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“My ex-wife is very good, but she is a bit of a mother, and she listens to her mother too much, which is very similar to you. ”

The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear.

Brother Hu doesn’t think of himself as a mother’s boy.

The reason why I listened to my mother was out of respect and filial piety to my mother.

Brother Hu coughed embarrassedly: “I’m okay, I’m quite assertive.” If my mom doesn’t say it’s right, I won’t obey. ”

Lu Yan snorted.

“So, what’s the reason why all three girlfriends are in the soup?”

Brother Hu’s face darkened.

“It’s my mom who thinks they’re not a good fit for me. ”

“Isn’t this still a mom boy?”

Brother Hu’s head is big.

“This time I decided that if I could catch up with Liu Tianxian, I would consider getting married as soon as possible. ”

“No matter how much my mother obstructs me, I will do it to the end. ”

Lu Yan smiled: “It’s good to have this determination.” When the time comes, you can let your mother and Liu Xiaoli touch each other to see who is more fierce!”

A man who treats his son as his private property and does not allow other women to defile it.

One treats his daughter as his private property, for fear of running away with other men.

These two old ladies are the same way.

Maybe you’ll be able to see it right.

Lu Yan patted him on the shoulder.

“Rush on, if you have any questions or needs, just tell me. You’re in a much better situation than I am. ”

“During my marriage to Liu Tianxian, her godfather did a lot of tricks on me. Even once I had a car accident, “207” suspected that Chen Jinfei had arranged for someone to do it. ”

“Now that Liu Tianxian has completely broken up with her godfather, there is no need to worry about this. ”

“The bullets in Liu Xiaoli’s hand are basically all over me. She’s a lot more restrained now. ”

Brother Hu breathed a sigh of relief.

“That’s okay, thanks for blocking the gun!”

Lu Yan smiled bitterly: “That’s my ex-wife, don’t you think it’s okay?”

Brother Hu shook his head.

“People have talked about one, and I’ve had several girlfriends. No one disliked me. ”

“Besides, my brother’s ex-wife is better than an outsider’s ex-wife, right?”

Lu Yan: “I’m speechless. ”

Subsequently, Brother Hu began to read the script of “The Three-Body Problem”, and his face was full of surprise.

“You and Mimi have been licensed for more than a year, and how many scripts have been launched? ”

“And there are all kinds of themes, ancient puppet dramas, urban dramas, comedies, and military action movies, and now even science fiction has come out. ”

“I seriously suspect that your brain has mutated, there is an automatic script generator. ”

Lu Yan smiled: “I’ve read too many novels, right? Actually, I got the system.” ”

Brother Hu nodded and said, “Indeed, I have been chasing a few novels, and I also want to have a system.” But that’s. ”

“Anyway, I’ll take a shower and go back to the house to figure out the script. It’s so profound, I can’t understand it!”

Brother Hu is also temperamental.

The quintessence of the country is always on the lips.

As soon as Brother Hu left, Huang Lei came up again.

“Master, I’ve been wanting to film lately, is there any kind of script that has been eliminated? ”

In order to ask for a script, Huang Lei also fought hard.

Master shouted.

Lu Yan was taken aback.

“Teacher Huang, you can’t scream, you’re more than ten years older than me!”

“You call me a young master, it’s not appropriate, it’s old. ”

Huang Lei: ???

I call you Master, it’s humble enough.

You’re still damaging me for being an old man.

Is it human?

Lu Yan took a deep breath and slowly exhaled it.

“There is a script for a modern urban drama that talks about the relationship between parents and children, called “Little Farewell”. ”

“I feel like you can star with Sister Zifeng. Of course, Sister Zifeng is going to play a sixteen or seventeen-year-old junior high school student, a little older, but it’s not too much. ”

Huang Lei hugged his fists and said: “It’s so decided, don’t regret it!”

