, held the large bag and lifted it up.

Pity.

She suffered the same embarrassment as her sister and remained motionless.

The stinky girl moved.

“Dad, you carry me and my bags, right? So I can hold it for you. ”

Lu Yan’s eyes straightened.

At a young age, I have 10,000 hearts.

It’s just bitter Lu Yan.

The girlfriend didn’t help him reduce his stress.

It is also necessary to increase the burden.

In the end, it was Lu Yan who endured all this.

He bent down and carried Xiao Tong and the big hiking bag on his back.

He did not dare to straighten his waist.

Because of this, the weight of the hiking bag will smash Xiao Tong down.

I can only lean over like an old lady.

Let the weight of your hiking bag weigh on your back.

Xiao Tong almost laughed and gently patted Lu Yan’s shoulder.

“Drive! Drive! Drive!

Cluck, click…”

Lu Yan: “…”

Are you riding a horse here?

When someone rides a horse, they sit on horseback.

Lu Yan’s horse also has the function of carrying cargo.

Again as a horse and as a mule!

……

Very heavy traffic during the festival.

It took half a day to arrive at Xiangshan Park.

After parking the car, the family of four all put on caps, sunglasses, and masks.

Armed at all points!

For fear of being recognized.

Although Xiao Yan Xiaotong was a mess.

But the influence of the two of them is limited.

The biggest problem is how Lu Yan and Yang Mi hide!

The little two are too hot and recognizable.

Lu Yan’s heavenly voice.

Just open your mouth.

Young people who often pay attention to the entertainment industry can immediately recognize it.

Yang Mi’s voice is not good.

But it is also very characteristic.

Soft and sticky little milk sound, very recognizable.

There are a lot of people in the park.

A family of four walked several hundred meters hand in hand.

Came to an open field.

From here, look high.

Golden maple leaves and red maple leaves scattered throughout the mountains.

Like gold and red flames, it is extremely spectacular.

In contrast, nature or fragrant mountain autumn leaves are more famous.

Yang Mi took Lu Yan’s arm.

“Husband, I want to take many, many beautiful photos, and I want to take pictures with you.”

“But we were wearing masks, and the effect was not good.”

“The girls are too young to help us take pictures, what should I do?”

Lu Yan gently patted her butt: “Go up and talk again.” ”

Then.

Little lady Xiao Yan suddenly spoke.

“Daddy, pee…”

Lu Yan looked around.

There are no toilets.

“Can you hold on? Mom takes you to the toilet. ”

When a three-year-old wants to urinate, he has been able to hold it for a while.

But this time is short.

Maybe two or three minutes.

Not enough to find a toilet at all.

Almost all parents will hold their baby and solve it on the spot.

This has nothing to do with whether we talk about civilized hygiene or not.

If not solved in place.

The baby is going to pee in his pants.

Yang Mi rarely takes her daughters out and has never encountered this situation.

Lu Yan took Xiao Yan to the back of a big tree.

Yang Mi is responsible for releasing the wind.

Lu Yan smiled bitterly: “Aren’t you adding to the chaos when you let the wind go?” Originally, I was a father who took his daughter to pee behind a tree, how normal is it? ”

“No one will be watching, and they won’t find out my identity.”

“You are looking on the side of the road so high-profile, in case you are recognized, the whole family will be unlucky.”

This behavior is actually very commonplace.

But the family of four is a big star.

If it is photographed by passers-by and posted online.

There will definitely be a large wave of brain-dead netizens on the platform, criticizing Lu Yan for not paying attention to public morality and low quality.

Yang Mi suddenly realized: “That’s right.” ”

She turned her back, lowered the brim of her hat, and pretended to look down at her phone.

Tourists come and go, and no one notices her at all.

After the fact.

Lu Yan calmly walked out holding Xiao Yan.

Yang Mi smiled.

“Husband, I feel so happy at this moment!”

“I’m a big star and I rarely appear in public.”

“Not to mention taking a girl to pee under the noses of so many people.”

“Since I have a husband, there are surprises every day, new attempts every day. Really blissful! ”

Lu Yan said seriously: “This luck, it is better to be lucky luck.” ”

“Get out!”