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Chapter 684
Chapter 684 Brainless Sun Honglei!!
“Go away, you’re dying, don’t come near me.”
Sun Honglei and Jiang Feng quarreled.
Jiang Feng was even more speechless. Who are these people? But at this time, Wang Xun also called him.
“Jiang Feng, where are you?”
Wang Xun asked directly where Jiang Feng was, planning to meet.
Faced with Wang Xun’s concern, Jiang Feng smiled and said,”In your heart”
“Oops~”
Sun Honglei, who was standing next to her, looked even more disgusted at Jiang Feng who said earthy love words.
“Haha~ Don’t talk nonsense, otherwise Li Yitong and Nazha will be jealous.”
These are the two people Wang Xun has worked with, so he just named these two.
“No, what can you do? This pedometer is so sensitive that it keeps going up every time I move it.”
Thinking of this, Wang Xun couldn’t help but worry.
“If this continues, even if I take 30,000 steps, I won’t be able to reach the World Trade Center Exhibition and Convention Center.”
Hearing Wang Xun’s anxiety, Jiang Feng was even more dumbfounded. Why does he always care so much?
They really couldn’t understand why he was doing this?
“Just take your time and think of a solution.”
Regarding Wang Xun’s request for help, Jiang Feng didn’t tell him, letting him find a way on his own. Looking at the hung up phone, Qian Xun was very anxious for a moment.
But after Jiang Feng hung up the phone, Jiang Feng turned to Sun Honglei next to him. Said:”Brother Hong Lei, do you think our men’s gang is like playing Landlords?””
“Landlords, what do you mean?”
Sun Honglei said he still didn’t understand what Jiang Feng meant.
“You see, if our men’s gang is fighting landlords, then I will be the landlord, and then Huang Lei and Huang Bo will be the two kings. You, Brother Xun, and Yi Xing will be the three 2”
“Isn’t it true that our men’s gang has become a landowner with two kings and three 2s?”
“……”
This metaphor makes Sun Honglei feel particularly strange. He always feels that Jiang Feng is complaining about him.
“Are you making fun of me? Sun Honglei, who didn’t have enough brains, asked Jiang Feng,”
No!” Think about it, in the card game of Landlords, is 2 second only to the king?”
“Yes, that means my IQ ranks second. Is that what you mean?”
Sun Honglei said with a smile.
“Oh, yes, yes, Brother Hongchun is indeed brainless.”
“Hahaha~ Get back to me.”
No matter how clueless Sun Honglei is now, he knows that this kid is deliberately complaining about him. The audience who watched the show 100% agreed with Jiang Feng’s metaphor.
The Men’s Gang is really the landlord.
Jiang Feng is the landlord, because he is the richest, and he also has his own land and his own harem. To say that he is a landlord is not an exaggeration at all. It is really the same thing.
Huang Lei and Huang Bo Two, the two businessmen of the Men’s Gang are the two kings.
Sun Honglei, Wang Xun, and Zhang Yixing are one and two compared to each other. It is really two kings with three twos.
“I’m leaving.”
In this case, Jiang Feng plans to leave first.
“Are you just leaving like that? Not with me?”
Sun Honglei asked him
“No, no, mindlessness is contagious.”
Jiang Feng seized the opportunity and complained to Sun Honglei.
But Sun Honglei took two steps and jumped on Jiang Feng’s back:”You can carry me there.”
Sun Honglei, who jumped on Jiang Feng’s back, even shamelessly asked Jiang Feng to carry him over.
“Come down, or I’ll throw you off.”
Jiang Feng smiled and said to him, let Sun Honglei come down.
“I won’t come down, what can you do to me?”
The more she talked, the more addicted she became. She hugged Jiang Feng tightly, as if you are really going to throw me down? I held on tightly without saying anything, and even tightened my feet.
That’s it, do you still want to You want me to come down? No way! Just dream! Seeing Sun Honglei’s operation, Jiang Feng didn’t want to be impatient.
In the meantime, he steadied his horse, then bent down and lowered his head, trying to keep his head down, and his back Lean forward as much as possible. In this way, Sun Honglei’s whole body will fall downwards.
“Hey hey hey hey hey~”
Sun Honglei, who was clinging to Jiang Feng’s back, soon felt something was wrong.
“Hahaha~”
The passers-by who were watching on the roadside couldn’t help themselves when they saw this strange scene.
“what happened? Why did it fall down? I have obviously hugged him tightly.”
Sun Honglei has now been frightened. This also made Sun Honglei say harsh words:”Jiang Feng, if I fall down like this, I will hold you tightly, and you will be dragged down by me too.”
“Can’t you get off? If you don’t come down, don’t regret it later.”
Don’t tell me, Jiang Feng really has a way to punish Sun Honglei like this.
Who is Sun Honglei, and how could he let go so easily?
“I won’t let go, I don’t believe it yet, how can you make me come down without using your hands?”
“I like your disobedience! I, Jiang Feng, like to treat those who are dissatisfied.”