“Let’s all take a shower first, and after we’re done, we’ll make room for your family and wash well! It’s okay to wash for two hours. ”

Seeing Huang Lei’s evil smile, Lu Yan said speechlessly: “Teacher Huang said that this wash, do you need handrails?”

“Hahaha…” Huang Lei smiled without saying a word.

Lu Yan waved his hand and said, “I don’t use a bathroom with you.” The program team also built a bathroom on the side of the treehouse. ”

“Our family is in a tree house tonight, and we just happened to take a shower over there. ”

Evening.

The whole village was silent.

Only the sound of waves crashing against the shore is incessant.

Lu Yan and his wife took Xiao Yan Xiaotong’s hand and walked towards the tree house.

The program team has a lot of funds that can’t be spent.

The treehouse has been renovated and upgraded.

The area is bigger and the bed is bigger.

A bathroom was also built, which was very functional.

When she came to the bathroom, Yang Mi stretched her waist and snorted.

“I’m so tired during the day, I eat a lot in the evening, and I’m a little seasick on the cruise, so sleepy! ”

Lu Yan spread his hands: “I bet you won’t sleep well tonight.” ”

Yang Mi’s little face was slightly red, and she smiled coquettishly: “Can’t I sleep hard?” I don’t care if the sky falls apart, can I sleep well like this?”

Lu Yan shook his head: “No.” When you’re asleep, can I stop myself?”

Yang Mi: “…”

“Nasty!”

Afterwards, the family took off their clothes and prepared to take a bath.

Yang Mi raised a very critical question.

“Husband, shouldn’t you seriously consider avoiding your father this time?”

This is a very real problem.

When her daughter was young, Lu Yan could be intimate with them casually.

But when I grew up, I had some concerns.

Lu Yan looked serious: “They are still young now, I think it will be about the same in another year or two.” ”

A woman avoids her father?

Avoid yarn!

I took a shower with my two daughters in my backhand!

Yang Mi covered her mouth and smiled: “Then you cover it a little.” ”

Lu Yan sighed helplessly.

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“I want to cover it up too, but have you ever seen Zhuangzi’s “Getaway”?”

“The Kun is so big, I don’t know how many thousands of miles it is. I can’t hide it!”

Yang Mi glanced at him: “It’s too narcissistic.” ”

Lu Yan smiled: “No way, who made me a level of Chamberlain and Ibaka?”

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Lu Yan suddenly became aggrieved.

He has an epic body, but he is alone.

It’s really a blood loss!

Fortunately, his wife is really fragrant, and Lu Yan will never get tired.

He covered it with one hand and rubbed Xiaotong’s back with the other.

The summer on the island was so hot that I was covered in sweat.

Taking a shower is immediately refreshing.

Xiaotong is worthy of Watson, but he finally found a blind spot.

“Dad, do you have a stomachache? Why do you keep holding it?”

Yang Mi almost laughed.

“Yes, your dad has a cold. ”

Xiao Yan said gently: “Dad, hurry up and get dressed, go back to the house and sleep.” Xiao Yan is very well-behaved tonight, don’t worry about her father, just take care of yourself. ”

The program team installed two beds in the treehouse.

Obviously for a family of four.

A bed is smaller.

The other is twice the size of the first.

Probably because he was afraid that Lu Yan and his wife would not have enough sheets to roll the sheets.

……

After a cloud and rain.

Yang Mi drilled in Lu Yan’s arms.

“Thank you, husband, for the best birthday night of my life. ”

“No, it’s not just a birthday night, it’s the best night of my life. ”

“You really lit up the world for me, showed your affection to the world, I love you so much!”

“I don’t allow any human in the world to know that I am your Lu Yan’s wife. ”

Lu Yan smiled faintly: “As the saying goes, love dies quickly. Let’s keep a low profile. ”

“80% of the people in the world know that I am your husband, and it is enough that you are my wife, not 100%. ”

“After all, there are so many babies in this world, and there are many people in their seventies and eighties who do not use the Internet, as well as those primitive tribes. ”

“They don’t know, understandably. ”

Yang Mi: “Hahaha, my husband is too bad.” I heard that the program team is going to kill pigs tomorrow!”

