Don’t dare to move!

The stick is really afraid to move.

Directly like a sculpture, it stands still.

He Yuchen is a weasel to give the chicken a New Year’s greeting, and he is not well-intentioned.

Dare to move you big-headed ghost!

“Come on!”

He Yuchen took out a coconut shell from behind him.

Inside, seawater is loaded …

“Gee! Seeing so many scratches on your body, your brother Yuchen is so distressed. ”

He Yuchen made a gesture and pretended to be sad and said: “Now, let me help you clean your wound, otherwise the infection will be troublesome.” ”

Hearing this, Bangbang struggled with all his might!

It’s harder to press than the New Year’s pig.

“Awesome and obedient! Brother Yuchen rinses your wounds! ”

Give a face, don’t make a face, right?

The big stars in the entertainment industry give you a little ghost service, are you not happy?

From Lin Feng’s mouth, he knew that washing the wound with seawater would aggravate the condition.

He Yuchen is looking for an opportunity!

Hey!

Don’t do it now, let alone when!

Anyway, when the time comes, death will not admit it.

You’re a thief, believe.

After holding the stick down with all his strength, He Yuchen slowly poured the sea water in the coconut onto the club’s arm.

There are a lot of scratches there.

“Woohoo!”

The stick is howling in pain!

But into He Yuchen’s ears, it was beautiful music.

“Xiao Ru, take a good look, someone came to inform me quickly!”

He Yuchen turned his head and said to Qin Xiaoru.

“I know.”

Qin Xiaoru hugged her chest with both hands, looking impatient.

Her patience with He Yuchen was about to reach its limit.

Are you such a small pot-bellied chicken intestine as a big man?

National first love is different.

She can also make a stick, but only after leaving the desert island.

At that time, who knew that you did it?

He Yuchen, after all, couldn’t hold his breath, and he had something bad early.

“Woohoo!” The stick clenched into the smelly socks in his mouth and swayed wildly.

Finally managed to spit out the socks!

“! Ahhh! He Yuchen, you are a bastard! Beast! ”

The stick immediately cursed, venting all the resentment.

“! Gremlin! ”

He Yuchen directly slapped it up.

“Bah!”

The stick spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on He Yuchen’s face.

“Looking for death, isn’t it?”

He Yuchen raised his fist and wanted to slash at the club’s head.

“He Yuchen!”

Qin Xiaoru quickly stopped this guy who didn’t know the proportions.

You want to use seawater to make little animals suffer, I have no opinion.

But you can’t say hello to people!

What if a human life occurs?

“Ahhh!”

He Yuchen did not make a move in the end, but also spit on the stick face with a mouthful of thick phlegm.

The two animals spat on each other, making netizens vomit out for dinner.

[Gag! This TM is too heavy to taste! 】

[Wow! He Yuchen, you are a dog and have nothing to look for! Deserve. 】

[Hehe, I like to see the animals tearing each other apart. ] 】

【Wonderful! Continue to spit, Lao Tzu likes to watch this meal! The taste is heavy. 】

After spitting phlegm.

He Yuchen picked up the smelly socks on the ground and spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm.

Then he shoved the smelly socks back into his sticky mouth.

[Gag! Lao Tzu can’t bear it this time! It’s disgusting! 】

[Groove! ] He Yuchen Nima coin! Believe it or not, the stick will kill you later? 】

[Stuff the spitting smelly socks back into the little beast’s mouth, you are so ruthless.] 】

After finishing all this, He Yuchen clapped his hands and spat on the stick again.

“Dead imp!”

He Yuchen left a curse and hurriedly went to the beach to wash his face.

Vomit!

He was about to throw up too.

The most uncomfortable thing is the thief stick.

In the mouth, what rain is thick phlegm…

“He Yuchen! Don’t blame me for being cruel in the future! ”

The stick hated the two animals.

One is the old drama bone Yi Tianhai, and the other is the top idol He Yuchen.

……

Twenty minutes later, the rest returned to the camp.

On hand are the picked fruits.

“Yuchen, are you uncomfortable?”

Old drama bone Yi Tianhai put the fruit down and looked at He Yuchen and asked.

