Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined

Netizens were dumbfounded.

The speed of this face change is worthy of being a double actor!

But strange is strange, let everyone believe that there is a problem with the actor, it is not so simple.

[I think it’s quite normal, adults, you have to learn to control your emotions! ] 】

[Teacher Lou is his wife, so Teacher Xu vented his dissatisfaction, but Brother Feng is an outsider after all, so it’s no problem to be polite! ] 】

[Yes, it’s normal for Teacher Xu to vent his emotions behind his back. ] But when facing outsiders, keep smiling. 】

It’s like you’re calling your boss a waste at home!

But when you go to work, you can’t smile at your boss?

In the adult world, some hypocrisy and politeness are a must.

[Exactly! ] It can’t be said that Teacher Xu is hypocritical, and there are two faces before and after! Don’t we do that sometimes? 】

It has to be a movie star.

And He Yuchen and Qin Xiaoru, these beasts performed completely differently before the collapse.

Fans desperately whitewash.

Passers-by also felt that it made sense!

The actor changes his face quickly, which does not mean that his professionalism is high.

Sprayed with feces and urine by wild boars.

It’s a person who goes crazy.

Finally, everyone in the live broadcast room came to a conclusion.

The actor Xu Mao and the queen Lou Xiao are not big problems, and they cannot be regarded as people setting up a collapsed house.

Don’t be too harsh.

……

At this time, I saw Xu and Xiao come back.

Lin Feng and Reba were concerned: “Teacher Xu, are you okay?” ”

It’s scary to think about.

No one wants this to happen to them.

“It’s okay, it’s okay!”

The actor waved his hand with a smile and laughed at himself: “It has to be me, I didn’t eat pork, I ate something else first, don’t learn from me!” ”

The humorous self-deprecation made the girls at the scene laugh.

“Poof.”

Reba covered her mouth and smiled, maybe this is a decent gentleman.

I was like a pig and kept smiling and gentle.

Not easy.

If it was Reba herself, she would definitely have been hiding in a corner and crying her nose.

“Teacher Xu” 327, it has to be you! ”

Next to them, Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai cast appreciative glances.

Even if the actor was dirty just now.

But it didn’t make everyone feel the need to keep their distance.

“It’s okay.”

The old drama bone Yi Tianhai smiled, the priority is to eat pork immediately!

The crowd returned to the dead pig again.

“Lin Feng, what should I do next?”

You killed the pig, how to operate it next?

Yi Tianhai can’t wait to improve his food.

“This is pig’s blood.”

First of all, Lin Feng pointed to the red liquid mixed with fresh water, sea salt, and pig’s blood in the coconut and said: “Put it on the fire for a while and burn it, and eat it cooked.” ”

“This pig, I’m going to divide it in two.”

Lin Feng meant that half of it was eaten in the past few days!

In today’s climate, it is not a big problem to put a few days.

The other half is marinated with sea salt to make bacon!

This allows for long-term storage.

“Well, it makes sense!”

Everyone has no opinion.

There is no shortage of sea salt.

When distilling fresh water.

Everyone left a part according to Lin Feng’s request.

And refined once, ready to eat.

After understanding, start working!

Lin Feng took out his knife and quickly shaved off the boar’s hair.

The speed is so fast, the butcher in the live broadcast room is also ashamed of himself.

【Professional! Brother Feng is professional in everything. 】

[A Swiss Army knife, almighty! ] 】

The already multifunctional saber was already omnipotent in Lin Feng’s hands.

In five minutes, Lin Feng cleaned the wild boar’s hair.

“Snap!”

With a flick of his hand, he threw the dead pig on the beach.

Picked up the knife and aimed it at the pig’s belly.

“Rip and pull!”

The knife was inserted into the pig’s neck and then slid down.

Wherever the knife goes, the flesh and skin unfold.

It smells of a forensic autopsy.

With a knife, the pig’s belly was gouged open.

The pig guts inside were exposed.

“Rush.”

Lin Feng asked the actor Xu Mao to wash with seawater.

After two times, Lin Feng took out all the pig offal and put it aside.