Lu Yan frowned, not surprised.

“Kill pigs?”

Yang Mi shrugged: “That’s right! Since the program team built a mushroom house to record the program here, the number of tourists has increased greatly, and the villagers have been stained with a lot of light.” ”

“So the enthusiastic villagers, today sent a pig. I seem to have heard the director say that I plan to slaughter and eat it tomorrow. ”

Lu Yan: “Then slaughter it, this pork is absolutely fresh, and the live pig is slaughtered.” ”

Yang Mijiao smiled: “I heard the director say that there is no one in the program team who can kill pigs.” ”

“You also know the group of people in the program team, directors, producers, lighting, props, cameramen, they are all skilled people, but there is no skill in killing pigs. ”

Lu Yan was speechless: “Then how can you kill it?” Just let the villagers slaughter it, and you won’t get it if you send pork.” ”

Yang Mi smiled: “I want to see my husband kill pigs.” ”

“I kill pigs?”

Lu Yan’s face was full of refusal.

Ever since he fused powerful manual skills.

Lu Yan’s physical fitness, strength, and sword skills have all reached the peak.

It’s easy for one person to kill a pig.

But he didn’t want to kill the pigs.

Because there is a saying.

But whoever is a butcher will have no offspring.

Because it’s too much of a loss of merit.

Lu Yan didn’t believe this, and most of the butchers didn’t cut off their children and grandchildren.

But he still wants to accumulate virtue for the whole family, and he doesn’t want to kill.

He had been doing good deeds, and UNICEF was soon established.

Killing pigs is a bit of that.

Yang Mi pursed her lips and began to be coquettish.

“I just want to see my husband kill pigs bravely. In the past, Wu Song fought the tiger, and now there is a husband who kills a pig, echoing it. ”

“Is my husband afraid that killing pigs will damage his merits?

“My husband set up a foundation and donated tens of millions every year. It’s nothing to do so many good deeds and kill a pig. ”

“Besides, good people don’t live long, but bad people live for a thousand years. ”

Lu Yan patted her buttocks.

“Don’t quote proverbs, okay? Okay, I promise you. If I can’t find 5.3 households to slaughter tomorrow, I will personally slaughter the piglets. ”

“Pigs are so cute, how can you eat pigs?”

Yang Mi: “Not only is it cute, but the pig’s trotters are also very fragrant.” ”

Lu Yan suddenly smiled evilly: “Do you have a wife’s pig’s trotters?”

Yang Mi’s face suddenly became gloomy.

“Who do you say are pig’s trotters? Whose pig’s trotters do you say?”

Lu Yan hurriedly admitted his mistake: “I’m sorry wife, your pig’s trotters stink!”

Yang Mi: ???

“Give you one more chance to change. ”

Lu Yan corrected: “My wife’s feet stink, not pig’s trotters.” ”

Yang Mi: “I’ll give you a chance one last time.” ”

“My wife’s slender feet stink. ”

Yang Mi couldn’t hold back and punched Lu Yan.

“I’ve been talking about it for a long time, but it’s still a stinky thing, even if you say that my feet are He’s Bi, she’s still stinky!”

Lu Yan laughed: “This is what you said your feet smelled of.” ”

Yang Mi realized that she was being wrapped in, and hurriedly slapped her mouth gently.

“Bah, what stinks? My feet smell the best. Or…… Husband sniffs?”

Lu Yan strongly refused: “I don’t!”

Yang Mi glared at him fiercely: “Say it again?”

“Smell, can’t I smell it?”

Lu Yan put his nose to Yang Mi’s feet and took a light breath.

“Smelled, it did stink. A taste of jasmine honey tea. ”

“Get out!”.