“It’s okay! Teacher Yi! He Yuchen said with a smile, “That, Lin Feng, do they have any news?” ”

“Nope.” The actor Xu Mao shook his head and said disappointed, “I haven’t come back after such a night, the situation is not good.” ”

They were all in a difficult situation on their own, and it was absolutely impossible to look for Lin Feng and Reba at night.

I can only hope that they will be blessed with their own blessings.

“Eat.”

Lou Xiao, the queen of the shadow, comforted everyone, picked up a fruit and ate it.

The bonfire that Lin Feng lit yesterday night has been extinguished.

They lost their source of ignition.

“Hey, I didn’t expect it to be so difficult to drill wood for fire”

Yi Tianhai took out his magnifying glass and laughed at himself: “The sun is also average today, and the magnifying glass is useless.” ”

There were so many of them, they tried several times.

None of them succeeded in drilling wood for fire.

“He Yuchen!”

Qin Xiaoru couldn’t stand it, and whispered to He Yuchen next to him: “What about your lighter?” ”

“You want me to collapse?”

He Yuchen would definitely not take out his lighter!

Take it out now, what will others think?

“You really are!” Qin Xiaoru frowned, disappointed in He Yuchen again.

The live broadcast room scolded.

[Almost forgot!] He Yuchen, this animal has a lighter! Don’t take it out and use it? 】

[He doesn’t dare, doesn’t taking it out now mean admitting that he lied to everyone in the first place? ] 】

[Hehe, without Brother Feng, you are really worthless. 】

Lin Feng’s fans applauded.

Some guys should let them know how many pounds they have.

……

Sitting around the camp, the six people felt the chill hit and the stick was already shivering.

“It’s a little cold.”

Qin Xiaoru gave He Yuchen a look again.

Lighter!

“Let’s bear with it.”

He Yuchen didn’t care, eating fruit, he just didn’t take out a lighter.

Want my character to collapse?

No way!

There was no cooked food and the ambient temperature was low, so Xu Mao decided to try again.

“Come on! Let’s try drilling wood for fire again! ”

Taking out the tool, Xu Mao rubbed the wooden stick hard with his hand.

Look at Lin Feng’s simple operation.

But if you get started, why can’t you come out of Mars at all?

[Haha! These people deserve it! But the actor and queen are suffering! 】

[Hehe, you can’t make a fire, not even Goku. ] 】

Stomped his foot, the old drama bone Yi Tianhai couldn’t stand it.

“Teacher Xu.”

Yi Tianhai used honorifics for the actor.

But the tone is not kind.

“Teacher Yi, what’s wrong?” Xu Mao eventually gave up drilling wood for fire.

“Hey, now everyone’s situation, I have some words that are not unpleasant.”

Moral Heavenly Venerable once again stood on the moral high ground.

“Teacher Xu, if only you gave your compass to Lin Feng during the day!”

It’s all to blame on you!

If you hadn’t given the compass to others, others would have never returned?

“……”

After being silent for a while, the actor also knew that it was the deliberate embarrassment of the old drama bones.

But who let him back to the Beijing circle?

“Mine!” Xu Mao took the initiative to take the mistake.

Even if it’s not a mistake at all.

“Teacher Yi, you said that?”

Lou Xiao, the queen of the film, defended her husband and said, “Teacher Xu can’t be blamed for this, right?” ”

Sighing, the old drama bone said again: “I don’t blame Teacher Xu, I just think it’s a pity.” Now Lin Feng and Reba, the two children are alive and dead, I am worried! ”

Thigh! You can’t be gone!

If not, you have to wait until the rescue team comes!

“Everyone, can I say a few words?”

Qin Xiaohuai, the goddess of the school tyrants who had been silent, spoke.

“Well, say it.”

Yi Tianhai nodded to her.

“Lin Feng and the two haven’t come back yet, will it really be less fierce?”

Everyone looked at each other and was speechless for a while.

“If, I mean if.” He Yuchen made a distressed look, “If Lin Feng is really gone, will we be responsible?” ”

In a word, the old drama bones also fell into deep thought.

Almost forgot!

