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"Hello, Mr. Sun... Mr. Sun... my surname is Chen, Chen Xuanzang..." Maybe it was because Sun Wukong's eyes were too penetrating, or maybe because the Demon King's reputation was really big enough, Xuanzang was stuttering when he spoke.

"Eh, eh, eh."

Sun Wukong continued to circle around Chen Xuanzang's body. This time he not only touched and hugged him, but even kissed his clothes. He muttered: "Five hundred years, five hundred years, finally here, five hundred years finally here, five hundred years finally here." !”

Grouper's dubbing matches Zhou Xingchi's face without any sense of dissonance.

The audience's mouths were raised throughout the whole process. Just seeing Zhou Xingchi's face was very interesting, not to mention that Zhou Xingchi, the Monkey King, really seemed to have been held in a cave for five hundred years, which made people feel even more... A knowing smile.

The conversation that followed was interesting.

Sun Wukong calls Chen Xuanzang Mr. Chen, and Xuanzang calls Sun Wukong Mr. Sun. The conversation between the two is full of modern flavor. Zhou Xingchi even used an exaggerated tone to joke about the past when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. After talking about it, he laughed out loud, and then It's a standard grouper laugh.

Xuanzang brought him bananas.

So Sun Wukong decided to help Xuanzang surrender the pig demon.

This process seemed too simple, but the audience suddenly didn't realize it. It was just silly fun and full of sympathy for Zhou Xingchi's Sun Wukong——

Yes, sympathy.

Many people say that Monkey Sun was imprisoned for five hundred years, but many people do not deliberately think about what Monkey Sun, who has an infinite lifespan, means in being imprisoned for five hundred years. It is endless loneliness. , endless emptiness, and this movie specifically emphasizes the spiritual stimulation that five hundred years has brought to Sun Wukong, so when he saw Xuanzang, his eyes were glowing green!

"There is a conspiracy."

As a film critic, Xu Wenjing subconsciously guessed that there was something wrong with the Monkey King, which made her look forward to the movie even more: "It wouldn't be Monkey King if he didn't have a bit of cunning. Sure enough, this role should be played by Zhou Xingchi."

According to plan.

You have to find a beautiful woman to dance on a full moon night to lure the pig demon nearby, and then Sun Wukong can solve it. But at this moment, Miss Duan actually appears.

The audience was overjoyed!

Obviously, Miss Duan couldn't let go of Xuanzang after all, so she followed Xuanzang here, and regained her heroic appearance, with a bit of cunning and funny side: "Don't you need beautiful women?"

She shook her head.

I made a mistake and my hair covered my face.

Well, this is Sadako’s classic look.

The audience burst into laughter, thinking that Sui Ning was going to be funny, and those female comedians really had nothing to do with her, but Sun Wukong clapped his hands: "Beauty!"

So I started to dance.

Sun Wukong twisted his buttocks and asked Miss Duan to follow suit. The music suddenly became a little magical, and the dance became more and more magical. This time, the laughter in the theater became more intensive: "What kind of dance is this?"

"The music is weird too!"

"It's a bit cute inexplicably..."

"It's obviously just brainwashing."

The audience reacted very quickly, because this was the "Pure Land" that Luo Xun suggested to join. He arranged everything from the dance to the background music. It turned out that this part was quite interesting, especially when Xuanzang was forced to dance together by Sun Wukong. At the same time, the way the three of them acted in unison made the audience burst into laughter, and it felt vaguely like a silly Indian musical.

…

After the dance, the three of them laughed, especially Sun Wukong, who laughed so hard that he held his stomach and was very exaggerated. So Xuanzang asked him: "Mr. Sun, is it so funny?"

"Isn't it funny?"

Mr. Sun asked him back.

Miss Duan said: "Let's lure the pig demon."

The two walked out of the cave. Xuanzang took out the gourd musical instrument he was carrying, while Miss Duan danced under the full moon. The laughter in the theater finally disappeared, and everyone concentrated on the scene in front of them - —

Between the flying white clothes.

