109: Singing is really just a sideline! Nine-year compulsory education slips through the net!
Although the rhythm was disrupted by Shen Fei, the show had to continue.
After the man was seated, Lu Yu reminded: “It’s a rare opportunity, I hope everyone will stop asking the irrelevant question of naming a child.”
Afterwards, he found a forty-year-old fat uncle in the auditorium, “This gentleman, seeing that you are so rich, you must be living a very happy life, right? What do you want to say to Shen Fei?”
The man waved his hand at Lu Yu and said with a smile: “Hey, happiness can’t be talked about, it’s just that I don’t have their troubles, I have a good wife, she never chases stars, and like me, she doesn’t look down on Shen Fei, but we All your fans.”
“Is it!”
When he heard that the man came to the scene for him, Lu Yu was in a good mood.
“It can be seen that you and your wife are very affectionate, right?”
“Old husband and wife still talk about love, but I have been married to my daughter-in-law for more than ten years. It is said that women are like wolves in their thirties and tigers in their forties, but my wife is not active at all. I am relieved, hahaha~”
“Forehead……”
Hearing these blatant remarks, the thin-skinned female audience at the scene had a somewhat unnatural expression.
Lu Yu was also a little embarrassed.
Can this kind of tiger and wolf words be said on the show too!
Shen Fei’s expression was a little unclear.
There seemed to be pity in his eyes.
After thinking about it for a while, he still reminded politely: “Actually, there is no such thing as a quiet month, but someone is carrying the burden for you!”
ton ton ton. . .
0.0!
Eh?
Why is your wife not active, because someone is carrying the burden for you! ?
What the fuck?
As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere that had just heated up in the studio dropped to freezing point in an instant.
“0.0! What do you mean by this? Is there a fish who slipped through the net with nine years of compulsory education to translate it!?”
“Shen Fei said, since you are a fan of Lu Yu, let’s show you some color! [Funny]”
“Hahaha, God, give me some color, it’s green and green, do you dare to be more connotative? [Covering face]”
“Does this count as shooting yourself in the foot? As expected of Shen Fei, it’s a set of ways to hurt people! [Laughing and crying]”
“It’s clearly a pain…”
“Listen, listen, is this Nima speaking human words, the light of the righteous path is extinguished!!”
“…”
The old driver at the scene quickly understood the connotation of Shen Fei’s words.
Joey’s eyes widened.
Shen Fei always said she was melon, and the girl also felt that her brain circuits couldn’t keep up with his rhythm.
smile on man faceGradually petrified.
He looked at Lu Yu on the stage in a daze, and then exchanged glances with his friends around him. (bifj)
Then he got up abruptly, took three steps at a time, and stumbled straight out of the studio hall.
There was an instant chaos at the scene.
Lu Yu was also in a hurry.
She is no longer a thirty-year-old girl, so she naturally understands the meaning of Shen Fei’s words.
I couldn’t express the pain in my heart, so I could only turn into anger and stare at the instigator beside me.
Today’s proper broadcast accident!
Seeing Shen Fei’s dazed and innocent expression, Lu Yu swallowed the words again.
She found that she really had nothing to do with this guy.
After the restless atmosphere at the scene calmed down a bit, he came out to control the field again.
“I once read a book, there was such a sentence in the book, at a certain moment, we thought we had grown up, until one day, we will find that the meaning of growing up is not only desire, but also courage and strength , as well as the necessary suffering and sacrifice, I hope everyone can break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly in the face of difficulties as soon as possible.”
After Lu Yu finished speaking, there was another burst of applause.
Among other things, her hosting level is still online.
Finally found the rhythm again, Lu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, turned to Shen Fei and asked: “Shen Fei, how about you? Although many people question your works, your talent is almost recognized in the circle. The lyrics of “Love” are very profound, and it can be seen that this requires the accumulation of knowledge, do you have any favorite books to recommend to everyone?”
“Favorite book?”
Shen Fei was taken aback, and asked subconsciously: “Does e-book count?”
Lu Yu rolled his eyes, it was the first time he was so tired after an exclusive interview.
“Books are the ladder of human progress, what are e-books?”
“Elevator!”
0.0!
What the fuck?
This thing has always been so spiritual?
The audience was stunned.
It’s true that Nima slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education!
“Good guy, books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator. Newton has to jump out of the coffin after hearing this!”
“No, what does this have to do with Newton? Did you agree with Einstein when you said this?”
“0.0! Fuck, have the knowledge of this year’s netizens already been so extensive?”
Qiao Yiyi lowered his head, pretending that he didn’t know this guy.
Simultaneous broadcast, my dear, audiences all over the country are staring at it, can you bring some burdens!
After Lu Yu was silent for a moment, he cast a look of help to the director off the stage.
But the arrow is on the string, even if she wants to withdraw, she has no chance.
After receiving the instruction to continue hosting, Lu Yu could only bite the bullet and laugh twice.
“Shen Fei, you are really humorous! From a grassroots singer to a well-known entertainment star, it can be seen that you have grown a lot during this period, so in your opinion, what is real growth?”
The topic suddenly became profound.
The audience also pricked up their ears.
They all want to hear what kind of tirade this fish who slipped through the nine-year compulsory education can have.
“It’s very simple.”
Now that this is all said, Shen Fei doesn’t intend to hide it anymore.
Although he is not a qualified life mentor, he still has this profile.
“To give an inappropriate example, boys like electric toys when they are young, and girls like dolls when they are young. When you are young and over the years, when you really grow up, you will find that your hobbies have changed. Boys start to like dolls. Girls actually prefer electric toys!”
After finishing speaking, Shen Fei spread out his hands, and a gleam of wisdom flashed in his eyes.
0.0!
Shenfei train is at your service wholeheartedly!
It was as if a group of mud horses ran through their minds. The audience was stunned, and then they all gasped.
All the old drivers at the scene sat upright.
Shen Fei’s speed was so fast that even their scalps felt numb!
Qiao Yiyi couldn’t figure out why something that came out of this guy’s mouth always made people feel vague and unreal.
“God, what a doll, I’m still a child, I’m still a child!! [Broken sound]”
“To be honest, it’s a pity that Teacher Shen doesn’t teach and educate people! [Serious]”
“This is not the car to go to kindergarten, I want to get off!!”
“Hahaha, if I could have met such a spiritual life mentor earlier, I wouldn’t be single until now. [Cover face]”
“Thirty years of driving experience, I thought I was familiar with any sudden situation, but I didn’t expect to meet Shen Fei. In front of him, I feel like a younger brother!”
“I really want to know what this guy has gone through and why he is so mad!!!”
“I don’t care, even if the Buddha came today, Shen Fei must be awesome!”
“…”
Lu Yu was about to cry, even if she was used to big scenes, she couldn’t stand Shen Fei’s endless jokes.
She really regrets it.
despair.
Lu Yu has not been so desperate for a long time.
The director off the stage also recalled it. If the show continues, sooner or later he will have to enter the small black room.
no way, onlyNotify Lu Yu hastily ended the interview.
……

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