“That’s fine.” Yi Tianhai replied pertinently, “If something really happens to Lin Feng and the two, let’s all witness each other. ”

Prove each other!

No problem for everyone!

No one harmed Lin Feng and Reba.

With Yi Tianhai’s assurance, He Yuchen was relieved to be bold, and said: “Yesterday Lin Feng’s song “Sunny Day”, I don’t think it can be left unknown! ”

“What do you mean?”

Qin Xiaoru cooperated with He Yuchen to seize Lin Feng’s song.

“If something really happens to Lin Feng, I want to represent him and carry forward this song!”

You kid is gone!

I He Yuchen can justifiably possess this song!

At most, fill in the original author for you, which can be regarded as comforting your spirit in heaven!

Before anyone was sure that something was wrong, He Yuchen couldn’t wait to encroach on the song…

The dialogue between everyone successfully angered Lin Feng and Reba’s fans.

[Groove! ] So shameless? Brother Feng is okay again! Are you already shirking your responsibilities? 】

[He Yuchen, I grass mud horse! ] Brother Feng is not dead yet! You’re eating human blood steamed buns! 】

[I’ve never seen animals like this!] He Yuchen, you should be the same as your good brother Han Zhengbin, the death penalty! 】

[Finally saw what garbage is, as soon as Brother Feng left, all the original form was revealed! ] 】

……

While everyone was talking, Lin Feng and Reba finally returned with the monkey Wukong!

“Squeak!”

“Rustle!”

When Lin Feng and Reba were seen holding a few coconuts and appeared on the beach not far away.

He Yuchen opened his mouth wide and widened his eyes.

You boy, you’re not dead!

For a moment, he didn’t know whether to cry or laugh…

“Coconut!?”

The old drama bone greeted it like he saw a baby.

He took three coconuts from Lin Feng and Reba, and he was in a good mood.

Keep me safe!

“Teacher Yi, I’m sorry.”

Lin Feng made an excuse and said, “I accidentally got lost, we picked a few coconuts and just brought them back.” ”

“It’s okay! It’s okay! ”

Yi Tianhai said with concern: “Come and come!” Hurry up! ”

“Lin Feng! Do you want it? ”

Qin Xiaoru once again performed the technique of the green tea and ran to Lin Feng’s side to shush and ask for warmth.

“You look like something is wrong with me?”

“It’s okay.” Qin Xiaoru smiled and said, “I’m really worried that you’re missing.” ”

Netizens were disgusted.

Who were the people just now, discussing what would happen if Lin Feng died?

One is more hypocritical than the other!

After returning, everyone noticed the monkey beside Lin Feng.

“This is?” Qin Xiaohuai asked.

“Oh, it’s called Goku!” Reba enthusiastically introduced the monkeys.

Lin Feng accepted it, and the name was also given by Lin Feng.

“Goku? Burst! Shadow Queen Lou Xiao covered her mouth and smiled, “Lin Feng, you really know how to make a name.” ”

The monkey is called Goku, don’t you become a Tang monk?

For this monkey, everyone did not reject it.

Because this is Lin Feng’s monkey with thighs!

Do not dare to have an opinion.

However, everyone is not close to this monkey.

Maybe I was afraid of being attacked by monkeys.

“Why don’t you make a fire?”

Back at the camp, Lin Feng looked at the pitch-black clearing and asked, “Isn’t it cold?” ”

“Well, this…”

The actor Xu Mao touched his head with a smile, and was embarrassed to say something.

“That, Lin Feng.”

The old actor smiled cheekily: “‘A few of us, we haven’t succeeded in making a fire, just wait for you to come back.'” ”

“Didn’t I demonstrate how to drill wood for fire?”

Lin Feng was puzzled, “Is it difficult?” ”

This is the most basic survival skill in the wild.

“Oh, don’t worry about it.”

Yi Tianhai didn’t want everyone’s fig leaf to be removed.

It’s a shame.

“Lin Feng, it’s good that you and Reba return safely!”

“Now, I still have to trouble you to make a fire for us!”

The thighs are back!

The king of the desert island is back!

Everyone has grilled seafood to eat!

