Entertainment: From wedding host to superstar

"I never expected it! In those hundreds of thousands, you won my wedding order.

You don't know how happy and scared I was at that time, for fear that this was another false hope, so I didn't dare to say, even my wife didn't know that you took our order. "

"Fortunately, seeing you here today, I really let go of my heart, I thank you! I really thank you! Let me have a wedding with Hong Hong without regrets! "

When Song Xiaobao finished choking, Xiao Yifan enlightened him and said, "Brother Bao, it's not that I refuse to come to officiate your wedding, I am very willing to hear the news that you are going to get married."

It's just that who I can be the wedding celebrant for is really not for me to decide.

According to the regulations, as long as the system sends me a ticket, I can accept it.

If you had placed an order on your app earlier, maybe I would have received your order earlier? "

"Ah, is that so?"

Song Xiaobao was a little dumbfounded.

I already knew that it was so simple, as long as you placed an order on your APP, you could invite the emcee brother, what was he worried about?

However, when he placed an order at that time, he saw the hundreds of thousands of orders displayed under Xiao Yifan's page, and Song Xiaobao changed his opinion "one one three".

In his opinion, being able to invite Xiao Yifan from the APP this time was purely because God took pity on him, so that Xiao Yifan finally received his order.

This is no different from five million in ordinary people.

If you apply for an order at another time, God knows if the final order can be sent to the master of ceremonies?

You must know that now those stars in their entertainment industry who want to get married are staring at this master of ceremonies and want to invite him to officiate the wedding.

Song Xiaobao wiped his face, sighed with emotion, and then said: "Don't say anything else, this is all over, today no matter what, I have to leave you to have a meal with me!"

You are the guest of honor for the two of us, and Hong Hong is still waiting to toast you! "

Xiao Yifan politely refused: "Brother Bao, I understand your kindness, but one of my emcees stayed to eat, which is not in line with the rules." "

"What's wrong?"

At this time, Zhao Benshan's voice sounded outside the door of the dressing room, he pushed the door in, looked at Song Xiaobao and asked: "What did you do, let the emcee brother say that you are not in accordance with the rules?"

You know, Hong Hong doesn't know how happy he is now, this little brother you are the benefactor of the wedding of the two of you, if you dare to disrespect the little brother, see how I teach you! "

Zhao Benshan was usually lenient to his disciples, but his tone at this time was very harsh.

When Song Xiaobao saw Zhao Benshan, it was as if he had seen a helper, and quickly opened his mouth for help: "Master, I didn't do anything, I just wanted to ask the emcee brother to stay and have a light meal with us,

But he said that they were the emcee, and it was not proper to stay for dinner, and you can help me beg him together. "

Xiao Yifan was afraid that Zhao Benshan would also follow Song Xiaobao to pull himself out to eat, so he said: "Teacher Zhao, it's not that I don't want to, the rules of our industry are like this, I'm a little emcee, I can't break the rules, right?" "

Zhao Benshan glared at Song Xiaobao and said, "Little brother is right, they are not doing this business, and they can't stay according to the rules." "

At the beginning, when Zhao Benshan was not yet prosperous, he could be said to have worked in any industry in order to make a living, officiating weddings, going to funerals to stage filial piety and the like,

They are all familiar with it, what are the rules and particularities in this industry, Zhao Benshan is clear.

When Song Xiaobao heard this, he immediately said with a bitter face: "Master, why did you say that..."

He also thought that when Zhao Benshan came, someone would help the master brother go to dinner so that they could thank the couple.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Benshan also told him about the rules of the wedding industry.

Zhao Benshan is not Song Xiaobao's mentor, and the reason why Bao can become popular in the country is that Zhao Benshan was promoted by Zhao Benshan with his own connections,

Therefore, Song Xiaobao's treatment of Zhao Benshan, his mentor, is also very respectful in his heart.

But this time, he planned to stick to his idea, even if the master objected, he would invite the master of ceremonies to eat out.

Before Song Xiaobao could speak, Zhao spoke.

However, this time, Zhao Benshan said to Xiao Yifan with a grin: "According to the rules of the wedding celebrant, you should not stay and eat."

As for you, my old Zhao has always liked you, knowing that you are a talent and wants to make friends with you.

I didn't have that opportunity before, this time I finally saw your Buddha-figure, I want to invite you to be a distinguished guest, borrow Xiaobao's wedding to have a meal, and chat, I don't know if you are willing to reward me with this light of old Zhao? "

Song Xiaobao also hurriedly said at this time: "Yes, yes, it's not me the groom who invited you, it's my master who wants to invite you, the distinguished guest, to have a meal and make friends!" "

Song Xiaobao's heart tightened his admiration for his master.

