Du Jiang.
A vast forest.
On the winding road, cars are driving smoothly.
The recording of the first episode of the first season of “Where Did Daddy Go” has officially begun.
Take the form of a live broadcast like “yearning”.
Set up a main live broadcast room, as well as many sub-live broadcast rooms.
Except dads and babies.
A separate live broadcast room was also opened for the mothers in the studio.
Rear of the car.
Lu Yan put his arm around Xiaoyan Xiaotong.
The two pink balls looked curiously at the rapidly passing forest.
Xiao Yan said in a milky voice: “Dad, when you go to the big forest, you can pick mushrooms!” ”
“The little girl picking mushrooms is carrying a big bamboo basket…”
As Xiao Yan continues to grow up, her voice development is getting better and better.
The grasp of melody and rhythm is also improving.
The singing is getting better and better.
Xiao Tong clenched his fists: “There are big tigers in the forest, I will beat the tigers for my father!” Roar! ”
Lu Yan asked, “What about the tiger after fighting?” ”
“After fighting the tiger… Eat meat! I cooked a big pot of tiger meat for my father. ”
Lu Yan hurriedly declared to the camera in fright.
“Xiao Tong’s words are purely my own brain supplement, and have nothing to do with my education. Don’t invite me to tea. ”
“Hahaha, Xiao Tong is so cute, and you still want to eat tiger meat?”
“It’s not fun! Teacher Lu is scared stupid, right? ”
“My sister is well-behaved and cute, and my sister is tiger and cute. One Lin Daiyu, one female version of Lu Zhishen. ”
“It’s really two little angels!”
“I want to steal Xiao Tong home, who is for and who is against?”
“There are a lot of babies, so far, Xiaoyan Xiaotong is the cutest, and then Duoduo.”
“I still don’t know Wang Shiling, why do you feel that she is so annoying? Fat like pigs. ”
“Xiao Tong is also quite fat, but it’s not so exaggerated, and Xiao Tong is too attractive.”
……
Soon.
The car of the program group arrived at the meeting point.
Village Chief He Yu walked out wearing a captain’s suit and large sunglasses.
“Welcome parents and babies to the meeting point of the first issue of “Where Did Daddy Go” at 620. I am the village chief He Jiao. ”
Teacher He tried to maintain a serious posture.
Align yourself with the status of captain.
Lu Yanqi coaxed: “Teacher He is so handsome.” ”
He Yu instantly broke his defense and burst out laughing.
“Serious and serious, I’m the captain, it’s not cool to laugh.”
“Did you see the planes in the back? Please fly to your final destination. ”
Lu Yan held Xiaoyan Xiaotong on the plane.
With the captain’s operation, the propeller spun rapidly.
The plane slowly lifted off!
Xiao Yan excitedly overlooked the green forest below.
“Dad, we’re flying, higher than a bird.”
Xiao Tong raised his head: “Dad, will we fly to the sky?” ”
Lu Yan smiled and said, “It’s already in the sky.” ”
Xiao Tong shook his head: “A little higher, fly to the South Heavenly Gate.” ”
Lu Yan poked her in the face.
Gooo
“Xiao Tong is so great, even the South Heavenly Gate knows about it? Airplanes can’t fly that high. ”
Xiao Tong pursed her small mouth, slightly disappointed.
Subsequently, an aircraft was parked on the tarmac.
The guests and babies were put down.
He Yu pointed to a few log cabins behind.
“Did you see that? In the mountains, there are only these few cabins. ”
“Conditions are very limited and supplies are particularly scarce. The babies say, where should you get food? ”
Xiao Yan was the first to speak: “Go to the big mall.” ”
He Yu shook his head: “Where is there a shopping mall in the mountains?” ”
Xiao Tong also thought about her big tiger: “Catch the tiger and eat it.” ”
Lu Yan collapsed incomparably.
If the relevant departments don’t come to investigate, you don’t stop!
Strength pit daddy.
Duoduo said: “We can hunt. Eat hares, pheasants, wild boars, wild fruits. (bdef) Huang Lei touched her head.
“How to hunt, do you have tools? Can you fight wild boar? ”
Duoduo shook his head weakly: “I can’t beat it.” Dad went to fight. ”
In the eyes of the daughter.
Dad is incredibly tall.
Mighty as a mountain, omnipotent.
Hitting a wild boar makes sense, right?
See the desolate scene in the mountains.
Wang Shiling puffed out her cheeks, and her fat face was rounder than a plate.
“Dad, is there a big chocolate here? Do you have donuts and ice cream? ”
Wang Yuelun shook his head: “No. ”
“I want foie gras, I want to eat sea cucumbers, and abalone.”
Wang Yuelun comforted: “Go home, can Dad buy it for you?” Today we can eat game. ”
Wang Shiling pouted, very reluctantly.
It can be seen from the size of a family of three fat pigs.
Their whole family is big foodies.
Usually absolutely big fish and meat without moderation.
Xiao Yan Xiaotong was fed by Lu Yan, and his appetite was also very good.
But they are well fed and have good food.
It doesn’t matter if you are a mountain or a wild food.
“What is Wang Shiling here for? If you want to be a little princess, hurry home. ”
“I like children very much, but Wang Shiling, the more I look at it, the more unpleasant it is!”
