Entertainment: Begin with Damimi as a classmate

Chapter 743: Everyday talk!!

“do you know? The viewers watching the show now are all frantically scrolling through the comments”

“The content is as follows……”

“What’s the difference between Da Mi Mi’s peeled corn kernels and elixir? I’m happy to eat them.”

“I can buy all the corn kernels peeled by hand from Damimi for 100 yuan per pound, and I can buy as much as I want!”

“My little sheep brother shells corn kernels by hand. Is 100 yuan per pound too low?”

“Damimi’s corn is shucked by hand. Is 100 yuan a pound too much? Give me a hundred tons”

“Give it to me, sell it to me, I contracted Damimi for 100 yuan a pound”

“I don’t know if it’s an immortal or not, it’s mainly because Damimi peeled it off by hand.”

Jiang Feng even predicted this, deliberately recited the barrage, and praised his wife exaggeratedly.

Yang Mi was shucking corn, not to mention how happy she was laughing.

When the show was broadcast, after the audience saw this, I actually followed up with the barrage.

“How is it?”

Director Jiang Feng, what do you think of this?”

“Well, since the corn kernels are peeled by hand, this half duck counts as 20 kilograms of corn.”

The director also knows how to restrain himself. Jiang Feng has contributed something interesting and funny, so of course he deserves some respect.

Besides, these 20 kilograms of corn kernels were also suggested by him as the director.

“What about those two pounds of pork belly?”

As soon as Huang Lei finished speaking, Zhang Yixing said:”Master, I want three kilograms.””

“I’m afraid two pounds won’t be enough to eat.”

Zhang Yixing quickly explained

“That’s three pounds.”

All his apprentices have said so. Of course Huang Lei dotes on him.

“For three pounds of pork belly, 60 pounds of corn kernels is not too much, right?”

The director asked them.

One pound of meat requires 20 pounds of corn kernels, which is equivalent to 30 yuan per pound of pork.

“No, if you set the price this way, has the Price Bureau agreed?”

“Hahaha~”

Jiang Feng complained about the program director, which made He Jiong and the others laugh very happily.

“Then we, as show producers, must have our own rules, right?”

“Then your rules are too dark.”

Jiang Feng was helpless.

“Just say whether you want it or not.”

The director was too lazy to say more and asked them if they wanted

“Yes! My Yi Xing wants to eat braised pork, can I not do it?”

“Brother, don’t mess around. The worst is, you won’t eat today. You’ll eat again when you have the chance.”

“When do you need to peel 60 pounds of corn kernels? And just thinking about having to work to exchange for the 20 pounds just now, Zhang Yixing suddenly felt unsatisfactory.”

“This is 80 pounds of corn kernels. How long will it take to peel them?”

Thinking of this, He Jiong felt a headache. There is no way to finish this.

“My husband should be able to do something.”

Yang Mi said with a smile.

“Brother, do you have any idea?”

Now Zhang Yixing is interested.

“Look at him.”

In Yang Mi’s opinion, if her husband continues to talk like this, he will have to use 100 kilograms of corn kernels to replace tonight’s meal. With so many corn kernels, the program team does not provide special machines, and it is purely handmade. If it comes to peeling, I really don’t know that I have to peel it until the year of the monkey.

So, with his IQ, there is no reason why he didn’t think of this.

The final result of the discussion is that the ingredients for tonight’s dinner are 100 pounds of corn. packed

“Husband, what are you going to do? I can’t finish peeling 100 kilograms of corn kernels.”

In Yang Mi’s opinion, this stripping can’t be finished at all, and he still has to come up with a solution.

At this time, Jiang Feng pointed to the twenty-eighth commander over there.’

“Do you see the handsome man over there? Use this thing to remove corn kernels quickly.”

Jiang Feng pointed at the 28-inch large-bar bicycle and reminded them to use this

“How to take off the bicycle?”

He Jiong didn’t understand yet.

Zhang Yixing pulled him over with this big bar, and then Jiang Feng showed them

“Later, lay out a large canvas or something like this here, otherwise the corn kernels will fall to the ground.”

“Then put the Erba Commander on it, and one person takes the corn cob and puts it next to the tire of the wheel, or the steel frame of the wheel, and then one person turns the pedal to make the wheel rotate, and puts the corn cob on top of the wheel. Scrape off the corn kernels.”

When Jiang Feng was demonstrating, the corn cob he was holding rotated slightly, and in just a few seconds, all the corn kernels on the cob were taken off.

“！！！！！！”

Seeing this method, He Jiong, Zhang Yixing and the others widened their eyes.

“Why didn’t we think of that?”

When they were shucking corn before, they didn’t think of this method.

Their hands hurt when shucking corn before, and they couldn’t get many pounds out.

Now, Jiang Feng has this method, and it’s really much easier.

“Oh ho ho~”

Zhang Yixing tried it and said,”It was really easy to take it off.”

“Also, bring the washboard over and use this too.”

Jiang Feng took the washboard next to him and said to everyone,”This washboard can not only be used for kneeling, but also for removing corn kernels.”

The sudden comedy made Yang Mi laugh and slap her husband.