It is worthy of being an old river, and the means are higher than themselves.

Like the master, he can not break the rules of their wedding ceremonial industry, but also reasonably invite the little brother to dinner.

Honghong and I are both apprentices of the master, and it will not be too much to honor your master's distinguished guest with two glasses of water and wine at that time.

"This..."

Xiao Yifan was a little crying and laughing.

He also thought that Zhao Benshan would help him dispel the idea of Song Xiaobao inviting him to dinner, but he didn't expect a big turn.

Having said that, can you still refuse?

Under the repeated insistence of Song Xiaobao and Zhao Benshan, Xiao Yifan was finally pulled out for a meal by them.

During the meal, another group of people kept taking turns to toast Xiao Yifan.

......

The video of Xiao Yifan officiating the wedding for Song Xiaobao was uploaded to the Internet.

Not surprisingly, this video exploded on the Internet.

"Huh? Master of Ceremonies' new video? When did he give someone to officiate the wedding again, why haven't I heard anything about it? "

"Your news is also too ill-informed, this time the master of ceremonies did not say in advance to officiate for someone to officiate the wedding, but his parkour video today is so popular, didn't he finally figure out that he was going to officiate the wedding for someone, and he ran cool in order to rush?"

"What? Can the emcee brother also parkour? When was this? "

"No, are all of you just connected to the Internet? The previous such a popular emcee brother parkour video, you all didn't watch it? "

"Ah, I'll see."

“...... The emcee's parkour is so handsome, much more exciting than the parkour videos I used to watch those big gods abroad! "

"No, didn't the little brother always refuse to officiate for Song Xiaobao before? Unexpectedly, I went to officiate his wedding? "

"Does anyone know why the master of ceremonies went to officiate for Song Xiaobao's wedding? Do I still want to invite Sect Master Wang Xiaoming to his wedding? "

"Let your shit sect master and his big baby wife go along! Although Brother Bao's coffee position is a little lower, there is no problem with his character and works, your Sect Master Wang wants to let the master of ceremonies officiate the wedding, they are also worthy? "

"The little brother must be a very soft-hearted and gentle person, he must have felt that it was pitiful that the old man Song Xiaobao couldn't get married at such an age, so he finally chose to officiate for them, right?"

"Brother Bao is an old man? Hahahaha, that's right, he is an old man, older than his master Zhao Benshan! "

Netizens first discussed why Xiao Yifan ran to officiate the wedding for Song Xiaobao, and then the topic began to gradually shift to his performance at the wedding this time.........

His humorous jokes were unanimously praised by netizens, especially when he later wittily resolved Huo Honghong's question of "who will save your mother and girlfriend first when they fall into the river at the same time", which made netizens shout funny.

"Hahaha, I've heard about this question for many years, and whoever has been asked this question before is generally constipated, and they can't say who to save, even if they can give an answer quickly, they will be scolded immediately."

I didn't expect the emcee brother to be so witty, this is good! In the future, if my wife asks me this question again, I will answer her according to the method of the master of ceremonies. "

"Wake up, are you really your wife not watching the video of the emcee brother? Will she let you fool the past with this method? "

"Oh, don't say it, my girlfriend just watched this video and immediately asked me this question."

"How did you answer?"

"I also said which river I lost at the beginning, and it turned out... Do not say. "

"I hate the kind of person who says half and then doesn't say it, so tell me what's going on with you?"

"What sad encounter do you have, say 4.3 to make everyone happy."

"She scolded me and said she was going to find ifs and ifs and hit me. (Pathetic) (crying)"

"It's over, then it seems that this method of the little brother will not be used in the future."

"Wake up, where are your wives and girlfriends!"

Of course, not all netizens like Xiao Yifan's performance so much, and a netizen called "want to leave" said: "This video is so funny?

I think it's just average, and it's so short, it's not comparable to ordinary sketches. "

Such a statement was quickly sprayed and deleted by other netizens.

"The little brother didn't say it was a sketch either? He's just acting out a little joke, can't he? "

"Although short is short, it cannot be regarded as a real sketch, but what are we looking at the sketch? It's fun to watch! Now where is there a skit that makes people laugh, this paragraph of the emcee brother is not much more interesting than those real sketches? "

"You just think that the curry-flavored Xiang is delicious, and we won't refute you, after all, people like you are not as good as Lao Ba!"

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