“Is there a possibility that you see that their whole family is not favorable?” That’s right! ”
“Can you quickly disperse the action and only give Teacher Lu and Xiaoyan Xiaotong a shot? Don’t be in the same frame with Wang Shiling anymore. ”
……
He explained: “Later, the helicopter will drop ingredients, a total of ten boxes, scattered in various areas of the forest. ”
“It needs dad and baby to look for it together. If you find it, the ingredients belong to you. ”
“The more you find in which group, the richer the lunch.”
I saw helicopters hovering over the forest.
Keep dropping boxes one by one.
Some boxes are very close.
Some boxes are far away from them.
Need to look in the middle of nowhere.
The fathers watched as the ingredients were airdropped to various areas, their faces full of anxiety and helplessness.
Can’t wait to find it.
They are adults and can go hungry.
But in order for your baby to eat well, you must roll it up! (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
Lu Yan didn’t have time to watch the liveliness.
He is based on data such as the approximate flight speed, altitude, and visual distance of the plane.
Use your brain to calculate the approximate location of each box.
Previously, Lu Yan fused skills such as “master of mathematics” and “master of physics”.
His brain is a small computer.
It’s certainly not as fast and accurate as real computer calculations.
But he had a terrifying brainstorm in his head.
After all the ingredients are airdropped.
Lu Yan calculated the approximate area of the ten boxes.
It cannot be accurate to a specific coordinate.
But it can basically be locked to a radius of several hundred meters.
He Yi clapped his hands: “Parents and babies in various groups, you can go to find ingredients.” ”
“Everyone set off separately and try to gather here at 11:30 p.m.”
“Let’s go!”
Xiao Tong was like a fierce tiger descending the mountain and rushing straight into the depths of the forest.
Lu Yan quickly followed with Xiao Yan.
This kind of competition mechanism is still quite interesting.
It can educate babies from an early age to develop a sense of competition and worry.
The world is the law of the jungle.
There are so many resources.
Whoever grabs more resources will eat fragrant and drink spicy.
If you can’t grab resources, you can only suffer from freezing and starvation.
Although the babies are all rich second generation.
It is very likely that you will have food and clothing for the rest of your life.
But growing up also comes with a lot of competition.
The slightest mistake can be doomed.
It must be rolled up from a small size!
Lu Yan was followed by three people.
Two are videographers, taking turns shooting.
After all, there are so many mountain roads to walk.
If there is only one cameraman in the whole process, carry a large camera to follow the shot.
I’m afraid I’m going to die of exhaustion!
There is also a staff member who plays soy sauce.
In the event of an emergency, he can help.
Lu Yan looked at the camera: “Xiaoyan Xiaotong, my mother can see you on the other side of the camera.” Say hello to your mother? ”
Xiao Yan waved his hand excitedly: “Mom, I’m in the big forest with my father.” Dad is going to take me to find something delicious! ”
“Mom, I miss you so much, wait until I go back and kiss and hug.”
Xiao Yan’s way of showing love is very straightforward.
These are warm words.
Speaking in her little milk voice, it was very touching.
Xiao Tong’s side is a completely different painting style.
“Mom, wait for me to fight the big tiger for you to eat!”
Yang Mi in the studio instantly turned red when she saw this scene.
Forcibly held back the tears.
She became more and more worried about her girls.
My husband is indeed superhuman and can do anything.
But in this vast forest.
One belt two, what if something goes wrong?
Not to mention encountering tigers, wild wolves or whatnot.
Even if you encounter a wild boar, it is very dangerous.
Lu Yan’s brain was racing.
A radar scan appeared in my mind.
Ten points are marked in the figure.
It is the airdrop location of the ingredients.
He was ready to break through one by one according to the distance.
Lu Yan pulled two flour balls and walked about a few hundred meters.
Come to the nearest airdrop point.
Really.
In less than two minutes, Lu Yan found a box.
Just picked up the box.
The lucky Yellow Sect Lord arrived with a small sponge.
Lu Yan lifted the box.
“Pretty awesome, found it so quickly? It’s a pity that I got a head start. ”
Lu Yan handed the box to the accompanying staff.
The little sponge began to lose his temper.
“Dad, the box was snatched.”
Sect Master Huang patiently educated: “The rule of the program is that whoever finds the box first is whoever does. ”
“They found it first, it’s theirs. This is not a robbery! ”
“Let’s try to find the box in the back, okay?”
The little sponge said angrily: “It’s not good, it’s that they snatched the box.” Give me the box! ”
Seeing that the little sponge is about to be scattered and rolling.
Lu Yan didn’t buy it at all.
He doesn’t give up the ingredients just because other people’s children are playing tricks.
This is the ration of the girls!
Xiao Tong stepped forward.
“Who snatched your box? Dad found it first, this is Daddy’s. ”
The little sponge is a boy.
In another five or six years, he will definitely be much taller than Xiao Tong, and he will not be afraid of her.
But at this moment, Xiao Tong had blood suppression on him.
With a “thunder roar”, the little sponge was instantly quiet.
“Dad, let’s find another box?”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were almost laughing.
“Haha, Xiao Tong is a real tiger, and the little sponge fart doesn’t dare to put one.”
“Female version of Lu Zhishen, are you kidding me?”
“Well done Xiao Tong! Why give you the box you picked up by skill? ”
“It has to be Teacher Lu, who found a box so quickly.”
“I have a strong hunch that Teacher Lu may kill crazy.”
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