The banished immortal dances lightly under the moon.

Miss Duan is breathtakingly beautiful.

It's the music of "The Love of My Life" again. This time Miss Duan also sang it, and the movie used her original voice, which added a bit of sadness: "The lover leaves and never comes back. I sigh silently that love is no longer there. Although Flowers will fall off, but they will bloom again, as if the love from another life is beyond the white clouds. Painful love makes people sad. Destiny cannot be changed in this world. Separation and love can no longer be done. Is this an arrangement from God..."

Watch her.

Xuanzang seemed crazy.

I don’t know whether it’s because of the charming moonlight or because of her overwhelming beauty. Her graceful figure seems to be a startling glimpse at every step, which makes people forget to leave. The moonlight flows on the bluestone, and she is very close at once. Very far all of a sudden.

Xuanzang suddenly choked up.

His eyes were red, and he stretched out his hands to grasp, but it was in vain. He could not grasp the cruel moonlight or the dancing figure. The wind slipped through his fingers, and the singing was gone.

A beast roared in the distance.

Zhugang Hyena finally arrived.

Miss Duan almost instinctively stood in front of Xuanzang, just like every time she encountered danger, but this time Zhu Ganghe met his opponent, and he was easily subdued by Sun Wukong.

Return to the cave.

Zhu Ganghei was successfully exorcised, but Miss Duan took out the fish monsters that had been exorcised before and handed them to Xuanzang: "I know you have your own exorcism ideas, so I will leave these two monsters to you. ”

"Thanks."

Xuanzang took the monster doll.

Miss Duan closed her eyes gently.

Xuan Zang pretended not to understand and said, "Miss Duan, Miss Duan, are you tired? Go back and rest."

"Hey..."

Miss Duan opened her eyes and said with some resentment, "Didn't I say that when a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her..."

"..."

Xuan Zang was a little at a loss, and actually looked at Sun Wukong beside him. Sun Wukong immediately stood up and said, "Miss Duan, not only can I subdue demons, but I can also do such trivial things for you."

"Mr. Sun."

Miss Duan smiled slightly, and the next moment she kicked Sun Wukong on the butt, kicking him aside, making him scream in anger, "Thinking back then, I came from the Nantian Gate with a machete..."

No one paid attention to him.

Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang again and said carefully: "I'm sorry, I'm not good at many things, I will definitely change, and I've decided to be a gentle and virtuous wife and mother in the future. Will you accept this?"

"..."

Xuanzang looked around and finally looked at Monkey King. Monkey King touched his slightly bald head and walked two steps into the distance. At this time, Miss Duan took out the Wuding Feihuan, turned it into the size of a ring, and put it on Xuanzang.

"What are you doing?"

Miss Duan said shyly: "I've decided to tie the knot with you. This ring represents my love for you."

Xuanzang looked at Monkey King again.

Monkey King cursed: "This place is so small, where the hell can I go?!"

"Ignore him, are you willing?"

Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang with a stern face.

Xuanzang tried to take off the ring, but found that he couldn't take it off at all. Miss Duan saw this and said proudly: "The Wuding Feihuan is rooted in the flesh, you can never take it off."

Xuanzang put his hand flat.

Pick up a stone.

Miss Duan trembled and said, "What are you doing?"

Xuan Zang said, "I don't want to. I can't take off the ring today. At worst, I don't want this finger."

He smashed it hard.

But it didn't hurt.

Because Miss Duan's hand covered his hand, Miss Duan's hand was injured and bleeding, but tears were flowing from her eyes. She said, "I know, I won't bother you anymore."

She took off the ring.

Then she took out a tattered book from her arms with her bloody hands and gave it to him: "I have been working on your "Three Hundred Children's Songs" for three days. I don't know many words, so the work is messy."

"No more."

Xuan Zang lowered his head and didn't look at her.

She nodded and jumped away.