Entertainment: Begin with Damimi as a classmate
Chapter 954
Chapter 954: An old married couple!!
“Mr. Mi, have a drink of water.”
Jiang Feng came out of the field and gave Yang Mi some water in a playful tone. When he came out, he thought of Yang Mi who had been planting rice in the field for three hours.
So he came out with a bottle of water and gave Yang Mi some water. Rest
“Haha~”
He Jiong, Xu Zheng and the others all straightened up and looked at Jiang Feng standing on the side with a smile.
Yang Mi just finished planting the seedlings in her hands, so she walked over. She came to the field path next to her and stood on the side. Yang Mi, who was on top, wanted to take the water from her husband’s hand. However, due to transplanting rice seedlings, her hands, which were originally as white as jade, were also full of muddy water and very dirty.
“Hands are dirty.”
Seeing that her hands were dirty, Yang Mi said deliberately.
Seeing that her hands were dirty, Jiang Feng deliberately said shyly:”Oh, really, if you want me to feed you mouth-to-mouth, just say so. Why are you looking for dirty hands? The reason is, really, they are an old married couple.”
“Hahahaha~”
Everyone in the field couldn’t help laughing when they heard this.
Including the audience watching the show, Yang Mi, who was also teased by Jiang Feng’s words
, smiled sweetly and looked at the president happily and sweetly. It’s the man who lusts after her
“You, too, brought me some water to drink, and you didn’t want to think about my stolen goods, so you brought me a tissue by the way.”
When Yang Mi scolded her, Jiang Feng said shamelessly:”Why do you need to take tissues?”
“My hands are dirty. If I don’t wipe them, how can I take the mineral water and drink it?”
Yang Mi said the reason
“I just knew your hands were dirty, so I gave it to you to drink.”
“I just knew your hands were dirty, so I didn’t give you a tissue. If I wiped your hands, I wouldn’t have the chance to feed you.”
“Hahaha~”
Yang Mi is really attracted by this man now.
Day by day, every second, I want to see her and lust for her.
But, this is good, it makes her attracted, and she also likes her.
“Don’t make trouble.”
Yang Mi laughed and told him to stop making trouble.
Jiang Feng lifted the hem of his clothes and asked Yang Mi to wipe it on his clothes.
“Got dirty.”
Seeing Jiang Feng’s actions, Yang Mi knew what he was going to do.
“Whether it’s dirty or not, you have to change it when you take a shower tonight, you have to wash it, isn’t it different?”
Jiang Feng’s words made Yang Mi wipe her hands on his clothes with confidence.
It was this scene that made countless female viewers scream.
But after Yang Mi wiped her hands, she gave him the bottle of water she took out. she
“Sister, come up and drink some water.”
Jiang Feng did not forget to remind Qin Lan
“okay.”
Qin Lan, who happened to be thirsty, also went up to drink water with Yang Mi.
“Just give two women water to drink? What about ours?”
He Jiong deliberately asked Jiang Feng
“I just took a bottle without thinking about you!”
“Haha~”
This kind of different treatment made Xu Zheng and He Jiong speechless and laughed out loud. They just said so. Jiang Feng must have brought two bottles of water over, just to make a joke.
Jiang Feng put his hands behind his back and went over to see Let’s see how the other two girls and Peng Yuchang are doing in catching eels.
“How was it? What was the result of catching eels?”
Jiang Feng came over and asked with his hands behind his back.
“Not bad, I caught some.”
Peng Yuchang also showed Jiang Feng the bamboo basket he was carrying.
Jiang Feng lowered his head and looked in to see the results inside the bamboo basket.
But after seeing what was inside, Jiang Feng’s face was full of question marks.
Is this not the case? Loach? Where did the eel come from?
“What about the eel?”
Jiang Feng even doubted his own eyes. Didn’t they just say that they arrested a lot of people?
“Didn’t you see it?”
Peng Yuchang also lowered his head to look at the things inside. It was indeed
“Mr. Peng, tell me this is eel?”
Jiang Feng, who had his hands behind his back, was very surprised.
“Yes, isn’t this an eel?”
Not to mention Peng Yuchang, even Wang Yinuo and the others looked over.
“Oh, my dear, just take this bamboo basket back. Your master will see it and won’t scold you bloody, I will take your surname.
Jiang Feng said with an angry smile:”This is a loach!” Not an eel!”
When they learned that this was a loach, the three young people were shocked.
“Hahaha~”
Yang Mi, Qin Lan, He Jiong and Xu Zheng who were planting rice seedlings on the side laughed even more.
“Fortunately, I came over to take a look, otherwise you would have gone back like this”
“When your master sees these loaches, his face will definitely be darker than the bottom of the pot, let me tell you. Jiang
Feng, who was standing on the shore, said to the three of them with a smile.
“Senior brother, help me~~” Wang
Yinuo, who knew that he had made a mistake and was afraid of his master, immediately asked Jiang Feng for help.
“Hey, no, I’m just confused. Aren’t you all born in the 90s? You can’t even see it.”
“Haven’t you heard the children’s song”Catch the Loach” when you were a kid? Jiang
Feng said and sang this children’s song:”The pond is full of water and the rain has stopped.””
