Entertainment: Begin with Damimi as a classmate
Chapter 1480
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"What are the plans of the brothers, the canteen of this factory has also been canceled, and we have been laid off and unemployed. "
Sun Honglei, who was wrapped in a military coat, asked a few good brothers around her to ponder the future development.
"That's what I thought, I just went to the sea. Huang Lei said his plan in distress.
As soon as he heard Huang Lei's plan, Jiang Feng exclaimed: "What? Go to the sea!"
After listening to a word of persuasion, I was just unemployed and laid off, and I couldn't go to the sea to shoot that thing. "
"......" has Huang Lei who was offended by misunderstanding, and the whole person was confused.
"Hahahaha~" Sun Honglei, Huang Bo, and Zhang Yixing, who reacted a little slower, also thought of something and laughed
"Hahaha~" Zhang Yixing, who was originally listless, suddenly had a smile on his face.
Including the audience watching the show, as long as it is an old driver, they all know what Jiang Feng means by this.
Huang Lei, who was offended, stood up even more, and was about to beat Jiang Feng.
"What are you thinking nonsense? When I say going to the sea, I am going south to do business!" Huang Lei laughed angrily, and at the same time, he also made it clear to Jiang Feng that this so-called going to the sea is not to shoot that thing, but to go south to do business
"Haha~" Although Huang Lei explained clearly, Sun Honglei's laughter was still unscrupulous
"No, isn't this going to the sea what I thought?" Jiang Feng pretended to be stupid.
"Nonsense! Can that be?" Huang Lei, who was connotated, was even more angry.
"In the 80s, when I said I went to the sea, I had to go down to the south to do business and find a way. "
Under Huang Lei's explanation, Jiang Feng also had the same expression. 967
Then he continued to pretend, saying: "Then I don't understand, I am a post-90s generation and have never experienced that era." "
"I thought that this so-called going into the sea was actually shooting that thing. "
"Hahaha~" Jiang Feng's acting skills pretending to be stupid made the three of them even more laughable.
Including after the show was broadcast, Jiang Feng's operation also made countless viewers laugh and cry.
How can Jiang Feng always seize every opportunity to make everyone laugh at the most appropriate time.
As for what Jiang Feng said, he is a post-90s generation, and he doesn't know what it means to go to the sea.
This is pure!
If Jiang Feng didn't know this, then he wouldn't have the achievements and family background he has now
Even the fat director next to him said, "Okay, take a look, go out and get something and go." "
"It's our factory that can't stand you. The director said with a smile.
At this time, Zhang Yixing walked out with a smile on his face to see what was placed outside and what could be taken away.
"How do you take this?" Zhang Yixing, who didn't understand, was still talking to himself.
"Look at this, spittoon, you can take this back. Huang Bo, who came out, gave this young man some pointers, but Zhang Yixing asked him: "What's the use of this?
"No, this one is for going to the toilet, and it's equivalent to a night pot. "
After Huang Bo said it, Zhang Yixing also understood: "Oh~"
"It can also be used to pickle pickles or something. "Huang Bo still gave him a wake-up call?
"Huh? That's also used to pickle pickles?"
At this moment, Zhang Yixing suspected that he had eaten his mother's pickled pickles when he was a child.
"Hey, you have a child, don't pretend to be both, you just choose one (ACDC) to pretend. "
"If you use it as a night pot, don't use it for food. "
"New spittoons, if you haven't used them, you can use them to pickle vegetables. "
Huang Bo has to say that this child's common sense in this regard is still a little less.
Everyone took as many of these enamel pots and pans as they could.
After taking everything and getting it all, they were ready to leave and go to the next destination first.
I don't know what I'm going to do next, but I'm still going.
When they came to a house, everyone went up one after another
It's late at night, and after everyone gets home, Huang Bo is still looking around.
came to a room first, Huang Bo cautiously pushed it open, and saw a mother and daughter inside.
"Yo, Huang Bo is here. The woman in the room stood up very warmly and said hello.
Huang Bo has not yet figured out the situation, and he doesn't know if this house is his house.
"Oh, the wedding photos are here. Just then, Huang Bo saw the wedding photos on the table.
This wedding photo must be P's, that is, P's Huang Lei and the woman in the room.
"Come on, baby, say hello to Uncle Huang. The woman said to the chubby girl in the red dress.
"Hello Uncle Huang. "Chubby Chick is also very well-behaved and obedient, and very cooperative.
"It's so cute. Knowing that this is not his home, Huang Bo also knows how to advance and retreat: "What, I won't bother my sister-in-law and niece here, he will come back later." "
Huang Bo went out to find his home and see where it was.
Not only him, but also Zhang Yixing, who followed him, is also looking for his own home.
Huang Bo went up to the third floor again, and searched for it on the second floor and couldn't find it.