Pig hearts, pork livers, pig kidneys, these are delicious.

“Pig large intestine, pig small intestine.”

This thing was relatively dirty, so Lin Feng put it on the other side.

“Pig intestines.”

Yi Tianhai looked at the pig’s intestine and drooled.

In Kyoto, one of his favorite dishes was the nine-turn sausage!

Pig intestines, life is delicious.

The large intestine of a wild boar, he really hasn’t eaten it!

“However, the unwashed pig’s intestines are still counted.” The old man looked at the pig’s intestines that still had poop inside, and dispelled the idea of eating.

Unless someone cleans the pig’s intestines, throw them away as garbage.

After removing all the internal organs of the pig, Lin Feng began to untie the pig.

Swing a mediocre knife in his hand and circle the pig’s neck.

Boom.

The whole pig’s head fell off.

[Awesome! Professional butcher! This method cannot be done without twenty years of pig killing experience. 】

[Killing pigs is not done with brute force, but according to the muscle texture of the pig, as well as the joint knife! ] 】

After a while, Lin Feng cut off the pig’s head.

“Limbs.”

Soon, the four legs of the wild boar were also cut off by Lin Feng.

“Snap!”

A knife pierced into the spine, and Lin Feng followed the middle of the pig, dividing it in half.

In just a few minutes, Lin Feng completed the dissection of a wild boar.

“So soon?”

Yi Tianhai was stunned.

This Lin Feng really knows anything!

But also an all-powerful person, the greater the threat.

Hehe.

Wait for me to leave the desert island, I want you to look good!

Don’t think my old man doesn’t know what you’re doing.

After killing the pig, Lin Feng pointed to the pork and asked, “What part do you want to eat first?” ”

“This piece!”

“Pig’s trotters, pig’s trotters are good!”

Through a friendly exchange, Lin Feng finally chose a pig’s trotter and a piece of front breast meat as everyone’s dinner tonight.

“These are pickled.”

As soon as Lin Feng spoke, Lou Xiao, the queen of the shadow, waved his hand and let the girls on the desert island do it.

Killing pigs can’t work, curing meat is always okay, right?

“I’ll help!”

Reba figured it out!

The desert island situation is special, and it doesn’t matter if she eats a little wild boar.

Otherwise, let her watch others eat on the side, and she will die of pain…

Netizens were killed by Reba’s double standard and laughed.

[It’s you! ] Fat Dee! In order to eat, principles can be discarded, right? 】

[What a big deal, the god who believes in Reba’s faith will forgive a poor girl’s special situation.] 】

[Wine and meat pass through the intestines, Buddha leaves in his heart! ] It’s okay! Eat it. 】

Coming to the shadow queen, Reba grabbed a handful of stored sea salt and wiped it on the pork.

“Marize the pork.”

Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai also came to help.

Eat white food, eat too much will be gossiped.

With Reba and the Qin family sisters, the queen Lou Xiao was marinating pork next to him.

On desert islands, women take the lead.

Lou Xiao, of course.

She is the oldest.

So women’s physiological products sanitary napkins are also kept in her place.

While Reba and others were marinating pork.

Lin Feng and Xu Mao were cutting pork with knives.

Cut into pieces for easy cooking.

“What a fragrance!”

Xu Mao cut off a piece of meat, put it in front of his nose and sniffed.

“No, this is a wild boar!” The old drama bone Yi Tianhai was in a good mood, “I have eaten it once before, and the taste is incomparable to ordinary pork.” ”

The meat is firm and chewy.

The aroma is overflowing.

Cut into pieces and string them with branches.

“Lin Feng.”

Suddenly, the old drama bone pointed to the pig offal next to him and said: “How to deal with these things?” ”

“I want to think.”

Lin Feng took the pig’s heart, cut it with a knife, divided it into pieces, and roasted it for a while.

“Pork liver, too.”

Similarly, the pork liver and pork loin were both cut into pieces by Lin Feng.

Rinse with seawater and lightly marinate with sea salt to remove fishiness.

Keep these things short and eat them as soon as possible.

In the end, only the large intestine and the small intestine of the pig remained on the ground.