In this case, Jiang Feng began to operate to treat the unconvinced Sun Honglei.
Sun Honglei still used his hands and feet to wrap Jiang Feng tightly, hugging and clamping.
Jiang Feng lowered his body forward, and now his upper body and The lower body was almost the size of a letter. By the time Jiang Feng’s head hit the road, Jiang Feng’s butt was already completely facing the sky, but Sun Honglei was still clinging to his back and not letting go.
“Loose or not? If you don’t let go, I will use my head as a fulcrum to complete a somersault, so that I will directly press on your body?”
Jiang Feng told Sun Honglei his plan.
“I loosen up!”
Now Sun Honglei knew that she was scared, and she also knew how Jiang Feng was going to manipulate him.
“Not loose? Okay, I’m doing somersaults.”
Jiang Feng pretended not to hear what Sun Honglei said.
“I told you I was relaxed, Jiang Feng, are you stupid?!”
“What, you’re calling me stupid for not letting go? It seems that I don’t just have to do somersaults on the spot, I also have to jump up and do somersaults, so that I can fall down from the air and let you make a meat pad for me.”
“No, no, hahaha~Jiang Feng, I was wrong, I was wrong.”
At this time, Sun Honglei really gave in.
He really didn’t expect that Jiang Feng would ask his dog-skin plaster in this way. He originally thought that he was tightly wrapped around his back, but as long as he didn’t let go, it would be fine. Jiang Feng couldn’t do anything about him
, but who knew? Jiang Feng could actually use such an operation.
The audience watching the show had to admire Jiang Feng’s mind. He could think of such a method.
“Jiang Feng, you are simply not human.”
Sun Honglei, who came down, looked at Jiang Feng with disgust.……
“Don’t tell me, just lie on my back. Do you think that’s enough?”
“Even if I don’t do somersaults, I can get you off me.”
For this kind of stalking, Jiang Feng has many tricks to threaten Sun Honglei.
“If you don’t do somersaults, how can you throw me down? I do not believe? Knowing that
Sun Honglei was tough-talking, Jiang Feng said to him:”I have watched many action movies by Chenglong and Wu Jing.””
“When they were filming action scenes, they would often jump up and do somersaults in the air, then hit the stools and tables with their backs, smashing the stools and tables to pieces.”
“Or jump up, turn around and a half in the air, and then lie down and watch it hit the ground.”
“I’ve seen too many behind-the-scenes shots of this kind of action movie.”
“Moreover, I also collaborated with Wu Jing in the action film”Slaying the Wolf 2″ last year. I have seen and done many scenes of falling down, so you are on my back and I want you to suffer. It’s so easy.”
What Jiang Feng said, the beast, successfully scared Sun Honglei.
If this is the case, if he is on Jiang Feng’s back, then he is simply his flesh pad.
“No, we have to find a way to get to the exhibition hall.”
While discussing with Jiang Feng, Sun Honglei looked around.
Coincidentally, a cat passed by at this time.
Seeing the cat, Sun Honglei suddenly had an idea and asked Jiang Feng beside him:”Hey, Fengzi, tell me, why are there only small cats but no big cats? I want a big cat, but I just don’t have one”
“Yes, I have.”
Jiang Feng looked at Sun Honglei next to him and said seriously:”Let’s find out more about the Northeast Jinjian layer.”
“What kind of large cat is Northeast Golden Grain Layer?”
Sun Honglei, who is from the Northeast, didn’t even react.
Facing Sun Honglei’s curiosity, Jiang Feng silently told him:”The Siberian tiger”
“……”
When she learned that the so-called Northeast Golden Gradient was the Siberian tiger, Sun Honglei was choked and couldn’t answer.
“You…”
Sun Honglei, who was accidentally criticized again and complained about 3.9, was so angry that she could not speak.
“Jiang Feng, are you stupid? Is that a cat? Is that a cat? That’s a tiger! Are you a tiger??
Facing Sun Honglei’s scolding, Jiang Feng said:”Isn’t a tiger a cat?” Tigers are also cats!”
“Don’t you want to raise a big cat? The Northeast Golden Grain Layer is a big cat pet (animal). Do you dare to keep it? As far as I know, I raised Tyson once, but then I was slapped unconscious by Jin Jianlayer and I didn’t dare to raise him again.”
“Hahaha~”
Sun Honglei was really laughed out of anger, this guy is so hateful
“If you feel that the Northeast Golden Gradient is not suitable for you, you can also raise an African giant lion. This thing is also a large pet cat. It depends on whether you have enough meat to feed it.”
“Hahaha, get out of here!!!”
Having been teased, Sun Honglei felt that he was stupid again, so he could only get angry and tell Jiang Feng to go away.
It was always like this, as long as Sun Honglei and Jiang Feng were in the same frame on the show, they would definitely be manipulated by Jiang Feng.
The viewers who watch the show really like to see this scene.
Sun Honglei is really brainless, he can always be caught by Jiang Feng.
This time is no exception, he is with Jiang Feng again Present famous scenes to the audience…
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