Entertainment: Begin with Damimi as a classmate
Chapter 753
Chapter 753: You don’t deserve my tenderness!!
“I was very depressed just now. All three of you ate it and you didn’t let me taste it.”
“As a result, now that I see you like this, I’m actually glad that I didn’t eat it at that time.”
“If even I eat this, Jiang Feng won’t have to sleep tonight and will just take care of the four of us.”
Teacher He’s rejoicing also made the audience laugh out loud.
Yes, there were only five people in total. Huang Lei, Yang Mi and Zhang Yixing all ate it.
Only Jiang Feng and Teacher He didn’t eat it. One of them didn’t eat it because he knew it wasn’t cooked yet. Eat, one wants to eat but can’t.
If Teacher Lian He ate at that time, then he might be the same now.
Yang Mi will be fine now, but she doesn’t know how long it will take.
But anyway, it’s good that Teacher He didn’t eat it.
Otherwise, if he really takes care of it, Jiang Feng really won’t need dumplings tonight.
“Otherwise, give him an IV drip?”
Looking at their state, Teacher He really blamed himself and asked the doctor
“It’s useless. Intravenous drips can’t save them. Moutai or Wusu might be of some use.”
“Hahahaha~”
Jiang Feng’s poisonous tongue made He Jiong, who blamed himself, couldn’t help laughing.
Ban Chou
“You! Don’t make such sarcastic remarks at this time.”
Yang Mi smiled and patted Jiang Feng to tell him not to do this.
“What else? Who told them not to listen to advice and drink water?”
“What’s wrong with drinking bottled water? It’s not dichlorvos. I have to show off my strength there. It’s a fluke.”
“It’s fine now, vomit it up until the bile comes out. This torture will make you remember better.”
“Just wait. When the show is aired, Duoduo will cry when she sees you like this.”
“How old are you, you can’t even be a role model?”
“The key is that his disciple is right in front of him, and he still doesn’t know how to set an example, so he has to be stubborn.”
Jiang Feng, with his hands behind his back, saw this opportunity to educate Huang Lei.
Huang Lei really didn’t have the courage to refute now.
“How do I feel that you are taking revenge now? How about revenge for being taught a lesson by Teacher Huang in front of the classmates when you were in college? Yang
Mi asked him with a smile.
At this time, Jiang Feng turned around in surprise:”Is it so obvious?” Can you see this?”
“Haha~”
He Jiong and Yang Mi doubled up with laughter now.
“Let me just say, you kid didn’t care about me so much in the past, did you? Why are you so concerned about tonight?”
“Oh, it turns out that you are taking this opportunity to criticize what I taught you before and now you are back?”
Huang Lei, who was lying down, finally understood what happened to this kid.
“Not happy? It’s okay to be unhappy. When I was scolded by you, I dared to be angry but dare not speak out.”
Jiang Feng also admitted that he was seeking personal revenge.
“You have to hold it in for me if you are unhappy. Who gave you the opportunity to be found by me?”
“You have to bear with me if you are unhappy. It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. You are right. This year is exactly nine years.”
“Hahahaha~”
This year is exactly nine years, and it made everyone laugh at once.
Including the audience watching the show, they all laughed because of Jiang Feng’s tone and attitude.
Originally, Huang Lei and Zhang Yixing were poisoned by food. Everyone should not be happy or laugh.
But there is no way. Jiang Feng’s behavior and behavior of taking personal revenge now, and saying that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years, and he will take revenge in nine years, completely made everyone laugh.
2005 Jiang Feng has known Huang Lei since he was in college. He was trained by Huang Lei in 2005 so that he dared not speak out when he was angry, so he endured it for ten years.
As of today in 2014, it has been exactly 9 years, and now he finally has a chance to take revenge.
“Haha~”
Yang Mi was lying on her husband’s body, laughing so hard that it was impossible to control her expression.
“I educated you at that time because you were too preoccupied with falling in love and didn’t listen well in class.”
Huang Lei also gave Jiang Feng a reason to educate and lecture him at that time.
And this reason is indeed true, not an excuse he made.
“Then I am educating you now because you are stubborn and refuse to listen to advice, and you are too stubborn to set an example.”
Jiang Feng’s reply made Huang Lei smile helplessly.
Yes, he really capsized in the gutter today. No wonder.
“Haha~”
He Jiong, who shouldn’t be laughing now, is laughing very happily.
“Sorry, I know I shouldn’t laugh now, but I really can’t help it.”
After laughing, He Jiong apologized.
“Do you think I want to control you? If it weren’t for the fact that you are half my father-in-law, would I care about you?”
“No, how old is Duoduo? Are you thinking about Duoduo?”
Huang Lei laughed angrily
“Duoduo, what is Duoduo, what does it have to do with Duoduo?”
What he said was not Duo Duo.
“Then you said that I am your father-in-law, weren’t you just joking about wanting to date Duoduo?”
Huang Lei said.
Being so doubted by Huang Lei, Jiang Feng said:”It’s true that I am a scumbag, but I am not such a scumbag yet.”
“How old is Duoduo? She is only 8 years old. I miss her so much?”
“I said you are half of my father-in-law because my wife played the role of my wife Liu Yifei’s mother.”