“What about these?”

Yi Tianhai pointed to the pig’s intestine.

Seeing the pig’s intestine, actor Xu Mao obviously had a look of disgust on his face.

Just now!

It’s this stuff that pastes Lao Tzu’s face!

If it’s outside, it’s lost.

But resources are scarce on desert islands.

Who can guarantee that the next wild boar will be caught?

“Eating is edible.”

Lin Feng seemed to see what Yi Tianhai meant by wanting to eat pig intestines, and said with a smile: “Teacher Yi, the key is not easy to clean.” ”

It’s a pity that Yi Tianhai wants to eat it.

But let him deal with the pig intestine, forget it!

Rather throw it away.

Realizing Yi Tianhai’s hesitation, Lin Feng added: “Teacher Yi, it would be nice if we could find someone who was willing to clean the pig’s intestines, right?” ”

Saying that, Lin Feng’s eyes deliberately looked at He Yuchen, who was tied up by five flowers.

It seems to imply that we still have a guy here.

Birds and beasts.

Don’t be a man!

This moment!

Yi Tianhai’s spirit flashed! [ Read more novels by visiting our website: urlis.net/1x2zb1yw ]

He realized.

“Yes!” The old man patted his thigh and thought of the most suitable person to handle the pig’s large intestine.

Yi Tianhai walked to He Yuchen’s side, squatted down, and removed the smelly socks stuffed in the mouth of the beast.

“He Yuchen, give you a chance to atone for your sins?”

The old man looked at He Yuchen condescendingly.

Is there another option?

“Okay! Good! Teacher Yi! ”

He Yuchen wanted to cry without tears.

Where have the top idols suffered such grievances.

“Well, it’s good to know.”

Yi Tianhai pointed to the pig intestine and pig small intestine that still contained poop inside, and said, “You go and wash these!” ”

“Me!”

He Yuchen scolded his mother in his heart!

But at the moment he has no freedom.

And no one gave him water to eat.

The whole body died unbearably.

“Good! Good! ”

He Yuchen, the beast, seemed to have grasped the life-saving straw.

Wash and wash!

As long as you can be free, as long as you can drink water and eat meat!

“Okay!”

On the desert island, the old man was not worried about He Yuchen escaping.

With Lin Feng and Xu Mao here, you He Yuchen has no combat effectiveness.

The old drama bone immediately loosened He Yuchen’s binding.

Give him back freedom.

The price of freedom is foul-smelling.

Don’t wash it, you know the consequences!

The live broadcast room was once again disgusted by the operation of these two beasts.

[It’s Brother Kaede again! ] Haha, just now Brother Feng was hinting that He Yuchen could wash the pig’s intestines! 】

[The old beast loosened the beast, just to let him wash the pig’s intestines for himself to eat? ] Boy! 】

【Beautiful! It’s about letting the beasts do the stinkiest work! It is recommended that when He Yuchen is in prison in the future, he will be given a job of washing pig’s intestines! 】

Every day, day after day, until old age and death…

Stinks him!

Netizen this barrage quickly got an answer from a professional prison guard…

[The opinion of netizens is very good, we received it in Xihang Prison! ] In the future, we will consider adding a job of washing pig intestines. 】

Absolute!

It has to be the whimsy of netizens.

Pig intestine, many people like to eat.

But no one likes to clean this stuff.

Including the owner of the restaurant!

So, why not let criminals do these things?

They don’t have a choice!

Step on the sewing machine today, wash the pig’s intestines tomorrow, wonderful!

The prison pattern immediately went up.

Pulling goods directly from the slaughterhouse.

Many restaurants collaborate to add a dish.

Nine turns of the large intestine!

Satisfy the taste buds of the Chinese people.

……

After promising to clean the pig’s intestines, the old man took He Yuchen and walked aside.

“Go! I’ll accompany you! ”

Old drama bones are very picky about the quality of pig intestines.

He Yuchen is absolutely not allowed to use his hands and feet when cleaning.

He must supervise the whole process.

“Hey! Good! Teacher Yi! ”

He Yuchen humbly picked up all the pig large intestines and pig small intestines on the ground.