“There are loaches everywhere in the mud beside the fields.”
“I wait for you every day, waiting to see you making money~”
“Brother Feng, okay, let’s go catch loaches~”
“Yang Mi’s brother is taking her to catch loaches. Brother Feng, okay, let’s go catch loaches~”
“Hahaha~”
The changed lyrics of the song sung by Jiang Feng made everyone in Tian Shang laugh.
Yang Mi was even more amused. She was so amused by this funny man that she doubled over with laughter.
The audience watching the show also felt the same. They were all amused by the cheeky Jiang Feng. It was precisely because of the song Jiang Feng sang that many people thought of this children’s song. After singing the song, Jiang Feng sighed:”Poor these three children, wait a minute My son must be trained”
“Brother, please stop making sarcastic remarks. What should I do?”
“I’ve been out for a few hours, and I just said I caught an eel.”
“If there are no eels when I go back next time, Master will scold me to death.”
Peng Yuchang is worried now.
“Yes, senior brother, please help me, otherwise I will cry when Master looks over at me later.”
“Brother, tell us what this eel looks like?”
The two girls were also very anxious and asked Jiang Feng to guide them.
Jiang Feng, who was standing on the side, looked at his hands behind his back and said to them:”What you see is about the size of a snake is an eel.”
“ah?!!!!!!”
When they heard that it was the same size as a snake, the two girls were immediately frightened and turned pale.
“No, no, no, I won’t catch you.”
As soon as they heard it was similar to a snake, the two girls got up immediately
“Haha~”
Seeing how scared they were, Jiang Feng felt relieved.
“Alas, I am really convinced by you. Your master is really right in educating you. While talking, Jiang Feng lifted up his trousers and went to the field.”
Jiang Feng, who was going to the field, stood in the mud field and took a look.
He wanted to see if there was an eel exit hole in the field. If there was, he could basically be sure that there was an eel here. After walking for a while, Jiang Feng saw something strange. The hole is big or small, and then you insert your hand along the hole.
The eel is in the mud, and you don’t know where it is. You can only rely on experience and feel.
Catching the eel with bare hands requires your own experience, courage and endurance.
Why? Have courage, because eels can also bite people.
As for endurance, the eels are in the soil. You don’t know where they are. If you reach into the soil, you need to have the endurance to search.
And the eels are not just sitting there in the soil. I’ll catch it for you.
The eel will have several passages in the soil, which is similar to mine warfare. Several passages will be built underground.
Once it feels that someone is attacking it, the eel will definitely run away when it is frightened. Experience is that eels usually often The holes that appear and disappear will be particularly smooth, or have some new mud. Jiang Feng relied on these surprises. After finding a hole, he inserted it into the hole.
Everyone looked at Jiang Feng, wondering what he was going to do..
But a few seconds later, Jiang Feng took out the hand that had been inserted into the soil.
By the way, he was holding a struggling eel in his hand.
“!!!!!”
Everyone who witnessed all this with their own eyes widened their eyes and said,”Oh my god, is the eel that big?”
Peng Yuchang was even more shocked when he saw the eel for the first time.
As for Jiang Feng, after catching the eel, he did not turn around, but looked ahead to search for the eel cave.
“Bring the bamboo basket.”
Jiang Feng, who had his back to Peng Yuchang, asked him to bring the bamboo.
Peng Yuchang came over quickly, but when he saw such a thick and long eel, Peng Yuchang was so frightened that he leaned back and tried his best to He let the bamboo basket hanging on his waist lean towards Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng turned around and felt funny when he saw it:”This is not a snake, what are you afraid of?”
“I’m not even afraid. Do you have the nerve to be afraid?”
Jiang Feng said very easily and put the eel in the bamboo basket.
“But is it too big? We thought the eel was about the same size as the loach we caught just now”
“no!”
After Jiang Feng put the eel away, he hurried forward:”Oh ho ho~” The excited Jiang Feng laughed very loudly, as if he had discovered something terrible.
“Oh, there is a crayfish 2.1.”
Jiang Feng, who was passing by, bent down to pick up the crayfish and threw it to Peng Peng behind him.
Even Yang Mi and Qin Lan, who were planting rice, stopped planting rice and looked at Jiang Feng, who was walking excitedly in the mud field.
He saw If there was movement in the shade of this muddy field, he would go over immediately.
Jiang Feng, who had good eyesight, was very excited and completely ignored the people watching him behind him.
Jiang Feng, who ran over, came to this corner, which was blocked by trees.
And in this mud field, the mud here is softer and cooler.
When Jiang Feng came here, he quickly bent over and inserted his hands into the soil at the same time.
“ah! I am Cao! Bite me!”
Jiang Feng, who had just made his move, suddenly screamed strangely.
“Are you okay?”
He Jiong and others not far behind were very concerned.
Even Yang Mi was very concerned. After all, Jiang Feng was bitten and didn’t know what to do. But
Jiang Feng didn’t answer, but was very excited. Fighting with this big guy under the mud.
To be honest, sometimes Jiang Feng envied his luck.
Today was no exception. He saw a big eel, and it was this eel that made him very excited.
What is an eel? This But it is a great supplement called ‘water ginseng’.
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