“Jiang Feng, you have gained experience by kneeling. Is the washboard only used for kneeling?”

He Jiong said with a smile.

“Anyway, in our house, the washboard has no other use except for kneeling.”

“Stop talking nonsense. When have you ever been asked to kneel down?”

Yang Mi smiled and looked at her husband’s hand.

“April 21, 2007 at 21:39 pm.”

Jiang Feng said the date simply and neatly.

“Haha~”

Jiang Feng remembered the date so clearly, it seems to be true.”Don’t make it sound like it’s true, okay? We don’t have a washboard at home.”

Yang Mi bit her lip and said

“Our current home is useless, but in 2007, the house you and I lived in was not what it is now.”

“Before our home, we lived in a second-hand home.”

Jiang Feng said it so clearly that he almost made it true.

“Really not, I have never asked you to kneel down, unless you are the concubine or the others.”

But Jiang Feng put his hands behind his back and said disdainfully:”In April 2007, I had not yet dated Fei Fei.”

“You just insist that I let you kneel across the washboard?”

This guy, Yang Mi bit her lip and smiled, not to mention how happy and sweet he was.

“No, I just want to share your unique love for me with the national audience”

“This is showing off to the national audience. They still want you to make them kneel on the washboard. They haven’t had the chance yet.”

“It’s different for me. How can I hide something as glorious as being punished by a sexy goddess by kneeling on the washboard, and not say it out loud to show off?”

“Am I right? My mother-in-law, Yang Mi’s mother, was watching the program in front of the TV.”

Jiang Feng looked at the camera and suddenly cueed his mother-in-law. What does this mean?

Yang Mi held Jiang Feng’s hand and smiled until she lowered her head.

She said she was showing off, but in fact she was watching the show. His mother complained.

This is to let the audience know how Yang Mi abused him through this program

“Mom, don’t worry, Mimi won’t let me kneel on the washboard now.”

“I was still young in 2007 and she was older, so I deserved to be punished.”

“It’s different now. I’m 1.9 meters tall and she doesn’t dare to punish me anymore.”

“You’ve had enough.”

Yang Mi bit her lip and threatened him, letting Jiang Feng almost win.

The two people’s crazy show of affection made the audience especially like to watch it.

However, this show of affection will soon stop, so let’s get to work quickly. Where are the 100 kilograms of corn kernels?, you really have to do it carefully to get these 100 kilograms of corn kernels.

“Hey, hey, what are you doing?”

Jiang Feng saw Yang Ning holding a corn cob and was about to put it on the washboard to rub it.

“What’s wrong? Isn’t it like this?”

Yang Mi has never done this kind of farm work and doesn’t understand.

“If you keep rubbing it like this, do you still need your hands?”

“Your hands are as tender as tofu, and if you rub them like this, they will be torn, and blood will drip on the corn kernels, affecting the price.”

“Hahaha~”

Zhang Yixing, who was working next to Ha Jiong, laughed again.……

“Jiang Feng, you are also a bitch. If you care, just care about Mimi. If you feel distressed, just feel sorry for Mimi. Mimi will scratch your hand. Why do you have to say something to affect the price of corn kernels? Haha~”

He Jiong was really impressed by Jiang Feng’s unique concern for Yang Mi.

“Right, for a guy like this, you guys should tell me whether he should kneel on the washboard, right?”

Yang Mi is so angry and funny.

“You, sometimes you should really learn from Yingbao”

“Yingbao is very good at this kind of work.”

Jiang Feng didn’t forget to show off Zhao Liying at this time.

Because Zhao Liying was born in a rural area, she will definitely do this kind of work.

“I also went to Yingbao’s house and saw my parents peeling corn kernels like this. I also realized that when there was no special corn kernel peeling machine before, this clever way could be used to peel corn kernels.”

Actually, this was Jiang Feng’s intention, because he knew that many people looked down on Zhao Liying’s background.

But Jiang Feng would not look down on him, and would show off that his wife Zhao Liying was good at farm work when given the opportunity.

In fact, the audience also felt it, Jiang Feng is really using all his actions to protect his wife.

No matter who is good, as long as they are attacked, Jiang Feng will use his own unique way to protect them.

This is what the audience and fans think of, this should be Jiang Feng The reason why he and his wives are so in love?

Over the years, Jiang Feng has been using his practical actions to protect his lovers.

In order to prevent them from being bullied in the entertainment industry, he developed himself into a celebrity in the entertainment industry. Big capital.

As a big capital in the entertainment industry, there is really no one in the entire entertainment industry who dares to bully his wife.

Of course, many girls like a man who cares about his wife.

From the discussion between Yang Mi and Jiang Feng just now You can see their feelings through their bickering and joking.

How many years have they been together? They have been in love for nine years, and they still bicker like this.

But the bickering is bickering, and the two people’s eyes still look at each other when they look at each other. Each other.

He Jiong and Huang Lei have known Jiang Feng and the others for many years, so they also know that their relationship is very good.

A couple has been in love for 9 years. It is really nothing. There are many couples like this

, but Jiang Feng is not. There is not only one wife, but multiple ones. He and each of his wives are so in love with each other and their love remains unchanged. This is a legendary family…