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Shen Jialiang didn't lie.

His sense of humor is indeed very high!

However, his disdain for "Crazy Stone" is actually an act. This movie is not that bad. The few laughs that have appeared so far are all well arranged, although they are not up to the level that Shen Jialiang feels. It's exciting, but it's still passable. What really makes him so disdainful of the movie is

This movie!

Ruined my own date!

In Shen Jialiang's view, drunkards don't care about drinking. Only those poor singles will watch movies seriously. As for couples, aren't they all going to the cinema for dates?

at this time……

Shen Jialiang felt like he had been robbed of his female vote by the movie. He suddenly realized something in his heart: "No wonder she got very angry when I played games in the past, as if she was jealous of someone. Maybe it was because I played games too much." I ignored her when I was fascinated.”

Having said that.

Shen Jialiang's impression of "Crazy Stone" still won't change, even though he was watching the movie even when he was extremely bored. Who wants his girlfriend to ignore him?

"cut."

Shen Jialiang's girlfriend Liu Yue snorted, seeming a little dissatisfied with her boyfriend's evaluation of "Crazy Stone". However, the movie had already progressed to the highlight section, so Shen Yue didn't say anything more and stared at the screen. I'm willing to miss a little bit of the plot

The theft has begun!

After discovering the news of the jade in Mike's box, the trio of Brother Dao also focused on this priceless treasure and took the lead in launching an action. They first used a trick to lure Bao Shihong and others who were guarding the stone out of the door. , and then sent Hei Pi in to steal something, but he accidentally triggered the alarm and Hei Pi failed to steal.

He fled.

But at this time, Mike didn't know what was going on inside. He was wearing a black hood professionally, weighing the tools in his hands, thinking about cutting off the power inside first, so as to achieve his purpose of throwing jade in the dark.

"What are you doing!"

Brother Dao, who was watching outside, thought the hooded Mike was one of his subordinates, so he slapped Mike on the head: "Why the hell did you come out?"

Mike was confused!

Although Mike could only show two eyes because of the hood he was wearing, at this moment, Mike's extremely confused eyes still caused the audience to burst into laughter!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Suddenly I feel sorry for Mike!"

"The international thief is so miserable!"

Some people even couldn't help shouting, but they quickly shut their mouths thinking that they were in a movie theater. Shen Jialiang's girlfriend Liu Yue laughed exaggeratedly and patted her thighs harder until her thighs were all wet. Some of them hurt from being slapped

Liu Yue likes to slap her legs when she is excited.

What the excited Liu Yue didn't notice was that even her boyfriend Shen Jialiang, who boasted a good sense of humor, couldn't help but curl his lips at the moment, but Shen Jialiang quickly controlled it.

He felt guilty for a while.

Fortunately, it was not discovered.

Then Shen Jialiang stared at the screen with a strange look, and found that he had underestimated this "Crazy Stone". After the preliminary preparations were completed, the laughter seemed to be getting more and more dense, and even he, who prided himself on being very funny, I almost couldn't hold it back.

In the sewer.

Heipi and Xiaojun escaped, and the plot temporarily entered a calm zone, but a bigger laugh was brewing. Xie Xiaomeng, the son of the factory director Xie Baldou, fell in love with Brother Dao's girlfriend. In order to catch up with him, he even used his identity to facilitate He switched the jade that Brother Dao failed to steal, and gave the stolen real jade to Brother Dao's girlfriend, and successfully took it while the other party was drunk!

The theft failed.

After returning home, Brother Dao found Xie Xiaomeng sleeping with his girlfriend. His mentality collapsed at that time. He got a kitchen knife and interrogated Xie Xiaomeng, who had been tortured to the point of being reduced to a human shape.

"Have you done it?"

"Did you fucking do it?"

When Brother Dao asked this question repeatedly, the audience once again could not hold back, but the funniest thing was still behind. Brother Dao's younger brother named Xiaojun lay on the bed and asked his sister-in-law in a hoarse voice: "What do you like about him? What about him?" Is it better than big brother?"

There is definitely something wrong with the audience.

Soon everyone knew what was wrong. Xiaojun said depressedly: "Is he better than me? How could you do such a thing? Are you worthy of brother and me?"

This time I laughed like crazy!

The occupancy rate in the theater was obviously less than 20% to 30%, but the laughter made it feel like the theater was full of people. Liu Yue even laughed so hard: "The amount of information is so huge..."

Shen Jialiang's cheek twitched slightly.

He almost failed again, but he finally held back. Since he said it was funny, he quickly laughed and turned into a fool. Wouldn't it be too shameful?

But it's a pity.

When Heipi said that he would use the real jade that Xie Xiaomeng gave to his sister-in-law to replace the fake jade on display, Shen Jialiang finally succeeded and couldn't help laughing slightly. Fortunately, there were too many people laughing around, Liu Yue didn't realize that her boyfriend was having fun.

at the same time.

Unknowingly, Mike was still hatching a plan. This time he bought a thick rope, showing off his professional skills as an international thief. He used a very high-end rope to hang himself on the roof, and then he slid down bit by bit. As a result, when he was about to When I stole the jade, I was embarrassed to find that the rope was not enough.

He stretched out his hand hard.

Just out of reach.

This is definitely the furthest distance in the world. The jade is right in front of him but he can't reach it. So Mike, wearing a mask, remembered the sinister smile of the boss when he bought the rope:

"Swindler!"

"I'll kill you!"

Xiaojun happened to appear at this time. Seeing Mike hanging in the air and unable to get the jade, he directly played a trick on him, turning his body in the air for more than ten times, and teasing: "This stone doesn't belong to you."

Before this.

Xiaojun almost succeeded in stealing the jade, but the jade was also Mike's goal, so Mike destroyed his action at that time and said very coolly: "This stone doesn't belong to you."

Now Xiaojun has taken revenge.

After hanging on the rope and turning more than ten times in the air, Mike was already dizzy. The camera zoomed in for a close-up, and Mike's eyes were full of confusion.

"Autistic!"

"I'll beat you to death!"

"Mike is doubting his life!"

"He's still an international thief!"

"The rope sold by the profiteer is not long enough!"

"I feel sorry for Mike for the third time, hahahaha, it seems that our China is not suitable for top thieves like him, even a small thief like Xiaojun can bully him so badly..."

"..."

Laughter one after another!

Some viewers laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt!

Amidst the laughter, Xiaojun put the real jade back and took out the fake one instead, and was very proud of it. By the way, he rang the alarm here and wanted to trick Mike.

Mike hurriedly grabbed the rope.

As a result, his body got stuck on the beam.

The camera gave another close-up. Mike's eyes were hurt and even a little desperate at this moment, and the audience had completely laughed. Liu Yue laughed so hard that he almost choked on his saliva: "Oh my God, oh my God, how can Luo Xun be so funny, I'm dying of laughter!"

Hold on!

Shen Jialiang wanted to laugh!

But he tried his best to hold it back!

But his emotions had been aroused, and finally Shen Jialiang couldn't help it. Even though he tried hard to control his muscles, his mouth still made continuous "puff" and "puff" sounds.