“Okay.”

Lin Feng also didn’t want to go to the night without a bonfire.

However, he looked at the monkey beside him.

“Goku!?”

Reba was smart, and guessed from Lin Feng’s eyes and movements.

Lin Feng wanted the monkey to drill wood for fire!

“Hey, hey.”

This Reba is excited.

She pointed at the monkey and smiled at everyone: “It just so happens that Goku is also there, so let’s let it make a fire for everyone!” ”

“Huh?”

He Yuchen He Reba was a little excessive, and immediately stood up to refute.

“I said Reba, you have to make a draft to brag, right? A monkey drilling wood for fire? Hahaha! Are you really the Monkey King? ”

Funny! You’re deliberately disgusting us, right?

“Monkeys drill wood for fire?” The old actor Yi Tianhai mocked, “Reba, don’t joke, quickly let Lin Feng make a fire.” ”

“Yes, we have seafood but we can’t eat it.”

“Lin Feng, you’re in trouble!”

Looking at everyone, Lin Feng pointed to the monkey beside him and said the same thing as Reba.

“I did ask Goku to drill wood for everyone.”

“Right! Goku? ”

Listening to Lin Feng’s words, Wukong patted his chest, full of confidence!

A few steps to the extinguished campfire.

The monkey picked up the drill wood fire tool that Xu Mao had just used.

“This posture, it seems that it will really be?” The old drama bones are embarrassed.

“It’s started, Wukong’s movements are good standards…” Qin Xiaohuai, the goddess of school, felt that this monkey had become fine.

“What a fast hand speed! Probably really? The more the queen Lou Xiao looked, the more bizarre it became, her husband couldn’t do it, but a monkey could.

After a few minutes, white smoke began to rise.

“Woohoo!”

Monkeys learn the way humans look and blow air on dead leaves!

“Landed! It’s lit! ”

“It really worked! What a monkey. ”

“Oh my God, this Goku is so smart!”

In front of everyone, Goku successfully drilled wood for fire.

No one dares to question it.

The web went into a binge.

[Hahaha! Well done Goku! Snap in the face! 】

[Who dares to say that I can’t do Goku?] It’s just a matter of drilling wood for fire, and my Sun Dasheng still has three true fires. 】

[Monkeys are animals, right?] But monkeys drill wood for fire, but people don’t, so say? 】

[Can’t even compare to monkeys?] You guys are really good adults! Of course, except for the actor and his wife! 】

[Brother Feng, any monkey trained is better than you, just don’t be a person. ] 】

[This is the funniest plot I’ve ever seen, Goku smacks his face, it’s so cool! ] 】

The flames rise.

The old drama bone felt a hot pain on his face.

Is this really a monkey?

Could it be a monkey spirit?

Because of the success of drilling wood for everyone, Goku’s weight in everyone’s hearts is different.

One after another, they stepped forward to curry favor.

“Wow, Goku you’re awesome! Touch your head and get a reward! ”

The first love of the people pretended to like monkeys and went up to touch Goku’s head.

“Squeak!”

But Wukong grinned and took two steps back, not giving Qin Xiaoru a chance to succeed.

Wukong, don’t like Qin Xiaoru.

“Yes.”

Very embarrassed, Qin Xiaoru had to withdraw his hand halfway, remembering in his heart that he hated this ignorant monkey!

Qin Xiaoru was not treated by the monkeys, and He Yuchen decided to find the field.

Look at me!

“Goku!?” He Yuchen stepped forward with a smile and quipped, “It’s me!” You don’t recognize the teacher? ”

It’s so shameless, he actually claims to be a Tang monk.

Take advantage of Goku.

“Squeak!”

Are some cheap so easy to earn more?

Goku roared, swung his paws, and kicked his legs hard!

Jumped directly on He Yuchen’s head!

“Aaaaah! What are you doing! ”

Unexpectedly, Wukong directly launched an attack on He Yuchen.

“Let go! Beast! Beast! ”

He Yuchen was crazy, his image was destroyed, and he kept bursting into foul language.

And Wukong chased after the victory, riding He Yuchen’s head, and pulled out an indescribable bubble…

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