No, he went up to the third floor to see if his house was here. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Lao Huang is back. Sun Honglei's Yanqiu, seeing Huang Bo who opened the door, was also very familiar with greeting.
"Hey, yes, yes, what are you?" While asking, Huang Bo also saw the wedding photo.
This is Sun Honglei's family, not his family.
"It's not a child. Yanqiu explained to Huang Bo.
"Okay, then I'll go back and put my things away. "
"Okay, you're busy. "This group performer is also very cooperative.
At this time, Huang Bo pushed away the opposite side and got a house, and when he went in, it was a little girl who was in the room by herself, but as a result, the child called Dad when he saw Huang Bo.
"Wow!" suddenly became a father, and Huang Bo was also very surprised.
"Look at this, how many good things Dad has brought back. Huang Bo also sells the results to his children
However, he didn't see any adult women in the room.
According to the few houses he visited just now, they are all people with wives.
But why does he have a daughter here?
"What about your mother?" Huang Bo, who was going to find out the situation first, asked the child tentatively.
"Aren't you two divorced?" the little girl said to Huang Bo.
"Hey, this brain..."Huang Bo understood the situation clearly, and played a round by himself: "This brain, I drank too much fake wine at noon, and my head is not good, I blame you Uncle Sun Honglei, I have to say that I want to drink fake wine." "
The audience watching the show chuckled, and this kind of complaint can involve Sun Honglei.
"Daddy, can I discuss something with you?" the little girl began to get straight to the point.
Huang Bo also knows now, and the theme story of coming here is about to be cut.
"Okay, let's talk, what do you want to discuss?" Huang Bo began to prepare to deal with the problem that was solved.
The little girl went to get a box and said, "There is a passbook and a discount coupon for a piano, and I want to buy a piano, and I am 100 yuan short." "
"Oh, how do you dare to use this 100 yuan?" Huang Bo, who understood in an instant, suddenly said to his daughter: "That's easy to do, it just so happens that Dad has paid his salary today, and this 100 yuan is just enough." "
What happened here, several other companies are also facing a similar situation.
"Oh, what's the situation?" Zhang Yixing, who came into his house, obviously hadn't turned a corner yet.
"Yixing is back. Seeing that Zhang Yixing was back, the female group began to cooperate with the acting.
"Daddy, Daddy, where's the TV? What about the TV series you promised to buy me?"
The little boy hugged the dazed Zhang Yixing, which also overwhelmed him.
"Hey no, no, wait a minute, hehe~" suddenly got married, and had such a big child, Zhang Yixing obviously hasn't adapted to his identity yet,
"Oh mean, you're my wife, you're my son?"
"Yes, Yixing, what are you talking about? Zhang Yixing's wife said to him. ,
"Oh, no, I haven't gotten used to it yet. Zhang Yixing, who probably understands, also knows
But what he has to face next is also the problem caused by the 100 yuan salary.
The current situation is like this, what about Huang Lei's family, the child has closed down because of the school, and the trustee has found a new school, but he needs a transfer fee of 150 yuan, but Huang Lei's salary is only 80.
The situation of Sun Honglei's family is that the two daughters secretly ran to sign up for a dance class, and the registration fee for one child is 100 yuan, but he is only 100 yuan as a father, which is still 1 short
The situation of Huang Bo's family is a little better, his daughter wants to buy a piano, and the family has 1,900 yuan in savings, but it takes 2,000 yuan to buy a piano, and the 100 yuan he earns is just enough.
Zhang Yixing's family is similar, he promised to buy a TV series for his son, the money is enough, but he didn't buy a TV set back, and now the child is making trouble.
Only Jiang Feng was here, he returned to his home and liked to mention a big nephew.
"Oh, you are a child of the Wang Xun family, my eldest nephew?" Jiang Feng figured out the situation.
"Then do I have a child?" Jiang Feng was also trying to figure out the situation.
"No!" replied the little boy innocently.
"Then do I have a wife?" Jiang Feng asked seriously again.
"No! You're alone. The little boy added.
"Hey, that's good, I thought I suddenly had a wife and a child. "
"If that's the case, I keep saying that I'm going to wait for that 86-year-old woman, and I'll really be a scumbag now. Jiang Feng patted his chest with reassurance.
The audience watching the show laughed, why did Jiang Feng still come?
"By the way, Uncle Jiang, I discussed something with you, that is, the essay I wrote won the award, and the school organized a summer camp activity, and the summer camp will take us to see the national flag-raising ceremony. "
"Oh yes? That's great. Jiang Feng probably thought of what he was going to do next.
"But tomorrow the school will let our summer camp students pay 300 yuan each. "
"I have two hundred dollars myself, and I am short of 100 yuan, can you lend me a hundred dollars?"
The little boy said his purpose, and Jiang Feng had a really like this expression.
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