101: What are you doing in a daze? Then dance to the rhythm!
“At the age of zero, he was beaten by his father and fell off!??”
hiss~
The familiar voice made the eagle tremble, and subconsciously looked in the direction of Shen Fei.
Seeing that this guy really looked harmless to humans and animals again, there was a trace of panic in the eagle’s bewildered eyes.
Are you serious?
Are you sure you didn’t come here to mess things up this time?
This is the Holy Land of Zen Buddhism. You can’t see the big golden Buddha in front of you! ?
Ruan Qing and Qiao Yiyi also looked confused.
The master of others gave everyone a science popularization about what happiness is, and you have to push yourself to a dead end?
Who would have thought that such an evildoer could be encountered in the Monk Temple!
Master Xing suppressed a smile, his expression became a little distorted.
With Shen Fei, he found that his smile seems to have become lower.
The god damn was beaten by his father at the age of zero!
After reacting, the pilgrims at the scene widened their eyes, wanting to see who dared to do this in front of the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.
“Three Zero Zero”
After the system received another wave of resentment points, the great monk Zhichen looked in the direction of Shen Fei with a hint of annoyance on his face, but he didn’t pursue it.
“Amitabha Buddha, there is a saying in the Lotus Sutra that it lies in a leisurely place, cultivate one’s mind, and stay still, like Mount Sumeru. My Buddha is merciful, and the heavens have the virtue of good life. Please be careful in your words in front of the Buddha!”
After all, if you are an eminent monk who has attained the Tao, you must speak with a standard.
Ruan Qing and Qiao Yiyi gave Shen Fei a hard look.
“In front of the Buddha, can you restrain yourself a little!”
Hearing this, Shen Fei told the two of them to be calm.
The rhythm of the scene quickly returned to the right track.
“Next person.”
As soon as the words fell, another person from Yuan Dynasty stepped forward.
The man in his twenties seemed to have a lot of thoughts on his face.
“This benefactor, if you have any doubts, it’s okay to say.”
After receiving the consent of the great monk Zhichen, the man twitched and said: “Master, I met a girl a few days ago, and… what should happen and what shouldn’t happen happened, I like her very much, I am willing to take responsibility, but she said it was just for fun, as if it was very casual, please don’t take it to heart, master, I am very confused now, what should I do in this situation?”
After hearing what happened to the man, Master Zhi Chen also frowned.
Xindao this year’s seniors are not easy to lead!
Unexpectedly, the next second, the familiar voice sounded again in the hall.
“If you don’t know what to do, introduce it to me, thank you!”
,,,,,,
0.0!
introduce to you?
What the hell! ?
Dashi, I understand!
Shen Fei’s voice continued to echo in the hall.
Orgasm after wave.
Everyone’s eyes widened as if a huge wave was shot directly, with a hint of confusion on their expressions.
“My mother duck, let me introduce it to you? Why didn’t you freeze to death after ten years of cold windows! Who is so spiritual!?”
“How can I be able to live on the same planet for you…”
“Draw a horizontal line, Lao Shi said, this question was not tested last year, but this year must be tested! [Funny]”
“Hahaha, why did God introduce it to me? No, my faith is about to collapse. If there is a Buddha in the world, how can this guy be so arrogant!?”
“…”
After reacting, there was an uproar at the scene.
All the colleagues in the circle looked sideways as if they had seen a ghost.
Hua Chenyu and Na Ying wished they could go down the mountain now, it was too scary to stay in the same space with this guy!
Master Xing couldn’t bear it anymore, his face turned red, but he still suppressed his laughter.
Ruan Qing and Qiao Yiyi were annoyed and blushed.
The girl glared fiercely at Shen Fei who was beside her, and seeing his innocent face, a deep sense of powerlessness suddenly rose in her heart.
too difficult.
The great monk was really dumbfounded.
After being a monk for so many years, it was the first time I saw someone who dared to be so arrogant in front of the Buddha.
I’m afraid it’s not my fate that I should have this calamity!
“Amitabha, this benefactor, please love yourself!”
Master Zhi Chen frowned, and gave a warning in the direction of Shen Fei.
I thought to myself, did this guy really treat Shaolin Eighteen Arhats as a display?
“Okay, a little episode, don’t worry about it, if you have any questions, it’s okay to ask.”
At this time, a hesitant voice came from below.
“Big…Master, really, really, can you ask any questions?”
“Amitabha, the poor monk is willing to answer any doubts for the benefactor. I don’t know what is bothering the benefactor?”
“Forehead……”
The man hesitated for a while, with a struggling expression on his face, after thinking about it, he still asked the question he wanted to ask.
“It’s not a particularly difficult question, I just want toKnow how a man usually reacts when he is scolded for being incompetent? ”
0.0!
ha?
Incompetent? ? ?
Is this Nima also a question that can be asked in front of the Buddha?
Today, everyone wants to live with the family, right?
The great monk Zhiyan was annoyed.
I thought to myself that I was afraid that I was not too old. How could I encounter such wonderful things!
I’m not really incompetent, how do I know how a person will react when being scolded! !
When Sajia was in the love scene, you didn’t know where it was!
The atmosphere at the scene became a little weird because of the man’s problem…  
This topic is too sensitive to ask here.
Master Zhiyan had a constipated expression on his face, and even Shen Fei was greeted by him.
I like to talk a lot when I have nothing to do with you, but now I want you to help clear the siege, and I don’t say anything!
As a result, just as this thought flashed through his mind, Shen Fei’s voice like the sound of heaven finally rang out.
“Isn’t that obvious!”
“Oh?”
Master Zhiyan seemed to have dripped Kaisailu, and his face was no longer struggling.
Taking advantage of Shen Fei’s words, he asked, “Why did the donor say this?”
Seeing that this guy has experience even with this kind of question, Qiao Yiyi and Ruan Qing looked at him with some incomprehensible expressions.
Shen Fei was not annoyed either.
Facing the crowd, he explained with pondering or doubtful eyes: “How would a man react if he was scolded for being incompetent? If I guess correctly…”
Shen Fei paused, “He will go to the temple to find monks and ask them one by one!”
0.0!
listen, listen!
Is this Nima what a human can say!
How would you react to being scolded for being incompetent? Will he ask the monks in the temple one by one?
It’s already so difficult, do you dare to save some face for others?
After Shen Fei’s voice fell, the pilgrims in the hall couldn’t hold back any longer.
“I knew that nothing could stop him! [covers face]”
“Hahaha, I almost called the name directly, it’s like a large-scale social death scene!”
“There should be music here: listen to me, thank you 5.9, because of you, the four seasons have been warmed…”
“Wait a minute, you’re going to sing like this, I remember, why does this guy look familiar!”
“Fuck, really, isn’t this the same Shen Fei who sent Gao Xiaosong away with a song “Tears from the Iron Window” some time ago?”
“Yes, yes, no wonder it’s so familiar. I said, how come there are still monsters who dare to commit murder in front of the Buddha after the founding of the People’s Republic of China? It turned out to be him, then it’s all right!”
“Hahaha, even the Buddha had tears when he heard the song “Tears from the Iron Window”! [Cover his face]”
Finally, some tourists at the scene recognized Shen Fei.
I am afraid that only this kind of immortal dares to ignore the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in this hall.
A good Fa conference became his talk show.
Just like his songs, although these words can make people doubt life, but think about it carefully, eh, it seems that it is really like that!
……

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