Entertainment: From wedding host to superstar

There were people who complained about the conference taking the lead, and other guests also shouted, letting Xiao Yifan perform a talk show.

Xiao Yifan did not waste time, and directly said: "Since everyone wants to listen to it, then my talk show will start now."

To be honest, I don't really want to perform this, but I really want to show it in front of idols.

My idol is Li Dan and Mr. Egg, I have been reading his books since I was a child, and listening to his jokes is very interesting!"

Li Dan quickly raised the microphone and said, "Mr. Xiao, don't talk nonsense, how can I be so old!"

Xiao Yifan pouted: "The focus of my words in this paragraph is mainly to highlight my youth, it has nothing to do with whether you are old or not, but you have a feeling that there is no silver three hundred taels here

."

You honestly say, is your actual age a round older than on your ID?"

Li Dan rolled his eyes and said, "How can I be a big round..."

Xiao Yifan snatched and said: "That's two rounds of big rounds, I really can't imagine that the total age of the egg actually matches the appearance so much."

The combination between you and Ms. Chen can be described in a poem, that is, a tree of pear flowers pressing begonias!"

The guests in the audience burst into laughter instantly.

"A Tree of Pear Blossoms Pressed Begonia" comes from Tang Dynasty Yuan Shu's "White Clothes", which originally meant to ridicule elderly husbands for marrying young wives.

Li Dan looks old, and his marriage with Chen Dian is also just right with this poem.

The guests were all amused, but Li Dan said with a bitter face: "Mr. Xiao, I originally admired you, but I didn't expect you to pierce my heart so much!"

Xiao Yifan smiled wickedly: "Actually, I don't adore you at all, what I adore most is your mother, I don't know how she raised you without the help of the police!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene burst into laughter again.

Wu Xuanyi laughed directly to tears, and kept chanting in her mouth: "The joke told by the little brother is really funny, I really like him so much, hahaha!"

Ju Jingyi next to him couldn't help but quip: "Hey, shouldn't you really have a crush on the master of ceremonies?"

Wu Xuanyi's laughter suddenly froze.

After a second, she said in a little panic: "How... How is it possible, I just like the talent of the emcee brother, I have no interest in his people, don't talk nonsense!"

"Yes?"

Ju Jingyi leaned in front of Wu Xuanyi's eyes and said with a smile: "What are you blushing?"

Wu Xuanyi subconsciously replied, "I can't do it refreshed!"

"Why is that yellow again?"

"Cold protection..."

As soon as he said the two words, Wu Xuanyi paused.

She gently hammered Jingyi, and said a little angrily: "How can I have a yellow face, don't you trick me!"

Ju Jingyi said with a smile: "I just want to see how flustered you are, it turns out that you are quite flustered, you must have a good impression of the little brother of the emcee!"

Wu Xuanyi became angry, turned her back to Ju Jingyi, and pouted: "I ignore you, you know nonsense!"

Ju Jingyi quickly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, I won't talk about you, let's continue to watch the little brother perform!"

Wu Xuanyi snorted quite arrogantly, but still turned around and hugged Ju Jingyi's arm, and the two women looked at the stage together.

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Xiao Yifan also continued to ridicule Li Dan in the form of a talk show on stage.

With the blessing of the "Wonderful Words" skill, he frequently produced various golden sentences.

Coupled with the "acting talent" skills he acquired before, it has a bonus effect on the talk show, making his talk show a wonderful one, which directly makes the guests laugh until their stomachs hurt.

Even a talk show king like Li Dan was so frightened by Xiao Yifan that he couldn't speak.

Finally, he broke down and said: "Mr. Xiao, you are so able to say, don't be a host in the future, don't participate in talk shows, give us stand-up comedians a way to live!"

Xiao Yifan frowned and said, "That's not okay, I just eat by mouth, you don't let me do it, then don't let me do it, you raise me!"

Li Dan tried to open his eyes and said: "You can still sing, the countless squares in our Chinese land are waiting to be fed."

Can you bear to silence the loudspeakers that should be noisy?

It is worthy of being the king of talk shows, this paragraph is extremely level, and it directly amuses Xiao Yifan.

He gave a thumbs up to Li Dan and said: "Egg always makes sense, I will consider a few square dance divine songs, when the time comes, shoot the MV to find you to appear, your appearance and the square dance crowd are particularly suitable!"

"No, no, no. My look is inappropriate, not suitable. Li Dan waved his hand again and again and shook his head.

"Eggs are always modest. The egg can always chase Ms. Chen Dian with this respectful appearance, which shows that the total appearance of the egg is still distinctive. "

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter.

"Haha..."

"Little brother, this is to turn a corner and say that our egg chief is ugly. "

People are ugly with style, ugly with characteristics. "

"If I could be ugly enough to have a girlfriend, I would be as ugly as an egg!"

There was a boil below.

Li Dan made a bitter face and raised his forehead: "The master of ceremonies said that I was miserable." "

Xiao Yifan shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no." It's not about being ugly. The so-called uncharming people are self-obsessed, and the eyes of lovers are out of Xi Shi. There are always those who like eggs.

Turnip greens, each with its own love. Maybe our bride today, Ms. Chen Dian, is under your talent!"

Li Dan supported his forehead and finally lost the battle.

He said helplessly: "It seems that I can't get by with this terrier, I admit defeat, Mr. Xiao, you continue to officiate the wedding!"

As soon as these words of admitting defeat came out, they directly shocked the gang who complained about the conference.

Especially Chi Zi, the look he looked at Xiao Yifan was like looking at God.

A person who does not have any fame in the talk show industry, scaring the talk show king Li Dan to the point of admitting defeat, this face is too magical.

Chiko even suspected that he was in a dream.

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