Under the supervision of Yi Tianhai, he walked towards the beach.

“Hahaha! This scum laughed me to death. ”

While marinating meat, Reba saw such an outrageous scene.

Let He Yuchen clean the pig’s intestines.

“Deserve it!”

Qin Xiaohuai snorted and snorted in place of his sister.

And Qin Xiaoru looked at He Yuchen’s back, and a trace of strange emotions flashed in her eyes.

Whether she was raped by He Yuchen, she knows best.

“What’s wrong?”

Seeing Qin Xiaoru’s gaze, Lou Xiao asked knowingly.

A pair of dog men and women, after being poked, tore each other apart.

In the end, the won…

“It’s okay.”

Qin Xiaoru smiled and continued to marinate the meat.

In her heart, she worries about the future.

How long will they have to go in this place where birds don’t lay eggs?

I really want to return to the glamorous entertainment industry!

Keep being my national first love goddess!

Want to go back and continue to be a star?

Wishful thinking, got ridicule from the whole network.

“You’re a! Tomorrow the supervision team will deal with Huayi Media, and the next burp will be your frame! 】

[Don’t face! ] Even the framing rape came out, and it can only be said that the object is a beast, not Brother Feng. 】

[Hehe, look how you are a slut tomorrow. 】

【Don’t worry! 】 Soon you will accompany your He Yuchen and completely become scum. 】

……

“Phew, it’s finally time to grill meat.”

Lin Feng and Xu Mao, all the meat skewers.

Grilled over the fire.

A sigh came out.

The fragrance suddenly drifted out.

Reba and the others finished marinating the meat and immediately returned to prepare large pieces of food

And the old man is still on the beach, supervising He Yuchen washing the pig’s intestines.

“Mari point!”

Yi Tianhai stood a meter away, covering his nose and pointing at He Yuchen.

“Gag!”

If it weren’t for He Yuchen not having anything to eat today, he would have vomited out long ago.

The taste is not only pungent, but also mentally lethal.

Pinching the pig’s intestine, He Yu’s 5.3 Chen’s hand squeezed hard.

[It’s out! ] The contents of the pig’s large intestine were squeezed out. 】

[It’s disgusting! ] Haha, the beast should do this! 】

【What a meal! 】 Watching He Yuchen wash the pig’s intestines, I dried another bowl of rice! 】

[Brother, your taste is so heavy. 】

Netizens were happy to see it, but He Yuchen wanted to die.

See the filth inside the large intestine being squeezed out.

The physical discomfort is too strong.

My eyes were screaming with the stench.

“Hurry up!”

The old man stomped his foot next to him, and everyone else was already roasting!

You kid hasn’t washed it yet!

“Then you come!”

He Yuchen finally couldn’t hold back and asked Yi Tianhai.

“You’re a beast, don’t you give a face?” Yi Tianhai was never soft, and greeted him with a slap.

Without giving face in the slightest.

“You! Don’t fool people too much! ”

He Yuchen cursed, if it weren’t for Lao Tzu to drink water and eat, he wouldn’t wash this thing.

“Huh, the rapist is still reasonable?”

Yi Tianhai mocked: “Hurry up!” Otherwise, there is no good fruit to eat! ”

“Okay!”

He Yuchen endured it!

On a desert island, he is now the antithesis of all.

Turning heads with old things is tantamount to going against everyone.

There is indeed no good fruit to eat.

Place the large intestine in seawater.

He Yuchen continued to clean.

“Dirty dead.”

The old man saw filth floating on the surface of the sea and almost vomited.

“Dirty and you still want to eat?”

He Yuchen couldn’t bear it, and complained: “You don’t eat this thing, nothing happens!” ”

“You!”

Seeing a rapist so arrogant, Yi Tianhai couldn’t bear it, and cursed: “What are you, dare to educate me?” ”

“Okay, okay!”

He Yuchen swung it up, and continued to pinch the large intestine with his hand to squeeze out the dirty things inside.

However, he pushed hard.

I saw the poop in the pig’s large intestine, which instantly sprayed out.

All of a sudden, it was all confused in his own face….