“You are just asking for my mother-in-law’s blessing. I am the mother who played Zhao Ling’er in”Master’s Mother”. I just made you a cup of ginger water for you to drink. If it weren’t for my mother-in-law’s sake, you could drink it made by me. Ginger water?”
After Jiang Feng went around and explained, many viewers burst into tears with laughter.
At first, everyone really thought Jiang Feng was joking about Duo Duo, so he said Huang Lei was his father-in-law.
Now it’s okay Jiang Feng explained clearly that it was entirely because Huang Lei’s wife Sun Li played the role of Zhao Ling’er’s mother in”The Legend of Sword and Fairy”. Zhao Ling’er was played by
Liu Yifei, and Jiang Feng was Liu Yifei’s husband.
This relationship After climbing up, Jiang Feng said that Huang Lei was half of his father-in-law, which was true. After he had finished complaining, Jiang Feng turned around and touched Yang Mi’s forehead.
“What’s wrong? My face also turned ugly?”
Yang Mi, who was still laughing at first, was startled by Jiang Feng’s actions. She doesn’t feel Nan Shi now.
“No, I was just afraid that you might have a problem, so I felt the temperature on my forehead.”
“I don’t feel any discomfort now.”
Yang Mi said she didn’t feel anything.
“Then you take a shower and come out first. If nothing happens, then the three trips to the toilet just now worked.”
It’s getting late, Jiang Feng asked her to take a shower first.
“Wait a little longer? Wait until they feel better before washing them”
“Otherwise, when I go in to take a shower later, they won’t have anywhere to vomit even if they want to.”
Yang Mi considered that there was only one bathroom, so she didn’t worry about it.
“Otherwise, I’ll take a shower first. Anyway, I take a quick shower and just pass through the water.”
“I’ve finished taking a shower, I guess they haven’t vomited yet”
“Haha~ Are you so proud to say it after taking a bath perfunctorily?”
Yang Mi twisted his arm……
“What, you dislike me?”
“I don’t!”
Yang Mi smiled and said that she didn’t dislike it.
“You can puke to death!”
Jiang Feng childishly made trouble with Yang Mi.
“Haha ~ I didn’t!!!”
Yang Mi was so angry that she roared loudly, saying that she didn’t dislike him.
“When you first chased me, why didn’t you ask me if I was taking a perfunctory bath?”
“Oh, it’s been nine years now. If it’s no longer fresh, I’ll give it up.”
“I told you I didn’t!!!!”
Yang Mi was so angry that she laughed loudly and kept denying it.
“Then you can find other fresh meat.”
But Jiang Feng is still taking the path of women being unreasonable, leaving them with no way to go; it is also this section that makes the audience laugh to death. It is such a familiar plot, but the target has been changed.
It has been replaced by an unreasonable man. It’s unreasonable, it’s a woman to coax a man
“Oops I really am……”
When she couldn’t bear it anymore, Yang Mi rolled up her sleeves and faced her wife’s action of rolling up her sleeves. Jiang Feng was not afraid at all.
Forget it if you’re not afraid, he even said to Yang Mi with his hands behind his back:”Are you going to do domestic violence? I’m telling you, it’s being recorded.”
“Let me tell you, it can start in two years, or it can take less than seven years.”
“Haha~”
How can this man be so interesting?
“Go, go, take your bath.”
Yang Mi lazily talked to him and asked him to take a shower.
When the couple stood together, they could talk about cross talk.
He Jiong and the others who were watching from the side were also amused by the couple’s way of getting along.
Especially The audience, they really love seeing this kind of scene
“Angry?”
Jiang Feng did not go to take a bath, but asked Yang Mi
“I am not angry. Yang
Mi smiled and said she was not angry, but Jiang Feng flirted with his wife:”I don’t believe it!” A woman who is as beautiful as a fairy, can conquer a country, and brings disaster to the country and the people is stingy!”
“”Pfft~”
Yang Mi, who was teased, was happy and sweet, covering her mouth and laughing. However, such a very flirty answer was interpreted by Yang Mi with a normal woman’s thinking. Yang Mi, who was happy to be teased, went against the routine. Jiang Feng:”Then you are saying that I am stingy.”
��……”
Jiang Feng, who was still very proud, suddenly had a stiff expression on his face.
“Hahaha~”
Seeing Jiang Feng being tricked, He Jiong couldn’t bear it anymore.
“Then go to hell.”
Jiang Feng changed his face to Yang Mi angrily.
The audience watching the show laughed miserably again; what kind of fairy couple are these two? They were so sweet one second, and they will be dead the next second..
This kind of contrast made the audience laugh to death. How could there be such an interesting couple?
“With your face like this, do you deserve my tenderness?”
Yang Mi bit her lip with an angry smile.
Jiang Feng nodded humbly, but soon he said to Yang Mi:”Oh, by the way, wife, help me go out and see if my mobile phone is placed on the bamboo bed outside.? Yang
Mi didn’t think much and walked out of the house.
As soon as she walked out, Jiang Feng immediately closed the door of the house and shouted outside:”You deserve it!” You deserve it!?”
“Hahahaha~”
Jiang Feng’s shouting operation after closing the door once again made everyone laugh.
And Yang Mi, who was locked out, also realized that she had been fooled.
But, the audience watching the show, Countless people have laughed until they shed tears.
As soon as the show aired, the interaction between Jiang Feng and Yang Mi became a trending topic in less than half an hour…
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